Shipping Labels

by Eruantalon

Rating: everyone
Tags: Main 6, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Spike, Comedy
Length: 982

The Mane Six get a list of labels... Shipping labels, Pinkie calls them. But what pictures do they bring to mind for the ponies themselves?

Twidash.
Pinkieshy.
Sparity.

The Mane Six get a list of labels... Shipping labels, Pinkie calls them. But what pictures do they bring to mind for the ponies themselves?

Silly parodies. I know. But I'll be adding more chapters and ships later. Probably never going to be "complete" because THE SHIPS WILL LAST FOREVER!

Published 2015-12-13 01:40:02 UTC
Last updated 2015-12-13 01:40:02 UTC

Twidash

"Come on! You've got wings; now use them!"

Twilight's wings barely felt like wings. They were red-hot lumps - no, spears - of agony, piercing all through her barrel. Somehow, she forced the spears to flex. Back - forth - back - forth -

"This's a great day!"

Rainbow's voice came from somewhere ahead. Twilight could see two circles of blue ahead of her... but it was probably the blue of the sky. "No," she tried to tell herself. "She's my friend. She isn't mocking me."

Back - forth - ignore - back - ouch - forth - I fought Sombra; I can fight this - back - forth -

She could smell Rainbow Dash now, even if her tunnel vision couldn't see her. "Twi, it's great you're almost keeping up with me now! Hey, want to come out tomorrow for another Twi dash?"

It turned out, even when her wings were tired, her legs could still buck.

Sparity

"How's your day been, Rarity?"

Rarity smiled at the young dragon. "Oh my! There was a most adorable young mare who came on the train from Canterlot all to order a dress from my boutique!"

"Wow!" Spike's eyes went wide. "What for?"

"She's going to be graduating Princess Celestia's School next week, and of course she wants to look her best... Hand me that golden thread, if you would? No, the thinner one."

Spike carefully got the skein of thinnest (and thus finest-quality) golden thread off the rack and handed it over to Rarity. "I'd say that's an excellent day, Rarity!"

"Oh, absolutely!" She flashed Spike a broad smile and then bent down to thread a needle in her magic. "So how was your day?"

"Twilight and I've been studying how magic moves through space when you flip it over."

"Oh?" She looked up, her needle poised over some golden cloth.

"Like..." He looked around the shop, and his eyes lit on a plain white dress without any decorations. "Like that dress over there. Its left and right sides are just the same, so when you look at it in a mirror, it looks just the same as the real dress."

"All right," Rarity said with a nod, as she started to stitch.

"And that's called 'parity.' But if you put a daisy or something on one side of the dress, it wouldn't have parity anymore."

Rarity nodded again, drew the needle out of the cloth, and stood frowning. "So how does this relate to magic?"

"Well, Twilight and I've been studying the Poynting vector of... well, how the energy moves from your horn through space. And we've found that it doesn't have parity."

Rarity raised her eyebrows. "The beam of magic looks the same on left and right."

"Well..." Spike dashed over to a small board Rarity kept to sketch designs for her less imaginative and more demanding customers. "So here's your horn, and here's the needle..." He drew quick sketches. "And here's the magic, and this arrow represents the magic flux through here. That's the Poynting vector, and we call it 'S'." He shrugged. "Tradition. So if the Poynting vector had parity, the S-parity would look like this..."

Author's Note

Let's Poynt at the ship so everyone'll get it.

In real life, since we don't have magic fields to measure, the Poynting vector represents the rate of energy transfer per area of an electromagnetic field.

The Stage Is Set

Author's Note

I don't own either the ponies (they're Hasbro's) or the ships (they're... whose are they, anyway?)

The Stage Is Set

"Hey, look, everypony!" Pinkie Pie came bounding into the main hall of Twilight's castle, where the other Bearers were already gathered. A long sheet of paper - perhaps four times as long as Pinkie herself - was dragging after her.

"Ha ha!" Rainbow laughed. "Are you taking after Twi or something?"

"And what're you doing letting paper drag on the floor?" Twilight quickly gathered it all up in her magic and let it down on the large table.

"Noperoni!" Pinkie bounced onto her throne after the paper, keeping one end of it tangled in her mane all along. "These here are shipping labels! I thought you'd be interested!"

"Shipping labels?" Applejack wrinkled her ears. "You mean, places I could send my apples?"

"Wellll...." Pinkie gave a forced chuckle.

Twilight picked up the list somewhere in the middle. Her muzzle scrunched up as she read through a few of the names, and then her eyes went wide and she quickly shoved it away. "Pinkie, just where did you find labels like this?"

Pinkie gave a very Pinkie grin and waved all four legs in the air (somehow without letting her barrel touch the floor.) "Somewhere!"

"Just what do these even mean?"

"That's what I wanted to ask you! What do you think they mean?"

Pinkieshy

"No! No!"

Fluttershy clung to her door as Rainbow Dash tried to pull on her tail. "Come on, Fluttershy! It's just a party!"

"But there'll be dozens of ponies there! Hundreds! Thousands!"

"It's just a party at Sugarcube Corner! I don't think two thousand ponies would even fit in there!"

"But -"

"And you were in the Hearthswarming Eve pageant just last week, so even if there were thousands of ponies there, you'd be just fine!"

"But... this's different!"

"Right. Because it's not thousands of ponies, and it's in Ponyville, where you know everypony."

Fluttershy wimpered, and her grip on the door slackened. Rainbow loosened her grip on her friend's tail, too.

"And you've been out with the weather team all day."

"Yes..." Fluttershy whispered. "So I just want to be with my animals tonight. I mean, if that's all right with you."

Rainbow Dash sighed. "You pick your animals over a Pinkie Pie party?"

"I mean, if that's all right with you? And Pinkie? Tonight, I think I'm just Pinkie-shy."