cchatper 1 - humnebl benginggs
im the trash man i eat garbage
oneday in equest was noctis. (hes my friend oc hes luna and the old god solaris secret child and he was in orphan for al of life.)
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one day in equestria noctis was a hpone call.
"helo an hero pls"
"no"
but who was pone?
fucjin into a hole. noctis go to his room and cry infed to luna dakimakra "oh luna. ur onle pone who understand sme."
howevr on the other sid of ponyefvli a rainyday was aput down the fone.
"smok weed every da" sayd rainy. he was spokengn weed becaus he wroshiped the god snopp dog. snopp was his saveior.
"wher da pussy bos"
and so rainy drowned in aseeanof pussy. "dis da lyfe" he said.
syanxt was into the haus were noctis wasinto a cry. "What the fuck are you even doing?"
"nsabnashbdg helo syhntax im makin ga cry. i luv luna but shes 2 gud 4 me."
"Eat shit and die."
"ok"
chapeter 2 - noctijs's quest
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noctus was goij got kingdrom luna to talk to prnicess luna.
"helo luna im am here.. give me ur posuusssssssssssssssssyyyyyyyyyyyy."
"no noctys i canot because u r the fagot."
"no"
and so a noctus wasnt a good.
twiidilignt sparjnjkle nd syentx eorororrororroorooroororooror telpsort to ncotis who crying on flor.
"Noctis, why are you crying?"
'becuahs luna dusnt like me"
twilghbt sparkeml screthc her head but den think of plen!
"nocntis u can get da luf potshin frum zekcora!!!"
"OMG th xtwilght sperkle" noctis saed
"Please kill me."
