Shining Armor has sexual fantasies. Well, so does any normal, functioning pony, he claims. But his are a bit troubling. His wife is unable to fulfill these erotic thoughts on account of her lacking certain gender-specific body parts and being too kind of heart. Shining has gotten along just fine for the past several years on fantasies alone, as well as the help of a few select toys. It's been fine, for the most part. However, Cadence has decided that he's been kind to her for years without asking for much of anything in return, and decides to set him up with somepony willing to help him.

Hoity Toity is more than happy to help get these fantasies out of his system. Anything for a night with the Royal Guard Captain, he claims.