Author's Note

PROFANITY IS USED

Any kind of review or feedback is greatly appreciated. Oh and this is my first story so be gentle.

I do not own My little Pony: Friendship is Magic it is property of Hasbro Studios,

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First Encounter

John POV

"Business today has been slow...in fact it has been slow for a week...I must have pissed someone off real bad," I turned the page of the newspaper. "For the past three hours I've done nothing but sit in the front desk and read a month old newspaper, I wish anything would happen," at that very moment I heard the door open. "Way to go self you could just shut up and enjoy downtime like the rest of the world,nnnooooo you had to fucking pray for work, well I got what i wanted," I thought.

"Hello I'm John and welcome to my fabrication company what can i do for you tod"- I looked up from my newspaper and stopped talking, I saw a horse with rainbow hair, a horn, wings, and most noticeably only " HOLY SHIT IT'S A WHITE HORSE UNICORN PEGASUS THINGY WITH FUCKING RAINBOW HAIR!," I internally screamed. thankfully years of meeting weird people due to early jobs made my facial expression not convey my FREAK OUT.

Princess Celestia POV

"Greetings John I am Princess Celestia and I in need of your companies servic- I was interrupted by John screaming ",IT FUCKING TALKS," and then he fell face first on the desk then he slid onto the floor, presumably passed out.

I approached him and nudged his limp form "John...?" he didn't respond

Seeing as how I have at least two to three hours till I have to return to lower the sun in Equestria I decided to wait for John to regain consciousness, so I sat on the couch. glancing around the room I saw a strange black rectangular box with buttons on it and used my magic to bring it closer to inspect it better. I pressed the red button that stood out from the other white buttons. Immediately a large slim black box across from the couch lit up and displayed two male humans commentating what looked strikingly similar to hoofball. "Fascinating" I said. At that moment I heard John's voice to my right

"AH fuck it wasn't a dream... oh well I might as well accept that this is happening," he said

I smiled at this, "he is accepting this much faster than I thought, I expected him to at least take thirty mor minutes. "

John POV

"So Princess Celestia was it, uh what can I do for you today?," I awkwardly stated.

She faced me and said "your not a citizen of Equestria so there is no need for you to call me Princess, if anything just Call me celestia."

She got off the couch and walked over to the desk and said, "as I was saying earlier-,"

"Yeah about my freak out earlier I'm sorry I should have been more polite and understanding," I apologized.

She giggled and then said "it is alright John it's understandable to react how you did given the circumstances."

The weirdest thing about Celestia reassuring me that i did nothing wrong, is that she was very motherly about how she did it, I feel like I should write her a letter on what I learned from all this..weird.

"Anyway," she said snapping me out of my thoughts "I have a job that I would like your company to do."