Bring Me 115

by THIS_IS_TITANFALL_101

Rating: mature
Tags: Romance, Science Fiction, Comedy, Equestria Girls, Anthro, Human
Length: 1157

this book is about me and samantha maxis going to Equestria and starting a new life as a couple.

this is a call of duty zombies book my weapons are all pack'a'punched and i have all the perks from black ops 3.I would like your input and help on the book and story.Also me and samantha are immortal and i'm 17 and she's 18 we even share the same powers.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2016-09-23 06:22:13 UTC

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MY NEW BOOK DONT LISTEN

In J. R. R. Tolkien's fictional universe of Middle-earth, the Half-elven (Sindarin singular Peredhel, plural Peredhil, Quenya singular Perelda) are the children of the union of Elves and Men. The Half-elven are not a distinct race from Elves and Men, and must ultimately choose to which race they belong (or at least, so must the half-elf descendants of the couple of half-elves that reached Valinor). This is significant because although Elves and Men are able to crossmate and produce fertile offspring, their final fates are separate: Elves are immortal (they do not die, or if killed are re-embodied, while Arda endures), whereas Men are mortal (after death their souls depart the world for an unknown place and future).

There were three, possibly four, couplings of Elves and Men that generated descendants. Three of these unions occurred between members of the foremost dynasties of Elves and Men, the High Elves and the Edain: They were Idril and Tuor, Lúthien and Beren, Arwen and Aragorn. The first two couples wed during the final part of the First Age of Middle-earth while the third married at the end of the Third Age (some six thousand-five hundred years later). The third couple descended not only from the first two couples, but also from the twin Peredhil, Elros and Elrond, who chose mankind and elvenkind as their respective races—thereby severing their fates and those of their descendants. In Appendix A of The Return of the King, Tolkien notes that by the marriage of Arwen and Aragorn "the long-sundered branches of the Half-elven were reunited and their line was restored." The second union was the only one of the three marriages in which the Elf involved (Idril) did not become mortal; instead Tuor was joined to the Elves. In all four known cases, the husband was mortal, while the wife was Elven.

The fourth coupling, between Imrazôr and Mithrellas, was the traditional founding of Prince Imrahil's line.

Like many other ideas in Tolkien's mythos, the notion of half-elves is borrowed from Norse mythology, in which elves occasionally had children with humans.

chapter 2 : RUN BOY RUN! EQUESTRIA IS HOME

''Samantha we need to run there here'' as soon as i said that she was ready. '' I'm summoning a portal ready 1,2,3 and jump'' as we jump down Samantha said ''sweetie I think were falling''  ''no were'' as I looked down we were indeed falling now's the time to scream like little girl.''OH SHIT WERE ABOUT HIT THE GROUND GET ON TOP OF ME'' "WHY" "SO YOU DON'T DIE..... I LOVE YOU" after that all I could see was darkness.

"TWO MONTH'S LATER"

I can see the light finally I don't have to be hear any more "he should be awake Samantha" said a motherly voice."Who said that?" I asked as I got up out of the bed.Wait since when was I in a god damn bed."Me" when I looked up I saw a fucking white unicorn with wings time to yell at this thing "WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SOME KIND OF JOKE" wait a minute why am I in restraints well i'm fucked but wheres samantha? "JACOB" well samanthas crying to my left I look at her "samantha i'm glad your okay" "can I please get out of these restraints damit"   *SLAP*  REALLY BITCH IM HURTING AS IT IS!

CHAPTER 1 : MY LIFE AND ZOMBIES

Hi my names Jacob Dighton, if you are reading this i'm either dead or alive.But that does not matter what your about to read doe's.This will shock you three years ago, a german known as Edward Richtofen discovered a new element known as UnUnPentium.The atomic level was 115, the germans were going to use it to make new machines that used the element.It's purpose was to help the germans win the war.

oh shit

**demonic growls**gun shoots**well i'm fucked and theres four people outside.