College life

(Me) What? Wait you want to have sex

(Sweetie Belle) Yes. Why? Do you not?

(Me) I don't know?

(Sweetie Belle) Hows this we forget it then in a week we talk?

(Me) Deal!

(August 26th)

(Flame Bug) Man I'm sorry about last night. Hows this I'll buy your meals all day for a week.

(Me) Dude it's fine man.

(Flame Bug) I shouldn't  have asked that.

(Me) No you shouldn't have so you will buy Sweetie Belle a bundle of roses and say it's from me.

(Flame Bug) OK! Deal.

4 HOURS LATER

(Twilight) OK class my name is Twilight Sparkle a teacher here at our college in order to be in game developing me and Mrs.Rainbow Dash should teach you it.

(Me) *Raises hand*

(Twilight) Yes Mr.Edgley.

(Me) Lunch is in 15 minuets.

(Twilight) Yes it is. Thanks for reminding me. lets learn some codes.

15 MINUETS LATER

(Me) OOOHHHH BACON SANDWICH. Thanks Mrs.Fluttershy

(Fluttershy) *whispers* your welcome.

(Apple Jack) Attention students today we will tell you about sex but don't puke your lunches out.

(Me) Oh my god.

(Apple Jack) Sex is unpermited in school grounds if you do have sex in our school you will be expelled thank you.