The Shipping War

Today a batshit crazy salespony started yelling that she had a "mangina" and was "Beyonce".

I don't even know what to do anymore. Fort Temmie Village is under seige, and the only haven is here inside the laboratory basement. Lots of Amalgamates. Way too many. There's even a Temmie/Rabbit one down here.

Terry left me hours ago because the salespony convinced him that I wanted to fuck him. I shot that salespony. I shot her good and she fell like a stone. Yay, carcass for dinner...

Ponyville is in shreds, the Princesses are in Tartarus, Canterlot has been painted yellow, The Crystal Empire (now Fort Temmie Village ) is under seige, Manhattan is a shipper base, Baltimare got nuked, and Appleoosa is in shreds.

Prance, and its capital Mareis, are also destroyed.

The Lab is underground in the Griffonstone/Dragon shared territory area. It's underground because, as I said, the surface is in shreds.

Tomorrow I shall venture onward into the wastelands and find Terry. He'll be fine, I'm sure. But if I have to rescue him from a shipper base, he's gonna get a good yelling at in the deepest part of the basement, where nopony can hear him whine.