Sombra's Day off

by Fillypans

Rating: teen
Tags: Comedy, Random, Crossover, Dark, Alternate Universe, Human
Length: 2147

It involves Discord, Me, Sombra, and others from Bleach...

Sombra! The one awaited! Since War in equestria is now cannon, I decided to wright something a lot with cleaner!:rainbowkiss: oh well, at least Sombra will get it easy, right?

I have this story to thank, from the creator of Sombra The Highly Unmotivated for giving me a funny idea of a story! This is also my first time here! Hi!
BTW, there MAY be gore…Juse a worning.
–Description–
Sombra the one who sits in my house all day, has opened a new light! Well…Sorta…:ajsleepy:He's still that big fat lump of…food…But he's getting better…I hope…Anyway! :applejackconfused:Somebody's broken' into my house! MY HOUSE!:flutterrage: Oh, the'll pay! But…It's not…Oh…crap…Well, now I'm going somewhere, with Sombra, and Discord, and the queen, oh my!:pinkiegasp:

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2015-12-17 15:29:14 UTC

Prologue+Chapter 1 & 2: What beats the heat can’t be freed & The Chaos Strikes Back

--Chapter one--

“Hey, drudge?” Sombra asked, laying with my cat on one side of the rugged old fashioned couch as I lift the T.V and drop it on a small desk.“Are you sure that it’s supposed to be like, my slave?” said Sombra “Number one, I am not your slave,You're liveing with me in my own accord. Two, we have gone over this a thousand times Sombra. The Television is supposed to be 2-D, We can’t afford to have a 4-D flatscreen ultra-mega T.V, it’s just too much money.” I said as I slump right next to him on my couch. Then I grab the remote to our medium sized T.V and turned on NickToons for Sombra and I to watch. “Plus, we get to watch as many re-runs as we want, Sombra, and I know you like Invader Zim, like me.”

“Oh fine, my little peon. But I would like some more of those word soup you make, so I can spell out your downfall...” I looked Sombra and reflected on why I decided to get this pony?...He’s a thorn in my- Sombra then used his tail and wiped it across my face lightly.

“ah---AH---AH CHU!!!!” I sneeze right on Sombra’s little muzzle. “Sniff...I TOLD you to NEVER do that again!!!” as I hissed at Sombra, who gave me an annoyed face, wiping off the snot from his muzzle. I stared down Sombra for a few seconds more, then I finally got up from my only rest I had in weeks, to get this little pony some alphabet soup... You're probably thinking, “How can this get even weirder?” Well, my friend, it’s going to be a long ride…

Chapter two: The Chaos Strikes Back

As I walked down the kitchen to get to the pantry, I knew that I was walking into a death trap. “Heya! long time lots of seeing!” says one mixed matched creature who was in a bathtub above me, floating, splashing all over the place. “Discord, why are you in my kitchen with MY bathtub?” I said trying to ignore this chaos that was unfolding...“Oh not much, just enjoying this new soup you bought!” I looked in the pantry and saw that Sombra’s soup was gone. “Discord will you PLEASE give me Sombra’s soup? I’ll give you other types of soup, and-- wait-- Can’t you just poof up more yourself?” Discord, with a snap of his eagle claw, poofed the bathtub out of the kitchen and in it’s place was two very fluffy chairs, he also had a smoke pipe; he was smoking bubbles. “Why, of course! I’m Discord, the master of chaos and dis-” I grabbed his mouth, shut it, and to my surprize, came off. “I already know, Discord, now, GIVE. ME. MY. DAMN. SOUP!!!” He snapped his lion paw and had an outfit that looked like it came right out of Hercules. “Why, I’m shocked! I never knew you had a knack for swearing!” I decided this was just postponing my trip to the kitchen and grabbed the soup that was floating around like in a space movie. “Ugh..I had it up to here with you. I just can’t stand you sometimes…” I then turned around and made the soup.

Seeing as he failed to irritate me for the tenth time this week, I finished making the soup and walked back to the living room. Sombra was now watching a different show. “Seems as though he managed to changed the channel...” “Hey Sombra! watcha watching?” I yell, “Oh, my little servant, have you delivered my soup as I have watching the show that is named after a coat cleaner.” I ignore him. “Yes, so..." Before I got to ask him my question, Sombra changed the channel. " Why is that human conversing with another human? The one on the left looks like he has a bunch of orange bananas stuck in his head..."

"Well, there goes that accomplishment..." I thought to myself, "Hey Sombra?"

"Yes, my human servant?" I ignored his remark once more, and before I said anything, Sombra intervened. "Zozien...I'm going to pack up and go to bed...good night...my slave.."

--END chapter 2--

EXTRA!!!! NOT IN ORIGINAL DOC!

Inside Sombra's Dream:

"So...THIS is the land I will be ruling soon? This is my dream?' Sombra asked himself, he seemed to be in the middle of a giant field of nothingness, but what he saw even amazed him! A giant castle of light and crystals, and on the other side was a giant city, but not any city, but a city he knew..."Canterlot?" A voice slightly out of sinc started to laugh. "oh I doubt that...It used to be Canterlot, but now it's just a cave for my children..." Said the voice, Sombra demanded. "I ASK OF YOU TO COME OUT WHERE EVER YOU ARE AND SHOW YOURSELF!" as he looked around frantically shedding a single sweat drop, knowing too well what was talking to him. "It's been so long...Sombra..."

A Bug like queen blasted out of the ground into the air, shooting pebbles and tons of her "children" flowing behind, filling into the sky. "Sombra got into a fighting stance and, with all the will power he can muster, said this to the buggy queen. "I. Will. Avenge. HER." The bug queen just laughed. "How can you, an army of one, fight an army of thousands upon millions?!" "I...I tried to gain an army for HER, but you invaded HER castle, and threaten some of the ponies that I love-to-hate" "But now that I have met you in this dream like state, I can FINALLY, AFTER SO MANY YEARS!I WILL AVENGE HER!!!"

Sombra thrusted towards the queen, who simply moves to the left. "Not the best plan of attack, but a highly efficient one!" As she mocks the ex-king. "I don't even have to change to fight you! I can fly!" Sombra just snorts and thrusted at her a second time, but this time he had a surprise up his sleeve. He goes over the queen, avoiding the biting changelings after him, and shoots a magical beam right at her wing, Which, to most unlucky fellows of the mark, went through one of the holes in her wing. "Was THAT you where aiming for? Sorry, I slowed down my wings a tad to much?" "Well, I enjoyed our little game of tag, but it seems as though our time is up...Good catching up on you Sombra!" As she fades away winking, and laughing away, Sombra just sat on his plot...A few moments later he found himself in bed...Crying...Repeating I will avenge her...I will avenge her...

--END EXTRA--

Chapter Three & four: The hollow in my soul & FIGHT,FIGHT,FIGHT!

"Ugh....three in the morning...what is Sombra doing up in the middle of the night?" I got up from my bed to see what was the racket that was going on in my kitchen. "It's probably just Discord..but I should check..Just in case.." As I walk down the hall to the kitchen, I felt the temperature get lower.. "D-Damn that D-Discord.. Always playing with the t-thermostat..." When I got to the kitchen, I saw something I could only see in my dreams...A...."Hollow....." I say with my mouth gaping.. I hid behind the corner, but when I turned to look again, it wasn't a hollow, but a....man... But this wasn't any man..but was.. "Azien..."

I was freaked out! "I need to wake up Sombra and get the Buck out of here!!" I scream in my thoughts. I tried to to tip toe, but was in vain. "Oh...How sad, you're taking your leave now, just as the party is going to begin?" I look behind me, and there was Azien, the one claimed Espada of Hueco Mundo. "I know you know who I am, I can just see it in your eyes..." I was so spooked I almost fainted! "Go ahead, get your little friend, I'll just find you before you have a chance to hide..so why don't you come with me quietly and not get ourselves in that little predicament?" I ran as fast as I could! "I think I lost him..phew.."

"Oh, so sad, I guess you like a good chase? No?" Before I knew it, I was knocked out.

--3 Hours Later--

“-ien?.....-ozien...” Sombra then licks my ear, “ugh..my head...You don’t have to lick my ear to wake me...Where-” as soon as I try to speak, Sombra covered my mouth. “Do not speak, slave, we are being transported from our world to a world unknown, even for I…” Sombra said, “Don’t you talk high and mighty on me, Sombra, I could smack you till the ends of the earth..” I whispered. As I look around, I find that this wasn’t my house, but a dark world….Like… an underworld… “OH. MY. GOD.” I think out loud, “Sombra, do you-”

“Yes, THEY said we were being transported to Hueco Mundo- a place a lot like tartarus…”

I found myself wrapped in rope, and I was being transported in a wood wagon. Then Sombra wisped. “I don’t think THEY know were awake...yet, though, some of them may know already…” I looked over the wagon carefully, making sure not to bring attention to myself. I then saw a giant 6 on one guy’s stomach and on the other side of the wagon was a guy who looked sad, as if he needed a light tickle, they both had giant holes in their chests, I then decided to risk it. “um..Big, six, hole guy? can you please tell me where we are going?" The man answered meanly “Shut up, we're almost here, so quit your yappin’.” The one on the other side of the wagon spoke up and said, “He is known here as Grimmjow, and I am known as Ulquiorra. We are heading to Lord Azien’s place, we will be there shortly.” I look at Sombra, who was just staring at nothing blankly. “So, Ulqiorra? That’s a very unusual name.” He just looked at me with his dreaded eyes, sad, empty, full of- just then, Grimmjow intervened my train of thought, and I felt a sudden push to my side, I hit the cold hard floor like a rock, Sombra got it a bit more easier.

Sombra just gasped, “Sombra? What’s wro-Oh...Damn…” I saw I was in a giant empty room, but a lot of people where in this cold, dusty room. “Grimmjow? I pray you didn’t harass too much…”

--End Chapter 3--

--Chapter 4--

As I look up at the one sitting high above Sombra and I on a throne, Sombra finally asked, “How come you have brought us here? What business do you have with us?” Sombra got up from the hard stone floor, trying to look all high and mighty as always, but this time, he was staring at the one sitting on the throne intensely. As if he was angry. Sombra then spoke up, what he said even surprised me. “I see you have captured my slave, but I am not one to be held against my will...If you can beat me in a fight...I will surrender to your power, but if I win, you let us go peacefully and quietly…” After all these years, i’ve never seen Sombra fight, so I was a little taken by it..But I see he means it, he turns to me and whispers. “Don’t worry, I'll take this guy on; he seems lax..." Before I could say anything, Sombra rushed forward, the one named Grimmjow stopped in his way, "oh? The pony wants to play? Well, too bad, you'll have to get pass me, little horsey!" THAT ticked of Sombra; "I WILL NOT BE HUMILIATED!" He then transform into a black smoke like substance, I've never seen this happen before, I admit, I'm intrigued, but I back away a bit to give them space, as they clash, they set fire works, marble was flinging everywhere, I could hardly see! It was like being in the middle of a hurricane, then I heard two loud screams, after a moment, I heard a snap, It was then the smoke lifted, what I saw, paralyzed me... What I saw was not what I had imagined, beyond that. It was Discord, but instead with two swords; one in his left lion paw, another in his right eagle claw, he stopped a blow of one sword belonging to Grimmjow, and a crystal like scythe belonging to Sombra, both espada and pony looked beat up and tired out.

"Well, well! I never thought I would see you in a deserted place like this! Were you looking for treasure, like me?" I instantly recognized the voice, "DISCORD!" I yell out, as he turns around, it looked like he had a mask on...