We have lost one of our best
(This is just something i put on the backburner, enjoy.)
It was a peaceful morning in PonyVille, and Sugar-Cube Corner was about to open.
"Pinkie could you get the newspaper, please?" Said Mr.Cake.
"Sure thing." Said Pinkie as she went outside to get the paper.
"Morning Pinkie." Said Lyra as she walked past.
"Morning, Lyra." Replied Pinkie as she picked up the paper, and brought it back inside.
"Thanks Pinkie." Said Mr.Cake as Pinkie handed him the paper.
"Pinkie dear, could you help me with Pumpkin, and Pound?" Called Mrs.Cake from upstairs.
"Okie dokie lokie." Said Pinkie as she walked up the stairs.
"Well, let's see whats in the news today." Said Mr.Cake as he opened the paper.
The head line reads "TROLOLOL PONY DEAD!"
"Hey, Pinkie do you somepony called Trololol Pony?" Asked Mr.Cake.
"Yes, why?" Said Pinkie as she came down the stairs with Pumpkin, and Pound Cake on her back.
"He's dead." Said Mr.Cake.
"W-what?!" Said Pinkie as her hair deflated, turning her into Pinkamena.
"Pinkie, I'm sorry." Said Mrs.Cake as Pound, and Pumpkin hoped of Pinkie's back.
"If you need me, I'll be in my room." Said Pinkie on the verge of tears, as she walked back up the stairs towards her room.
"Oh, dear. Pinkie is going to be like that for months, at the very least." Said Mr.Cake as Gummy walked down the stairs.
"... " Said Gummy.
"What's that Gummy? You can bring Pinkie to the funeral?" Said Mrs.Cake
"... " Said Gummy.
"Your cousin, works at the funeral home?" Said Mr.Cake.
"... " Said Gummy.
"Thank you Gummy." Said Mr.Cake.
"I'll get Pinkie's friends, they might want to go as well." Said Mrs.Cake as she walked out the door.
"Gummy, can you go tell Pinkie?" Said Mr.Cake.
"..." Replied Gummy as he walked up the stairs.
"Thanks, I can repay you during poker, tomorrow night." Said Mr.Cake.
"Excuse me, are you open." Said Dr. Whooves opening the door.
"Your a little early but it's fine. We have some pear tarts if you want one." Said Mr.Cake.
"I hate pears." Said Dr. Whooves.
"I forgot. We have some strawberry ones if you would like a few." Said Mr.Cake.
"I'll take a few." Said Dr. Whooves as he gave Mr.Cake the correct amount of Bits.
"Here you go." Said Mr.Cake handing the Doctor a bag containing the tarts.
"Thank you." Said the Doctor as he walked out.
"Dear, I brought Pinkie's friends." Said Mrs.Cake as she walked in with the rest of the Mane 6.
"What's wrong with Pinkie?" Said Rainbow Dash.
"Girls, have you heard of somepony called Trololol Pony?" Asked Mr.Cake.
"Trololol Pony, is one of the most famous ponies, on the internet." Said Rainbow Dash.
"Well he's dead." Said Mr.Cake.
"W-what?" Said Rainbow Dash rather shocked.
"The paper, said that he died yesterday, due to complications with a stroke." Said Mr.Cake.
"I, can't believe it. He's gone." Said Rainbow Dash.
"It's okay girls, the funeral in tomorrow, in St.Poniesbureg. Gummy's cousin works at the funeral home, so you can attend the funeral." Said Mrs.Cake.
"What time does the train leave?" Asked Rarity.
"It leaves in about four hours. So you still have time" Said Mrs.Cake.
"Well, then we better get ready." Said Twilight as she lead the rest of the Mane 6 out of the bakery.
"Is, it true, am I going to Trololol Pony's funeral?" Said Pinkie as she came back down the stairs with Gummy on her back.
"Yes, Pinkie you are. The train leaves in four hours, so go get ready." Said Mr.Cake.
"Thank you so much. You don't know how much this means to me." Said Pinkie as she hugged Mr.Cake, and then Mrs.Cake.
"Your welcome Pinkie, now go get ready." Said Mrs.Cake smiling, as Pinkie went back up the stairs towards her room.
5 Hours Later, The St.Poniesbureg Express
"Why, are we going all the way to St.Poniesbureg, for the funeral of some internet star?" Said Rarity.
"Trololol Pony isn't just an internet star, he's also a meme." Said Rainbow Dash, from across the aisle.
"Whatever you say Rainbow, darling." Said Rarity.
"Rarity, Trololol Pony is known in every nation, he's that famous." Said Twilight.
"Still, he's just a simple internet star." Said Rarity.
"Now entering St.Poniesbureg Station, please refrain from making any, In soviet Equestria jokes. The locals will hurt you." Said a pony over the loudspeaker as the train pulled into the station.
"Well this is it." Said Twilight as she walked towards the door with the rest of the Mane 6.
"Lead the way Gummy!" Said Pinkie as Gummy began to walk along the sidewalk.
10 Minutes, of walking later.
"This is the place, Death's Door Funeral Home." Said Twilight as they went inside.
"Excuse me miss, we are here for-." Said Rarity to the secretary before being cut off.
"Trololol Pony's funeral, only friends, and family are allowed. There will be a public memorial service in the square tomorrow." Said the secretary.
"..." Said Gummy.
"Why didn't you say so, any cousin of Crocky, is a friend of mine. The funeral is outback, it starts in a few minutes." Said the secretary.
"Thank you." Said Twilight as they walked outside to the graveyard the was behind the funeral home, and took a seat under the pavilion where the service was taking place.
"It looks like everypony is here so let's begin." Said the pony giving the service "Trololol Pony, or Eduard as he was know to his family, and friends was just an ordinarily pony, until he sang a song he made up, and posted it online, that was when he became known as Trololol Pony, he taught ponies it was okay to laugh at one's self, and to always smile no matter what. He will be missed."
A few other speakers came up, and gave speeches but Pinkie didn't care, all she cared about was that she was attending her idol's funeral, and the end of the funeral she silently said "Rest in peace Trololol Pony."
As she, and the rest of her friends were walking towards the train station she began to sing.
"Trolololololololol."
FIN
(A/N: In now way shape or form do I own the song Trolololol, and may Eduard live forever in our hearts)
