2012

I woke up who knows how long later in a hospital. I saw multiple staff rushing around and I even saw a few familiar faces from heaven. Then I remembered that I was an Alicorn. I then tried to speak but I found my throat was dry so that I couldn't. I tried anyway. I said,"Water?" In a scratchy voice. All the people in the room looked over and had surprised looks on their faces. One said,"What's he doing?" Another said," Oh Lord Luna There's a fire( if you don't know the reference the you suck.) Then she raaan she didn't grab no shoes or notin God. Someone brought over water and I saw all my items on the bedside table. Even my phone. I remembered that I was an Alicorn and tried to use magic, failed and just grabbed it with my hooves. Then I remembered I don't have fingers and made a sort of device that gives you finger like appendages and astonished everypony. I put it on and I turned on my phone and checked my texts with mares and stallions peering over my shoulders, and surprise I had a text from God. He was asking how I was. He tested back immediately and he said " Look in the bed to your right." I looked and there was the person/pony I asked to bring with me. Her name was Kerenza and I'd had a crush on her since third grade. Those feelings developed into love over time and when the "apocalypse" happened I was devistated. Then here she was after 20 years. Here's what I did. I said," So we've been in heaven for 20 years, and you sleep NOW! That made her jerk up in bed and look at me. I don't think she recognized me for a few seconds then she finally seemed to remember me. She said, "Oh, hi Rocky. What's with the horns and win... Oh right you're an Alicorn. Ok what drugs did you give me? Where's Sam?" " Uh Kerenza I believe we are both ponies right now and you better snap out of it. Do you not remember the years you spent in heaven after the Apocalypse?" She then started freaking out. WAIT YOU'RE SAYING THAT I'M A PONY AND YOU'RE AN ALICORN,Wait am I the person you talked to God about?" " No getting out of this one. " Yes you are, and after all these years I confess I'm a huge wimp." All that with doctors and nurses looking at us confused. " After a minute of awkward silence  one said," Wait you're both Alicorns but you are not proclaimed royalty? Have someone contact all the Princesses and the weilders of the elements of harmony!" Next thing I knew there was a needle in my arm and I was drugged to sleep.