[I'll do it later]

by Hellice

Rating: teen
Tags: Human, Random, Adventure, Crossover
Length: 444

I go to Equestria and do what I want (Not sexual, Jesus Christ bless your dirty mind)

I am selected to go to Equestria out of some "privilege"
Apparently I was supposed to dedicate my life to this douchebag guy in thanks.
Screw that, I do what I want
Unless what I want happens to be what they want
That's when it sucks

*My note*
//Tell me if this should be rated mature, cause looking at modern teens, well we/they know everything we/they shouldn't.. Well mostly.
//Yell at me if I smash anyone else's canons. At least the Chessgame universe
// I'll try to fix it. Also, any corrections on your part on my stupid mistakes due to my ignorance and idiocy would be greatly appreciated
//Thanks go to Blackwing for letting me in on this beautiful world of the endless toil of writing. I love it.
//Questions go to the reader/you because I have no idea how you found this story and why you're still here
*note to self*
//Come up with a title you lazy fak
//haha why isn't there a "bad" category
//oh hey, it's 1 am

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2016-04-18 04:09:52 UTC

Cover of 9

The following article contains information viewable by the only the following Agents

Viewing of the article by any agents not of the following levels will result in interrogation and vaporization

Kronos

Zodiac Level Agents

Ptolemy Series Agents

North, Genbu

South, Suzaku

West, Byakko

East, Seiryuu

Center, Kirin

Ara, the Altar

Corona Borealis

Corona Australis

Draco and Draconis

Fornax

Hydra and Hydrus

Lupus

Phoenix

Puppis

Scutum

Equuleus

Monoceros

Pegasus

Me, Pony?

Something has gone wrong. We don't seem to have an archived copy of that chapter.

Experimentation of IX

Experimentation of 9

Any not of the earlier stated levels will be interrogated and vaporized

Log 1

January 27, 20XX

DAY ONE

We have received a new subject, to be further referred to as IX, or 9.

REDACTED information will only be given to agents Zodiac level and higher

Description

Height: 5"5' Average

Race: [REDACTED]

Weight: 137 lb Average

Age: [REDACTED]

Location: Cage 9

IX seems to be confused at his current location and may be trying to learn more of it's location.

Log 2

January 29, 20XX

Conversation between Guard and 9

Guard will be pardoned from fraternization with subjects on account of newly unearthed information.

Guard will be discharged and wiped.

CONVERSATION BEGINS

Time 23:48 Military

9:"Hey, uh... Mister soldier?"

Guard: "What?"

9: "W-where am I?"

Guard:"I'm not allowed to answer that question. Sorry kid."

9: "But.. I need to get back to my brother! I need to go home!"

Guard: *Silence*

9: "I know you can hear me!"

9 begins to sound panicked

Guard: *Silence*

Log 3

January 30, 20XX

We have begun training 9

Log 4

February 2, 20XX

9 expressed apprehension to training.

Training goes on without hindrance.

9 proves to be easily subdued and manipulated. When told of release as soon as it finishes training, it has expressed more ardor in it's studies and training.

Log 14

February 28, 20XX

9 has finished training without any conflict

Log 20

March 17, 20XX

9 has made it's first kill in the name of the organization.

Log 22

March 20, 20XX

Appearance modifications have been made to 9 in preparation for his upcoming assignment.

Refer to FILE 9 (b) for a list of the changes

Log 27

May 5, 20XX

The barrier between [REDACTED] and [REDACTED] is weakened by a unity of forces led by [REDACTED]

9 has made exemplary progress and can be equated to a Ursa Minor level agent.

9 will be sent through the portal opened by [REDACTED].

Log 28

May 6, 20XX

9's progress in [REDACTED] seems impossible to track.

It will be assumed dead.

Log 29

January 16, 201X

We have received from [REDACTED] word that 9 has died.

Mentions of a brother in earlier files will be investigated.