ONCE UPON A PONY
RAINBOW DASH WAS SLEEPING ON A CLOUD
AND THEN SHE WAS RUDELY AWOKE BY THE PINK PONY WHO SAID “HI RAINBOW DAHS LET’S PLAY”
RAINBOW DASH SAID “NOT NOW PINKO I’M 2SLEEPY5U”
AND PINKIE SAID “WHY YOU SLEEPY RAINBOW DHSA I THOUGHT YOU WANTED TO GO PONY”
THEN RAINBOW DASHES SAID “I’M SLEEPY BECAUSE I WAS UP ALL NIGHT BEING BEST PONY”
SO PINKIE PIE SAID “GOOBYE I’M LEAVING NOW”
AND THEY ALL LIVE HAPPILY EVER PONY
THE END