In the wake of the Canterlot Wedding, once the festivities died down, it was time to ask a rather glaring question: How were the Royal Guards, one of the greatest fighting forces in Equestria, so easily overpowered by Changelings the moment they made their great reveal? A short investigation revealed what the Princesses and a few others suspected: laxness and lethargy due to a lack of perceived threats affected readiness, among other things. The first step in correcting such problems is a massive Physical Training regimen starting early in the morning for all Guard forces.

Stella, who happens to come back from leave the very day this corrective 'punishment' is implemented, is less than amused. She had a terrible time on leave and the last thing the poor batpony wants to do is get PT'd until she can't feel her legs. Her already combative and foul-mouthed personality, fueled by bitterness and sheer anger, exacerbates some problems between the Solar and Lunar forces during break time. Reeling from the consequences of her actions, she decides to have some 'personal time' with herself, since she hasn't been laid in months.

-Another random, lighthearted story with a little bit of clop.
-Base Artwork is done by my good friend and the incredibly talented Pusspuss, who drew the picture for me on commission. That is indeed Stella in all her glory. Main picture is sourced to his DA and you can also find it on my profile. This is the colored-in version.
-Proofread by Enigmatic Otaku and Eppie Genetic.