Ortix. God in the neighborhood.by mikele_11Chaptersfirst chapter - I am Ortix and you're Celestiasecond chapter - Ortix meet radioactive dragonthird chapter - Nothing like meF0r7I-I )I-I4p73r _ Cr45hfirst chapter - I am Ortix and you're CelestiaAuthor's Note My second story. I think you've read the first story. Ghost story. Have fun. Rewrite first chapter - I am Ortix and you're Celestia "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ..." Screamed a metal sphere. "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaa ... Stop." With these words the whole explosions, pieces of buildings and other strange things stopped. "You want to know how it started?" He asked, looking at readers. "Let's start from the beginning." He said when all began to recede. You could see the cosmos and suddenly appeared in yellow lettering 'Star Wars'. "Ahh! I'm sorry band of evil." He said when the whole scene changed to a strange spaceship. "Well. Lights. Camera and Action!" He said when all moved. "We are pleased that Ortix invited me for tea." She spoke light-blue metal sphere. "Oh, no. That's me thank you for inviting me, Mr. Ortix." He said the second light-blue metal bullet. Suddenly on the control panel of the vehicle, flashing red light. "Well, goodbye Mr. Ortix." He said when then burst like a soap bubble. "What this time?" Ortix asked himself with cowboy accent. "A. This is the time to visit a random universe." Spoke happily core. "OK. I choose this one." On the screen appeared the ship planet under the name of Equestria. "This will be perfect." He said to himself. "Equestria. Let's see some basic information. There are two princesses prevailing on the time of day or night. Elements of harmony with enormous power. Strange creatures and others." He thought. "If so it promises to go." In the middle of the ship appeared gate made of light. Ortix drove his bus straight to the gate and disappeared with a bright flash. It was a beautiful day in Ponyville. Twilight went his way to his castle. Suddenly, dark clouds covered the sky and hear the lightning strike. Twilight looked up at the sky with a slight fear. All the clouds that have arisen as quickly disappeared, leaving misled Twilight. Nobody knows where we could hear screaming and metal ball. "What is this?" Twilight asked herself. Suddenly, the metal ball crashed near Twilight. "What Tantarion is ?!" Twilight screamed looking toward the hole. Her thoughts were interrupted by a call. "Hello. Can anyone hear me. Probably no one to hear me." Came a voice from inside the crater. "Hallo. Hallo hallo. Um, hi. Is anyone there?" Again the voice was coming from the crater. "I'm alone and I can't move." Twilight hearing this, she decided to see who it might be. When she looked inside she saw the metal ball looking up at her. "Oh thanks to me. Finally, someone deigned to look here." He said, startling Twilight. * Is that ... speaks!? * She was surprised that this item speaks and looking at her. "If you want to know, this thing has a name." Reclaimed the ball. "Ortix. Nice to see you." He said. "I ... I am Twilight Sparkle." She lavender alicorn. "Ah. Seeing the wings and the horn I'm guessing that you're a princess. I am God the neighborhood." Ortix said. "Okay time to get up." He said. "I don't need help?" Asked Twilight. "See and crying." Said Ortix confusing Twilight. Suddenly, a flash of blue hole disappeared and Ortix was made of light rail. "Wait. Can you do magic chaos ?!" Twilight was shocked. Subsequent to create chaos couldn't well mean. "It wasn't magic chaos or any magic. That was my more than divine power." He said disorienting Twilight. "So you're saying that you are God?" She asked looking in disbelief at the metal sphere. He confirmed. "But it's impossible." She denied. "I'll tell you an important thing. God can do everything and knows everything." Ortix said. "This is when you show me Applejack, Rainbow Dash, Rarity, Pinkie Pie and Fluttershy?" He asked what Twilight was mouth agape. "How do you know my friends?" She asked the core of who was reading a book called 'Oqen doors 4 stapit'. "I told you. God knows everything." Said Ortix have now wearing a hat with the words 'Science ass'. "If you aren't creating chaos, then why do you do such strange things?" She asked seriously. "Think you know everything about everything and always. This kind of thing can lead to a little crazy." Said Ortix and beside him was an array of graph pointing arrow to the outside. Literally. "So. You know everything about everything." Asked incredulously Twilight. "Even the fact that we're in your castle?" Ortix asked jokingly. "We're not ..." Twilight interrupted when she noticed that he is in the castle of Ortix. "How are you?" She managed to ask. "Power ass." Said Ortix. "I am not ass!" Screamed Twilight. "You are." Ortix said. "You're talking to the essence of what it knows what will happen and what will be the consequences." He said. "And I am God." He added. "Not at all!" Screamed Twilight, shooting in Ortix. "What? Only so much you can do?" Asked Ortix unmoved. Twilight now looked at him with disbelief biggest so far. "How is it possible that not even set off toward?" She asked. "Simple." He said. "I am the god of the neighborhood." He said. "Write a letter to your beloved princess and let her know about me." He said. "Okay." Twilight replied. Suddenly the door opened revealing Celestia. "I came as fast as I could." Celestia said. "You're fast." Said Ortix. "Hi, I'm Ortix and I sent a letter." Seid to Celestia, and she looked at him. Then she looked at Twilight. "What's going on Twilight?" Asked Celestia. "This is Ortix. He says he was a god." Twilight said with a slight roll of her eyes. "God?" She asked then looked at Ortix. "Not possible." Said Celestia. "That's how you explain that we're in your room?" He asked. "We're not ..." Celestia stopped as she noticed her surroundings. "It must be an illusion." She said. "Either I have a power that transcends your little brains." He said. "what did you say?!" She asked indignantly Twilight. "The fact that you can't keep up with who I am." He said. "Maybe some tea?" He asked as he floated past the cup. "Maybe the party invite Discord?" He offered. Then, with blue flash came Discord. "What is?" He asked surprised. "Who called me?" He asked accusingly Twilight and Celestia. "I." Ortix said. "Who are you?" Discord said. "Ortix. Nice to see you." Said Ortix. "Ortix. Ortix. Ortix. I'll tear off my leg that I heard that name somewhere." He said. Suddenly, his lion's paw disappeared and appeared at Ortix. "You're right, my random friend." He said. "So you probably heard about God in the neighborhood." He said. Discord snapped his claws and his lion's paw was spot on. "Of course. Ortix. God is in the neighborhood." He said cheerfully. "I don't know." He added. "I can do everything." Ortix said. "Soon we'll see." Discord said. He snapped his claws and the whole room became upside down. "Can you do that?" He asked with a sly smile. "Even better." He said. Suddenly the whole room started to change into different forms, colors, sounds, and more. Then he returned to the initial state. "And what." He said slyly Ortix. "Me too, so I can." Discord said. "I can resurrect the dead." Ortix said. "You're lying. Even I can't." Discord said. "It see." Ortix replied. "Arise Starswirl Bearded." Suddenly the center of the room emerged light and revealed a bearded Starswirl. "Discord!" He screamed and then faded blue flash. "I forgot." Ortix said. "And no. I don't lied." He said amused. "It was the bearded Starswirl?" Twilight told from beyond belief. "And what? Maybe some anthro?" Asked Ortix standing at the sign that says 'Anthro are true, because it created'. "Of course, I have more power than anything in the universe." He said. "You're annoying. If I looked ..." Speak Discord but ... "In the mirror?" Ortix suggested holding next to Discord mirror. Then the mirror was thrown through the window and when it fell we could see an explosion. "Case." Said jokingly Ortix. "Will you stop?" Twilight asked, exasperated. "I can. But I prefer something better." He said. "Maybe cake?" He offered. "No, I don't want to..." "Twilight!" Screamed pink mare standing at said alicorn. "Who is our new guy?" She asked impatient. "Gha" She screamed overshoot. Only now she, Celestia and Discord noted that they are in Sugar Cube Corner. "Ortix." She said bad looking with reflectors on said core. "I'm sorry. Itself somehow." He said. Then he took a cupcake. "Pinkie. Fetch. He said, throwing the cake. Pinkie immediately ran for a cupcake, which was flying very far." We have a minute or two. "He said looking at the group." You want to ask you something? "He asked pleasantly. "What tantarion, you think you're doing?" Asked Twilight. Ortix just ... he was on the bus. "The answer is simple. I am Ortix and ..." He stopped as soon as it appeared gap. "Time has passed. Goodbye Twilight. Goodbye Celestia. Goodbye Discord. Goodbye Pinkie." He said walking into the breach, and Pinkie stood in the doorway. "Ohhhh." She said sad. When the gap shut up in its place was a large cannon with a small card. Pinkie took it and read it. From Ortix for Pinkie. I hope you'll like your new big party canon. With hugs Ortix. PS. It has the ability to shoot cakes. PPS. No need to overload. And PPPS. Have fun. "Hurrah!" Cried happy Pinkie. "It was a short but interesting." Ortix commented. Suddenly on the control panel began blinking blue LED. "Ohhhh. It's time to watch the cases that seem to people to be invented stories, but they are real." He said Ortix edging the screen. "In the universe. Maybe, but then I watch' The Witcher III '." Added Ortix, and began to watch. But at the moment he turned to me and threw a brick at me. And when brick ... OUCH! second chapter - Ortix meet radioactive dragonSomething has gone wrong. We don't seem to have an archived copy of that chapter.third chapter - Nothing like me"It could be worse." Said quietly, second Ortix. "You're kidding! How can burn sinking, sunken ship filled with fire-resistant materials and metal ?!" Asked angry Ortix twisting in circles. "Even though you didnt have a lighter. How is that even possible?" He added. "He he. I know it. Once I did." Replied the other Ortix. Ortix looked at him in shock and rage. "And you what? You aren't better." Added a second Ortix. "Yes, I am." Objected Ortix. "Earth. England. Year 1957. The guy ended up in the mouth Garunadockendogigigonkarconfurmentolongodonga. For a month you couldn't collect him." Said second Ortix. Ortix looked just in shock. "It was a little accident." Ortix said shyly. "Caravanna. Petrinificace. Hant ((_ @ !. Globrantic was shut in the well PRITITI. His mental state ... actually, it wasn't after the event." Continued second Ortix. "Okay. I understand that ..." "Friticiti. Catson. Meow 113. Catinact lose pride and get in the chest ..." "Article 63. No big deal." Spoke calmly Ortix. "Attacked and raped." Added second Ortis. "Somehow it went farther. She has three children, and they father is in prison and waiting for death." "Well. Maybe ..." "Wurtucutu. Pelengo. Cact TriSiFiNi. Kalangab had an accident and it was be your fault. They had to work on him the best mechanics and doctors, to separate him from the Farcucutu." Finished second Ortix. "Ok. You're right. I'm doing more mistakes than you do. But that doesn't mean that once you have me remind Friticiti. It hurts me more than you." Said sadly Ortix. "If you think you're so good, I'm leaving. Goodbye!" Shouted other Ortix, disappearing in a burst of bright light. "Goodbye lunatic. What me on?" Ortix asked himself. Suddenly, the panel began blinking red LED, and a moment later opened the gap. "It will show that without him, I can handle myself." Ortix said, entering the breach. When he left, he saw desert. "It's probably one of those versions of Equestria. Wait. Fallout Equestria. Yes. That's it." Ortix said to himself happily. Suddenly his eye passed ball. "Huh. It was close." "Damn it!" Screamed mare levitating pistol. Then she took aim and fired again, but this time the bullet was stopped by the power Ortix. "What?!" Mare asked in shock. "Don't you know that you don't shoot to the god?" Ortix asked rhetorically. He pulled up mare and hide bullet. "Tell me, what is your name." Ortix asked. "L... Little pip." She replied uncertainly. "Yes. It's Fallout Equestria. I'm go away." Ortix said entering the breach and closing it behind him. "Give something else." Ortix said. Gap is opened. "I have no humor to clop fic." Gap is closed and then opened. "It was a week ago." Again. "No FNaP." Ortix said. Gap is closed, but not opened. "You can see that I have to think of something else." Ortix said to himself. "Segregate tokens." He said to himself. "... And last. Great. It took me ..." Ortix said happily, before he lost humor. "Ten minutes." Said Ortix. "It will be a long day." }ORTIX!! {shouted someone voice. "Green Ghost. Nice surprise." Ortix said quietly, before he realized what had happened. "How did you get into my head and how do you know about me?" He asked. } The fourth wall. {Replied. Ortix rolled his eye. "I know that. I broke even twentieth wall and still not come to the end." He said. "And you were good enough to get out of my head and return to Ghost. You know that I need to gather information to know what he does with such force." Ortix added. } He does Rainboom. {Said another Green Ghost. } I'll be sure to be on the Dalek. {Said Green Ghost. "Be right back." Ortix said and left two Green Ghosts. When he returned, the red light flashing, and a moment later he opened a portal. "Ahh. Dimension P-132.8.01. Otherwise a big mistake." } Why? {Asked Green Ghost, when another Green Ghost departed. "It's one of those damned dimensions vore. I've never seen the point in swallowing ponies. At least one of those where they can go out on their own hoof. But I don't see the point in that swallowing a property of the victim." Ortix said fully causing pain in my fingers. But I don't have fingers, because the narrator is me. Ortix. But back to my events. "I'm not going just to look at. I'm going to record it." He said, holding the camera. Then the gap opened and sucked Ortix. "What is?" He asked himself. On the console, a ship flashing red LED indicator at the 'System error dimensional'. "Oh. That's the ship." Ortix said. Then he went to the console and opened the panel. "Just as I thought. The driver burned. Procedure nano-14." Ortix said. Procedure nano-14 activated. - "As long as the driver isn't repaired, I have to travel on my own." Ortix said. "I don't even remember the last time I did it." He added. }A week ago. {Answered GG. "Shouldn't you be somewhere else?" Ortix asked. } Oh crap. I forgot. {GG said, and then disappeared. "Well. The gap time." Ortix said, and then scored the radius of the eye and tore reality, creating a hole. "As always. Easy." Suddenly alarm began to flash, and the gap was unstable. External connection with gap. - "It's not possible. Only I have access to my rifts. Who else ... Ohhhh. Ortix 2." Ortix said. Gap was red and big left claw, and then grabbed Ortix and pulled him. "Well, well, well. Welcome to my Lear. Ha Ha Ha." Ortix 2 laughed. "Ortix 2. Today you betrayed and attacked me. How could you?" Ortix asked. "I'm not Ortix 2. I Detrix. But according to my timeline, I betrayed you twenty-four years ago." Detrix said. " Ah and I apologize. For me it was today." Ortix said. "I'm not going to look on your person!" Detrix shouted. "Quite fell words. Time to fight. Hatacha!" Ortix shouted, but was caught. "You won't tell me what to do. I've had enough of this. You have great power, and you are using it to experiment on displaceds. First Ghost, who got amazing ability, and now Phone guy who is pretty good at being bad in his own way. " Detrix said. "Actually, Phone guy works on his own. I'm more interested in Ghost, because he is first displaced, who looks like a character invented for something that isn't there." Ortix said. Detrix just snapped. "It's not important." He said. "What matters now is that I'm going to destroy you, and I don't care." Detrix added. Ortix rolled his eye. "I am immortal god. If my body is destroyed, then recreate it. Don't give advice to kill me." Ortix said quietly. "That's right. I forgot." Detrix said sadl. "Wait a minute. But I can kill yourself over and over again. I'll have fun and power of the multiverse. I'm a genius!" He shouted cheerfully. "You can not do it." Ortix said. Then his eyes flashed and everywhere opened breaches leading to black holes. All hideout Dertix has been absorbed. "No, no, no! I had to work at it for twenty-four years! Do you know how hard it is to get the materials what I needed ?!" Detrix shouted. Ortix approached him and when he winked his eye was red as blood. "You don't know how I am when I'm angry. I can do everything and nothing and no one forbid me. Whoever wants to fight me, I take it as a joke. Whoever forbid me something, I ignore it. You are not worth my attention. I saw much, or even more. Now look me in the eye and experience your worst nightmare. " Ortix said. Suddenly his eye emitted images that appeared Detrix. "No! No, please! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! STOOOOOOOPPPPPP IIIITTTTTTT!" Detrix shouted. Images that were in the eye Ortix it ... Oh God! It's terrible! It sits in my mind! Too much! Too much! I can not stop thinking about it! "You can see that the author will have nightmares. But the end of it. Try returning to describe." Ortix said. Gha! Still I see it! Well. Everything should be all right. Detrix fell to the floor and shook on it. "Never try to mess with me. Do you understand?" Ortix asked. Detrix moved away from him and shook his eye. "Okay. Time to get back to the ship." Ortix said and opened the gap. "How?" Detrix asked. Ortix looked at him. "How what?" He asked. "How can you behave normally, although you have such memories? That's not possible. Nobody wouldn't stand," said Detrix. "This is one of my secrets." Ortix responded and entered the breach. "Ship. Sweet ship." Ortix said cheerfully, being on a ship. "Now I have to open a new hole and go where I want." He added. He opened the hole and went inside. "Basic data." He asked while falling to the ground. Driver error. - "Right. I have to do it the old way." Ortix said. He looked left and right, then pulled out a thermometer, then opened his case. "Equestria. Anthro ponies. The time when Starlight was a friend with Twilight. I am reliable." Ortix said proudly. "And it will hurt." He said. SPLASH BOOM TRASH BANANA "Oh. My beautiful eye." Ortix said sadly. His eye was hanging on the cable and was cracked. "Fortunately, I can it." He said. Then he took the old eye, blinked and had a new eye. "Previously I visited Twilight. Now I visit Rainbow Dash." Ortix said, then teleported beside her. He had to go for her, because Rainbow trained. "Good morning!" Ortix shouted. "What the Buck ?!" Rainbow cried out in surprise. Suddenly she fell into a tree, breaking it. Then she fell to the ground, and a piece of wood crushed her. Ortix stood in front of the place where the tree was. "Hnnnn." Rainbow muttered. "Oh. That's not good. Your core-spinal wing was broken. This means that you won't be able to fly. Even though you barely walk. Let me fix it." Ortix said. Then he picked up a piece of wood and put it where it was previously. Then picked up Rainbow and using his power, he made was as good as new. "I told you." Ortix said. "What the hay happened? Who are you? What are your intentions?" Rainbow asked. "Maybe I'll do it in a simple way." He thought, and then blink an eye. "All the answers to your questions are in your head. You will think the question, and the answer appears." He said. Rainbow stood quietly for a while, but then shook her head and looked at Ortix. "So you're a god who travels to different places, because you want?" Rainbow asked. Ortix nodded. "Yeup." Confirmed. "It still doesn't make sense." Rainbow said. "Your little brain can not comprehend what you are dealing with." Ortix said. "What did you say?!" Rainbow asked angry. Ortix shook his eye. "Hit me. But I warn you. I'm made of metal." Ortix warned. Rainbow took a swing and hit him. Then she turned and rubbed her hand. "Why does no one ever listens to me?" Ortix asked. "My turn." He said. Then, with his eye score a huge radius of destruction. When he finished the whole Equestria was burning planet. "Maybe it's better to repair." He said, and then everything was normal. "I need to know for the next time that everything around me is delicate ... But I know that. I have to remember not to get provoked ... I know that too. Oh! I know. I have to be more careful with my powers. Heh heh . The new thing on the list. " He said. Rainbow looked wozzy. "What? What happened?" She asked. Ortix decided that sneak out unnoticed. "I don't like departures. Even with less than half the power of the former, I am the strongest. I must just be careful." He said to himself. "I'd better leave before destroy something more." He opened the gap. Then he went through it and found himself back on the ship. "Home. Sweet home." He said. Suddenly anvil fell on him. "I hate my house." } Goodbye, kids and other people. This is the end! {Shouted GG. "Goodbye GG." Ortix said. } WHAT! Wait, I was just ... {suddenly he disappeared. "It is now a different universe." Ortix said. Then he went through the gap. "So where I am now?" He asked himself. "Welcome to my LEAR 2!" Detrix shouted. Ortix looked at him blankly. "This time I'm ready. Meet my friend. Mr. Smashy!" He shouted. To his left and right there are two panels with spikes. "Oh please. You think I'm afraid. You haven't seen my friend. Mr. Smashy 2!" Ortix shouted. Suddenly Detrix was crushed by a larger panel with spikes. "I have no time for you." Ortix added. Then he went through the gap. "Hello again." Detrix shouted standing in front of Ortix. "I was thinking about what I've done and I decided to prepare my friends. Mr. Smashy 3!" He shouted. "Sorry, but it is busy. Meet Mr. Smashy 100! Say goodbye to your ship!" Ortix shouted entering through the gap. Suddenly, the whole place had been crushed, and Detrix was crumpled. "I have yet to have my revenge!" Detrix shouted drifting toward the black hole. "Damn it!" "He should have his peace of mind for some time." Ortix said. When he got closer to the console, he saw that on the outside, before his ship was Death star with the inscription 'Detrix killer'. "Are you kidding me ?!" Ortix shouted. "Ortix! This is your last chance to surrender. I'm not going to retire!" Detrix shouted. "How do you do that?" Ortix asked. "What are you talking about?" Detrix asked. "How I hear you here, when you're on your ship and yelling to me, since in emptiness there is no possibility of spreading of sound waves?" Ortix asked. Detrix was very confused. "I do?" He asked. Ortix nodded. "Uh. Just gey to the point." Detrix said. 'Detrix Killer' began loading radius. "One thing." Ortix said. 'Detrix killer' was charged but not fired. "What?" Detrix asked. "Mr. Smashy 25." Ortix said. "Damn it." Detrix said and 'Detrix killer' was crushed by two panels with spikes. "Maybe he thinks about it before he attack me." Ortix said. When he turned in front of him stood Detrix with bandages. "I've had enough!" Ortix shouted, grabbing Detrix in his power and opening the gap. Then he put Detrix space between his ship and Equestria, which was attacked by Tirek. "I hope you die in a fire." Ortix said. Gap closed, cutting Detrix half. "It will be a miracle if he survives." Ortix added. Then he opened a gap and crossed to the other side. Then he turned toward the gap and watched. "Finally. I can relax." He said. Gap is closed and Ortix saw Detrix. "You miss me?" Detrix asked. "NGAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!!!" Ortix shouted, causing everything before it fell over. "I'll take that as yes." Detrix said. Then he turned and winked at your side. F0r7I-I )I-I4p73r _ Cr45hF0r7I-I )I-I4p73r _ Cr45h "Today is a great day." Ortix said, lying on a meadow and around flying white rabbits. "It could not be better." He said. Suddenly fell from the sky a golden cup full of ice cream berry. "My life is heaven." Ortix said dreamily. Suddenly, he scored by lightning and everything changed. The whole earth was of sulfur, instead of rabbits were bats and ice cream turned out to be the entrance to the cave. "Oh. Another nightmare." Ortix said wearily. Suddenly the cave flash of gray light and all-around began to break into pixels. With a cave drew a deep and chilling voice. "Gr3e7i||g5! 1,w Crash*_-:; "Bwuahhhhhhh" Ortix shouted falling out of bed and falling into the burrito. "I've been so scared." He said surprised. Ortix had never afraid of nightmares. "This nightmare has something to do with reality." Ortix said, wiping his eye. Then he flew to the file cabinet and opened the drawer that stretched meters, kilometers, miles, acres and acres even. In the end, after ejecting Ortix stopped drawer to 'crash' and started to view his documents. "Crash, Crash. There is nothing about such a creature. I think that? Let's see." Ortix said, putting the files back. Then he closed the drawer itself. Ortix went to the records of the gods and began to browse. "Captain Planet, Cacadas, Combono, Caquant, Crent, Craty, Catsy. Ah there. Crash. Half god, half-demon. He chose the task of destroying every god in a psychic through a dream. It causes destruction irreversible. His sacrifice will never robust. Well poop. " Ortix said putting a record of the gods. Then he turned and walked through the gap. On the other side was Equestria. "Nightmare night. I need help from Luna." Ortix said, walking toward the castle. "The guards will try to stop me, but I have an idea." He said to himself. "My reliable machine lulling. Oh. Nuclear battery is exhausted. How many times have I used that weapon?" Ortix asked himself. Mentally shrugged his shoulders and opened the gap to another Equestria. "If I don't have time to load nuclear I'll handle radioactive substances, and I know where I'll take them." He said. Ortix was at high cave from which emanated a green light. "I hope he doesn't blame me for this event with a decreasing radius." He said hopefully. "Radioactive dragon! Wait. That's a long name. Rt.D! I need help!" Ortix shouted. "Ortix? Please don't tell me that you have a radius decreasing." Radioactive dragon said. Ortix denied. "I don't. But there is one thing. Tell me where you hid all the radioactive military equipment." Ortix said. Radioactive dragon looked uncomfortable. "W-What? I-I don't know what you mean." He said nervously moving several rockets into a corner. Ortix looked at him wearily. "Heh, heh. What's up?" "I need radioactive materials to do the batteries to power the machine soporific, to get to Canterlot and talk to Luna, I was elected by a demonic god as dinner. He attacks during sleep and is more dangerous than my current state." Ortix said. "And what's your status?" Radioactive dragon asked. "2/10." Ortix said. The dragon looked at him. "Why don't you teleport straight to Luna?" He asked. Ortix looked like something dawned on him. "I also didn't think of. Thanks." He said opening hole. "By the way. You can keep this equipment, but it has to be only yours." Ortix said. "Well. If I had that equipment, I would do it, but I don't have it." Dragon said with an artificial smile. Ortix rolled his eye and was in the room Luna. Princess night was very surprised. "Who are you?" She asked. "I'm Ortix. God in the neighborhood. I need your help to overcome the demon god named Crash. In return, I'll give you what you want. Even tickets for the band Rock-hoofs." Ortix said. Luna grabbed him. "I'll do it with pleasure, provided that You shall make that no one knew." Luna said. Ortix confirmed. Luna stood normally and began the spell. "Bwah? What happened?" Ortix asked. Luna stood to his left. They were in a long hallway full of many doors and each different. "Oh. That something that even I can." Ortix said. "There's more doors than I've ever seen." Luna said incredulously. Ortix looked at her. "Since you can, why you wanted me to help you?" She asked. "Because only an outsider can find him. Can you help me, and I will make it to the grand gala galoping will have the most wonderful dress, which nothing compares. The old agreement in force." Ortix said. "Well." Luna said subject. Then she began to use magic, and look for the problem. "It seems that nothing here." She said normally. "Then why the great wave of noise television with gray eye makes this way to devour us?" Ortix asked, looking back. Luna looked up and immediately saw what was going on. "Oh." She said. Then quickly she loaded horn and fired magic. The monster was punctured, but immediately healed. "You think you can beat me? Pathetic. If only the powers Ortix had an influence on me, then it would be for me, but it's infected, which can do nothing. You? Your pathetic magic will not do anything to me." Crash said. Ortix was confused. "What if I said that not only Luna is here?" Ortix asked. Crash was confused. "What do you mean?" He asked. } He means me, you big monster. {GG said. Crash looked at him. Then he grabbed him and threw. } Don't get rid of me so easily. {GG said. Crash threw him to the Ortix memories, which was a huge event. GG didn't come back. "Just as I thought." Crash said. "What is ...?" He didn't finish, becausehe saw that Ortix and Luna disappeared. "Uh! Now I have to look for them." He said going forward. When he was gone, the door to memories of flavors of ice cream opened and Ortix looked out. "It went easily. Right?" Ortix asked, looking at the door which passed through Luna. "Oh my name." Ortix said looking at the door. They wrote on them 'sex scenes'. "Forgive viewers and readers, but here I have missed." Ort- "What happened?" Luna asked, confused. "Let's say something happened and now it didn't happen." Ortix said. "Thanks Sans." He whispered to a small gap. "No problem." Sans whispered happily with barrel of Ketchup. "We are still in my head." Ortix said going forward. Luna looked at him suspiciously, but given up, and followed him. "It seems that you know a lot about this creature. Can you tell me what you're hiding." Luna said. Ortix mentally shrugged. "Crash? He goes from one memory to another all the time, but don't leave them in peace. He leaves a part of himself, and when he infect all of them, he inundates them at the same time causing a loss forever." Ortix said. "If we find one of his roots, it will lead us to his current location." Added. "Mmhmm." "It's everything what i know about him. Oh. Look. Here's footprint." Ortix said applying eye to the gray root made from television noise. "Why are you so weird?" Luna asked. Ortix took his eye off the track and looked at her. "I am the first god in the multiverse. It isn't just enough. Because I am a god of fun. Every type. However, the most revealed me mad fun." Ortix replied, full of unexplained pride. Luna looked at him in surprise. "Usedom, you're telling the truth. I know how to track down this monster. But it will be difficult, because his power fades quickly and is difficult to trace." Luna said centered around the environment. "Or, we can make it easier and ask for directions." Ortix said opening the door. They wore the title of 'where, when, how, where's, why, etc.'. Luna looked at him confused. "After all, it's your memories. You can not just ..." "I'm sorry Ortix. Did you see the crash?" Ortix asked. Past Ortix stopped to explore the ship and looked at him. "Of course Ortix. Most recently he was seen in the maze of oblivion. Wait. I got a message that you can catch up with him walking through the memories of the century 'IV' of our universe. He can not break those memories, because it separates. Have a good hunt." Past Ortix answered and closed the door. Luna looked at Ortix disbelief. "How you did it? It shouldn't be possible." She said. Ortix rolled his eye. "In practice, I'm older than practice. So don't concern me. I don't have to worry about anything. Everything is younger than me. Even the time started only when I pushed it. You with me for what I'm saying?" "I lost a part of practice." Luna said. Ortix rolled his eye and opened the door 'shortcut'. "Let's hurry if we want to grab this monster. I don't know what he can do." Ortix said. Suddenly, the door closed and were swallowed up in the noise of the TV. All around the same. Suddenly a huge tentacle pierced Luna. Princess of the night disappeared, and Ortix was alone with Crash. "Oh no. No, no, no, no!" Ortix repeated. "Howdy Ortix. Finally mastered all your mind. When I open the last door and prohibit them, then I can destroy you without any problem." Crash said with a sinister smile. Ortix looked at him with wide-open eye. "But how?" He asked incredulously. Crash showed tentacle, which unfolded to reveal the open door under the title of 'the Ortix mind'. "At the beginning it was too trivial to be true. Your attempts to hide it was pretty clever. You knew this would happen but you have forgotten. I had to check different memories in the memories, to find them. But now I open the last door." Crash said, revealing a gray door marked 'keep out!'. Ortix was more scared than usual. "N-no! D-d-do no-o-ot o-o-ope-e-n t-t-t-this do-o-or." Ortix barely said with the fear that he was filled. Crash was very happy ... ... ... ... ... Until he heard the creaking coming from the door. He looked at them surprised. He saw that the plate with the inscription began to rust and the paint came down, and the door rotting. "What's happening?" Crash asked, but didn't get an answer. When he looked at Ortix, he saw that he hides in the corner and crying with fear. "What? What is this ?!" Crash asked worried. Suddenly the door opened and in the inside was dark. Darker. Yet darker. The room seemed to be doing more and more black, though it was impossible. Crash was very worried. Suddenly from the room came out black, dripping tentacles. They began to wrap around the Crash and pull him inside. "Stop. What are you doing? Ortix!" Crash screamed when he saw Ortix. He look that he has no feelings. He was empty. "These are the worst memories of my whole eternity. No one and nothing is able to defeat them. These are the fears that can not even be defeated, nor forgotten. I am experiencing them and you with me. You are my new worst memory. " Ortix said. Crash panicked and tried to pull away, but more and more tentacles pulled into it, getting faster and faster. There was no chance to escape. "Ortix! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!" Crash scream, but his response was slow, emotionless laugh. "Heh heh heh." There is no escape. "Ortix said. The sound of the TV was almost absorbed. Crash was close to the end." I hope that you will be afraid, because there is worse than hell. "Ortix added. Crash was almost absorbed, and when he was behind the doors were two strange things. All the doors appeared normal and Crash changed his appearance. time seemed to slow down when Ortix saw who really is Crash. "Help me." Begged the old and broken Ortix. His paint was devoid of color and peeled off. His eye was broken and all in tears. Before Ortix could do something, the door closed and disappeared. "What?" Ortix asked softly in disbelief. Suddenly everything around disappeared and Ortix came back in the Luna room. Ortix saw that Luna is unconscious and looked she was going to wake up. Ortix opened the gap and returned to the ship. He was still confused by what happened. He saw himself. "It is impossible." He whispered to himself. "How could this happen? I need to find the answer." He said. "I will not give up until I know the truth." Ortix added. When he tried to remember what had happened in his head, but he saw only symbols and numbers. He knew them. "It's my coordinates to multiverse. I have to fix the engines." Ortix said. To be continiued.
first chapter - I am Ortix and you're CelestiaAuthor's Note My second story. I think you've read the first story. Ghost story. Have fun. Rewrite first chapter - I am Ortix and you're Celestia "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ..." Screamed a metal sphere. "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaa ... Stop." With these words the whole explosions, pieces of buildings and other strange things stopped. "You want to know how it started?" He asked, looking at readers. "Let's start from the beginning." He said when all began to recede. You could see the cosmos and suddenly appeared in yellow lettering 'Star Wars'. "Ahh! I'm sorry band of evil." He said when the whole scene changed to a strange spaceship. "Well. Lights. Camera and Action!" He said when all moved. "We are pleased that Ortix invited me for tea." She spoke light-blue metal sphere. "Oh, no. That's me thank you for inviting me, Mr. Ortix." He said the second light-blue metal bullet. Suddenly on the control panel of the vehicle, flashing red light. "Well, goodbye Mr. Ortix." He said when then burst like a soap bubble. "What this time?" Ortix asked himself with cowboy accent. "A. This is the time to visit a random universe." Spoke happily core. "OK. I choose this one." On the screen appeared the ship planet under the name of Equestria. "This will be perfect." He said to himself. "Equestria. Let's see some basic information. There are two princesses prevailing on the time of day or night. Elements of harmony with enormous power. Strange creatures and others." He thought. "If so it promises to go." In the middle of the ship appeared gate made of light. Ortix drove his bus straight to the gate and disappeared with a bright flash. It was a beautiful day in Ponyville. Twilight went his way to his castle. Suddenly, dark clouds covered the sky and hear the lightning strike. Twilight looked up at the sky with a slight fear. All the clouds that have arisen as quickly disappeared, leaving misled Twilight. Nobody knows where we could hear screaming and metal ball. "What is this?" Twilight asked herself. Suddenly, the metal ball crashed near Twilight. "What Tantarion is ?!" Twilight screamed looking toward the hole. Her thoughts were interrupted by a call. "Hello. Can anyone hear me. Probably no one to hear me." Came a voice from inside the crater. "Hallo. Hallo hallo. Um, hi. Is anyone there?" Again the voice was coming from the crater. "I'm alone and I can't move." Twilight hearing this, she decided to see who it might be. When she looked inside she saw the metal ball looking up at her. "Oh thanks to me. Finally, someone deigned to look here." He said, startling Twilight. * Is that ... speaks!? * She was surprised that this item speaks and looking at her. "If you want to know, this thing has a name." Reclaimed the ball. "Ortix. Nice to see you." He said. "I ... I am Twilight Sparkle." She lavender alicorn. "Ah. Seeing the wings and the horn I'm guessing that you're a princess. I am God the neighborhood." Ortix said. "Okay time to get up." He said. "I don't need help?" Asked Twilight. "See and crying." Said Ortix confusing Twilight. Suddenly, a flash of blue hole disappeared and Ortix was made of light rail. "Wait. Can you do magic chaos ?!" Twilight was shocked. Subsequent to create chaos couldn't well mean. "It wasn't magic chaos or any magic. That was my more than divine power." He said disorienting Twilight. "So you're saying that you are God?" She asked looking in disbelief at the metal sphere. He confirmed. "But it's impossible." She denied. "I'll tell you an important thing. God can do everything and knows everything." Ortix said. "This is when you show me Applejack, Rainbow Dash, Rarity, Pinkie Pie and Fluttershy?" He asked what Twilight was mouth agape. "How do you know my friends?" She asked the core of who was reading a book called 'Oqen doors 4 stapit'. "I told you. God knows everything." Said Ortix have now wearing a hat with the words 'Science ass'. "If you aren't creating chaos, then why do you do such strange things?" She asked seriously. "Think you know everything about everything and always. This kind of thing can lead to a little crazy." Said Ortix and beside him was an array of graph pointing arrow to the outside. Literally. "So. You know everything about everything." Asked incredulously Twilight. "Even the fact that we're in your castle?" Ortix asked jokingly. "We're not ..." Twilight interrupted when she noticed that he is in the castle of Ortix. "How are you?" She managed to ask. "Power ass." Said Ortix. "I am not ass!" Screamed Twilight. "You are." Ortix said. "You're talking to the essence of what it knows what will happen and what will be the consequences." He said. "And I am God." He added. "Not at all!" Screamed Twilight, shooting in Ortix. "What? Only so much you can do?" Asked Ortix unmoved. Twilight now looked at him with disbelief biggest so far. "How is it possible that not even set off toward?" She asked. "Simple." He said. "I am the god of the neighborhood." He said. "Write a letter to your beloved princess and let her know about me." He said. "Okay." Twilight replied. Suddenly the door opened revealing Celestia. "I came as fast as I could." Celestia said. "You're fast." Said Ortix. "Hi, I'm Ortix and I sent a letter." Seid to Celestia, and she looked at him. Then she looked at Twilight. "What's going on Twilight?" Asked Celestia. "This is Ortix. He says he was a god." Twilight said with a slight roll of her eyes. "God?" She asked then looked at Ortix. "Not possible." Said Celestia. "That's how you explain that we're in your room?" He asked. "We're not ..." Celestia stopped as she noticed her surroundings. "It must be an illusion." She said. "Either I have a power that transcends your little brains." He said. "what did you say?!" She asked indignantly Twilight. "The fact that you can't keep up with who I am." He said. "Maybe some tea?" He asked as he floated past the cup. "Maybe the party invite Discord?" He offered. Then, with blue flash came Discord. "What is?" He asked surprised. "Who called me?" He asked accusingly Twilight and Celestia. "I." Ortix said. "Who are you?" Discord said. "Ortix. Nice to see you." Said Ortix. "Ortix. Ortix. Ortix. I'll tear off my leg that I heard that name somewhere." He said. Suddenly, his lion's paw disappeared and appeared at Ortix. "You're right, my random friend." He said. "So you probably heard about God in the neighborhood." He said. Discord snapped his claws and his lion's paw was spot on. "Of course. Ortix. God is in the neighborhood." He said cheerfully. "I don't know." He added. "I can do everything." Ortix said. "Soon we'll see." Discord said. He snapped his claws and the whole room became upside down. "Can you do that?" He asked with a sly smile. "Even better." He said. Suddenly the whole room started to change into different forms, colors, sounds, and more. Then he returned to the initial state. "And what." He said slyly Ortix. "Me too, so I can." Discord said. "I can resurrect the dead." Ortix said. "You're lying. Even I can't." Discord said. "It see." Ortix replied. "Arise Starswirl Bearded." Suddenly the center of the room emerged light and revealed a bearded Starswirl. "Discord!" He screamed and then faded blue flash. "I forgot." Ortix said. "And no. I don't lied." He said amused. "It was the bearded Starswirl?" Twilight told from beyond belief. "And what? Maybe some anthro?" Asked Ortix standing at the sign that says 'Anthro are true, because it created'. "Of course, I have more power than anything in the universe." He said. "You're annoying. If I looked ..." Speak Discord but ... "In the mirror?" Ortix suggested holding next to Discord mirror. Then the mirror was thrown through the window and when it fell we could see an explosion. "Case." Said jokingly Ortix. "Will you stop?" Twilight asked, exasperated. "I can. But I prefer something better." He said. "Maybe cake?" He offered. "No, I don't want to..." "Twilight!" Screamed pink mare standing at said alicorn. "Who is our new guy?" She asked impatient. "Gha" She screamed overshoot. Only now she, Celestia and Discord noted that they are in Sugar Cube Corner. "Ortix." She said bad looking with reflectors on said core. "I'm sorry. Itself somehow." He said. Then he took a cupcake. "Pinkie. Fetch. He said, throwing the cake. Pinkie immediately ran for a cupcake, which was flying very far." We have a minute or two. "He said looking at the group." You want to ask you something? "He asked pleasantly. "What tantarion, you think you're doing?" Asked Twilight. Ortix just ... he was on the bus. "The answer is simple. I am Ortix and ..." He stopped as soon as it appeared gap. "Time has passed. Goodbye Twilight. Goodbye Celestia. Goodbye Discord. Goodbye Pinkie." He said walking into the breach, and Pinkie stood in the doorway. "Ohhhh." She said sad. When the gap shut up in its place was a large cannon with a small card. Pinkie took it and read it. From Ortix for Pinkie. I hope you'll like your new big party canon. With hugs Ortix. PS. It has the ability to shoot cakes. PPS. No need to overload. And PPPS. Have fun. "Hurrah!" Cried happy Pinkie. "It was a short but interesting." Ortix commented. Suddenly on the control panel began blinking blue LED. "Ohhhh. It's time to watch the cases that seem to people to be invented stories, but they are real." He said Ortix edging the screen. "In the universe. Maybe, but then I watch' The Witcher III '." Added Ortix, and began to watch. But at the moment he turned to me and threw a brick at me. And when brick ... OUCH!
second chapter - Ortix meet radioactive dragonSomething has gone wrong. We don't seem to have an archived copy of that chapter.
third chapter - Nothing like me"It could be worse." Said quietly, second Ortix. "You're kidding! How can burn sinking, sunken ship filled with fire-resistant materials and metal ?!" Asked angry Ortix twisting in circles. "Even though you didnt have a lighter. How is that even possible?" He added. "He he. I know it. Once I did." Replied the other Ortix. Ortix looked at him in shock and rage. "And you what? You aren't better." Added a second Ortix. "Yes, I am." Objected Ortix. "Earth. England. Year 1957. The guy ended up in the mouth Garunadockendogigigonkarconfurmentolongodonga. For a month you couldn't collect him." Said second Ortix. Ortix looked just in shock. "It was a little accident." Ortix said shyly. "Caravanna. Petrinificace. Hant ((_ @ !. Globrantic was shut in the well PRITITI. His mental state ... actually, it wasn't after the event." Continued second Ortix. "Okay. I understand that ..." "Friticiti. Catson. Meow 113. Catinact lose pride and get in the chest ..." "Article 63. No big deal." Spoke calmly Ortix. "Attacked and raped." Added second Ortis. "Somehow it went farther. She has three children, and they father is in prison and waiting for death." "Well. Maybe ..." "Wurtucutu. Pelengo. Cact TriSiFiNi. Kalangab had an accident and it was be your fault. They had to work on him the best mechanics and doctors, to separate him from the Farcucutu." Finished second Ortix. "Ok. You're right. I'm doing more mistakes than you do. But that doesn't mean that once you have me remind Friticiti. It hurts me more than you." Said sadly Ortix. "If you think you're so good, I'm leaving. Goodbye!" Shouted other Ortix, disappearing in a burst of bright light. "Goodbye lunatic. What me on?" Ortix asked himself. Suddenly, the panel began blinking red LED, and a moment later opened the gap. "It will show that without him, I can handle myself." Ortix said, entering the breach. When he left, he saw desert. "It's probably one of those versions of Equestria. Wait. Fallout Equestria. Yes. That's it." Ortix said to himself happily. Suddenly his eye passed ball. "Huh. It was close." "Damn it!" Screamed mare levitating pistol. Then she took aim and fired again, but this time the bullet was stopped by the power Ortix. "What?!" Mare asked in shock. "Don't you know that you don't shoot to the god?" Ortix asked rhetorically. He pulled up mare and hide bullet. "Tell me, what is your name." Ortix asked. "L... Little pip." She replied uncertainly. "Yes. It's Fallout Equestria. I'm go away." Ortix said entering the breach and closing it behind him. "Give something else." Ortix said. Gap is opened. "I have no humor to clop fic." Gap is closed and then opened. "It was a week ago." Again. "No FNaP." Ortix said. Gap is closed, but not opened. "You can see that I have to think of something else." Ortix said to himself. "Segregate tokens." He said to himself. "... And last. Great. It took me ..." Ortix said happily, before he lost humor. "Ten minutes." Said Ortix. "It will be a long day." }ORTIX!! {shouted someone voice. "Green Ghost. Nice surprise." Ortix said quietly, before he realized what had happened. "How did you get into my head and how do you know about me?" He asked. } The fourth wall. {Replied. Ortix rolled his eye. "I know that. I broke even twentieth wall and still not come to the end." He said. "And you were good enough to get out of my head and return to Ghost. You know that I need to gather information to know what he does with such force." Ortix added. } He does Rainboom. {Said another Green Ghost. } I'll be sure to be on the Dalek. {Said Green Ghost. "Be right back." Ortix said and left two Green Ghosts. When he returned, the red light flashing, and a moment later he opened a portal. "Ahh. Dimension P-132.8.01. Otherwise a big mistake." } Why? {Asked Green Ghost, when another Green Ghost departed. "It's one of those damned dimensions vore. I've never seen the point in swallowing ponies. At least one of those where they can go out on their own hoof. But I don't see the point in that swallowing a property of the victim." Ortix said fully causing pain in my fingers. But I don't have fingers, because the narrator is me. Ortix. But back to my events. "I'm not going just to look at. I'm going to record it." He said, holding the camera. Then the gap opened and sucked Ortix. "What is?" He asked himself. On the console, a ship flashing red LED indicator at the 'System error dimensional'. "Oh. That's the ship." Ortix said. Then he went to the console and opened the panel. "Just as I thought. The driver burned. Procedure nano-14." Ortix said. Procedure nano-14 activated. - "As long as the driver isn't repaired, I have to travel on my own." Ortix said. "I don't even remember the last time I did it." He added. }A week ago. {Answered GG. "Shouldn't you be somewhere else?" Ortix asked. } Oh crap. I forgot. {GG said, and then disappeared. "Well. The gap time." Ortix said, and then scored the radius of the eye and tore reality, creating a hole. "As always. Easy." Suddenly alarm began to flash, and the gap was unstable. External connection with gap. - "It's not possible. Only I have access to my rifts. Who else ... Ohhhh. Ortix 2." Ortix said. Gap was red and big left claw, and then grabbed Ortix and pulled him. "Well, well, well. Welcome to my Lear. Ha Ha Ha." Ortix 2 laughed. "Ortix 2. Today you betrayed and attacked me. How could you?" Ortix asked. "I'm not Ortix 2. I Detrix. But according to my timeline, I betrayed you twenty-four years ago." Detrix said. " Ah and I apologize. For me it was today." Ortix said. "I'm not going to look on your person!" Detrix shouted. "Quite fell words. Time to fight. Hatacha!" Ortix shouted, but was caught. "You won't tell me what to do. I've had enough of this. You have great power, and you are using it to experiment on displaceds. First Ghost, who got amazing ability, and now Phone guy who is pretty good at being bad in his own way. " Detrix said. "Actually, Phone guy works on his own. I'm more interested in Ghost, because he is first displaced, who looks like a character invented for something that isn't there." Ortix said. Detrix just snapped. "It's not important." He said. "What matters now is that I'm going to destroy you, and I don't care." Detrix added. Ortix rolled his eye. "I am immortal god. If my body is destroyed, then recreate it. Don't give advice to kill me." Ortix said quietly. "That's right. I forgot." Detrix said sadl. "Wait a minute. But I can kill yourself over and over again. I'll have fun and power of the multiverse. I'm a genius!" He shouted cheerfully. "You can not do it." Ortix said. Then his eyes flashed and everywhere opened breaches leading to black holes. All hideout Dertix has been absorbed. "No, no, no! I had to work at it for twenty-four years! Do you know how hard it is to get the materials what I needed ?!" Detrix shouted. Ortix approached him and when he winked his eye was red as blood. "You don't know how I am when I'm angry. I can do everything and nothing and no one forbid me. Whoever wants to fight me, I take it as a joke. Whoever forbid me something, I ignore it. You are not worth my attention. I saw much, or even more. Now look me in the eye and experience your worst nightmare. " Ortix said. Suddenly his eye emitted images that appeared Detrix. "No! No, please! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! STOOOOOOOPPPPPP IIIITTTTTTT!" Detrix shouted. Images that were in the eye Ortix it ... Oh God! It's terrible! It sits in my mind! Too much! Too much! I can not stop thinking about it! "You can see that the author will have nightmares. But the end of it. Try returning to describe." Ortix said. Gha! Still I see it! Well. Everything should be all right. Detrix fell to the floor and shook on it. "Never try to mess with me. Do you understand?" Ortix asked. Detrix moved away from him and shook his eye. "Okay. Time to get back to the ship." Ortix said and opened the gap. "How?" Detrix asked. Ortix looked at him. "How what?" He asked. "How can you behave normally, although you have such memories? That's not possible. Nobody wouldn't stand," said Detrix. "This is one of my secrets." Ortix responded and entered the breach. "Ship. Sweet ship." Ortix said cheerfully, being on a ship. "Now I have to open a new hole and go where I want." He added. He opened the hole and went inside. "Basic data." He asked while falling to the ground. Driver error. - "Right. I have to do it the old way." Ortix said. He looked left and right, then pulled out a thermometer, then opened his case. "Equestria. Anthro ponies. The time when Starlight was a friend with Twilight. I am reliable." Ortix said proudly. "And it will hurt." He said. SPLASH BOOM TRASH BANANA "Oh. My beautiful eye." Ortix said sadly. His eye was hanging on the cable and was cracked. "Fortunately, I can it." He said. Then he took the old eye, blinked and had a new eye. "Previously I visited Twilight. Now I visit Rainbow Dash." Ortix said, then teleported beside her. He had to go for her, because Rainbow trained. "Good morning!" Ortix shouted. "What the Buck ?!" Rainbow cried out in surprise. Suddenly she fell into a tree, breaking it. Then she fell to the ground, and a piece of wood crushed her. Ortix stood in front of the place where the tree was. "Hnnnn." Rainbow muttered. "Oh. That's not good. Your core-spinal wing was broken. This means that you won't be able to fly. Even though you barely walk. Let me fix it." Ortix said. Then he picked up a piece of wood and put it where it was previously. Then picked up Rainbow and using his power, he made was as good as new. "I told you." Ortix said. "What the hay happened? Who are you? What are your intentions?" Rainbow asked. "Maybe I'll do it in a simple way." He thought, and then blink an eye. "All the answers to your questions are in your head. You will think the question, and the answer appears." He said. Rainbow stood quietly for a while, but then shook her head and looked at Ortix. "So you're a god who travels to different places, because you want?" Rainbow asked. Ortix nodded. "Yeup." Confirmed. "It still doesn't make sense." Rainbow said. "Your little brain can not comprehend what you are dealing with." Ortix said. "What did you say?!" Rainbow asked angry. Ortix shook his eye. "Hit me. But I warn you. I'm made of metal." Ortix warned. Rainbow took a swing and hit him. Then she turned and rubbed her hand. "Why does no one ever listens to me?" Ortix asked. "My turn." He said. Then, with his eye score a huge radius of destruction. When he finished the whole Equestria was burning planet. "Maybe it's better to repair." He said, and then everything was normal. "I need to know for the next time that everything around me is delicate ... But I know that. I have to remember not to get provoked ... I know that too. Oh! I know. I have to be more careful with my powers. Heh heh . The new thing on the list. " He said. Rainbow looked wozzy. "What? What happened?" She asked. Ortix decided that sneak out unnoticed. "I don't like departures. Even with less than half the power of the former, I am the strongest. I must just be careful." He said to himself. "I'd better leave before destroy something more." He opened the gap. Then he went through it and found himself back on the ship. "Home. Sweet home." He said. Suddenly anvil fell on him. "I hate my house." } Goodbye, kids and other people. This is the end! {Shouted GG. "Goodbye GG." Ortix said. } WHAT! Wait, I was just ... {suddenly he disappeared. "It is now a different universe." Ortix said. Then he went through the gap. "So where I am now?" He asked himself. "Welcome to my LEAR 2!" Detrix shouted. Ortix looked at him blankly. "This time I'm ready. Meet my friend. Mr. Smashy!" He shouted. To his left and right there are two panels with spikes. "Oh please. You think I'm afraid. You haven't seen my friend. Mr. Smashy 2!" Ortix shouted. Suddenly Detrix was crushed by a larger panel with spikes. "I have no time for you." Ortix added. Then he went through the gap. "Hello again." Detrix shouted standing in front of Ortix. "I was thinking about what I've done and I decided to prepare my friends. Mr. Smashy 3!" He shouted. "Sorry, but it is busy. Meet Mr. Smashy 100! Say goodbye to your ship!" Ortix shouted entering through the gap. Suddenly, the whole place had been crushed, and Detrix was crumpled. "I have yet to have my revenge!" Detrix shouted drifting toward the black hole. "Damn it!" "He should have his peace of mind for some time." Ortix said. When he got closer to the console, he saw that on the outside, before his ship was Death star with the inscription 'Detrix killer'. "Are you kidding me ?!" Ortix shouted. "Ortix! This is your last chance to surrender. I'm not going to retire!" Detrix shouted. "How do you do that?" Ortix asked. "What are you talking about?" Detrix asked. "How I hear you here, when you're on your ship and yelling to me, since in emptiness there is no possibility of spreading of sound waves?" Ortix asked. Detrix was very confused. "I do?" He asked. Ortix nodded. "Uh. Just gey to the point." Detrix said. 'Detrix Killer' began loading radius. "One thing." Ortix said. 'Detrix killer' was charged but not fired. "What?" Detrix asked. "Mr. Smashy 25." Ortix said. "Damn it." Detrix said and 'Detrix killer' was crushed by two panels with spikes. "Maybe he thinks about it before he attack me." Ortix said. When he turned in front of him stood Detrix with bandages. "I've had enough!" Ortix shouted, grabbing Detrix in his power and opening the gap. Then he put Detrix space between his ship and Equestria, which was attacked by Tirek. "I hope you die in a fire." Ortix said. Gap closed, cutting Detrix half. "It will be a miracle if he survives." Ortix added. Then he opened a gap and crossed to the other side. Then he turned toward the gap and watched. "Finally. I can relax." He said. Gap is closed and Ortix saw Detrix. "You miss me?" Detrix asked. "NGAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!!!" Ortix shouted, causing everything before it fell over. "I'll take that as yes." Detrix said. Then he turned and winked at your side.
F0r7I-I )I-I4p73r _ Cr45hF0r7I-I )I-I4p73r _ Cr45h "Today is a great day." Ortix said, lying on a meadow and around flying white rabbits. "It could not be better." He said. Suddenly fell from the sky a golden cup full of ice cream berry. "My life is heaven." Ortix said dreamily. Suddenly, he scored by lightning and everything changed. The whole earth was of sulfur, instead of rabbits were bats and ice cream turned out to be the entrance to the cave. "Oh. Another nightmare." Ortix said wearily. Suddenly the cave flash of gray light and all-around began to break into pixels. With a cave drew a deep and chilling voice. "Gr3e7i||g5! 1,w Crash*_-:; "Bwuahhhhhhh" Ortix shouted falling out of bed and falling into the burrito. "I've been so scared." He said surprised. Ortix had never afraid of nightmares. "This nightmare has something to do with reality." Ortix said, wiping his eye. Then he flew to the file cabinet and opened the drawer that stretched meters, kilometers, miles, acres and acres even. In the end, after ejecting Ortix stopped drawer to 'crash' and started to view his documents. "Crash, Crash. There is nothing about such a creature. I think that? Let's see." Ortix said, putting the files back. Then he closed the drawer itself. Ortix went to the records of the gods and began to browse. "Captain Planet, Cacadas, Combono, Caquant, Crent, Craty, Catsy. Ah there. Crash. Half god, half-demon. He chose the task of destroying every god in a psychic through a dream. It causes destruction irreversible. His sacrifice will never robust. Well poop. " Ortix said putting a record of the gods. Then he turned and walked through the gap. On the other side was Equestria. "Nightmare night. I need help from Luna." Ortix said, walking toward the castle. "The guards will try to stop me, but I have an idea." He said to himself. "My reliable machine lulling. Oh. Nuclear battery is exhausted. How many times have I used that weapon?" Ortix asked himself. Mentally shrugged his shoulders and opened the gap to another Equestria. "If I don't have time to load nuclear I'll handle radioactive substances, and I know where I'll take them." He said. Ortix was at high cave from which emanated a green light. "I hope he doesn't blame me for this event with a decreasing radius." He said hopefully. "Radioactive dragon! Wait. That's a long name. Rt.D! I need help!" Ortix shouted. "Ortix? Please don't tell me that you have a radius decreasing." Radioactive dragon said. Ortix denied. "I don't. But there is one thing. Tell me where you hid all the radioactive military equipment." Ortix said. Radioactive dragon looked uncomfortable. "W-What? I-I don't know what you mean." He said nervously moving several rockets into a corner. Ortix looked at him wearily. "Heh, heh. What's up?" "I need radioactive materials to do the batteries to power the machine soporific, to get to Canterlot and talk to Luna, I was elected by a demonic god as dinner. He attacks during sleep and is more dangerous than my current state." Ortix said. "And what's your status?" Radioactive dragon asked. "2/10." Ortix said. The dragon looked at him. "Why don't you teleport straight to Luna?" He asked. Ortix looked like something dawned on him. "I also didn't think of. Thanks." He said opening hole. "By the way. You can keep this equipment, but it has to be only yours." Ortix said. "Well. If I had that equipment, I would do it, but I don't have it." Dragon said with an artificial smile. Ortix rolled his eye and was in the room Luna. Princess night was very surprised. "Who are you?" She asked. "I'm Ortix. God in the neighborhood. I need your help to overcome the demon god named Crash. In return, I'll give you what you want. Even tickets for the band Rock-hoofs." Ortix said. Luna grabbed him. "I'll do it with pleasure, provided that You shall make that no one knew." Luna said. Ortix confirmed. Luna stood normally and began the spell. "Bwah? What happened?" Ortix asked. Luna stood to his left. They were in a long hallway full of many doors and each different. "Oh. That something that even I can." Ortix said. "There's more doors than I've ever seen." Luna said incredulously. Ortix looked at her. "Since you can, why you wanted me to help you?" She asked. "Because only an outsider can find him. Can you help me, and I will make it to the grand gala galoping will have the most wonderful dress, which nothing compares. The old agreement in force." Ortix said. "Well." Luna said subject. Then she began to use magic, and look for the problem. "It seems that nothing here." She said normally. "Then why the great wave of noise television with gray eye makes this way to devour us?" Ortix asked, looking back. Luna looked up and immediately saw what was going on. "Oh." She said. Then quickly she loaded horn and fired magic. The monster was punctured, but immediately healed. "You think you can beat me? Pathetic. If only the powers Ortix had an influence on me, then it would be for me, but it's infected, which can do nothing. You? Your pathetic magic will not do anything to me." Crash said. Ortix was confused. "What if I said that not only Luna is here?" Ortix asked. Crash was confused. "What do you mean?" He asked. } He means me, you big monster. {GG said. Crash looked at him. Then he grabbed him and threw. } Don't get rid of me so easily. {GG said. Crash threw him to the Ortix memories, which was a huge event. GG didn't come back. "Just as I thought." Crash said. "What is ...?" He didn't finish, becausehe saw that Ortix and Luna disappeared. "Uh! Now I have to look for them." He said going forward. When he was gone, the door to memories of flavors of ice cream opened and Ortix looked out. "It went easily. Right?" Ortix asked, looking at the door which passed through Luna. "Oh my name." Ortix said looking at the door. They wrote on them 'sex scenes'. "Forgive viewers and readers, but here I have missed." Ort- "What happened?" Luna asked, confused. "Let's say something happened and now it didn't happen." Ortix said. "Thanks Sans." He whispered to a small gap. "No problem." Sans whispered happily with barrel of Ketchup. "We are still in my head." Ortix said going forward. Luna looked at him suspiciously, but given up, and followed him. "It seems that you know a lot about this creature. Can you tell me what you're hiding." Luna said. Ortix mentally shrugged. "Crash? He goes from one memory to another all the time, but don't leave them in peace. He leaves a part of himself, and when he infect all of them, he inundates them at the same time causing a loss forever." Ortix said. "If we find one of his roots, it will lead us to his current location." Added. "Mmhmm." "It's everything what i know about him. Oh. Look. Here's footprint." Ortix said applying eye to the gray root made from television noise. "Why are you so weird?" Luna asked. Ortix took his eye off the track and looked at her. "I am the first god in the multiverse. It isn't just enough. Because I am a god of fun. Every type. However, the most revealed me mad fun." Ortix replied, full of unexplained pride. Luna looked at him in surprise. "Usedom, you're telling the truth. I know how to track down this monster. But it will be difficult, because his power fades quickly and is difficult to trace." Luna said centered around the environment. "Or, we can make it easier and ask for directions." Ortix said opening the door. They wore the title of 'where, when, how, where's, why, etc.'. Luna looked at him confused. "After all, it's your memories. You can not just ..." "I'm sorry Ortix. Did you see the crash?" Ortix asked. Past Ortix stopped to explore the ship and looked at him. "Of course Ortix. Most recently he was seen in the maze of oblivion. Wait. I got a message that you can catch up with him walking through the memories of the century 'IV' of our universe. He can not break those memories, because it separates. Have a good hunt." Past Ortix answered and closed the door. Luna looked at Ortix disbelief. "How you did it? It shouldn't be possible." She said. Ortix rolled his eye. "In practice, I'm older than practice. So don't concern me. I don't have to worry about anything. Everything is younger than me. Even the time started only when I pushed it. You with me for what I'm saying?" "I lost a part of practice." Luna said. Ortix rolled his eye and opened the door 'shortcut'. "Let's hurry if we want to grab this monster. I don't know what he can do." Ortix said. Suddenly, the door closed and were swallowed up in the noise of the TV. All around the same. Suddenly a huge tentacle pierced Luna. Princess of the night disappeared, and Ortix was alone with Crash. "Oh no. No, no, no, no!" Ortix repeated. "Howdy Ortix. Finally mastered all your mind. When I open the last door and prohibit them, then I can destroy you without any problem." Crash said with a sinister smile. Ortix looked at him with wide-open eye. "But how?" He asked incredulously. Crash showed tentacle, which unfolded to reveal the open door under the title of 'the Ortix mind'. "At the beginning it was too trivial to be true. Your attempts to hide it was pretty clever. You knew this would happen but you have forgotten. I had to check different memories in the memories, to find them. But now I open the last door." Crash said, revealing a gray door marked 'keep out!'. Ortix was more scared than usual. "N-no! D-d-do no-o-ot o-o-ope-e-n t-t-t-this do-o-or." Ortix barely said with the fear that he was filled. Crash was very happy ... ... ... ... ... Until he heard the creaking coming from the door. He looked at them surprised. He saw that the plate with the inscription began to rust and the paint came down, and the door rotting. "What's happening?" Crash asked, but didn't get an answer. When he looked at Ortix, he saw that he hides in the corner and crying with fear. "What? What is this ?!" Crash asked worried. Suddenly the door opened and in the inside was dark. Darker. Yet darker. The room seemed to be doing more and more black, though it was impossible. Crash was very worried. Suddenly from the room came out black, dripping tentacles. They began to wrap around the Crash and pull him inside. "Stop. What are you doing? Ortix!" Crash screamed when he saw Ortix. He look that he has no feelings. He was empty. "These are the worst memories of my whole eternity. No one and nothing is able to defeat them. These are the fears that can not even be defeated, nor forgotten. I am experiencing them and you with me. You are my new worst memory. " Ortix said. Crash panicked and tried to pull away, but more and more tentacles pulled into it, getting faster and faster. There was no chance to escape. "Ortix! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!" Crash scream, but his response was slow, emotionless laugh. "Heh heh heh." There is no escape. "Ortix said. The sound of the TV was almost absorbed. Crash was close to the end." I hope that you will be afraid, because there is worse than hell. "Ortix added. Crash was almost absorbed, and when he was behind the doors were two strange things. All the doors appeared normal and Crash changed his appearance. time seemed to slow down when Ortix saw who really is Crash. "Help me." Begged the old and broken Ortix. His paint was devoid of color and peeled off. His eye was broken and all in tears. Before Ortix could do something, the door closed and disappeared. "What?" Ortix asked softly in disbelief. Suddenly everything around disappeared and Ortix came back in the Luna room. Ortix saw that Luna is unconscious and looked she was going to wake up. Ortix opened the gap and returned to the ship. He was still confused by what happened. He saw himself. "It is impossible." He whispered to himself. "How could this happen? I need to find the answer." He said. "I will not give up until I know the truth." Ortix added. When he tried to remember what had happened in his head, but he saw only symbols and numbers. He knew them. "It's my coordinates to multiverse. I have to fix the engines." Ortix said. To be continiued.
