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                       a derpy life                        
                    -by Wurben Hurgen-                     
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                   middle finger school                    
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middle finger school
DU DI DI DU went my alarm making me jump with surprise I don't know why I always jump when i hear it i mean its from one of my flipping favorite movies the third encounter of the third kind for goodness sake oh well I went to my calendar with a happy smile then I lost it when I found out the day and i shouted at my calendar "fuck you Monday".
I was walking to school while i was playing crossy road taptaptaptaptap "come on pug come on" taptaptaptaptap shit i died.
Now time with lessons on what you should not do with tv host Derpy
alright everyone lesson 1 DO NOT PLAY CROSSY ROAD ON THE WAY TO SCHOOL YOU COULD BUMP INTO SOMEONE IT COULD BE A BULLY OR MORE EMBARRASSING THAN THAT YOUR FUCKING BBBBBBOOOOOOOYYYYYYYFFFFRRRIIIIEEEENNNNDDDDDD! see you after the break.
I was about to get up when I saw a hand reach towards me I took it and the person helped me. when I got up I dusted myself of and went to say thank you I froze and just stared at him bright red "err Ditz you okay" said my boyfriend time turner. I nodded. "are you sure you look a little sick". "I'm fine" i lied I'm not fine I'm a little wet.
I had 5 lessons today                                              translations
history                                                                          boring
English                                                                          boring
maths                                                                            boring
science                                                                          boring
geography                                                                    boring
As i left school i couldn't help but to do one thing i stuck my middle finger and said "middle finger  you school".