Sombra's Day off

--Chapter one--

“Hey, drudge?” Sombra asked, laying with my cat on one side of the rugged old fashioned couch as I lift the T.V and drop it on a small desk.“Are you sure that it’s supposed to be like, my slave?” said Sombra “Number one, I am not your slave,You're liveing with me in my own accord. Two, we have gone over this a thousand times Sombra. The Television is supposed to be 2-D, We can’t afford to have a 4-D flatscreen ultra-mega T.V, it’s just too much money.” I said as I slump right next to him on my couch. Then I grab the remote to our medium sized T.V and turned on NickToons for Sombra and I to watch. “Plus, we get to watch as many re-runs as we want, Sombra, and I know you like Invader Zim, like me.”

“Oh fine, my little peon. But I would like some more of those word soup you make, so I can spell out your downfall...” I looked Sombra and reflected on why I decided to get this pony?...He’s a thorn in my- Sombra then used his tail and wiped it across my face lightly.

“ah---AH---AH CHU!!!!” I sneeze right on Sombra’s little muzzle. “Sniff...I TOLD you to NEVER do that again!!!” as I hissed at Sombra, who gave me an annoyed face, wiping off the snot from his muzzle. I stared down Sombra for a few seconds more, then I finally got up from my only rest I had in weeks, to get this little pony some alphabet soup... You're probably thinking, “How can this get even weirder?” Well, my friend, it’s going to be a long ride…

Chapter two: The Chaos Strikes Back

As I walked down the kitchen to get to the pantry, I knew that I was walking into a death trap. “Heya! long time lots of seeing!” says one mixed matched creature who was in a bathtub above me, floating, splashing all over the place. “Discord, why are you in my kitchen with MY bathtub?” I said trying to ignore this chaos that was unfolding...“Oh not much, just enjoying this new soup you bought!” I looked in the pantry and saw that Sombra’s soup was gone. “Discord will you PLEASE give me Sombra’s soup? I’ll give you other types of soup, and-- wait-- Can’t you just poof up more yourself?” Discord, with a snap of his eagle claw, poofed the bathtub out of the kitchen and in it’s place was two very fluffy chairs, he also had a smoke pipe; he was smoking bubbles. “Why, of course! I’m Discord, the master of chaos and dis-” I grabbed his mouth, shut it, and to my surprize, came off. “I already know, Discord, now, GIVE. ME. MY. DAMN. SOUP!!!” He snapped his lion paw and had an outfit that looked like it came right out of Hercules. “Why, I’m shocked! I never knew you had a knack for swearing!” I decided this was just postponing my trip to the kitchen and grabbed the soup that was floating around like in a space movie. “Ugh..I had it up to here with you. I just can’t stand you sometimes…” I then turned around and made the soup.

Seeing as he failed to irritate me for the tenth time this week, I finished making the soup and walked back to the living room. Sombra was now watching a different show. “Seems as though he managed to changed the channel...” “Hey Sombra! watcha watching?” I yell, “Oh, my little servant, have you delivered my soup as I have watching the show that is named after a coat cleaner.” I ignore him. “Yes, so..." Before I got to ask him my question, Sombra changed the channel. " Why is that human conversing with another human? The one on the left looks like he has a bunch of orange bananas stuck in his head..."

"Well, there goes that accomplishment..." I thought to myself, "Hey Sombra?"

"Yes, my human servant?" I ignored his remark once more, and before I said anything, Sombra intervened. "Zozien...I'm going to pack up and go to bed...good night...my slave.."

--END chapter 2--

EXTRA!!!! NOT IN ORIGINAL DOC!

Inside Sombra's Dream:

"So...THIS is the land I will be ruling soon? This is my dream?' Sombra asked himself, he seemed to be in the middle of a giant field of nothingness, but what he saw even amazed him! A giant castle of light and crystals, and on the other side was a giant city, but not any city, but a city he knew..."Canterlot?" A voice slightly out of sinc started to laugh. "oh I doubt that...It used to be Canterlot, but now it's just a cave for my children..." Said the voice, Sombra demanded. "I ASK OF YOU TO COME OUT WHERE EVER YOU ARE AND SHOW YOURSELF!" as he looked around frantically shedding a single sweat drop, knowing too well what was talking to him. "It's been so long...Sombra..."

A Bug like queen blasted out of the ground into the air, shooting pebbles and tons of her "children" flowing behind, filling into the sky. "Sombra got into a fighting stance and, with all the will power he can muster, said this to the buggy queen. "I. Will. Avenge. HER." The bug queen just laughed. "How can you, an army of one, fight an army of thousands upon millions?!" "I...I tried to gain an army for HER, but you invaded HER castle, and threaten some of the ponies that I love-to-hate" "But now that I have met you in this dream like state, I can FINALLY, AFTER SO MANY YEARS!I WILL AVENGE HER!!!"

Sombra thrusted towards the queen, who simply moves to the left. "Not the best plan of attack, but a highly efficient one!" As she mocks the ex-king. "I don't even have to change to fight you! I can fly!" Sombra just snorts and thrusted at her a second time, but this time he had a surprise up his sleeve. He goes over the queen, avoiding the biting changelings after him, and shoots a magical beam right at her wing, Which, to most unlucky fellows of the mark, went through one of the holes in her wing. "Was THAT you where aiming for? Sorry, I slowed down my wings a tad to much?" "Well, I enjoyed our little game of tag, but it seems as though our time is up...Good catching up on you Sombra!" As she fades away winking, and laughing away, Sombra just sat on his plot...A few moments later he found himself in bed...Crying...Repeating I will avenge her...I will avenge her...

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