Lunar Agents

by Derpmuffins

Chapter 2: Sightseeing

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Chapter 2: Sightseeing

Thump thump, thump thump, thump thump. Ack, head is swollen and heart beating like crazy. I'm on some sort of loft, weird... I think after an accidental attack that I should be left in the middle. Wait, that noise of bickering... could it be those two?

"Look Cloverul, I know bringing a stranger with us is dangerous but that's the least we can do," The mare said. Loving her already, Pennilope I think her name is.

"Now, I'm not sayin its wrong, but she did crash into us and we don't have to feel any sympathy towards her," Cloverul said. I leaned forward, sitting on the bed, looking towards them. Wait! Is it just me or is my vision like, really blurry. Brain damage or eye damage or something, I study power management not the fucking body.

"Hey, look who's up Cloverul," Pennilope said as she snapped something on my neck. I tried to take it off but it wouldn't budge. "Now we can see if this so communicator works, now speak," She said, directing that at me.

"I'm not a dog," I said, crossing my hooves. "And I'm not okay, my vision is wacky and I can't see anything," I said before they even asked. Dumb question to ask someone after they crashed.

"At least it works," Pennilope said before walking closer to me. "You might need some glasses, your eyes might be a bit damaged," She said, booping my nose. Damn, she must know. Am I really that easy to read?

"Pennilope stop flirting with the stranger," Cloverul said, geez party killer. "I don't care if you think she's cute, she probably likes stallions," He said, like he's making some sort of statement. He might just take getting used to. She gave a small kiss on my cheek, instantly making my wings poof a little. Now's the time to hide under the blanket and blush away in shame.

"I think she likes me," Pennilope said, making me blush harder. Sorry that I like attractive mares, I can't help myself sometimes.

"That depends, does she like ponies that are a little young?" Cloverul said with a smirk. Oh no, I can't date a teenager. Ruining everything for me and maybe her.

"I think I'm old enough, 17 is pretty good," Pennilope said. Choices, she is just old enough in my range and can do some pleasurable acts but being 3 years younger is something that I should think about. Damn, I'll hate myself later.

"If you could get me some glasses, I would be very thankful," I said to them. I feel like I was going to seduce them as a reward, ew. I should keep my mouth shut, saying anything else will make it more awkward then it already is.

"Lets get goi... what was that noise?" Cloverul asked. More ponies, great great... the way he said it, it wasn't great. "Bandits... fuck, Pennilope and you, do something that will distract them while I try to get them from behind," Cloverul said with sympathy. Nothing sympathetic about that, now what are we going to do while mister lucky charm here is getting to his position? Cloverul left through the back door and then the mare jumped into bed with me. Her plan must be going already.

"Shhhh, just pretend you're sleeping. They'll try to take us prisoner after waking us up, that should buy Cloverul some time," Pennilope said, great so I close my eyes and ju... oh, I see, look like a couple that just fallen asleep. Her head on my chest, I decided to make it look a bit more realistic and move my hoof around her, I didn't say I don't like this but honestly I think this would be nice if it weren't a distraction.

The door banged open, telling by the hoofsteps, there are three of them. They are moving slowly, they think there are traps here? Wouldn't blame them for being cautious.

"Hey there pretties, wakey wakey," One of the bandits said. Sounds like a normal stallion to me, besides the point I felt a warm barrel to my head.

"Huh?" Pennilope said in a fake waking up tone. Professional actor right here. "What's goin' on here?" Pennilope said with a western accent. Wonder what else she can do... a Manehattan accent? I should stay calm with that gun pointing at my head. "Can you get that gun out of her face... please," Pennilope asked kindly. I felt the gun moved away from my skull, I think I can 'wake up' now.

"Honey who are these ponies?" I asked her, pretending to be tired. "I didn't know we have guest... so early," I said with the fakest grin I could pull off. Much harder then it looks.

"A gay couple huh, prove it," Another bandit said. Perverted much? I thought I was bad once I came here. "Do something more then kissing," He said with a glare, great. We're about to get killed, I wasn't going to die so what did I do? I flipped Pennilope over and got on top of her. I covered her mouth with a kiss as I began to slowly move. Cloverul please come soon, I don't think she can take anymore of this. She's blushing all over, and giving little sighs of pleasure... she would like it if it was different time. Bang bang bang! Three dead bodies and one pissed looking Cloverul covered in blood, looking to shoot my head off about now.

"Cloverul wait!" Pennilope shouted. "It wasn't her fault I swear," She said, trying to calm him down.

"Her sleeping with you doesn't help" He argued, still pointing a gun at me. I could see this as a guardians point of view and completely understand.

"She acted like that to keep us from getting killed. They asked for us to prove a fake relationship, and she just... started right away to not get us killed. Cloverul please listen to me," Pennilope said. She can just say that she likes me and hope that it helps her out but I don't think it will.

"I'm sorry miss, please come with me, I need to talk to you in private," He said, gesturing me to follow him. We left into a different room. "Thank you, I'm just a bit protective about her... she likes you and that act, hit me a bit more then her," He said with a sadden tone.

"Sorry Cloverul, I can see your guardian perspective on that stunt," I said, trying to calm him down. "My name is Starlesa by the way, nothing fancy,"

"Starlesa, well, we should be heading off to Lew Weave's shop," Cloverul said, as he started packing his few things. I walked out to talk to Pennilope about it.

"Hey Pennilope, sorry about that stunt," I said, rubbing my neck nervously.

"You did what you have to Starlesa," Pennilope said, as she packed her few items.

"To avoid more embarrassment, I'll wait outside," I said, leaving the room.

"I never said that I disliked it," She said, just barely out of range of my hearing. Heh, just wait for them to get ready and start walking to the shop. At least I can see enough to traverse this building.

A run down shop, perfect for somepony like her. I just hope she isn't holding any guns at my head.

"Hello, welcome to Weaver's Delight, how can I he... Clo? Pen? Back so soon?" Lew asked.

"Afraid so, with our blind bat pony friend," Cloverul said.

"Yes, a bat pony. Come deary, let us see to it," She said, leading me to the back. "Name please?" She asked.

"Starlesa Moondust," I stated.

"A noble, don't see that everyday," Lew said. Such enthusiasm in her voice. "Pen has been talking about you, how adorable you are and... other things," She said with a cough.

"I know, either that or be shot by bandits, not a very welcoming stay to be dead," I said in a bad jokingly tone.

"Here we go, violet glasses to go with your hide and mane," She said respectfully. "You'll be spending the night here, so I'll let you and Pen have the room downstairs... just do keep quiet," She whispered to me. That fluttered my day brightly.

"You wanna have some fun before going to bed?" I asked her.

"Thought that I'm too young for you, and Cloverul would kill you Star," She replied grimly.

"Oh Penni, what would you do if I held you down?" I said as I pinned her down. She tried to get up but failed then started slinging her hooves around, until I kissed her. When she was dazed, I set down, closing us together. I smiled and she just blushed. I began the fluent motion and heard her peep. She kept getting redder and redder like she has never down this before, then again she is 17, just legal... is there even laws anymore? Anyhow, her beads of sweat was a sign that she is taking pleasure with this. Her legs started twitching and soon enough she ended with a sigh of pleasure.

"Sweet dreams Penni," I said, as I laid down next to her.

"I will," She said with a satisfied grin, point one for me. I finally closed my eyes and drift off to the dreamscape.


Author's Note

Welcome, hoped you enjoyed and... sorry for taking so long. Force vacation sucks and yeah... no computer so I apologize and that won't be happening again any time soon.

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