Why You Never Get Fluttershy Drunk
Seriously. Don't Get Her Drunk.
Fluttershy stepped back nervously. "I-I don't know Discord. I-I'm not much of a drinker..."
Discord chuckled and winked at the other five mares. "Don't worry, my dear! It's just a few sips!"
The yellow mare reluctantly took the glass Discord offered her. The group of friends sat inside the friendship castle. Discord had convinced the other mares that Fluttershy being drunk would probably be one of the funniest things in Equestria.
Boy was he wrong.....
Shut up, Haunting.
Fluttershy still looked reluctant as she nodded. "I-I guess.... This isn't too strong, is it?"
Discord suddenly had a halo, a white gown, and angel wings. "Absolutely not, Fluttershy! I would never do that to you." Rainbow Dash struggled to stifle her laughter. Discord had chosen a special concoction, made by the best alcoholic cider maker in Equestria, Cider Chugger, named Drunken Danger. It showed a picture of a tipsy Daring Do on the bottle. It was known quite well for making ponies drunk fairly quickly. And Fluttershy was the third lightest drinker in Equestria!
Fluttershy gulped, and then took a sip. She cowered, looking like she was waiting for the worst, and then smiled. She opened her eyes. "That was nice..." She then gulped the whole glass. "M-May I have more, Discord..?"
Discord smiled brightly. "Of course, my dear!" This process continued, with Fluttershy's refill requests getting slightly more demanding each time.
"More, please..."
"Here you go!"
"I want more."
"You can have some."
"More."
"Here you go!"
"More!"
"I have more, Flutters!"
Fluttershy, now looking tipsy, had slightly glowing cheeks. "Don't call me Flutters, hic mister! MORE!"
And so he gave her more.
"ARE YOU HOLDING OUT ON ME!? I SAID GIVE ME MORE!" She then proceeded to grab the bottle out of Discord's paw, and chug.
The other mares, and Discord, stared at her. She noticed this as she lowered the bottle and wiped her muzzle. "You gotta problem with me!? Hic, I'll send you into next week!!" Suddenly, her whole demeanor seemed to change. She stumbled towards Rainbow Dash and started playing with her mane. "Hehehehehehe! Hic, you should get your flank out of the stable!"
Rainbow glared furiously at her drunken friend. "I'm not bi!"
Fluttershy giggled and continued to play with her friend's hair. "Then how come I say you kissin' dat Sora girl from da Wonderbolts! Hic! "
Rainbow turned beet red as Applejack stared at her. "You were kissin' Soarin'!?"
Rainbow bit her lip. "N-No!"
Fluttershy then turned to Applejack and strutted(AKA stumbled boastfully) toward the farmer. "Don't gimme dat, Applejack! Or I gon tell 'em your wit a chingaling! See how you like it!"
As Applejack's face turned as red as her brother's, everyone stared in shock. "I-I have no clue what your talkin' about!"
Rarity glared at her friend. "How could you fall in love with a changeling!?" Rarity then regretted that statement as Fluttershy turned towards her.
She hiccuped before speaking. "Says da mare bangin' a dragon!"
Rarity turned away and tried to hide behind her mane as Twilight stared at her accusingly. "That's where Spike has been going these last couple of nights!?"
Her ears then dropped as she stared at the drunken mare that now had her attention. "Oh Twilight! Hic, you're having sex with one of your guards! I heard the moans when I fed the owls!"
Twilight was now cherry red. Pinkie laughed hysterically.
As soon as she realized her mistake, it was too late. "And Pinkie.... I saw you're 'super secret taste testing' through the window! What was your words? That Cheese's dick 'tasted salty?'"
Pinkie's face was now hidden in her mane. Her mouth hung agape, as did the others'.
But nothing could match what came next.
She turned toward the last creature in the room. Discord the draconaques, watching in amusement. He had no secrets. He had had sex with nopony and there was nothing she could hold against him. But then, her eyes turned half-lidded. She eyed him up and down, lustfully. "Hehehehehe.... Oh Discy~<3"
Discord blushed and backed away a tiny bit. "F-Fluttershy..?"
She walked towards him, her hips swaying. She grinned at him sensually. "C'mon Discy~<3... Don't be afraid...."
Discord was too stunned by this as she got even closer to him. "Hehehehe.... You're mine now, Discy.... " Her long tail now swung, lightly brushing Discord's tail.
Rarity had a blush on her face from her friend's attitude. "F-Fluttershy, y-you might want to lay down now...!"
Fluttershy then proceeded to push Discord on to his back and sit on his chest, drawing circles in his chest. "Oh no, Rarity. I'm too busy, as is Discord here..."
Discord lay there, gaping like a fish. A million thoughts ran through his head, each dirty. "F-Fluttershy...." He spoke in a strained voice.
Fluttershy lay on his chest and reached her muzzle towards his. "Now.... You're mine~<3!" She then pressed her lips on to his.
Rarity blushed heavily and sighed. "This is so romantic..." Rainbow stared at her friend's sudden interest in the draconaques. Applejack had ducked under her stetson. Pinkie was grinning like a psychopath. Twilight gaped like a fish.
Discord kissed back.
After a few seconds of kissing, she fell unconscious on the chest of the Lord of Chaos.
The mares stared at Discord.
Discord stared at the mares.
He then swallowed and added nervously. "We pretend this never happened...?"
The mares nodded.
Author's Note
Fluttershy knows everyone's secrets. Don't even try to hide.
She sees when you are fapping....
She knows when you're having sex.....
So keep your stuff in your pants-
And don't fuck for Celestia's sake!