Author's Note

warning, contains a fair amount of stupidity. ~~discord forgot to wear a certain thing before helping~~
~~Fluttershy~~

something is wrong with fluttershy

The last thing I remember before waking up was the feeling of dread that had been a predominant feature of my nightmare. I couldn't remember why I was so afraid though, the memory faded before I could get a firm grasp of it. All I could remember was a kiss and the stars above, the meteor shower had made an appearance in it as well. the rest of the details were blurry and incoherent at best.

I was drenched in sweat and still a little tired, my sheets were strewn about like I had struggled in my sleep. I tasted somepony on my lips, like i had actually been kissed instead of it being a dream. It was a mix of book musk and wine that lingered on my lips, making me shudder at the thought of it. for some reason, I couldn't place the smell coming from around my room, a deep musky stallion like smell that made me flush with embarrassment. I quickly opened the shutters and banged open the windows, summoning a breeze to take care of it before Spike came in and jumped to a conclusion. I remade my bed and zapped away the remaining odor to make sure any of it wouldn't be identified.

With a satisfied nod, I rushed off to the bathroom to clean myself of the nightmare. thankfully Spike was probably in the kitchen, making breakfast as usual, as I briskly cleansed myself. as I stepped out into the hall, I could smell waffles and pancakes comming from the throne room, apparently we had guests over. I trotted into the throne room to see that discord and fluttershy were half way into a whip cream canister and Discord was slathering on the chocolate like he had all the other times before. the table was a mess due to Discords 'artistic' quality.

He looked up from his plate long enough to spot me and waved. "Oh, hiiii! how are you today? You seemed to be a bit flustered for some reason. pray tell?" that smile pissed me off every time he used it.

I could feel my left eye twitch with frustration. "I can't recall-"

"Then could you just let me do some-"

"Inviting you here, at all." I turned to Fluttershy, trying to catch her attention, receiving only a brick wall of focus. her single mindedness in devowering the breakfast was concerning. "Fluttershy? Fluttershy!"

'Snort' she looked up from her plate, slowly beginning to frown. as the tears began to flow, Discord started panicking. with the fist sob, she threw back her head and wailed. the painful noise made both Discord and I cover our ears. as soon as she stopped wailing, she looked around at us, still crying. "i'm so faaat!" as she looked down and spotted her plate again, she smiled and began to stuff her face again, like nothing ever happened, making those snorts and grunts, like she was tearing into some wild game.

I slowly shifted my gaze to Discord, an angry smile spreading across my face. "Discord, why is Fluttershy acting like this?"

Fear ripped across his face as he tried to raise a claw, as if to state his point, then his eyes flicked back to Fluttershy and he snapped his fingers, making himself, Fluttershy, and the entire spread of food to disappear.

Clock

the dull sound of my hoof hitting my head as I tried to not get mad at Discord resounded around the empty room. I heard Spike whistling as he came out of the kitchen, golden towers of waffles and pancakes piled high on the plates he miraculously held up with his little arms. he stopped and frowned, finding only me in the room, no food whatsoever left from discord and fluttershy.

"Where they go?" he walked over to the table and pushed the platters onto the table with ease.

"I have no idea. one moment Fluttershy was alright, the next she was crying about her figure and Discord zapped them out". I waved a hoof dismissively.

He raised an eyebrow, clearly not buying it. "You do know I can tell when something is bothering you, you know? What happened?" He walked over to the table and stacked the pancakes on the empty platter.

I sighed, slowly making my way over to the table. "I think something is up with Discord, he seems like he just can't leave fluttershy alone with any of us for some reason or other! And the way she's been acting lately, you would swear that she was pregnant!"

Slowly, my head began to turn over the possibility of her actually was pregnant. 'Wow, I never thought Discord would do something as stupid as not wear a condom.'

With a bored shrug, I trotted over to the table, too tired to care about it at the moment. I plopped down on the head chair, barely managing to not slip out, as I waited for spike to come back. My left ear gave a light twitch, signaling me to watch out. as the sound drew nearer, it came as a whistling, like Rainbowdash was falling through the air right at me again. With a casual roll of my eyes and a quick barrier spell, accompanied by a throw pillow from the closet, she smashed through my favorite stain-crystal window (for the umpteenth time) slamming into the barrier and dropping like a sack of potatoes onto the pillow.