Sharp Wits and Prince Bluebloods marriage

by eevee123

Rating: teen
Tags: Random, Prince Blueblood, Twilight Sparkle, Slice of Life, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Princess Cadance, Alternate Universe, Other, Romance, Original Character
Length: 2160

Sharp Wits and Prince Blueblood gets married

After 2 dates, both of which they got drunk off their flanks, Sharp Wits and Prince Blueblood gets married

Published 2017-12-09 17:10:05 UTC
Last updated 2017-12-09 17:10:05 UTC

proposing(Sharp Wits)

The next morning Sharp Wits woke a terrible hangover. "Damn. What did I do last night?" Wits groaned sitting up in the bed. As she looked around the room she saw Blueblood sleeping in a recliner. "He does look pretty cute while he sleeps." Wits said using her magic to grab the blanket from her and draped it over Blueblood. This caused him to rollover at the same time a small black box dropped to the floor. "Huh. What's this?" Wits muttered using her magic to pick up the box and open it. "Oh. My. Sweet. Holy. Stars." Wits gasped at the ring.

"What are you gasping at?" Blueblood asked groggily rubbing his eyes. Wits didn't answer with words, instead she closed the box and gave it back to Blueblood. "Ah. Your gasping at the ring. So, Sharp Wits, will you marry me?" Blueblood asked opening the box to show the Sterling Silver band, embedded with diamonds, was topped off with a a large diamond.

"Yes. Yes. ETERNITIES OF YES." Wits squealed from not knowing what to do. This was happening all too fast for her.

"What's going on down here?" Twilight, Shining Armor, and Cadence asked as they came down the steps.

"Sharp Wits and I are getting married." Blueblood exclaimed showing them the ring as he slid it on Wits' hoof.

"Wits, we need to talk. Girl to girl." Cadence said grabbing her arm and leading her to a different room.

"Yeah, what?" Wits asked as they walked into the kitchen.

"Are you ready for this, Wits?" Cadence asked shutting the door.

"Well, to be completely honest with you, it's happening just so fast. I mean I like Blueblood, I think he's cute." Wits said blushing while thinking about Blueblood. "And he's fun to be around. But we only had two dates."

"Do you love him?" Cadence asked before Wits could continue.

"Well, I like-" Wits started.

"No, do you love him." Cadence cut her off by putting a hoof to Wits mouth.

"Yes. I do. But I didn't think he would propose so soo-" Wits was cut off again by Cadences hoof.

"If you love him, then it doesn't matter when he proposes. From the time he met you, he fell head over hooves for you." Cadence said looking Wits in the eyes. "Remember, I'm the Princess of Love. I can tell these things. Also it so obvious, I mean Twilight and Shiny saw it from the start."

"But what do I do now. I've never been in this situation before. I had a code to never develop feelings for anyone. But this, I couldn't help myself. In every dimension I've been to after I left here. Every creature feared me so much that when they saw me walking down the street, they would run and hide. No one even talked to me after I slayed a spirit. This is the first and only dimension where the natives don't fear me and where I have friends." Wits said sitting down. "This goes against the most sacred of codes."

"Wits, just forget the code, as long as you are happy, who gives a shit about some code or something." Cadence said surprising Wits.

"Where did you learn to talk like that?" Wits said looking up at Cadence with a smirk on her face.

"You. But back to the matter at hand. I'm telling you, as a friend, go out there and marry that stallion."

"Okay. I'll do it. Thanks for the talk." Wits said standing up and hugging Cadence.

proposing(Blueblood)

"Oh. My. Sweet. Holy. Stars."

Blueblood heard someone gasp. Sitting up Blueblood saw the mare of his dreams looking at something. "What are you gasping at?" Blueblood asked groggily rubbing his eyes. Wits didn't answer with words but instead gave him the box that held the ring. "Ah. Your gasping at the ring. So, Sharp Wits, will you marry me?" Blueblood asked opening the box to show the Sterling Silver band, embedded with diamonds, was topped off with a a large diamond.

"Yes. Yes. ETERNITIES OF YES." Wits squealed.

"What's going on down here?" Twilight, Shining Armor, and Cadence asked as they came down the steps.

"Sharp Wits and I are getting married." Blueblood exclaimed showing them the ring as he slid it on Wits' hoof.

"Wits, we need to talk. Girl to girl." Cadence said grabbing her arm and leading her to a different room.

"Congrats man." Shining Armor said when the kitchen door closed.

"Yeah, congrats." Twilight said. "So when are you two going to be married. And can I be the ring bearer?" Twilight asked her pupils were almost taking up her entire eye.

"Twilight, that's up to Wits. All I can do is offer Shining Armor here to be my best stallion." Blueblood said turning to face Shining Armor. "So what do you say? Will you be my best stallion?"

"Count me in."

"This is the greatest day of my life." Blueblood said hugging his friends.

planning the ceremony(Blueblood)

"So have you finished your vows yet, buddy?" Shining Armor asked as Blueblood fiddled with the bow tie.

"Almost. I just need to add one more sentence and then it'll be done." Blueblood said with a big grin on his face. "I was always bad at tying ties."

"Here let me help. I wore one when I married Cadence." Shining Armor said trotting up to Blueblood.

"Thanks." Blueblood said as Shining Armor tied the knot.

"There you go." Shining Armor said as Blueblood turned and looked at the mirror.

"Oh my. Darling you look like Prince Charming." Rarity said coming up to him with a flower. "Now, darling. This is going to be put on the collar of your tux." Rarity said putting the flower on the collar of the tux.

"Now that I have a wonderful tux to wear when I marry the most gorgeous mare, all I have to do is finish my vows and pay for the splendid tux." Blueblood said turning to Rarity.

"Oh don't be silly, darling. Like I told your special somepony, this is free of charge. Now go on and finish your vows." Rarity said with a warm smile.

"Okay thanks for the tux." Blueblood said as he headed to the door with Shining Armor following him.

the ceremony

The sun was shining, the birds were rehearsing the songs, and a nice soft breeze flowed over the lime green grass as the guests arrived and were seated. Luna and Celestia were standing on the small stage next to Blueblood and Shining Armor.

After Fluttershy started to lead the birds into the song Wits would be trotting down the aisle to, Wits trotted towards Blueblood, with the CMC throwing flower petals down in front of Wits.

When she got to the stage she turned and faced Blueblood and waited for the birds to finish the song.

"We are gathered here today to witness the joining of Prince Blueblood and Sharp Wits." Celestia said in her royal voice that demanded attention.

"We shall let the couple exchange vows now." Luna said in the same voice.

"Wits, ever since I met you the day you saved me from that cursed crown, I fell in love with you right away. I thought that I had finally found a reason to love again. And I couldn't be anymore right. Not only did you save me from a cursed crown, you also saved me from a lifetime of loneliness. And when you accepted my proposal, I knew from then on my life will be changed for the better. I love you, Sharp Wits. And I promise you, that I will stay by your side til the very end." Blueblood said staring into her eyes.

"That was touching, Blueblood." Luna said wiping a tear from her eye.

"Blueblood, to be honest I never thought I'd be able to find somepony special to spend the rest of my life with. I couldn't be anymore wrong about that. You made me feel like a normal mare and not out of fear, but out of love. And for that, I shall stay by your side til the end." Wits said staring back into Bluebloods eyes.

"That was very sweet, Sharp Wits." Celestia said wiping a tear from her eye.

"Now that these two have spoken their vows and confessed their love for each other, we now pronounce you two stallion and mare. You may kiss the mare." Luna and Celestia said at the same time.

Blueblood and Wits grabbed each other and started a passionate kiss, sealing the deal. After the kiss was broken Wits body started glowing as small balls of light started to rise from her body.

"What's going on?" Blueblood asked when he saw this.

"Sorry, Blueblood. But I have to leave now. Cadence remember your promise." Wits said as she started to disappear. "I'll be back as soon as I can, my love." Wits said pulling Blueblood into another kiss before she disappeared completely.

As soon as Wits was gone Blueblood started crying before his horn lit up and he teleported away.

inside the jewlery store

"Hi, burp I would like to buy a ring." Blueblood said entering the store.

"Ah well you came to the right place." the pony behind the register said as he turned around and saw Blueblood. "Oh, Prince Blueblood. Would you like the ring you set aside?"

"Which one was that again?" Blueblood asked in between hiccups.

"The ring you told me to hold on to for a mare named Sharp Wits. You told me to hang onto it only a few days ago."

"Sure. I'll take that ring." Blueblood said with a burp.

"Okay, would you like any additions to the ring? Engravings?"

"No thanks. I'm pretty drunk." Blueblood said as his head went limp and he started snoring.

"Okay, Prince. Let's get you sobered up." the cashier said as he went to the back room and came back with a cup of coffee. "Here you go. Drink up."

After a few swallows of the coffee, Blueblood was finishing his purchase and trotted out to see Sharp Wits dozing in front of the store.

"Man she looks adorable." Blueblood thought as he hoisted her on to his back and carried her back to Twilight's home.

planning the ceremony(Sharp Wits)

Three weeks later Team Wits were almost through with the planning the ceremony. They had the guest list completed, the cake ordered, Pinkie Pie was decorating the place where Blueblood and Wits would be getting married, and Wits had chosen Cadence as her mare of honor and Twilight as the ring bearer. They had even asked Princess Luna and Celestia to be the ones who married them.

All that was left was the writing of the vows, and getting the dress and tux.

"So have you completed your vows yet?" Cadence asked while Wits tried on the dress that Rarity made for Wits.

"Not yet. I still don't know what to say." Wits said stepping out of the changing room. "What do you think?" Wits asked with a slight twirl.

"Oh darling, you look just fabulous." Rarity exclaimed as she placed a vail over her head.

"Thanks, Rarity. How much do I owe you?" Wits asked looking at herself in a mirror.

"Oh don't be silly, darling. This is free of charge. It's not every day somepony who saved Twilight gets married to a Prince she saved from the curse of King Sombra's Crown." Rarity said fiddling with the dress a bit.

"Thanks again, Rarity." Wits said with a faint smile on her face.

"Rarity, can you give us a minute alone?" Cadence asked noticing the smile.

"Of course, darling." Rarity said trotting off.

"Having second thoughts about this?" Cadence asked when Rarity was out of ear shot.

"Not really, just very nervous about this." Wits said staring at the dress.

"Wits I've never seen you like this." Cadence said putting a hoof on her shoulder.

"I've never been in this situation before."

"You'll be fine just relax and remember, your marrying a great stallion." Cadence said. "You do look fabulous in that dress, you know."

"I know." Wits said her smile getting bigger. "Cadence, if something happens at the wedding, I want you and Shining Armor to take up leadership."

"What's going to happen at the wedding?" Cadence asked smiling. "You're going to be there along with some great fighters who had been taught by you."

"Yeah you're right." Wits said not having the heart to tell her the truth. "But just in case something does happen, promise me you and Shining Armor will take up the leadership." Wits said turning and looking in Cadences eyes.

"Okay, I promise." Cadence said confused.

"Thank you. Now lets go and finish my vows." Wits said stepping away from the mirror.

"What's going on with her?" Cadence muttered almost inaudiblely before following Wits.