Burning Crusader: Burning Ranger

by ElementBrigade

Rating: mature
Tags: Adventure, Princess Celestia, Crossover, Human, Anthro, Main 6, Princess Luna, Applejack, Gore, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Alternate Universe, Romance, Sex, Cutie Mark Crusaders
Length: 37354

[Displaced Story] The what if story a certain red headed, foul mouth, hot headed displaced human girl arriving in Equestria. Will she be able ro survive in this magical land of ponies?

What if Amy never met Nicko? What she never gotten herself killed by Eric, and didn't turn into the Crimson Avenger? Well guess what? You'll find out in the "What if Saga" of a certain red headed, foul mouth, hot headed displaced human girl if fate had a change of plans for her.

Displaced/revamp story
Crossover: (Elsword x Iron Combat: War in the air x MLP)

Published 2015-12-20 03:30:02 UTC
Last updated 2020-01-06 15:36:10 UTC

Chapter 2: Taste the Rainbow Motherbucker!

Chapter 2: Taste the Rainbow Motherbucker!

( Two hours of running later )

Amy was running through the Everfree Forest. Unfamiliar with the layout of her surroundings, and having a crazy lavender unicorn on your tail it pretty much didn't help her. Unlike the forest at home this one was dense and thick (No pun intended), despite a few growls and rustling in the bushes she continue to push forwards. Half way through the forest she could see the light at the end of the forest.

“Yes! Finally I can see the exit out of this stupid forest!” She said, increasing her own speed in excitement. Just as she was about to make it towards the exit, she notice a backpack off to her left. "The hells a backpack doing here in the middle of the forest?" She thought to herself as she stopped for a second, then walked over and pick the bag up.

Upon picking the back up she notice a letter attached to it saying.

Dear Amy Anderson the Third,

Here's a bag that will help you on your journey/adventure in Equestria. Normally I don't do this kind of thing just for anypony, but seeing how you’re not a pony I guess I could help you out. Think of this as a welcoming gift to our planet. Anywho about this bag, don't worry about running out of room cause this bag has infinite amount of storage, and can keep cooked food warm or cold depending. Anyway I must be going now, welcome to Equestria blah blah blah and all that jazz seeya.

Sincerely, Eris

P.S.

You might want to start running now, cause you know that crazy unicorn that is chasing you right? Well she right behind you, she got tired of waiting on you at the exit of the forest.

"I FOUND HER TWILIGHT!" yelled Spike.

“Dammit! I thought I lost them back in the forest?!” Amy immediately took off running like a bat out of hell, causing Spike to run after her. Looking around to see what to use to slow him down, she notice a branch in front of her. As she ran she grabbed the flexible branch and hit Spike in the nose with it, causing him to trip and get tangled up in some of the vines on the forest floor.

“Ha! I hope that hurt for yeah lizard br-.” Just as she said that, she tripped on a root that was sticking out of the ground. "Ow....the universe just loves to see me suffer doesn't it?" Before she could recover from her fall, Twilight was standing right in front of her. "How the hell did you get from all the way back there? To here in less than a minute?"

"I'm an unicorn remember?" Said Twilight with a smirk on her face. "We can master any form of magic." She vanished then reappeared next to Amy. "Even teleportation spells like this."

"Oh....Well.....Fuck." Amy trembled a bit in fear after hearing that. "Fuck me sideways! She can use magic!" She thought as she bolted to try to run away.

"Oh no you don't!" Her horn started to glow, and a lavender aura was forming around Amy's legs as she tried to run. "Like it? It a levitation spell, pretty much all unicorns learn this spell when they are just little fillies."

“Oh yeah well….eat fireball bitch!” Amy raised her hand in front of Twilight’s face and tried to fire a fireball at her, but nothing happen. “The hell?”

“Judging by the way you used your magic earlier, you’re just learning how to use magic aren’t you?”

“........No.”

Spike rustling out of the bushes with his hand covering his nose. Twilight took notice and saw that his nose was bleeding, then looked at Amy with a Devilish grin on her face. "Mission accomplished Spike!" Said Twilight, as she gave Spike a napkin to cover his nose. "Now I believe we have an engagement with Princesses right? But first, why don't I examine you first? Think of it as payback for giving my number one assistant a bloody nose, and for running off." She said with a creepy smile on her face that only stalkers give.

"Oh god this can't be good, quick think Amy what did my teacher say when you’re in a situation like this?"

( Flashback )

“Remember Amy. When dealing with a crazy anthro unicorn, always remember to sucker punch them in the face, horn, or give them sugar cubes.”

“Not to sound rude or anything, but why would I need to know this Professor Rumina?”

“Hey if I’m able to get my teleporter operational, then we might end up in world full of talking mutant ponies or something.”

( End of Flashback )

“......Professor Rumina was a little bit insane after the fail teleporter experiment, but I got nothing else to lose at this point.” As she finished thinking to herself, Amy reached for her backpack to see if she had anything she could to dispel Twilight's magic. Looking inside she found a bag full of sugar cubes. “How the hell did I even…..you know what fuck it. I’m not even gonna question it right now.”

As Twilight turned her head to see why Amy was moving around. She saw the bag of sugar cubes and immediately dropped her on the ground head first. "A...Are those...W...What I think they are?" She said while drooling a bit.

"Yup." Amy said opening the small bag to show Twilight. "Sugar Cubes."

Amy moved the bag in different directions to get the lavender ponies attention. "You want it?" She ask making Twilight nod yes. "Then go get it!" With that she threw the bag behind her, making Twilight bolted after it like a dog catching its ball.

"Well that was something....Anyway I better get out of here before she returns." As she turned around about to leave the forest, she was blocked by Spike still covering his bloody nose.

"And where do you think you’re going Amy?" Asked Spike, who was blocking the path she was trying to leave.

"Oh right forgot about you kid." She thought. "Well seeing how she'll be busy with the bag of sugar cubes, I think I should leave before she returns."

"And what makes you think I would let you get away after what you did?"

"Oh I will escape. Because there's one move that will let me escape." She said walking slowly towards Spike.

"And that would be?"

“HOLY CRAP IS THAT PRINCESS CELESTIA BEHIND YOU!?” Amy yelled, causing Spike to turn around quickly to see if Celestia was behind. This gave Amy the opportunity to deliver a powerful kick to the dragon’s back. Causing him to be sent flying into a tree.

"Sorry buddy, but I don't like to being experimented on." Looking through her backpack she pulled out an ice pack and place it next to Spike. “For the headache you about to get later on. If we meet again, then maybe I'll buy you a drink or something." Amy ran past the poor dragon that was stuck through the tree.

"I knew I should’ve stayed in bed a little longer."

Twilight returned to where Spike was while eating the bag of sugar cubes. She notice that spike was sticking out of a tree. "Spike what happened!?" She asked, as she stopped eating the bag of sugar cubes and towards Spike to if he's okay. “Are you okay Spike?”

“I got kicked in the ass, and now I’m stuck in a tree. What do you think Twilight?”

Twilight rolled her eyes and began to think to herself. "Hm not only does she possess magic but she can use tactics to help her escape...looks like I'm gonna need some help getting her after all."

"Spike are you able to send a letter to are girls in ponyville?"

"Y-yeah I can why you ask?"

Twilight grew a devilish smile on her face. "Cause we're gonna need help capturing her, seeing how she can out smart me."

( Hours later )

After running for what seemed like forever, Amy finally began to see light at the end of the tunnel (Not that light) through the forest.She saw a clearing, picked up the pace and soon found herself in an open field of grass. “Wow! This place has a lovely country field view. Wish something like this was back at home…..home.” Amy was almost lost in thought until she heard a twig snapped. “Get your head out of the gutters Amy, you can mop about your dead family later. Right now you need to keep running from that crazy lavender alicorn princess.”

Just as Amy was about to head off to lord knows where. She accidently tripped over something that caused her to fall over. “Ow! Hey watch it pony, you stepped on my tail.” Said the tomboyish voice. Amy popped her head up and saw a cyan colored pegasus with rainbow color hair; and was wearing a white shirt & jeans with some holes in them. “Wait a minute.” The pegasus said as she looked Amy up and down. “You don’t look like a pony, you look like a hairless ape.”

“First of all I am not an ape. I’m a human being, and second it’s rude to call someone like that because of their appearance.”

“Hey I calls them as I see them. So anyway who the hay are you?”

“Amy Anderson the Third, and you are?”

“Rainbow Dash, fastest flyer in all of Equestria.”

“Great a pony who thinks she all that.” Amy rolled her eyes at that and started to walk off. “Well nice meeting you Rainbow Dash, but I’m gonna go now.”

“Yeah see yeah…..wait a minute did you say you were human?”

Amy stopped after hearing Rainbow Dash asked her that question. “Yes.”

"You can use fire magic right?"

“.......Yes.”

“........WAIT A MINUTE! YOU’RE THAT ALIEN TWILIGHT WAS TALKING ABOUT IN THE LETTER SHE SENT ME AREN’T YOU!?”

“AW! Fuck me sideways…..wait letter?” Amy turned around to see the pegasus standing a few inches near her. “Wait what letter?”

“This here letter from my friend Twilight telling me." She said pulling the letter from her pocket. " A human wearing a white trench coat, long red hair, a black shirt that matches the same color as it's pants, her left arm had black leather bandages with a gold wrist bracelet and a black glove. She's also carrying a sword with color of a phoenix but parts of it was black as the same color of black smoke." As she finished reading it she put it back into her pocket. "You might of heard....of....her? HEY DON’T YOU BUCKING DARE RUN AWAY FROM ME!" She yelled as she started to run off after Amy.

Amy saw her chance to run away when Rainbow Dash was reading the little letter she got from Twilight. But as if the universe loved to screw around with her life, Rainbow Dash appeared right in front of her as she slammed a hoof right into Amy’s stomach. Knocking her onto the ground on her back.

“That will make you think twice when you try to run away from me, Rainbow Dash, the fastest flyer in all of Equestria!” She said, as she cracked her knuckles.

"Yep I pissed her off, quick think of something stupid." An idea popped in her head, as she quickly got up and jolted towards with her sword in hand. Rainbow Dash saw this and moved to the left only for Amy to throw a fireball at the pegasus face. “Yes! Headshot!”

*Congratulations! You unlock one of Elesis abilities FIREWORKS!!*

“Hell yeah!.....Wait who said that?”

*No one, now get back to the story.*

“GAH!” Yelled Rainbow Dash, as she fell on her back after getting hit with a ball of fire. At first it didn’t do anything as she pulled herself up slightly from the ground, but then she felt a burning sensation on her head. She looked up and saw that her mane was on fire. “AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH! MY MANES ON FIRE! MY MANES ON FIRE! SOMEPONY HELP!” She screams as she started to stop, drop, and roll to get the fire off of herself.

“Crap not good.” Amy pulled up her bag to see if she had anything to put the fire out. To her surprise she found a balloon filled with water. “Not even going to ask, but fuck it.” Amy threw the balloon at the cyan pegasus as the fire died out. Rainbow Dash stopped rolling on the ground and looked up at the human with anger in her eyes.

“Um…….would it help if I say that I was sorry about that?” Rainbow Dash didn’t say anything, but flew up into the air through the cloudy sky. A few minutes later the cyan pegasus came flying down towards Amy like a plane dropping a nuke. “Oh fuck me sideways!”

"TEAM ROCKET BLASTING OFF AGAIN!!!!” Amy was sent fly off into the distance after getting hit by the rainbow nuke, caused by Rainbow Dash.

"TASTE THE RAINBOW MOTHER BUCKER! NO PONY MAKES A FOOL OUT OF-." Just then the sudden realization hit her like a ton of bricks. "Oh crap! I was suppose to capture the human, and bring her to Twilight’s house......Twilight is not going to like this."

(Elsewhere)

“Spike come on, we have to meet up with the others if we’re going to get Amy.” Twilight said as she pulled Spike by his arm.

“Do we have to go after her? Can’t we just let Rainbow Dash or somepony else to get her?”

“This human can use magic Spike. They’ll need my help if she uses her fire magic on one of the girls.”

“I still say we should get somepony else to capture her. Why not Celestia, she can do anything. Maybe she can help capture her?”

“We’ll save that as a last resort. Now come on, we have hurry before she get’s away.”

“Oh come on it’s not like she can fly or anything-.” Spike was cut off mid sentence as he and Twilight heard a loud scream coming from the sky. As they look up they saw Amy flying into the air, and heading towards Ponyville.

“AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH SOMEONE HELP ME?! I DON’T KNOW HOW TO FLY!!!!!!!”

“I get the feel Rainbow Dash has something to do with this.”

“Let’s just go after her and make sure she’s not dead when she crashes into something.” Twilight said as she and Spike ran towards Ponyville.

Author's Note

Next Chapter: Burning Passion for Fashion

Chapter 3: Burning Passion for Fashion

Chapter 3: Burning Passion for Fashion

“No, no, no, no, no, no, NO!” Rarity yelled as she threw sheets of paper into the air. “All these designs are too plain and have no style.”

“I don’t know Rarity. I think these designs are pretty neat.” Sweetie Belle said as she looks over the scattered paper on the floor.

“Thanks for the your comment Sweetie Belle, but all these design are just awful.” The fashion diva said as she slammed her face onto the desk she was sitting at. “I need some kind of idea for a new fashion design. Something bold, daring, amazing! Something that says ‘I’m a tough independent mare who won’t take orders from anypony.’ I need-.”

*CRASH!!!!*

Rarity was cut off as something crashed in from the roof, and landed onto her bed. “What in the name of Celestia was that?!” She asked as Sweetie Belle ran behind her.

“Ow! Son of a bitch that hurts! How the hell do I not have any broken bones from that fall?!” Amy said as she pulled herself up from the destroyed bed. “Guess whoever this bed belong to broke the fall.”

“Excuse me!” Rarity yelled as she glared at the Blazing Heart. “Just who in the name of Celestia are you, and-.” The fashion diva’s eyes widen as she looked at Amy’s outfit. “And just where did you get that outfit?” She asked as she rushed up towards the human, and pulled on her coat. “The texture, the color pattern, the well stitched stitches. Who’s the pony that made this outfit for you?”

“Um...I bought it from a store back in Washington DC….If you don’t mind me asking, just who are you random white unicorn lady?”

“Oh where are my manners. My name is Rarity, owner of Carousel Boutique where everything is neat, unique, and magnifique.” She said only for a piece of destroyed roof to fall a few inches next to her.

“Well you got the unique part down….who’s the little kid hiding behind you?” Amy asked, pointing a finger at the teen pony.

“Oh her? That my little sister, Sweetie Belle.” Rarity answered as she motion her little sister to move. “Sweetie Belle, it’s rude to just stare. Go ahead and introduce yourself.”

“Um...h-hi.” Sweetie Belle said sheepishly while blushing. “I really like your mane.”

“Mane?”

“Your hair darling, it’s what ponies refer to. But I’m curious though, what happen to your fur and tail? So far you only have your mane.”

“Better not tell her I’m a human, otherwise she might tell one of the locals about me. Or worse she might even tell that crazy princess or that rainbow pegasus.” Amy thought as she scratched her head. “Um, I have a rare skin condition. I never had fur on me the moment I was born.”

“Oh my Celestia! Sorry I asked you that question. Nopony should ever have something like that. It’s like a fate worse than death!”

“I don’t know whether I should take offense to that?” Amy shook her head as she moved passed Rarity and Sweetie Belle. “Well it’s nice to meet you two, but I should get going.”

“W-Wait, you can’t leave!” Rarity yelled as she moved in front of the door that Amy was heading towards. “Especially when you ruined my roof, along with my bed.”

“Well it’s not like I can pay you back anytime soon. And it’s not like I did it on purpose. I got thrown across the air by a potion that I was trying to make.”

“Whether it was on purpose or accident, you still have to pay for the damage done to my home.” Rarity said as she crossed her arms. “If you can’t pay me now, then you’ll have to work it off.”

“You can’t be serious?”

“Do I look like the mare that takes things serious?”

“...Dammit, fine. What do you want me to do in order to for my debt to be paid off?” Amy asked as she placed her hands in her coat pockets. “Not like I have a choice in the matter.”

“Well… I believe there is two options. But, for me to decide… What sort of skills do you have?” Rarity asked.

“Mechanical engineering, I was going to college to become master engineer, but things kinda got out of hand.”

“Oh… Well, that might come in handy… You see, I’m a seamstress by trade and recently, two of my sewing machines recently just stopped working, forcing me to have to complete my commissions by hand. Doing so though takes much longer than if I were to use my sewing machine and I personally dread making my customers wait. You can start paying off your debt by fixing the machines. Afterwards… well, we’ll see where we are by then.”

“Alright, this should be a problem. Just show me to there the machines are, and I’ll fix them.”

“Certainly… Sweetie Belle, can you direct Ms..um.”

“My name is Amy, Amy Anderson the Third.”

“RIght, sorry about that. Sweetie Belle, can you direct Ms. Amy to the fabric room? Afterwards, you can go play with your friends.”

“Yes Rarity!”

“Okay, lead the way Sweetie Belle.” Amy said as she followed the teen filly upstairs to the sewing machines. “So are these the machines that Rarity wanted me to fix?”

“Yeah, judging from the looks of things, some of the fabric she was using for making Twilight’s Gala dress got caught and tangled up again. I keep on telling her to take her time with her work, but she insists that the sooner she’s done, the better.” She replied, looking back at Amy. Whose eye was twitching. “Are you okay?”

“Y-You know Twilight, as in Princess Twilight Sparkle?”

“Yeah. Personally though, she’s more of my sister’s friend. Sometimes when she’s desperately trying to solve for answers to any questions she has, she goes to extreme measures.” Sweetie Belle sighed. “Why? Did you encounter her when she was in one of those thinking sprees of hers?”

“You could say that...in some ways.” Amy answered as she scratched her neck. “Let’s just say I prefer not to see her anytime soon.”

“Well, if worse comes to worse… I can help you get out of here if anything crops up.” The Teen Filly told her. “Now, we should start working on these before Rarity thinks we’re not doing anything.”

“Fair enough.” She said as she cracked her knuckles. “Let’s get started.” It didn’t take long for the Blazing Heart to find the source of the problem. As they opened up the machines, they found a series of seams entangled within the inner workings of the first machine. As for the second one, it turns out that what was entangled this time appeared to resemble Silk and Linen. Something you wouldn’t normally see on ordinary clothes. “Geez! What the hell did she do to these guys?”

“Well, the first one looks to be from fixing Twilight’s dress to accommodate for her wings… the other one… looks a lot like Rarity’s night gown and… something from her underwear drawer.”

“Seriously? Dammit, this is going to be a hell of a problem trying to fix.”

“Can’t we just take a scissors and cut it? I would’ve suggested a match, but that accidently caused a forest fire when I was on a camping trip with my friends.” The Unicorn said to her.

“Hm...that might work actually.” Amy pointed a finger the sewing machine as a spark of fire appeared on her finger. “Hope I don’t accidentally burn the place down.” She said as she burned away the fabric from both sewing machines. “Hey it worked.”

“Cool! How did you do that?”

“Just a snap of a finger kid, but it works if you concentrate you magic to one point to you body. Mainly your finger tip.”

“Sweet.” Turning around, she looked outside and soon, her ears fell down. “Uh oh…”

“What seems to be the problem?” Amy asked, only for her question to be answered when she looked out the window. “Oh shit.” Standing outside the window was Twilight and Spike talking with Rarity. “This does not look good.” She said as she notice Spike looking at her, and motioned Twilight to look up. “Shit cakes! I’m screwed!”

“I can get you out.” Sweetie Belle said as she walked out the room. “Follow me, quickly.”

“Not to be rude, but how are you going to get me out of here? I can’t go through the front seeing how they’re waiting for me, nor can I go out the back seeing how they might have some kind of trap waiting for me.”

“True, but what my sister doesn’t know is that I have a secret tunnel that leads out into Ponyville.”

“Wait, really? When did you have the time to make something like that?”

“Me and my friends were trying to get our cutie marks in tunnel making.”

“Cutie marks?”

“It’s something that a pony get’s when he or she find their special talent. You’re a pony aren’t you? It’s pretty much basic knowledge.”

“Uuuuuhhhhhhhhh.”

“You’re not a pony aren’t you?”

“What gave it away? Was it that fact that I didn’t have any fur or a tail?”

“More likely the fact that you don’t talk like everypony else does,” Sweetie Belle sighed, opening a hatch underneath the floorboards she was standing on. “Just slide in, you should be fine from here.”

“Thanks, I owe you one kid.” Amy said as she hopped down into the tunnel. “If I see you again, I’ll repay the kindness you just gave me!” As she fell into the tunnel, a book from inside her bag happened to slip out and land by Sweetie Belle hooves. Curious, she picked it up and read the cover.

“Tome of Elemental Mastery?” She said to herself. “Hey, maybe I can get my cutie mark in elemental magic and do cool things like Amy.” With it, she opened the book and began to turn through the pages as the magic from the book surged around her. Then, a knock on the door went off, catching her attention.

“Sweetie Belle? Is Amy in there? There’s somepony here that wants to see her…”

“Uhh…” The Teen Filly stuttered, “Amy ran out the window the moment she saw Twilight. She thought that she and Spike were stalking her.”

“What did I tell you Twilight!? I was right!!” The dragon from downstairs cried out.

“Spike, this is scientific research-.”

“The jury says otherwise!”

“Look mister negative nancy, all I want to know is how Amy is able to use magic without the use of mana. Now if you’re not going to help then you can leave me and Rarity in the search for her.”

“I would prefer that. You had me running all over Ponyville so much, I think I pulled a muscle in my legs.” The Dragon retorted, flinching a little at the stiffness in his legs. “Plus, you’re assuming that Rarity is going to help you.”

“Yes dear. I would love to help, but now that Amy was able to fix my sewing machines, I can finally get back to work on the suit that Fancy Pants wanted me to fix last time I was in Canterlot.” The unicorn corrected her.

“But Rarity, think about all the stuff we can learn from her. You might be able to get some fashion ideas from her if we can get her.”

“Twilight, you’re doing it again. The last time you acted like this was when you tried to figure out Pinkie Pie’s Pinkie Sense.”

“But this is different, we have an alien from another world that can use magic like a unicorn can. Think of the knowledge we can learn from her. Can you imagine that there are beings from another world?” Twilight’s eyes started to sparkle at the thought of it.

“Twilight, you’re forgetting about Sunset.” Spike deadpanned, groaning a little. “Plus, the last time you acted like this, Princess Celestia had to show up because you went too crazy. Please don’t have me call her again…”

“Oh you better not Spike,” Twilight said as she walked over to Spike and whispered. “Because if you do, I’ll tell Rarity about your little doll plushie you have of her.”

“Actually, I already know about that Twilight.” The Unicorn told her. “I was the one who gave him that plushie.”

“You’re out of ammunition now, Twilight.” Spike told her.

“Oh yeah well…” Twilight said nothing as her horn started to glow. In a flash of light, Twilight teleported out of the room they were in and flew off to find Amy.

“.....I get the feeling this won’t end well for them.” Rarity said.

“Which one, Twilight or Amy? Because my bits are on Twilight.”

“Both actually.” She said as she notice Rainbow Dash outside. “Is that Rainbow Dash? What in the name of Celestia happen to her mane?!”

“Don’t… ask… It happened while trying to get Amy… did she crash into the boutique?”

“You could say that yes, I’m surprise she survived the fall.”

“Well, it’s not really her fault… Rainbow was the one who sent her flying in the first place.”

“YOU WERE THE ONE RESPONSIBLE FOR WRECKING MY HOUSE?!”

Author's Note

Next Chapter: A gentle flame

Chapter 4: Gentle Flame

Chapter 4: A Gentle Flame

Moments later after escaping through the makeshift tunnel made by Sweetie Belle. Amy finds herself reaching the other end of the tunnel. “Finally, I didn’t think that tunnel would ever end.” She said as she climbed out. “I have to give her credit to her friends, they make on impressive tunnel escape route but they really need to get the tunnels system fix. Now then...where the hell am I now?” As she survey the area, Amy spotted what it looked like to be a cottage sitting on top of a small hill.

“Well that’s something you don’t see everyday. I wonder who lives there?” She wondered as she walked to the house and knocked on the door. “Maybe whoever’s inside can give me directions on how to get home?”

“Just a minute.” said the pony in the house. “Just let me get something decent on.” She said as she finally opens the door. “Oh, hello. Can I help you?”

“Hi my name is Amy, and I was wondering if you can give me directions.”

“Where do you need to go?”

“I’m trying to get back home to America.”

“What’s America?”

“You know the land of the free, the USA, United States of America? Don’t you have a map or something so that I can show you what I mean?”

“Um...why don’t you come in and explain to me what happen.” Fluttershy said as she lead Amy into her cottage. “My name is Fluttershy, what’s your name if you don’t mind me asking?”

“Amy Anderson the Third, and you wouldn’t believe the stuff I been through during the past few hours.”

(Castle of the royal sisters)

“Are you sure this creature will be able to help in?” Nightmare Moon asked.

“From what we can tell, the elements of harmony are having a hard time trying to capture her.” said a bat pony.

“And from what intell we got, it looked like that creatures knows how to use magic without the use of a horn.”

“Hm….interesting.” Nightmare Moon said as she stood up from her throne. “Have the soldier prepare themselves, we’re going to Ponyville to find this creature and force it to tell us the secrets of her magic.”

“At once my princess.”

“Hehehe. Soon Princess Celestia and Luna, you’ll rue the day for denying me and my kingdom of everlasting night.”

(Fluttershy’s Cottage)

“And that’s pretty much it in a nutshell.” Amy said as she took a sip from her tea.

“Goodness you been through alot.” Fluttershy said as she took a seat next to Amy. “I hope you’re not hurt or anything.”

“Surprisingly I’m surprised that I haven’t gotten a scratch on me from falling through Rarity’s roof. Guess I got lucky that nothing really bad happen to me huh?”

“If you don’t mind me asking, but what are you? I don’t mean to be rude or anything, but from what Twilight told me from her visit to the mirror world. Humans can’t use magic”

“Well I don’t know anything about this mirror world, but from where I come from humans can do certain magic.”

“Do all humans have the same ability to summon fire from their hands?”

“Only a rare few can.” Amy said as she small flame appeared on her finger tip. “I’m one of those who can do that.”

“Oh my, that’s impressive.”

“Eh, it nothing really-.” Before she could say anything else, there a knock at Fluttershy’s door followed by a tomboyish voice. “Oh crap.”

“W-what’s wrong? It’s just a knock on the door.”

“It’s the pony that’s behind the door that I’m more scared of. Not to mention that crazy alicorn is still after me.” Amy said as she ran over to the window. “Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ll be running now.”

“B-but you just got here!” The pegasus stammered. “Aren’t you just overthinking this?”

“Fluttershy, open up! I need you to help me find Amy so I can punch her in the face!”

“You were saying?”

“Rainbow, that’s not nice!!” the pegasus shot back. “What did she do to you that was wrong!?”

“She set my mane on fire!....Wait she’s inside your house isn’t she?”

“Umm… No…” The Pegasus tried telling her

“You don’t sound like you’re telling the truth.”

“Come on… who do you take me for… come on… Amy, run for your life. I’ll hold her off.” She said the last part in a silent whisper.

“Thanks I owe you one.” Amy whispered back as she made her escape through the window. “So long you rainbow color bimbo!”

“GET BACK HERE, RED HEAD!!” Rainbow Dash yelled as she flew around Fluttershy’s cottage, and flew after Amy. It didn’t take long for Amy to lose the pegasus as she hid herself in a log by the riverbed, completely avoiding the pegasus. However, the only problem with that… was she was stuck in the log as it began to tumble down the dirt path.

“Aw crap…” She said as she felt herself log roll down a hill. “Oh god, it’s middle school all over again. Only this time it’s with a log, not a trash can!” During Amy’s tumble down hill, she notice that she was rolling down into Ponyville. Mostly because she could see a few colorful building, and Rarity’s home being on the verge of repair. “Ugh, I think I’m going to be sick.”

(Sugarcube Corner)

“What’s that noise? Oh! That right I need to get up and help the cakes today!” said Pinkie Pie as she pulls herself out of bed. “Better change out of my night clothes if I’m going to start cooking.” With a snap of her fingers, Pinkie Pie was now wear light blue overalls and yellow and blue stripe shirt. “There we go now let’s get this day going P-.”

*CRASH!!!*

“What was that?! I didn’t plan on meeting somepony who crashed into Sugarcube corner today?” The party pony rushed down stairs to see where the noise came from. Only to see the front room of sugarcube corner wrecked by a log.

“Huh, that's strange.” said Pinkie as she goes up to the Log and gave it a kick.

“Ow! Who the hell just kicked me?!” Amy asked as she tries to move her body out of the log. “Whoever is out there, can you help me out please?”

“Oh! sorry didn’t know somepony was in there. Be right back, don’t go anywhere!”

“Like I don’t have a choice.” Amy said only to hear a revving noise from a chainsaw.

“I’ll have you out in no time!” yelled Pinkie as she gets to work at freeing Amy.

“Wait what hell do you think you’re doing?!” Amy yelled as she saw the chainsaw’s blade appear in front of her face. The Blazing Heart screamed in fear as the chainsaw was pulled away, only to return from behind..

“And done!” cheered Pinkie as the log splits open with a unharmed Amy inside.

“What kind of person uses a chainsaw to get someone out?!”

“Well duh, if I used a normal saw we’d be here all night.” replayed Pinkie as she put the chainsaw away. “This way's faster.”

“......Fair point.” Amy said as she brushed herself off. “So care to tell who you are?”

“Oh right, I’m Pinkie Pie it nice to meet you. Oh my gosh I need to throw you a party! What your name?”

“Um…..Amy Anderson the Third.”

“Okay Amy, I need you to go outside and I’ll come get you when the party ready okay.” said Pinkie as she tried to push Amy outside.

“Normally I would do that, but I can’t at the moment.”

“Oh come on you get to make lot of new friends if you do.” Said Pinkie as she starts to push Amy out the doors.

“No seriously, I really can’t wait outside at the moment.”

“Come on it’ll be fine!” Pinkie said with a smile as she pushed Amy outside the doors. “I’ll get you when the party ready!” She said as she shuts the doors and locks them.

“Dammit! I gotta hide before that rainbow colored bimbo finds me-.”

“There you’re! Stop right there alien!” yelled Rainbow Dash as she fly at Amy.

“Oh son of a bitch!” Amy said as she moved out of the way of the oncoming pegasus. “Will you fuck off already?!”

“Never!” yelled Dash as she charge at Amy again. “You’re gonna pay for setting me on fire you jerk!”

“Geez, talk about holding a grudge.” As the pegasus charge at her again. Amy once again moved to the left, barely dodging Rainbow Dash.

“Stop doing that!” yelled Rainbow Dash as she tried to go after Amy again. Only for her dodge her again.

“You’re really easy to read Rainbow Crash.”

“I’ll get you this time!”

“Nope.” The Blazing Heart grabbed a tree branch as she pulled behind the tree. “I really hope this works.” She said as she let go of the branch and hit Rainbow Dash in the face. Causing her to fly off into another tree behind a house. “Yes! It worked!”

“What worked?” asked Pinkie Pie appearing behind Amy.

“Um….nothing….so how’s the party going?”

“Almost ready I just need your help testing something out for me.” said Pinkie as she lead Amy back to sugarcube corner.

“What do you need help with?”

“Just to test the Party Cannon 400. For some reason it’s been acting up for some reason, and I can’t seem to fix it.”

“Oh, well I’m sure I can fix it. You got a tool kit right?”

“Yep, it’s in there.” Pinkie Pie said pointing to the inside of the cannon.

“I have to ask, but why do you have a party cannon….especially one the size of a king size bed?”

“Well how else am I going to get the party ready on time.”

“......You know what, I’m not even gonna question that logic.” Amy said as she grabbed the tool kit beside the cannon. “Do you have a ladder or something for me to get inside it?”

“Here you go.” said Pinkie as she hands Amy the ladder.

“Thanks.” with that Amy climbed into the cannon as she begun to fixing it from the inside. “Damn girl, you really did a number on baby. I mean really why would you put bubblegum in here?”

“I was trying to test something out, but it didn’t work.”

“I can see why it didn’t work. Bubblegum mix with heat do not go together, especially seeing how this kind of cannon uses a combination of gears and kinetic energy.” Amy said as she smoke started come out of the cannon’s opening. “Okay that should do.” she said as she poked her head out of the cannon. “Give it a try.”

“Okie dokie lokie.” Pinkie Pie said as she pulled the string connected to the cannon.

“Just let me get out of this before you do that-.” Amy didn’t have time to finish her own sentence, as she was sent flying off through Sugarcube corner.

“Hey! it worked! You’re really good at fixing stuff Amy…...Amy?” Pinkie Pie peaked her head around the cannon to see where Amy was, only to see a human shape hole in the wall. “Oops….maybe I should’ve waited until she gotten out of the party cannon before firing it? Oh well I’m sure she fine.” She said with a smile as she walks off into the kitchen. “I’ll just have to make her an ‘I’m sorry I blew you out of a cannon party’ after the ‘welcome to ponyville ms alien party.’”

(Outside)

“She couldn’t have gotten far.” Twilight said as she looked around for the human.

“I still don’t see why you just can’t leave her alone Twilight?” said Spike as he followed the crazy alicorn princess

“Like I said before, she could be the link between humans and magic. Name one human you know that can use magic like that Spike?”

“Hmmm, wasn’t there a book on one human who could use magic?”

“No because humans can’t use magic. Plus we don’t have a book like that. Now keep looking for Amy Spi-.” just as she was about to finish, both her and Spike heard a loud high pitched scream in the air. “What was that?”

“Sounds like Amy, only she’s screaming?” said Spike as he looks up to see Amy flying across Ponyville, and heading towards Sweet Apple Acres. “Never mind it is Amy.”

“Where?!” Twilight said as she ran up towards the dragon. “Where did she go?!”

“......She was heading towards the school.” He said as Twilight rushed off towards Ms. Cherrliee’s schoolhouse. “You really owe me for this human.”

Author's Note

Next Chapter: Wildfire!!!

Chapter 5: Wildfire!!!

Chapter 5: Wildfire!!!

"Wow I'm starting to see how team rocket feels when they get blasted off into the air." Said Amy still flying through the sky.

Where we last left Amy, she was sent flying after almost/accidentally setting Rainbow Dash on fire. During her midair flying through the clouds she notice by what she could tell was a farm.

“Wait this place has an apple farm? Dang you rarely see them around on earth. I wonder if I can get some apples before that crazy princess gets a search party going to find me?” She thought, but was quickly brought out of her train of thought as she felt herself descending towards the farm. “Oh fuck you lady luck!”

Inside the house was a orange color earth pony with golden yellow hair. She was inside getting dressed after reading a letter from a certain lavender Alicorn. “So twilight is trying to find this alien that crashed landed on our home huh?” She said as her put on her usual plaid red shirt and blue jeans. “Might as well see if I can help the poor fella out seeing how Twilight might do something…..deadly to the alien.” Just as she was about to grab her hat, she heard a loud voice coming from outside.

Applejack was curious about the and decided to look outside her window. “LOOK OUT! FLYING HUMAN COMING THROUGH!” But it was too late for the country pony to move out of the way. Amy collided with Applejack’s face.

*CRASH*

“Ugh….how the hell can my body take this much abuse?” Amy thought, as she tried to regain consciousness from her sudden crash. As she did she felt some press against her lips, and the odd smell of what she could tell was freshly cut apples. “Huh? I don’t remember the ground to smell or taste like apples, nor does it feels warm and soft…..wait a minute!” With that Amy open her eyes to see that she was laying on top of a orange earth pony with golden yellow hair, who was staring at her while blushing due to the fact that they were kissing.

“F…...M…….L.” Amy pulled herself off the earth pony, and backed away with her face burning bright red from what just happen. “Oh crap you just kissed a pony from another world…..well it wasn’t that bad, but something tells me she’s going to kick your ass for doing that! Quick think of something stupid.” Her brain said as Amy was trying to figure out what to say.

“Um….hi?”

“Oh you suck when it come to stuff like this!”

“You must be that alien Amy right?” Asked Applejack.

“Yes….how did you know?”

Applejack showed Amy the letter that she got from Twilight which described who and what she looks like. “Not that hard to find somepony when they look like a hairless pony.”

“Oh…..right…..you do have a point there. So are gonna try and turn me in to Twilight or what?”

“Judging by how you look a little beat up, I think I’ll keep you hidden here until I get Twilight to calm down a bit before I let her see you.”

“Oh thank god.” Amy said as she sighed with relief.

“Mind telling what happen?”

“Might as well seeing how you’re not trying to capture me and stuff.” Amy took a deep breath and started telling Applejack about what had happen to her in the past few hours or so.

(Thirty-minutes later)

“And that’s how I ended up here. Any questions?” Amy asked as she looked at Applejack, who was trying not to laugh at what happen to her with Rainbow Dash. “*Sigh* Go ahead and laugh.”

"BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Tears started to form around Applejack’s face. “I...I’m really am sorry...it’s just after hearing your story….I just couldn’t help but laugh.” brushing away the tears from off her face, Applejack recovered from her laughing fit.

“It come to no surprise that something like that would happen to you when you run into Rainbow Dash.”

“I take it this wouldn’t be the only time something like this happen?”

“Unless you’re a stalker that follows her around and stuff, then yeah this wouldn’t be the only time she done something like that.”

“Well it’s a good thing I’m not then huh?” Amy pulled herself up from the floor of Applejack’s room. “So do you have anything to eat?”

“Depends, what do you eat?”

“Humans are omnivores, so we can eat certain plants, fruits, and meat.”

“Really now? So you’re just like a griffon only you can eat vegetables.”

“I don’t know what a griffon is, but yeah pretty much.”

“Well then I hope you in the mood for some homemade country cooking Apple family style?”

Time seemed to past during Amy and Applejack’s time together. During their alone time Amy told AJ about herself and her planet, and in return Applejack told her everything about herself and her planet. What got Applejack interested was the part about the farming on her planet and how they use machines to help them collect the food. This went on for about two hours until a letter appeared in front of Applejack.

“You got mail.”

Applejack grabbed the letter and started to read it, then turn to look at Amy with a panic expression on her face. “U-Uh I’m sorry for making this conversation short, but I need to head over to Ponyville.”

“How come?” Amy asked.

“Nightmare Moon is attacking Ponyville, and the girls need my help to stop her.” Applejack kicked the door to her house, and bolted towards town without a second thought.

“H-HEY! WAIT! WHAT ABOUT YOU TRYING TO HELP ME HIDE!?” With that Amy was left alone in the country mares home. “Dammit.”

Amy looked out through the window of the house to see part of the town covered in a midnight color smog like flame. This pretty much got her in a pickle; she could help Applejack and her friends from this Nightmare Moon villain whoever the hell that was and save thousands of lives in the process. On the other hand they might think of her as threat and chase her out of town, not to mention that Twilight was still looking for her. “Ugh…..Dammit why do I have to play the hero whenever I see someone in trouble?” Amy was about to bolt off towards town, until she saw something that caught her attention.

“Wait is that a homemade catapult?” She asked as she examine the device. This gave the blazing heart an idea on a quicker way to get to Ponyville. “Welp if it worked on TV it should work in real life right?” Amy hopped onto the catapult, hit the device to make it launch, and sent herself flying towards town.

(Ponyville)

Ponyville was in shambles. Some the houses were either wrecked or halfway burned to the ground. So far the only building that was still standing was Town Hall; where the ponies of Ponyville were hiding in. Standing in front of the entrance were six ponies who were worn out and tired, an army of worshiping cultist and Nightmare Moon.

“Is that the best your so called friendship can do? Honestly I was hoping for a decent fight.”

“We’re just getting started you jerk!” Yelled Rainbow Dash trying to act tough.

“Sure you are.” Nightmare Moon’s horn started to glow, as she shot a magical beam of magic at Rainbow Dash causing her to be sent flying into Town Halls wall. “Guess you were all talk and no bark.”

Nightmare Moon walked towards the injured Alicorn as she lifted her by the throat. “Now then Twilight Sparkle. As I was saying you and your friends will submit to me and serve me until for the rest of your pathetic lives.” She said as her hand was engulfed in a dark flames. “If you don’t submit….well let’s just say the ponies inside that building will suffer because of you.”

“T-This is bad!” Twilight thought. “Without the elements of harmony we don’t stand a chance against her, and even with if we had them we won’t last long against her army.” Trying to ignore the pain from her throat. Twilight tried to think of a plan to save her, her friends, and the ponies in Ponyville. But was interrupted by Nightmare Moon squeezing her throat. “Please let the letter that Spike sent make it in time to Celestia.”

“I will ask again. Will you submit to-.”

*CRASH!!!*

All heads turn to where the loud crashing sound came from. “Ow….Dammit! That wasn’t a well thought out plan.” Said a familiar voice coming from under the pile of broken wood. Nightmare moon dropped Twilight, and ordered five of her soldiers to check out what crashed landed next to them. As the wood started to shake a little, the soldiers drew closer until.

*BOOM!!!*

Smoke formed from where Amy landed. Out of the smoke; five pieces of wood shot out and shot down five of the soldiers. A huge splat like sound was made when the bodies of the soldiers hit the ground. The smoke started to clear revealing Amy standing with her claymore in hand. Fluttershy’s face turned green at the sight of the dead ponies, while the others looked in shock. Well except for Pinkie Pie who was cheer for the human. Some of the ponies from inside were peeking out the open windows to see what was going on.

“Who in the wide world of Equestria are you?” Asked Nightmare Moon.

“Oh me?” Amy replied as she brushed off some of the dirt off of her. “The names Amy Anderson. Who the hell are you bitch?”

“I am Nightmare Moon, soon to be ruler of Equestria.”

“.......hehe.”

“What’s so funny creature?”

“Oh nothing…...hehe.”

“What is it that’s making you smirk like that? Answer me before I kill you!”

“It’s nothing really...just that you have to be the biggest idiot to think you can rule the world.”

“.......I am really tempted on killing you, but seeing how I’m in a good mood I’ll let you live under one condition.”

“And what would that be?”

“Beg for forgiveness and be my servant. Once I rule this land and it’s ponies you’ll need a master that can lead and guide you to a better future.”

“And if I don’t?”

“Then I’ll kill you along with these six ponies.”

“Great a dumbass and a evil dictator.” Amy thought sarcastically. “Join Nightmare Moon in taking over Equestria or fight her and die…...Nice going Amy. You picked the one day to be the hero.”

“Okay Nightmare Moon I made my choice.”

“And what is you d-.” Before Nightmare Moon could finish, Amy fired two fireworks at the nearest soldier. Killing him instantly.

“You and your soldiers are gonna die here.”

“HOW DARE YOU INSULT ME BY ATTACK MY SOLDIER LIKE THAT YOU MONGREL! YOU JUST SEALED YOUR FATE ALONG WITH EVERYPONY IN THIS VILLAGE!”

“I’m pretty sure you would’ve killed us even if we did join your side.”

“WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DEFYING ME, NIGHTMARE MOON!?”

Amy simply laughed. “Well seeing how I’m the new hero in this town, I might as well tell you.”

“Ahem!”

“I am the flames that burns through the veil of darkness!” Flames started to form around herself. “The light that will destroy those who wish to do harm to the innocent!” The soldiers started to back away a little as the flames started to expand itself. “I am the hero that will protect this land from your evil rane of terror! I AM AMY ANDERSON, THE BURNING RANGER!!!”

“Who the hell do you think I am!?”

Author's Note

Next Chapter: Just do it! Just Burning Ranger!

Chapter 7: We are Burning Rangers!

Chapter 7: We are Burning Rangers Go!

(Town Hall)

I have admit, whatever that blue stuff was that creature had really patched us up real well.” Applejack said as she cracked her shoulder. “I feel like I can buck two-hundred apple trees in an hour or less.”

“Maybe we can ask her how she made it?” Sweetie Belle asked while trying to escape from Rarity’s grip around her clothing. “How long are you going to keep looking at my clothing Rarity?”

“Until I can figure out how to make one similar or even better.”

“But shouldn’t we be trying to help Amy? I mean she might be in trouble?”

“Hey if the alien said she got it handle, then she got it handled.” said Rainbow Dash as she flexed her wings. “Besides, what’s the worse that can happen?”

*CRASH*

“You mean like that?”

A huge cloud of smoke appeared in front of town hall where everypony were left. In the smoke was a beaten and blood covered Amy on the ground. “Dammit….*Cough! Cough!*....Have to admit she’s good.” Amy pulled herself up from the ground. “Guess I have to kick it up to high gear then.”

Nightmare Moon appeared in front of Amy looking over the damage she did to her. “You’re a lot stronger than I expected. Normal ponies would of died from this kind of abuse you’re getting.”

“Yeah well I’m not now am I Moonbutt?”

“True, but I’m starting to find you very annoying.” Nightmare Moon cracked her own neck as she pointed her scythe at Amy. “Your mistake was that you think you could win against me.”

“I Still can ugly. Just need to catch my breath.”

“.....You’re not the brightest creature are you?”

“This coming from the dumbass who just lost her army against a teenager.”

“.............” Nightmare Moon didn’t say anything. The only thing she did was shoot a magical beam of magic at Amy’s right leg.

Sheering pain shot throughout Amy’s leg as she fell to the ground holding her leg in pain. “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH! YOU SHOT MY LEG! I ONLY GOT TWO OF THOSE YOU BITCH!” Looking up Amy could see Nightmare Moon’s horn glowing.

“And now you only have one, any last words before I send you to your maker?” Amy shifted her gaze to the right to see a charging orange country pony heading towards Nightmare Moon.

“Yeah just one.” Amy had a cocky grin on her face. “Ever been bucked in the face by a country pony before?”

“What are you talking abou-.” Before Nightmare Moon could finish, a orange hoof came out of nowhere and sent the nightmarish pony flying into an abandoned house.

“Take that you no good varmint!” Applejack said as she turn to help Amy. “You okay sugarcube?”

“Y-Yeah thanks for the assist, mind helping out seeing how I’m a little bit banged up?”

“Might as well seeing how your friend patched me up.”

Nightmare Moon broke out of the abandoned house with both a broken horn and broken insanity expression on her face. This caught the two off guard for a moment, mostly Amy because she seen this expression before when she pissed of her gym teacher.

“I WILL MOUNT YOUR HEAD WHERE MY HORN USED TO BE!”

“Hope you got a plan partner, because I pretty much don’t have one.”

“I have some tricks up my sleeves.”

Nightmare Moon started levitating debri around herself, and started to toss them at Amy and Applejack. Amy rolled to the right while Applejack rolled to the left avoiding the oncoming attack.

“Eat this “Sword of Red Lotus!!!” Amy yelled as she started to slice & dice pass Nightmare Moon every time she would try to hit Amy. During her assault Applejack did the same only with hard kicks to Nightmare Moon’s face and back. This went on for about a few minutes until Nightmare Moon was starting to become pissed at what they were doing.

“ENOUGH!!!” Nightmare Moon yelled as she let loose a shock wave of magical energy causing Amy and AJ to be pushed back. As they were being pushed back, Amy’s hand started to glow as she fire a rose like flame at Nightmare Moon.

“Scarlet Rose!!!” The rose shape symbol on Nightmare Moon’s chest started to glow, as an explosion appeared from off of her. Amy pulled her hand back causing Nightmare Moon to fly into the air. “AJ your turn!” Applejack nodded as she launched herself into the air. Aj’s hooves were engulfed in in a mysterious green aura as she delivered a powerful earth style kick to Nightmare Moon’s face. The kick made contact as it sent the Nightmarish pony towards the ground leaving a huge crater onto the ground

“Don’t mess with Ponyville’s strongest mare!” Applejack said as she landed next to Amy.

“Ha! Eat that jerk face!” said Amy doing a little victory dance for a few seconds, until Nightmare moon recovered from the sudden attack and fired a barrage of magic missiles at the two fighters. With quick reflex and dexterity the duo were able to avoid most of her attack. Well mostly Applejack, Amy on the other hand was pretty much parrying the shots.

“This is getting out of hand.” Amy said to herself. “If we don’t end this soon I’ll be dead by the end of the battle.” Amy looked at her injured leg as blood started to flow out of it. “I can feel myself getting light headed by the hour, and I bet she’ll take advantage of that.” Amy continue to parry away most of the beams, but some were either grazed her or hit her directly. “Come on Amy think of something that can take her out.” An idea popped into Amy’s head as she dodge roll over to a piece of earth sticking out from the ground that Applejack made. AJ followed along with Amy towards the spike pillar of earth.

“Got any ideas?” Asked Applejack.

“I have two moves that might be able to take her out.”

“What are they?”

“Infernal Blade and Ancient FIre.”

“Will one of those moves destroy the town?”

“Pretty much Ancient Fire would do that, but really either way you look at it this town is already damaged enough as it is.”

“Good point.”

This got the two thinking. Pro they would be able to take down Nightmare Moon, save Ponyville and it’s citizens. Con the town folks would get really pissed, be hunted by all as a wanted criminal, and that Twilight Sparkle would be chasing after her the next day.

“Mind if I hide out at your place until the heat dies down?” Asked Amy.

“I’m pretty sure we’re both gonna be hiding for a while after you use that Ancient Fire spell of yours sugarcube.”

“Point taken. Mind keeping her busy while I charge up for a bit?”

“How much time do you need?”

“A minute or two.”

“I’ll give you five.” Applejack bolted to the left while throwing rocks at Nightmare Moon’s head. “HEY BUBBLEBUTT! OVER HERE!” Nightmare Moon looked to her left to see Applejack shaking her flank at her “Bet you can’t hit me without you horn? *Smack Smack!* Nightmare’s face turn bright red with anger as she begun to fire magical beams of magic at the country pony. Applejack continued to dodge her attack until she notice Amy waving at her to try and kick Nightmare moon towards her. Applejack nodded as she began to rush towards Nightmare Moon while her hooves were covered in green aura. The moment she was close to her Applejack vanish from out of Nightmare Moon’s vision only for her to appear behind her and kick towards Amy.

“Feel the flames of hell! Ancient Fire!!!”

Amy summon a gigantic pillar of fire surrounding Nightmare Moon, town hall, and herself along with Applejack. After a few seconds the flames from the pillar died out revealing a burned Nightmare Moon, a still intact town hall covered in a magical barrier that Twilight made, the mane six shock minus Pinkie Pie who was eating a smore she made from Amy's flame, and a half burned down town.

"Huh.....guess that did it then huh?" She looked at Applejack who nodded, but was still in shock at how much damage the blazing heart caused.

I have a bad feeling that you’re in so much trouble with the Royal Guards Amy" Sweetie Bell said.

"Welp I think I won this fight? *Growl*” Amy's stomach began to growl from hunger. "Ooops guess I forgot to eat again." She looked at the pink mare. "Hey Pinkie!"

“Yes?”

“You wouldn’t happen to know how to make cherry chimichangas would you?”

“Oh I know how to make those. I can make you some if you like?”

“Sweet! Make it so pink one.” Pinkie Pie smiled at Amy’s request, but that smile faded when she saw a burned up figure behind Amy.

“LOOK OUT BEHIND YOU!!!” yelled Button Mash warning Amy about the pony behind her. But it was too late, before Applejack could react in time she was knocked back by one of Nightmare Moon’s attack. Amy turned around to see Applejack get hit, only to have Nightmare Moon’s scythe stabbing her through the lower part of her abdomen.

“Y-You think something like that would kill me!?”

“In honesty *Cough! Cough!* yeah I was hoping it would.” answered Amy as she tried to pull the blade from out of her. “Y-you could of at least buy me dinner before we…...had sex….M-Moonbutt.”

“STOP THAT YOU WORTHLESS WORM!” Nightmare Moon said as she removed the blade causing Amy to fall to the ground.

“Stop...what?”

“That! Mother of Celestia it’s like you’re picking stuff at random that comes to your head or worse a dictionary!”

“Or...I’m just being rhetorical.” Amy said with a innocent smile on her face. Nightmare Moon stomped on Amy’s wound after that remark. “OW! Fuck! Take a joke asshole!”

“And everything you say just really pisses me the buck off.” Nightmare Moon picked Amy up by the throat. “Now you tell me how you acquired this destructive magic or else.”

“Okay, okay I’ll tell you how I got them. All you have to do is go to the nearest pharmacy, pick yourself some viagra, and GO FUCK YOURSELF!”

“....Buck this I’ll get the answers after I torture that filly over there.” Nightmare Moon slammed Amy onto the ground, as she raised her scythe to deliver the killing blow. “NOW DIE!”

Time seemed to have stopped for Amy as she saw the blade coming down on her. “So….This is it then huh?” Amy saw her life flashed before her eyes. So far her life was crap during childhood, but for the most part of her life it was enjoyable to say the least. “Well at least I’ll join my family in great big cloud in the sky….I think?” Amy closed her eyes waiting for her end, that is until she heard a sound of lasers being fired. To everypony’s surprise including Amy, they saw two holes appearing out of Nightmare Moon’s body, one on her head and the other on her chest.

“I don’t know who the hell you are and frankly I don’t care. But if you think you can try and kill our friend, than you thought wrong bitch.” Nightmare Moon fell to the ground after another laser shot her in the chest. As she fell to the ground two humanoid like robots were standing behind her.

“Honestly? Do we always have to save you whenever you’re in a sticky situation like this?”

“Do I know you two?” Amy asked trying to figure out who the girls were.

“Not with these outfits on you don’t. It’s us Sandy and Cindy.”

Amy was surprised to see her friend/classmates here in equestria. Tears started to form as she ran up towards her friends and hugged them both, making the two girls fall onto the ground.

“How the hell did you two end up here?”

“The same way you got here I guess. Bought an outfit from that guy from the new store that open up, and then poof here we are.” Sandy looked around to see a few broken houses, a bunch of dead soldiers on the ground, one very pissed off earth pony with gray hair and was wearing a white dress shirt and a black skirt. “Geez Amy, you started the party without us?”

“Yeah sorry about that. If I knew you were in this world, then I would of saved some action for the both of you. Hold on a second.” Amy reached into her inventory, pulled out a blue bottle which was labeled 100% health potion, and began to drink it. In a matter of seconds all of Amy’s wounds, scars, and any broken bones were healed instantly. “Much better.”

“So care to explain what happen?” asked Cindy.

“Long story short. Amy fought an evil pony that wanted to take over the world.”Sweetie Belle said as she walked up towards her new teacher.

“Well that explains a lot….so you think the native around her aren’t mad that you wrecked this place?”

As if the universe was listening to what Cindy said, Princess Celestia, Princess Luna, and both royal guards and night guards surrounded Amy, Sweetie Belle, Sandy, and Cindy with spears and swords pointing at them.

“You three!” Yelled Shining Armor. “Drop your weapons and the filly, and put your hands in the air now!”

“Does that answer your question sis?” Sandy asked.

“Pretty much yeah, though I wished it wasn’t so damn quick.”

Author's Note

Next Chapter: Azure Flame

Chapter 8: Azure Flames

Chapter 8: Azure Flames

“Excuse me, but what did you just say?” asked Sandy, asking the colt in light purple armor on.

“I said drop your weapons and the filly, and get on your knees creatures!” yelled Shining Armor.

Amy replied. “I’m not your mother last night!”

“Ha! Nice come back.” said Cindy trying not to bust out laughing. Some of the guards along with some of the citizens of Ponyville snickered at what the Amy said.

“Why you little! No one insults my mother and gets away with it.” Shining Armor was about to charge at Amy, until he was stopped by Luna’s wing.

“I don’t know who you are, but something tells me that you three are the cause of all this destruction correct?” asked Luna.

“To be fair it was mostly me, but I had a good reason for that.”

“Oh please do explain why you leveled half of Ponyville, and why we shouldn’t put you in jail?” Asked Celestia. Amy, Sandy, Cindy, and Sweetie Belle pointed at the dead body of Nightmare Moon along with a few of her soldiers.

“That bitch wanted to kill me along with everyone in this town. Not to mention that she attacked those 6 ponies over there.” said Amy pointing to the mane six. “I think that pretty much means that I just saved the town from a crazy pony and her army of crazy ponies right?”

“That is true, but please. Will you tell us your names then you three?”

“Amy Anderson the Third.”

“Sandy Tuesday.”

“And I’m Cindy Tuesday. Care to tell us who you are pony lady?”

“I am Princess Celestia, and this is my little sister Princess Luna. We are the rulers of Equestria.”

“Oh great royalty, this can’t end well.” Amy groan to herself.

“So you were the one that did that to her?” Celestia asked.

“Well with the help of Applejack yes, what of it?”

“Then you are under arrest for the destruction of Ponyville and killing Nightmare Moon.” Everypony gasped at what Luna said, well except for Amy and the guards.

“Oh really? What makes you think that you can arrest me then?”

“Like this.” Luna’s horn started to glow as magical chains sprung out of the ground, and attached themselves onto Amy.

“Now you will come with us without-.” before Luna could finish her sentence, a ball of fire was shot out from Amy’s mouth hitting the moon princess in the face This caused the chains to disappear as she reached for her claymore.

“Foul creature! You dare assault a princess of Equestria?!” Luna asked giving the blazing heart a death glare.

“Bitch, I just save your subject and killed one of your greatest enemy. And all I get as a reward is being sent to jail?”

“You broke Equestria law creature!” Luna yelled as she unsheathed her sword. “Not only that but you declared war upon Equestria and your race!”

“Well this escalated quickly.” said Sandy as her sister agreed.

“Hey! Would you rather have a town full of dead ponies then?” Cindy asked. “Amy’s a hero for saving your subject you ungrateful jerk!”

“But she took the lives of Nightmare Moon and her subjects. This proves that you all can’t be left to wonder around Equestria if you are willing to take a life without feeling sorry for it.”

“So you would prefer that she didn’t do anything and have Nightmare Moon kill all your subjects?”

“No! We would never let that happen!”

“Then why would you care for an enemy that is willing to kill you subject then your own?”

"It's not that it just that, in this kingdom all life is precious and-"

“That maybe true I get that, but you must also know that you'll have to take a life in order to protect another’s life right?" Luna went silent for a moment, she couldn't believe that she was being lectured upon by a creature that didn't know who she was or what she does. Luna took in a deep breath and sigh.

“So….I take it no matter what I say you won’t change your mind about this?”

“Nope.”

“Then you will face Equestian law!” Luna yelled as she charged at the blazing heart.

“Burn Bright! Sword of Red Lotus!” Amy said as launched herself at Luna with her sword in hand. As both swords collided, a powerful shockwave caused most of the royal guards back a bit. During the fight Sandy & Cindy ran over towards Celestia, while Sweetie Belle ran over to Twilight and her friends to get out of the cross fire of the two fighters.

(Celestia and Twins)

“So I take it you’re gonna fight us huh?” asked Sandy as her sister summoned a beam blade into their hands.

“Honestly I was only here to help my sister defeat Nightmare Moon, but seeing how your friend took care of her….in an unorthodox. I was gonna let this incident slide, well that is until my sister took action.”

“So you’re not going to attack us?”

“No.” Celestia said as she turned her attention towards the fight. “I’m just here to make sure you’re friend doesn’t kill my sister.”

“Oh I’m sure she won’t...maybe...let’s just see how this turns out.”

(Amy vs Luna)

Amy kicked Luna backwards as she fired a barrage of fireballs at the lunar princess. Only for the attack to be blocked as Luna summoned a magical barrier around herself. Luns countered with a magical beam causing Amy to dodge to dodge.

“Not bad, but try this on for size.” Amy snapped her fingers as a rose like flame symbol appeared on Luna’s chest. With a simple pull of her arm, Luna was being pulled forwards heading towards the blazing heart. The moment Luna was close to Amy, the blazing heart used the pummel of her claymore to slam Luna’s face into the dirt.

“You mongrel creature! You dare attack me with an underhanded tactic?!”

“This is a fight moon butt.” Amy said as she kicked Luna a few inches away from herself. “It would’ve been different if I was using an innocent bystander as a shield, but I’m not so don’t throw a hissy fit just because I’m beating you.”

“You haven’t beaten me yet peasant!” Luna’s horn began to glow as she summoned multiple blades to her side as she starts to throw them at Amy.

“Oh shit!” Amy dodged the first on coming blades as she moved to the left. "Ha! You missed me you old hag." She said as she flipped her the bird.

"Look behind you creature.” Luna smirked as she pointed behind Amy.

Amy looked behind herself as she saw the blades turn around and headed towards her. “Oh shit! Fire Wall!!!” She said as a column of fire appeared in front of her, causing some of the blades to disappeared, but some of them were able to cut through the fire and were able to hit or graze her.

“Nice try but unlike my sister, I am ready for battle!”

“Why can’t all royal people like them be weak and fragile?” Amy thought as she lifted her sword and set it on fire. “This might be harder than I thought.”

“What wrong Amy? I didn’t think you’d run out of spirit so soon into our fight.” Luna said as she summoned more swords.

“Better try a different tactic.” The flames on Amy’s sword died out as she placed her sword on her back. “Well if I’m able to use fire, then I should be able to to do something like this.” Amy twisted her waist slightly as she begun to spin herself around like a spinning top.

Luna looked on, not sure what Amy was planning but called her swords to her side and took one in each hand. “Now what are you up to?” Luna asked as her swords floated around her.

In a few seconds, Amy stopped spinning as she looked at Luna with determination in her eyes. “Question, have you ever felt flames that feel like they’re from the devil himself?”

“Only once…” said Luna as she looks at her sword. “But that was a long time ago, I wasn’t myself at the time.”

“Well then.” Amy walked a few inches forward as she revealed her foot. Only instead of looking normal, it looked like it was coated in molten magma. “Wanna feel it again only much hotter?”

“Nothing is hotter than the sun, but I will show you who your betters are!” Luna said as her blades move in for the kill.

“Fire Play!!!” Amy raised her hand as she fired a barrage of fireballs at the oncoming blades. As the fireball made contact with the blades, they exploded into dust. With the blades gone, Amy launched herself at Luna like a rocket and kicked her in the face with her molten covered foot “Diablo Jumble!”

“Idiot.” Luna said as she snapped her fingers. In doing so three hidden blades appeared from out of the ground, piercing Amy in her in her non vital areas.

“Oh shit cakes.” Amy said as she fell to the ground.

“You fool, did you really think I’d let you destroy all of them?”

“Was hoping for that actually.” The Blazing heart said as she tried to pull herself up, only for Luna to levitate her up close to herself.

“Give up, you did well so far but something tells me you had not trained in real combat. You can fight yes, you can use magic as well. But you have no training, you do not understand the difference between a battle and a brawl.”

“True, but there’s one thing that you do not know about.”

“You’re not going to say something stupid are you?”

“No, but you pretty much fell right into my trap Moon butt.”

“And this trap would be?”

“This.” Amy began to shake her head as red like flakes flew out into the air.

“What is this, are you trying to set yourself on fire?!”

“Oh I’ll be fine, you on the other.” Amy threw a fireball into the air as it caused a chain reaction to the flakes. “Might get burned.” In a split second, the area they were standing was engulfed in flames as Amy rocketed herself out of the explosion. “Ha! Suck it you bubble butted moon head!”

“RAAAAA!” Luna roared as she levitated Amy high into the air, and slammed her into the ground.. “Take this you fire starting Celestia rip off!” she yelled as she then repeatedly slammed Amy into the ground.

“So this is what being slammed into ground like in cartoons feel like.” Amy thought as her vision began to fade. “How the hell do they survive stuff like this?”

“Oh, are you dead? I hope not, I’m not done dealing with you yet!” yelled Luna as she threw Amy into a piece of earth sticking out of the ground. “Come on creature, you can do better than that.”

“Screw you, yeah second rated princess!”

“I would say something to that, but I think seeing you like this is better.”

“Asshole.” Amy said as she staggered back up to her feet. “This fight isn’t over yet.”

“Child, you have lost this battle. Give up now, and take your punishment like a mare.”

“You think I’m going to give up so I would be sent to jail?” Amy slammed her sword into the ground. “Why don’t you go fuck yourself. You rejected princess.”

“*Sigh* Pitty, I was hoping you would see reason if I knocked you around a bit, but it would seem you need to be given a much harsher beating.” Luna’s horn start to glow as a surge of magical energy formed around it. “Perhaps spending a day in the hospital will teach you the meaning of knowing your place.”

“Dammit, not good. Okay Amy thing of something before you’ll spend the next month or two in the hospital.”

“Come on Amy, you can win.” Cindy cheer along with her sister. “Show that uptight jerk who’s boss.”

“You gonna lose to this idiot? Seriously Amy, you took down a rival school gang with just a metal pipe. You can mop the floor with her.”

“Don’t think you two will get out this so easily.” Luna said as she glared at the humanoid cyborg. “When I’m done with her, you two are next on the list.” The lunar princess turned her attention back at the blazing heart as her horn started to spew out burst of magical energy. “You’re finished, creature!” Luna said as she fired a burst of energy at Amy.

“Oh this is going to hurt.” Amy closed her eyes as she waited for the attack to hit her. Only when she did, she hear a voice in head speak to her.

“Remove your ring, child of fire.”

“What?”

“Remove your ring, child of fire.” it repeated again. “You don’t want to die right? Then remove the ring around your arm. You might want to hurry or you’ll be in the hospital for who knows how long.”

For a moment, Amy thought about this. She always did wonder what happens when you remove that weird gold ring thing around Elesis’s arm, but what if it was some kind of trap? What if whoever it is that’s talking to her in her head was some kind of demon ready to take over her body….Then again spending your time in a full body cast in the hospital would be worse then being taken over by a demon. “Not like I have much of a choice.” Amy reached for the ring around her arm and removed. As she did, blue flames appeared around herself creating a dome of azure flames. The beam that was heading towards the blazing heart was deflected, hitting a random guard by accident.

“What the?”

Amy soon had an idea of what was going on. In Elsword, different characters could release their full power for a short amount of time. For Chung, it was his berserk mode. For Add, it was his Dynamo Points system. For Elesis, her power was released and so was her strength.

“Flames that burn through the darkest of nights.” Amy said as the flames around her began to die out. “Flames that never die from injustice.” Everyone’s eyes widen as they saw Amy’s new look as she slowly walked forwards. “You think something like that will stop me? Well then Moon butt.”

“Let’s see how well you hold up against me.”

“Well that’s new.” Cindy said as her sister agreed with her.

“So… You decided to show how strong you are…” Luna grinned, biting one of her lips. “In that case… you shouldn’t have any problems with me using my full strength now… Am I right?”

“Oh I’m so scared of the lazy princess and her full power.” Amy said sarcastically as she flipped Luna off. “Bring it thunder thighs.”

Luna sighed. “True… But let me warn you… Earlier when fighting you, I started at a small percentage of strength, slowly increasing over time. At this state, I’ve only used 20% of my actual power.” Holding both hands to her side, she let her magic fully release, forming twin blades that had curved edges that resemble the moon. “Now… This is going to get interesting.”

“You we’re only using 20%?”

“I was waiting until you would actually get serious.” With one step, Luna reappeared directly in front of Amy in the blink of an eye, swinging her weapons at Amy.

“Huh, I was only going at you with 35%.” Amy said as she used both her hands to stop the blades. “I really gotta stop playing around sometimes.”

“Now you’re learning.” Luna smirked, moving her leg to kick Amy while she was distracted. “Though, I have to hand it to you. I was able to pick up some new maneuvers from you.”

“Oh I doubt that.” Amy raised her right hand as sparks of fire appeared around Luna. “Pyrofly!!!” She said as the sparks gathered onto Luna, setting her body on fire. However, what caught Amy by surprise was that this Luna was just merely an afterimage. The real one was in her blind spot. Striking at Amy’s exposed left shoulder. “Figures as much.”

“Oh? You do nothing to dodge it, yet take the attack head on? Figured as much given your current position.”

“Oh no, I can dodge it if I wanted to.” Amy shook her head as azure fire flames spewed into the sky around them. “I just need you close to me so I can do this.” Amy’s mouth was lit on fire as she clamped her teeth together. This caused the flakes to exploded as Luna and the blazing heart was engulfed in the explosion.

Everypony just watched as the smoke settled down. But then, they saw Amy still standing… and Luna as well. Luna herself though, despite being a bit hurt, was not upset. She was… actually smiling.

“Impressive, I must admit. That was a bold move… But I believe we should call this a draw. Unlike myself, you can only stay in that form for a limited amount of time. Not to mention that you must be weak from your earlier bouts, am I wrong?”

“My wounds already healed up, not to mention that you pretty much we’re trying to send me to jail after what I did to that other version of you.” Amy said as she cracked her neck.

“Is that so… Your wounds may be healed up, but your stamina is another story… Also… what I said before… That was merely a test to see how you would react. I am thankful of you defeating her, but given the fact that we had no idea who you are, I decided to test you to see your reactions towards what I would say and do. And I must say… You are quite the character Amy.” Luna chuckled, dismissing her weapon this time around.

“Wait, are hitting on me or something? Because if you are I prefer to have dinner first before you try anything else.”

“No no. I was saying this. What I said before about arresting you… that was a lie. It was just to see how you would react. I wasn’t going to actually put you in prison for what you did. Hay, if I were in your position, I would do the exact same thing.”

“Oh okay.” Amy dismissed her claymore as her body changed back to normal. “....... wait, THIS WAS A FUCKING TEST!?!”

“Why of course. We had not encountered the likes of your species before, so I wanted to see how you would react in situations like these. You’re welcome to stay in Ponyville, Ms. Anderson. Keep it up with the Swordsmanship…” Turning to her sister, Luna smiled a little. “I believe we’re done here sister.”

“Not yet.” Celestia said as she pointed to Amy, who fell to the ground as blood started to pour out of her. “I think you might have overdid it…again.”

“Aye aye aye, sis. You really are a pain in the flank at times.” She groaned, summoning a few crystals that glowed bright red. “Here are some healing shards. I must retire so I can have enough strength to raise the moon tonight.”

“Come back, Moon butt~” Having saying that, Amy’s vision began to fade as she passed out.

“.....I’ll get the paramedics.”

"CURSES!" said Nightmare Moon as she threw the crystal ball at the wall. "I knew I shouldn't have let a clone to do the job for me!"

“Hm, so even in this universe she was able to take down someone like Nightmare Moon.” Eric said as he began to walk outside. “How annoying.”

“Where do you think you’re going Esper?”

“To collect more data on Amy, that and to gather more shards for a project I’m working on.”

“And what would that be?”

“Something that might be able to help with your taking over Equestria, and bringing eternal night.” Eric said as he opened up a portal and hopped in.

“When I get my hands on you Blazing Heart, I’ll finally have my revenge for what Nicko and your counterpart did to me 7 years ago.”

Author's Note

Next Chapter: Normal day in Ponyville

Chapter 9: Your very own stalker

Chapter 9: Your very own stalker

It’s been three months after the fight in Ponyville, and the town is still somewhat recovering from the battle that took place. So far some of the citizens were grateful for Amy saving them from a gorey fate. Well almost every pony as two certain alicorn princesses were pretty much keeping an eye on the human from time to time whenever they make a visit towards Ponyville. That and Mayor Mare who was still angry at Amy for burning half the town; not to mention from her half ass job in trying to repair Ponyville. That being said we find our main hero helping Applejack around the farm.

“Well this has been the worse three months of my life.” said Amy as she tossed a few bad apples into the air, and set them on fire as they turned to ashes.

“Well ya’ll did kinda wreck Ponyville twice; not to mention setting RD on fire again.” Applejack said as she tossed a few bad apples at Amy who in turn turned them to ashes as well.

“I said I was sorry about that. I mean really it took me a while to get the hang of this fire magic I have, so you can’t blame me because of that.”

“I’m pretty sure Rainbow Dash is seeing how her hair is shorter than usual.”

(One hour earlier)

“Are you gonna keep staring at me, or are you going to help out in rebuilding the house I’m working on?”

“I’m keeping an eye on you so you don’t do anything evil fire starter.” Rainbow said as she flew above the Blazing Heart. “You may have all these ponies fooled, but you can’t fool this pony” Just as she said that, the blazing heart notice the cmc in the background carrying a wagon full of what she could tell were sticks of TNT.

“Yeah, because nothing can get pass you.” Amy said sarcastically.

“That’s right so unless you want to be sent flying again, you better not trying thing you’re gonna regret.”

“Whatever you rainbow color dike.”

“What did you call me!?”

“A rainbow color dike, or are you too braindead to understand that?”

“Oh you are so dead meat!” Just as the pegasus was about to punch Amy in the face, she smelled something burning coming from behind herself. “What’s that smell?”

“I think that would be your tail that I set on fire while you were saying nothing gets past you.” Amy said pointing to RD’s tail. “You might want to put that out.”

“OH BUCK NOT AGAIN!” Rainbow dash flew off into the air and started to fly off towards the lake outside of Ponyville.

“Idiot.”

(End of flashback)

“You really have a nasty habit of getting into fights with other ponies.” Applejack said as she dumped a basket full of apples into a grinding machine. “Wait what was Applebloom and her friends doing with a wagon full of TNT?”

“Well, I might have given them a job to do that involves looking for shard at that huge field of rock past Ponyville.” Amy said innocently. “Though the TNT I have no idea where they even get that.”

“You’re a bad influence, you know that right?”

“Yeah I been told that before my other people back home.” Amy said as she began to walk towards Ponyville. “I’m going for a walk into town.”

“While you’re there mind picking up some stuff from Pinkie Pie?”

“Like what?” Amy asked as the country pony tossed her a list on the way out.

“Floor wax, tofu, frosting, vanilla, and some other stuff on the list. Just show it to her and she’ll give you what you need.” Said Applejack as she put more apples into the grinder.

“Can’t you get Big Mac or Applebloom to do that? Everytime I go there that pink pony always try to use me as a portable oven for her cooking.”

“Big Mac is with Granny Smith in Appaloosa, and Applebloom is busy with her homework and crusading. So it’s pretty much just you and me working around the farm.”

“Oh, well don’t I feel luck.” Amy said sarcastically as she began to make her way to Ponyville. “Anything else you need me to get from the store?”

“Oh, mind getting some cutlery for the farm as well. Big Mac forgot to get some last week, and the ones we have now are getting kinda dull.”

“I’ll get them after I get the stuff on the list.” Amy walked off, a certain lavender unicorn and a purple and green dragon were watching Amy from a distance. Normally Spike would’ve just stayed in and reorganize the books in the library, but knowing how Twilight is he was dragged along as help in trying to capture for testing reasons.

"Twilight I don't know why you’re stalking Amy, but don't you think it's a bad idea?"

"Spike I tried to get answers from her but she still avoids me, this is the only way I can gather data on her." She said writing down some notes on a notebook she has in her hand.

"Yeah but don't you think this is kinda a bit much?"

"How so?" Twilight asked.

"Well for starters we're hiding in a bush, and watching Amy with binoculars out of the bushes." He explained. "Doesn't that sound like a stalker to you?"

"Oh please Spike I'm not a stalker, I'm just collecting data on her without her knowing that's all."

"Yeah because nopony will find this odd or anything?" He thought sarcastically.

"And besides it's not like I had a choice or anything, and you know me once I see something new I have to study it no matter what." said Twilight as she begun to move to another bush. "Now come along Spike, science waits for no pony."

Spike rolled his eyes and began to follow Twilight. "Why do I have a feeling I'm gonna be in a lot of pain afterwards."

Author's Note

Next Chapter: Sisters of the flames

Chapter 10: A normal day in ponyville...I guess

Chapter 10: A normal day in Ponyville...I guess

(Castle of the royal sisters)

"How long are we gonna keep waiting?" asked Nightmare Moon with a not so please tone in her voice. "You been studying for the past 3 months and so far nothing is happening. You said that you can get me what I want and I want everlasting night and rule over Equestria!" Nightmare Moon picked a crystal ball and threw it at the caves walls. "SO HOW LONG WILL IT TAKE!? BECAUSE I'M GETTING VERY IMPATIENT!?"

“I just need to test something out before you can take over Equestria Nightmare Moon.” Eric said not turning his attention towards the alicorn. “We don’t want your plan to go up in smoke because of you being too hasty.”

“I wouldn’t be too hasty if you could hurry it up.”

“Whatever just be patient for a little while longer until I return.” Eric said as a tear in space and time appeared in front of him. “I need to get a certain item from a certain red haired girl.”

(Ponyville)

*KNOCK KNOCK* "Rarity it's me Amy I'm here to pick up my Sweetie Belle for training.” Amy said as Rarity opens the door to her Boutique. “And before you say anything, no I’m not going to wear that fucking dress you made for me.”

"Darling I do wish you stop using such....vulgar words like that."

“We all wish for things like that, but we can’t get them sometimes now can we? So is Sweetie Belle here or not?”

“Sorry, but she’s at school at the moment.”

“Damn, and I was hoping to see how she’s going in her studies. Well if you see her, tell her that I’ll be waiting for her later on during the day when she has time.”

“Will do darling.” With that Amy walked away from the boutique. As she was walking she heard a sound coming from her left. As she turned her head left she could see a butterfly net, a hat, and a pair binoculars sticking out of the bush.

"Oh for the love of...She just as bad as Lyra. Though at least with Lyra she doesn't want to experiment on me.”

"I know you hiding in that bush over there Twilight!" Amy said as she prepare a to fire a fireball at her. "You got until the count of ten before I fire a fireball at you."

Twilight slowly rose from the bush she and Spike were hiding behind. "How did you know it was me?"

"It's not that hard to tell when your the only one with a butterfly net, a survival hat, and a pair of binoculars sticking out." She said as Twilight blushed a bit while Spike shot her a "I told you so." look as they looked back at Amy.

"Look All I want is information on your species that's all. Why won't you let me study you?"

"Because I don't feel like answering. Why don't you go ask Cindy or Sandy?”

“Sandy won’t answer my questions after I tried to see how she can fly without wings, and Cindy went to Applewood for something that Pinkie Pie needs.” With that she took out a scroll and quill. "So please tell me about yourself?"

“Nope.”

“Why not?”

“Because I’m not in the mood at the moment. Plus how do I know you won't go off and tell Moonbutt or Sunbutt about me and my secrets?”

"Their names are Princess Celestia and Princess Luna, not Sunbutt or Moonbutt. And I won't tell them all about you....only 50% of you."

"Yeah not gonna happen." With a puff of fire Amy vanished into thin air. Leaving a very annoyed Unicorn and a board dragon behind.

"So....that went well don't you think?" Twilight looked at Spike with an angry look on her face. "What? You been at this for the past three months, and she still won't tell you. It's not like you can force her to tell you?" A light bulb appeared on top of Twilight's head the moment he said that.

"That's it Spike! If I challenge her to a fight and beat her, then she'll have to answer my questions that I want to know."

"Twilight do you even know how to fight? I mean I have seen you fought before, but you saw what Amy did to Nightmare Moon and her soldiers right?"

"Yes but there is one thing that she doesn't have that I have."

"Common sense and know the meaning of the word "No?"

"No. It's because I have brains." She pointed to her head. "She pretty much just wing most of the things she does, but with careful planning and some potions from Zecora. I'll be able to get my answers from her." A devilish smile appeared on her face as she walked off towards the library.

"Why can't I have a normal day without something like this happening?"

(Lyra’s house)

Lyra was sitting on the couch with her human friend/roommate Sandy next to her; her marefriend Bon-Bon watching TV. Bon-Bon was pretty much still not use to having two humans living with them, seeing how she still can't believe that Lyra was telling the truth about humans being real. Normally she would’ve gotten use to it. But with the constant gloat from the both of them, she pretty much got a bit annoyed.

"So Bon-Bon, have you notice how there’s a human sitting next to me?” Lyra said as she pointed a finger at Sandy.

"You know what humans are right? Cause I have one right here as a matter of fact."

"Lyra I said I was sorry that I didn't believe you. How long are you gonna keep this up it's
been three months?" She asked.

"Until I tell all those who didn't believe me, I even send a letter to Octavia and Vinyl with photographic proof that I have human friends."

"Plus to be fair you pretty much had this coming anyway." Sandy said.

".......I take it you’re not gonna stop aren't you?"

"You got that right bubble butt." Sandy replied making Bon-Bon blush and Lyra laughing. Before Bon-Bon could say anything, a puff of fire was above Bon-Bon. As the puff of fire died Amy fell out of the flames and onto Bon-Bon

"Ouch! I didn't think I could that? If I know how to use that again, I'll be able to ditch Twilight when ever she wants to ask me questions and stuff." Amy looked to her left and saw Lyra sitting on a couch while sitting next to Sandy. "Oh hey Sandy, what's up?"

"Enjoy my time with Lyra and Bon-Bon. What about you?"

“Helping Applejack around the farm, training Sweetie Belle, and avoiding Twilight. You know the usual stuff.” Amy said as she notice that there was a pony missing in the room. "Question, where's Bon-Bon?"

"I don't know, why don't you look down?" Amy looked down to see that she was sitting on top of Bon-Bon face to the ground.

"Oh.....That would explain why I landed on something soft, I thought I land on the chair?"

"Well your not, so if you don't mind please GET OFF OF ME!!!" Bon-Bon muffled as Amy jumped off of her and landed next to Lyra and Sandy.

"Why can't you use the door like a normal pony would?"

"Well two reasons. One I prefer to surprise my enemies seeing how I'm the hero of Ponyville, plus you don't know when someone might attack you when you’re about to enter your home. The other reason is because I'm not a pony, I'm a human remember?"

"......I'm really hoping that Cindy comes back from her trip from Applewood."

"Relax she'll be back today in a few hours, so until then you’re stuck with us. Isn't that great?"

“....I’m going to the farmers market to get some food for the week."

"Didn't you stock up on food yesterday?" asked Lyra.

“Yes we did, but seeing how we have two humans living with us and one who keeps dropping in from time to time, I had to buy more food than normal. Also Amy shouldn't you be off fixing the town?"

“I would, but I kinda pissed off Mayor Mare.” Amy said.

"What did you do this time?"

“I kinda sent her a death letters by accident. It was suppose to be something to express my anger towards her, but Applebloom sent the letters to her by accident.” The Blazing Heart pulled out some letter she wrote to Mayor Mare.

Dear Mayor Mare

I wanted to send this friendly little letter inform you of your intimate demise. If you’re wondering how I'm sending you these letters, it is to instill as much fear as I can. Like basting a turkey, which I will then proceed to have sex with. That's right I'm going to fuck the fear turkey.

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After reading one of the many letters Amy wrote, all three looked at Amy with a "WTF" look on their faces.

"What It's not like I'm gonna kill her or anything? I just want to get back at her for nagging at me."

"I can't help ponder the frightful head weight you would gain if you actually put this much energy into your job." Sandy said.

“Yeah that’s what my therapist a while back.” Amy said as she pulled herself off the couch. “Welp I gotta go. I need to get some stuff for the farm that Applejack wanted me to get.” She said as she walked out the door.

“Okay, seeya around.” Sandy said as she and Lyra went back to watching TV, while Bon-Bon went off to the market.

Chapter 11: The Diabolic Esper Strikes

Chapter 11
The Diabolic Esper Strikes

(Sweet Apple Acres)

“Alright, that should do it.” Amy said as she closed the hood to the tracker she was working on. “Try giving it another go.” Applejack nodded as she turn the keys to the tracker. To her surprise, the engine to the machine started to run smoothly like it was brand new.

“I’m still surprise on how you’re able to fix stuff like this. How long have you been doing this?”

“Well I have been tinkering with a few stuff like this back home. So I would say about a few months or so.”

“And you haven’t gotten hired for your talent?”

“Kinda hard to get a job without a degree for it. Not to mention I kinda got taken from my home to this peaceful place. Which I’m not complaining or anything.” The Blazing Heart said as she was starting to make her way to a water pump.

“You’re saying like you got nothing left back home.”

“More or less really. Other than the Sandy, Cindy, and a few friends, I pretty much got nothing left back home.”

“...Do you...want to talk about it Sugarcube?”

“...Later...much, much later.”

“Fair enough, I won’t force you to talk about. Just so you know I’m here if you want to talk about it.”

“Thanks for the offer AJ. So what’s is up with the watering pump?”

“The thing that connects the handle to the pump isn’t pushing down for some reason.”

“Hm, I’ll have to take it apart so I can see what’s the problem with it.” Amy said as she was about to take the handle apart, only for her to pause midway from the sound of broken glass coming from behind her and Applejack. “Did you hear that?”

“Hear what?”

“It sounded like glass being shattered into pieces.”

“Consarnit, I told Applebloom not to go crusading around the farm. Especially what happen last time.”

“I doubt that’s the case, but I wouldn’t be surprise seeing how they are the Cutie Mark Crusader.” said a mysterious voice, causing Amy and Applejack to look around to find where the voice came from. Seconds later the sound of glass breaking appeared behind them as they looked behind themselves to see a giant crack appear out of nowhere. Out of the crack came a boy wearing a purple and black cybernetic suit with six mirror like drones around him.

“But let’s face it. They are kids after all. They do tend to do stupid things when left alone for too long.”

“....Care to explain who you are partner?” Applejack asked as she slowly reach for her gun in her holster.

“Right, alternate universe. Allow me to introduce myself.” The esper said as he slowly moved out of the void. “My name is Eric Der Vogelweid. It’s a pleasure to meet some fine young ladies like yourselves. I must say it’s very interesting to find another Amy Anderson in a the multiverse.”

“Wait, how do you know who I am. And what do you mean there’s another me in the multiverse?” Amy asked as she glared at the esper.

“I would tell you about that, but you’ll be dead before I can answer your sad little question.”

“You got about five seconds to leave before I fill your flank with lead.” Applejack said as she pulled out her gun and aimed it at Eric’s head.

“Now, now, country bumpkin. I doubt you could hurt me with that.”

“He’s right. Diabolic Esper can control time and space, so hitting him won’t do us any good.” Amy said as her right hand began to glow red. “But that doesn’t mean we can’t try to hurt him.”

“You think you can beat me? If your alternate self couldn’t beat me, what makes you think you can?”

“You’re planning on trying to kill me for no reason whatsoever. Why wouldn’t I try to fight back against someone that’s planning on killing me?”

(Starts)

“I’ll say this, you’re a lot different than your other self. But you still have that annoying blazing attitude.” Eric said as he sighed in disappointment. “Well I might as well indulge your little fantasy in thinking you can beat me. Might as well take this fight someplace more familiar.” The Esper said as he snapped his fingers, teleporting him, Amy, and Applejack onto the friendship express.

“What the, how the hay did we get onto the friendship express?” Applejack asked as she tried to keep her balance onto the moving train.

“Another trait of his class. He’s able to move things or beings from one place to another depending.” Amy said as she summoned her claymore into her hands. “The moment you see an opening, you shoot him Applejack.”

“Oh aren’t we the confident one. Let’s see how good you are compare to your counterpart.” Eric said as his hands begin to charge up with temporal energy. “Void Impact!!” he yelled, generating a mini subspace that was suppose to hit them both, but only hit Amy instead. With quick reflexes, Amy activated Iron Body- Strong at the last second to reduce the damage she was dealt with. “Oh, not bad. You’re quicker than Nightmare Moon’s soldiers.”

“Wait, what do you mean by that?” Amy asked. “How do you know about Nightmare Moon’s soldiers?”

“Well I was the one that had her attack Ponyville. Had to lure you out some how, so why not have her attack the citizens of that dead beat town.”

“Oh I am going to buck your face in for endangering my home and friends!” Applejack yelled as she fired a bullet at Eric’s head, only for it to bounce off one of his dynamos.

“You’re gonna need a better weapon if you’re going to pierce through my defenses.”

“Like this!? Burn! Sword of Red Lotus!” The Blazing Heart yelled as she swung her sword at Eric, only for him to block it with one Dynamo drone.

“Really? That’s how strong you are? Shame, I thought I had to use more than just one of my drones to block your attack.” Amy quickly lifted her sword again a brought it back down with more force, causing the esper to slightly back up a little. “A little better, but not enough power if you want to defeat me.” While Amy was busy slashing at Eric, Applejack placed her gun back into her holster as she charged at Eric getting ready to kick him from behind. As soon as she was close to the Diabolic Esper, he quickly grabbed her hoof and slammed her onto the roof of the friendship express. “Nice sneak attack, but did you really think I didn’t forget about you?” Moving his dynamos away from Amy, Eric quickly kicked Amy in the stomach causing the Blazing Heart to be sent flying back a few inches away. He then turned his attention at Applejack as he tossed her at Amy. Just as Amy quickly pulled herself up from the sudden kick to the stomach, The Blazing Heart quickly jolted up as she caught Applejack just in time.

“You okay?” She asked as Applejack nodded to her question.

“Y-Yeah, I’m alright.” She said, pulling herself up from off of Amy. “Didn’t expect him to be able to counter my sneak attack like that.”

“Let’s see how well you two are when it comes to this.” Snapping his fingers, Eric summoned six orbs around him as he fired them at the human and farmer pony. “Maximum Strike!!!”

“Eat this! Fire Wall!!!” She yelled as a wall of fire appeared in front of her and Applejack, causing the orb flying at them to collide and disappear.

“Nice trick, but you should know that I have a few tricks up my sleeve.” Eric said, snapping his fingers again as a portal appeared behind them. “You do know I can control time and space right. You think I wouldn’t be able to counter your firewall?” Snapping his fingers, the attack that Amy thought she taken care of appeared from out of it. Applejack quickly dodge out of the way while Amy parried away the oncoming attack. “How will you get out of this one heroes?”

“Any ideas on how to take him out Amy?” Applejack asked as she ducked her head at an oncoming orb head towards her.

“Can’t say that I have any.” Amy said as she pointed a finger at the orbs as a concentrated beam of fire blasted out of her finger and splitting the two of the orbs in two. “All we can do now is keep fighting until this train gets to wherever this train is heading off to, and get help from someone in the town.”

“You think we can last this long until then?”

“Not unless I do this.” Eric said as he fired his dynamos above Amy and Applejack. “Void Field!!!” He yelled as a dome like barrier appeared around them both, restraining them of their mobility.

“W-What in tarnation!? I can’t move!” Applejack yelled, struggling to break free of the Esper’s void field.

“Simple my country bumpkin.” The esper said as he appeared in front of Applejack. “Void Field periodically restrain you both in a rising developed of space. Which means you won’t be able to move while for a while.” Eric said as he then pointed to the remaining orbs around them. “Now let’s see how well you can handle an attack at point blank range.” With a snap of a finger, the remaining orbs bombarded at the two frozen hero as the esper simply walked away casually as he turned around to see his attack at work. As the smoke cloud began to disappear, it revealed both Amy and Applejack bruised up.

“Oh, you’re both still standing? I thought that would knock you both out at least, but I guess I was wrong.”

“You think something like that will bring us down?” Applejack said as she and Amy charged at Eric. Applejack came in with a left hook, but was soon counter with a jab to the face. Amy came in from the side with an uppercut, but was sooner blocked by one of Eric’s dynamo drones.

“Stupid dynamo drones.” Amy said as she back up away from Eric as she tries to attack him with her claymore. Eric simply used his dynamo drone to block her attack as he punched her in the stomach. While his fist was still near the Blazing Heart’s stomach, a blast of neutron energy erupted from his fist causing her to gasp in pain.

“Nice try, but I’m better.” Eric said as he fired another blast of neutron energy into Amy’s face, sending flying as she landed near the edge of the train cart they were on into unconsciousness. Applejack soon recovered from the jab to the face, only for Eric to appear in front of her with sinister grin on his face. “So, how does it feel to get your flank handed to you on a silver plate bumpkin?” Applejack quickly tried to sucker punch the esper, but missed as he teleported at the last second.

“Where the hay did that no good varmint go?” Applejack asked as she looked around to find where Eric teleported off to. “You can’t hide forever!”

“For a normal person yes, but you’re forgetting that I can control space.” Eric said as he appeared next to her and delivered a right hook. “See I’m still here, just in subspace where you can’t see or hit me.” He said as he delivered a left hook.Applejack tried to punch where he punched her, but the attack missed as she was greeted with kick from behind causing her to trip a bit forwards a bit.

“Show yourself coward!”

“If you insist.” Eric said as he appeared behind her with a glowing hand raised at her. “Space Crack!!” The Esper yelled as he generate a crack in space and unleashed a barrage of space force upon Applejack. The farm pony screamed in pain as she as she was sent off the train, only for her to be caught in Eric’s gravitational field and slammed down onto the metal roof of the train cart. The Diabolic Esper brought up the beaten up earth pony to assess the damage he done to her. “Even after getting hit at point blank range, you’re still conscious? Guess you earned the title of strongest pony in Ponyville.”

“W-Why?”

“Hm?”

“W-Why are you doing this?” Applejack asked, coughing up blood while still trying to stay conscious. “Why do you want to kill Amy? Why did you attack my home?”

“Because I’m evil, and it’s fun to kill those that are weaker than you.” He answered as he summoned his drones around Applejack.

During Eric’s little speech, Amy was beginning to regain consciousness as she saw Eric levitating Applejack in front of him with his dynamo drones aimed at her. The moment she saw that, Amy aimed a finger at Eric’s chest. Concentrating whatever energy she had felt within her, she fired a concentrated blast of fire towards the esper.

“It’s a shame that I have to kill you now. Any last words before I kill you Applecrap?” Before Eric could deliver the finishing blow, the esper felt a burning sensation coming from his chest as Amy’s fire blast shot through his chest. “Huh, I was expecting you to actually come at me from behind so I can counter attack you from stabbing me in the chest from behind...Guess I should’ve been more prepared next time we meet-.” The moment Eric turned around to see where Amy was, his eyes widen in surprise as she appeared in front of him in a red burning aura.

“Now feel the fire of burning justice! Blazing Dance!!!” Amy yelled as she slashed at the esper multiple times before delivering the finish blow, causing his body to be set on fire as it fell off the train. As the knight of annihilation aura disappeared, Amy rushed over to the injured earth pony.

(Music Ends)

“Applejack are you okay?” She asked as she got no response from her. “Dammit, three months of training with Sweetie Belle and I still got my ass handed to me.” She said as she reached into her bag and pulled out two full recovery bottle. Amy quickly open the cap to the bottle as she tried to force the liquid inside it down her throat. “Crap, not good. She’s too beat up to even swallow the potion down by herself. Come on Amy, think! There’s got to be a way to get this stuff down...her...throat.” Amy’s face turned bright red upon coming with an alternative way to help Applejack.

“I-I can’t do that to her! I mean maybe there’s a funnel inside this bag or something?” Amy said as she looked into her bag, only to pull out a note.

Dear Amy Anderson

If you see this letter, that means that I forgot to add a funnel to your bag that I gave you. Sorry about that, hope you didn’t need it for medical reasons like giving Applejack a potion or something.

From, your bestest Friend, E

“...I’m gonna enjoy punching E in the face once I figure out who E is.” After reading the letter, the Blazing Heart poured the liquid into her mouth as she pulled Applejack close to her. “Suck it up Amy, she’s your friend. I’m sure if she was in your position, she would do that same to you.” With that she pressed her lips onto Applejack’s lips and began to force the healing liquid down her throat. A light blue aura surrounded the farmer pony’s entire body as Amy continued to kiss Applejack. “Wow, she taste just like apples.” As the aura began to fade away, Applejack’s eyes began to open up. The moment Amy saw her eyes open, she quickly pulled away with a trail of saliva connecting to their mouths for a moment before disappearing.

“Um...Sugarcube...what were you doing?”

“W-Well, you see, the moment I regain consciousness. I saw Eric about to kill you, so I shot him in the chest killing him.”

“Okay...but I still don’t get what’s going with the whole you kissing me t-thing.” The mare said as he face blush red.

“....You were pretty much beat up so badly from one of Eric’s attacks.” Amy said as she placed a hand to her own head. “And...well seeing how you couldn’t swallow down the potion I had on me by yourself.”

“....No.”

“Yeah…”

“You mean that...you...and...like before when we met the first time…” Amy simply nodded as she looked away in embarrassment. “Oh dear Celestia.”

“I must say, that was a bit of a surprise from you Amy.” Eric said as he appeared above the duo.

“The hell? I shot you in the chest and set you on fire. How are you still alive?” Amy asked as she tried to stand up.

“Fuck you, that’s how.” Eric replied. “Anyway I’m by far impressed and a bit disappointed by how you are able to fight Amy. But I do have to say good job on unlocking that chivalry system. Must be because of your friend being endanger.”

“Bastard, who are you and why are you after me?”

“I could tell you, but that would ruin the surprise. But in due time my lovely tool, you’ll be very useful when the time comes. Until then, enjoy the train ride back to Ponyville. Especially when I left you a little present in there.”

“What do you mean by little present?”

“You see once you go in there. Oh and I would hurry if I were you. Your little sister Applebloom and her friends are in there.” Eric said as he soon vanished into thin air.

“Dammit, this day just gets weirder and weirder by the second.”

Chapter 12: Bandits on the Train

Chapter12

Bandits on the Train

"I can't believe we got our ass handed to us by that prick. I mean really three months of training and we get wrecked by a insane person that belongs in an asylum." Amy said as she took the top off the health potion and began to drink it.

“You have any idea who that guy was Amy?” Applejack asked as she looked over herself for a moment.

“Don’t know who he is and frankly I don’t care at the moment. Right now we have more important things to do at the moment.” The Blazing Heart said as she finished drinking the health potion and tossed it off the train. “We need to take care of the bandits that Eric set loose on the train.”

“We can get inside the train through there.” Applejack said as she walked over to the hatch and carefully opened it slightly to see who was inside. From what she could tell, there were at least three ponies in the room below them. “There’s three of them in the room below us. Any idea on how we can deal with them without-.” Looking up at the human, Applejack had a surprised expression on her face.

“What?”

“Um…can humans grow a pair of ears and tail?”

“Not that I know of...wait what happen to me?”

“Um...nothing. Nothing happen to you.” The mare said as she looked off to the side trying not to look at Amy.

“....You know for the element of honesty, you think you would be good at lying as well.” Amy said as she reach into her bag and pulled out a mirror. Upon looking at herself, her eyes widen after seeing a pair of ears on her head, that and the new tail.

“What the hell!?”

“Is this something that humans go through or something?”

“We do not go through changes like this! Especially when we don’t grow a pair of ears and a tail.” Amy said as she looked into her bag to see what she had drank. “What the hell was that I just drank.”

“We’ll worry about it later. Right now we have more important things to do.”

“Right...the bandits.” Amy said as her hand began to burn. “Any innocent ponies in there?”

“No, but they might be in the other rooms. I just hope Apple Bloom and the others are safe.”

“Knowing Sweetie Belle is with them, I’m pretty sure they’ll be safe...though the train on the other hand...we best hurry before shit hits the fan.” Applejack nodded as Amy’s finger glowed. Lifting the hatch up, she quickly tossed a small ball of fire into the room while the bandits weren’t looking. As the bandit’s turn around to see the fireball in the middle of the room, the ball of fire burst into a flare of light as it blinded them.

“MY EYES!!” One of them shouted, along with a few others. But the weirdest response came from the back of the cabin shortly before the rat sized thief died and turned to cinders. Amy quickly opened the hatch as she jumps down into the room landing on top of one of the bandits in the room. Applejack follow in suit as she lands on the other griffon next to Amy.

“That was a lot easier than I though.” The Blazing Heart said, a little bit surprised as well as disappointed that none of the bandits in the next train car put up a challenge. That was… until her words attracted unwanted attention.

“They’re in the next car!! GET THEM!!!”

“Oh now they know we’re here? Where were they when we were in the room behind us beating the crap out of their friends?”

“Probably talkin’ to the idiot that’s running this operation or something really stupid.” Applejack replied, preparing herself and using a nearby broken pipe to wedge the door in place. “Let’s keep moving and beat the other creeps in the main cars first. Ah have a hunch that there are a couple in the engine room standing guard over the workers operating the train.”

(Elsewhere)

(Dinning Car)

“Let us out of here you little brat!” Yelled one of the bandits as they were trying to escape their bubbled prison that Sweetie Belle made.

“Why on earth would she do that after hurting our teacher you big meanie!?” Scootaloo yelled as she kicked the bubble, causing it to bounce around in the room they were in along with the others. “They won’t be able to break out of this will they?”

“I don’t think so.” Sweetie Belle said as she looked over the spell book. “It doesn’t really say how long they would be stuck in there.”

“Well I do hope it will last long.” Apple Bloom said as she looked over at the bandits who were pissed off and glaring at them mainly Sweetie Belle. “Because I’m pretty sure they’ll come after us seeing how we pretty much trapped them in these bubble.”

“What do you mean us? Sweetie Belle was the one that trapped them in there.”

“Yeah but we gave her the idea Scootaloo.”

“Oh…right...we did give her the idea.” Scootaloo said as she notice the death glare that the other bandits are now giving them. “We better get them out of here and into the other room.”

“Now how are we gonna do that? It’s not like the bubbles would be able to go through the front door with the griffons in them...can it?”

“Again I don’t know. This book doesn’t really have much of a detail when it comes to how long a spell last.” Sweetie Belle answered as she placed the book back to her waist belt. “But for now we gotta do something about this.”

“You mean the bandits on the train?” Apple Bloom asked. “What can we do? We don’t have any magic or powers like you and Amy do.”

“Yeah not to mention that you said that you were still new to the whole magic thing that you got going on.” Scootaloo added as she felt a familiar presence behind them. Turning around she saw Ms. Cheerilee standing behind them with a disapproving look on her face. “And the fact that Ms. Cheerilee won’t let us do anything about it now.”

“As much as I appreciate the fact that you saved us from being attacked, I can not allow you three to put yourselves in harms way in this matter.” Cheerilee said as she shook her head. “You are not allowed to deal with this problem.”

“But Ms. Cheerilee-.”

“No buts girls. We will wait until the royal guard, Celestia, or somepony with authority to come and save us.”

“What about Amy or Applejack?” Twist asked.

“I...guess they would count...but I don’t think they’ll be on the train at this time.” Just as she said that, the door to the cart they were in burst open as Amy and Applejack rushed in and closed the door back.

“Geez, I didn’t think there would be that many bandits on the train.” Amy said as she scratches the back of her head. “Honestly I wasn’t expecting there to be this many of them.”

“Well when you send one of them flying into the room ahead of us, you kinda have to expect them to come after us all at once.” Applejack replied as she notice Apple Bloom and the other. “Apple Bloom! Thank Celestia you’re okay.” She said running up to the small filly and hugged her tightly.

“Glad you’re here sis….um….could you let me go? I can’t...breath.” Apple Bloom said as she felt her sister loosen her hold on her.

“Oh, sorry sugar cube.”

“Not that I want to break up this short family reunion, but we might want to find some cover real quick.” Amy said as she unhinged one of the tables and pressed it against the door. “Mind holding this still for a few AJ?” She asked, the older farm pony nodded and held the door in place. While AJ held the door in place, Amy’s finger lit up as she fired a small concentrated beam of fire at the edges of the table and started to weld the door shut with said metal table.

“Think that would hold?” Applejack asked.

“It should hold for a couple of hours or so. Right now we need to figure out a way to deal with the bandits on the other side.” The Blazing Heart said as she placed a hand to her chin. While the red haired human thinks of an idea, one of the bandits that Sweetie Belle imprisoned bounced off her head causing her to look up to see the rest of them. “What the hell?”

“What in the name of Equestria are these griffons and ponies doing trapped in bubbles and floating around?” Applejack asked.

“Sweetie Belle trapped them inside with some kind of bubble spell when they tried to enter here.” Apple Bloom answered. “If she didn’t do that, then I think we might’ve been in even more trouble than how we are now.”

“Wait, you can do that Sweetie Belle?” Amy asked as the unicorn filly nodded. “.....I have an idea, but I’ll need Sweetie Belle’s assistance to do this.”

“You need my help?” Sweetie Belle asked as she points a finger to herself. “What can I do?”

“You’re going to bring a little filly to fight a group of older colts!?” Cheerilee yelled as the Blazing Heart deadpans at the school teacher.

“Bitch, I don’t think now is the time to be protective of your student given the situation we’re in. Right now this pony here is going to help save your sorry ass from certain death. So unless you have some kind of magical item or magic that could capture these bandits, then I suggest you stay there and let me do my job.”

“.....Whoa.” Scootaloo said as she notice Ms. Cheerilee’s mouth opened up in shock to what Amy said.

“That was a bit uncalled for Sugarcube.” Applejack said with a deadpan expression on her face.

“Sorry...just a bit under pressure with how everything is going today. Right now I just want this day to be over with so I can get back to relaxing back on the farm.” Amy said as she looks over at Sweetie Belle. “It’s up to you whether or not you want to help me out kid. I’m not going to pressure you into this.”

“Um….I don’t mind helping you Amy.” Sweetie Belle said as the Blazing Heart smiled.

“Really? No fooling?”

“If it means helping my classmates get out of this safe and unharmed, then I don’t mind helping you out.”

“Perfect.” Amy said as she motion Applejack and Sweetie Belle to huddle over to her. “Alright, here’s the plan.”

Chapter 13: Train Wreck

Chapter 13

Train Wreck

“Hurry up and get that door open you idiots!” yelled a gruffy looking Colt. “We need those ponies as hostages for when we stop at Ponyville.”

“You think we don’t know that? Why don’t you try to open it yourself if you’re this pressed for time?” said a buff looking griffon trying to pry the door open.

“Out of the way! Let a real colt show you how it’s done.” The same gruffy looking colt said as he tries to open the door. Just as he was about to try and open the sealed off door, the door quickly bolted off from the doorway and sent the poor colt flying off into a seat.

“What the-!?”

“Now!” Amy yelled through the door as a burst of adult size bubbles flew through the doorway as it began to capture anyone that was inside of the train cart. Once the dust had settled, Amy, Applejack, and Sweetie Belle entered into the room to see if the plan worked. “Wow, didn’t think that my plan would work this well.”

“You mean you just thought that up and didn’t think of the outcome of it?” Applejack asked.

“Like I said before I’m under a lot of pressure at the moment. Right now we need to do that same thing as before with the other bandits up a head.” The Blazing Heart said as she motion for the two ponies to follow her.

“I don’t know whether I should be worried that you’re doing this on the spot.”

“Unless you have a better idea, then be my guess. But for now get ready for the next train cart assault.” She said as she peeked over at the window carefully. Once she got a good view of the next room, The Blazing Heart could see three more stallions in the room and looked over at Sweetie Belle. “Okay, there are three stallions in the next room. We’ll do the same as before, but this time I’ll distract them while you bubble them. Sounds like a plan?”

“I still think it a stupid idea that you just thought up.” Applejack said as she moved on the other side where Amy was.

“Look, let’s just get out of this alive so you can lecture me about this later.” Amy said as she busted the door open and fired a fireball at the nearest stallion in the room, only for him to duck out of the way. “Sup losers!”

“You bitch! That could’ve burned my mane off!”

“That’s the plan idiot. What are you going to do about it?” Amy asked as she notice two of the unicorns horns beginning to glow. “Oh….forgot about the whole unicorn thing.” Barreling to the left, The Blazing Heart took cover near the nearest seat next to her to avoid the magical beams from the unicorns.

“We got her pinned down. One of you go over there and take her out-.” Before the stallion could finish, he was soon cut off mid sentence by Sweetie Belle casting a bubble onto him along with the other ponies as well within the room. “What the hell!?”

“Nice job Sweetie Belle.” Amy said as the little filly smiled in triumph. “Now we only got four more train carts to go-.” Before the Blazing Heart could finish, she along with Applejack and Sweetie Belle felt the friendship express pick up speed. “What the?”

“About time they got this thing kicking into high gear.” The Bandit said as he got the attention of both Amy and Applejack.

“What do you mean by that?”

“We’re planning on crashing this train into Ponyville station before we jump off and leave you idiots to die in this train.”

“....You do know that it wouldn’t work, right?” Applejack asked. “How many of ya’ll varmints are on this train?”

“Ten, why?”

“Sweetie Belle, how many did you trap in that bubble magic thing of yours.”

“Counting these three, about nine of them.”

“So the only one left is the one in the engine room which is all the way up there.” Amy said as Applejack nodded. “Okay, guess we’ll have to head up there and deal with the bandit in the engine room. But first, we need to get Cheerilee and the rest of the class in here.”

“Why in here?”

“Because we’re going to put the bubbled bandits into the room behind us, seal it, and then unhook it.”

“Okay, that can work. But what about anypony else on the train?” Applejack asked.

“Same as before, only we don’t seal this room up. Now given the fact that it takes about two hours to get to Ponyville at normal, it should take about an hour or less given how this train is now picking up speed. So we have at least three options.”

“And those are?”

“Option one, I’ll have to use one of my attacks to blast the engine room and destroy it. Option two, we rush up there and stop the train manually-.”

“Ha! Good luck with that. Power Cord pretty much broke the breaks on this train once it hit enough speed to cause a lot of damage to both the train station and parts of Ponyville.” The bandit said as he was soon punched in the face by Amy and sent bouncing around the room like a rubber ball in a close space.

“Well I guess option two and three are out of the picture. Guess we’re going with your plan on destroying the engine room then sugarcube?”

“Seems like. Sweetie Belle, you’re in charge in getting everypony on this train into this room. If you can get the other ponies to help you with the bandits and getting them into the room behind you, then that will be very helpful. Can you do that?” Amy asked as Sweetie Belle nodded. “Once you do that, unhook the train car from each other and try to wait for Celestia to get here.” She said as she begins to make her way to the engine room before looking over at Applejack. “Mind coming with me incase this guy is too much for me?”

“Was planning on going with ya anyway sugarcube.” Applejack said as she begins to follow Amy to the engine room leaving Sweetie Belle to do her part. “You think this plan of yours is going to work?”

“Well it’s better than anything else we got. Would you rather have the ponies working at the train station get killed by this runaway train or just have it be destroyed and no pony gets hurt….well minus the bandit in the engine room.”

“Fair enough I guess. We might get in trouble with Princess Celestia and Princess Luna.”

“Possibly we might. But given the situation we’re in, we might get off with just a slap on the wrist or community service…..my money’s on the community service thing really.”

“Well it’s better than going to the Canterlot Dungeon. I’ll take the community service then time in prison.”

“Same. Anyway look alive, we’re getting up to the engine room.” Amy said as both she and the farm pony prepare themselves to storm the engine room. “Okay once we knock this pony out, we’ll drag him out and I’ll blow the room up with my magic.”

“I hope you aren’t going to use it at close range sugarcube. I would prefer for you not to get hurt or anything.”

“Since when did you start worrying about my well being?” The human asked as it caused Applejack to become flustered and blush.

“I-I’m your friend aren’t I? It’s my job to make sure you don’t do anything reckless that could or might get you killed.” She replied back.

“Since when have I gone and done something like that?”

Now was when the farm pony folded her arms and gave Amy a deadpan look on her face. “Nightmare Moon would be a perfect example of that don't you think?”

“I mean other then that one time.”

“Your plan of trapping the bandits in Sweetie Belle’s magic bubbles?”

“....Okay, so maybe I can be a bit reckless at times….But you can’t say that it didn’t turn out bad in the end right?”

“Amy… to be fair, you’ve done so many things that are beyond daring to the point that you make ‘Reckless’ sound like your middle name,” Applejack sighed. “Besides, you gotta have somepony watch your back in situations like these.”

“Okay, now that’s a bit of a stretch with my middle name being ‘Reckless’ don’t you think?”

“Well as of right now, your plan is to use Sweetie Belle’s magic to have all of the bandits be captured and placed on the back end of the train, while it should be figuring out how to get the whole darn thing to slow down so it doesn’t explode when we reach the train’s next stop.” Applejack told her in response. “Now, are we gonna stand here and chat, or are we gonna do something?”

“First of all as that stallion said before, his friend pretty much broke the breaks on the train.” Amy clarified, looking at her friend now. “Second, blowing it up before it hits Ponyville is the only option we have going for us at the moment. Third, already went over the plan on what we’re doing now to get inside.” The Blazing Heart said as she knocked the door down to the engine room, rushed over to the bandit controlling the train, and using the butt of her claymore to knock him into the door to the thurnest. This caused the unicorn to fall to the ground knocked out.

“Uhh… Amy… If you blow it up before it hits Ponyville… you do realize that’s going to derail everypony else right?” Applejack asked. Unsure if Amy actually thought of that in her initial thought process.

“I know, why did you think I told Sweetie Belle to unhook the train car once she was done getting everypony in the room we were in remember? Seriously, you need to pay attention to what I said before....you feeling okay?”

“Honestly… I’m worried… I know you have a plan in place, but if something goes wrong, ponies will get hurt… my sister is on board this train… I wouldn’t forgive myself if anything happened to her.”

“Look I get that you’re worried about your sister and all. But given the situation we’re in, we’re pretty much out of options,” Amy reminded her. “When Sweetie Belle unhook the car she’s in, she along with her classmates will be safe as they slowly begin to slow down seeing how it’s not attach to the train anymore. Once that’s taken care of, I can blow the engine room up and we can get off. The train will stop slowly possibly causing a few property damage, but it won’t kill anypony in the train station so long as they aren’t in front of it.” Applejack… after thinking this over for a moment… then decided to go to where one of the unconscious bandits was and pick up what resembled a shotgun off the floor as she looked back at Amy.

“Okay… What do we do next?”

“Simple really.” Amy turned her attention at the thurnest as she opens it and begins to make the fire inside of it form into a ball and begins to grow. Once she notices it was starting to grow, she quickly closed the door to the thurnest tightly and placed a hand on Applejack’s shoulder and smiles casually. “We run like hell. Because in a matter of one minute, this thing is going to blow.”

Applejack… honestly did not know what was going through Amy’s mind to make something like this actually okay. But preferred not to question it. Right now, they needed to do what the Blazing Heart said to do. Run like Hell.

“Well? Don’t just stand there like a deer in headlights. Let’s go!” Amy yelled as she motions for the apple farmer to follow her. Both of them bolted out of there faster than a group of Wonderbolts in the middle of a race as the time on the explosive began to count down.

Tick… tick… tick… tick.

BOOM!!

“Huh, didn’t expect it to go off that quickly like that.” The human said as she opened the door to the back of the train car that Sweetie Belle was in. Just as she did that, she would see that the room they were in before was far away down the track that lead towards Ponyville. “Okay with that taken care of, we just have to jump off...hope you’re good with rolling out of a soon to be burning train?”

“Uh… Amy…” She said, pointing out something that was coming up. And that was the fact that the explosion severed the tracks and where they would need to jump… is into a lake several stories below. “Did you plan for jumping into the lake?”

“I was planning on using my fire magic to support our fall, but I think jumping into a lake would be better.”

“Then let’s go!” Applejack told her, already running for the edge and leaping off into the waters below.

“.....I really wish my mom didn’t take me out of swimming class when I was in elementary school.” Amy took a few steps back before running and jumping off the train and into the water below as well. Once she dived into the water, she began to try to make her way up to the surface but was having problems keeping her head up. “Can’t….swim...Help!”

That was when she felt somepony pull her out of the water and lay her flat on the ground. “I gotcha, sugarcube… you’re safe now.” Applejack said as it caused Amy to blush and hold onto the farm pony tightly.

“T-Thanks….Um...mind not telling anyone that I can’t swim?”

“Define anyone.” Applejack asked, pointing to the side… where Sweetie Belle and everypony else on board the train was. “Because I think they already know…”

“.....I should’ve stayed on that train.”

A bit of silence was drawn over the entire group… until one random colt soon shouted out of nowhere. “Oh, JUST KISS ALREADY!!”

“....Yeah sugarcube, I think we both should’ve stayed on that train.” Applejack said as she tilted her hat to cover up the blush that appeared on her face from that statement.

“At least it can’t get any worse right?”

“What are you two doing?” They both soon heard a familiar voice as they turned to see both Sandy and Cindy looking directly at them. “And don’t say ‘it’s not what it looks like’ because right now… it definitely is what it looks like.” Both Amy and Applejack look at each other for a moment before looking up at the two androids floating above them.

“It’s not what it looks like.”

Off in the distance near the mountain of Canterlot. There on the edge of a piece of earth sticking out of the mountain with binoculars watching the event unfold was a girl with white silvery hair, wearing a black and white outfit that looked like it came from neighpon.

"It's been twenty years since you went missing Amy, and here you are in a world full of technicolor cuteness." said the girl with nine tails licking her lips. “Finally, you and I can be together at last without anyone to get in our way. Wait for me my love, for you will be mine and mine alone and no one else's!”

Chapter 14: Luck of the Lyra

Chapter 14

Luck of the Lyra

“This sucks!” Amy yelled as she and Applejack were in the field bucking apple trees. Well mostly Applejack given how muscular the farm pony is compared to the human fire torch. “I can’t believe I’m banned from taking the Friendship Express. Did they not see us save those ponies and capture the bandits on the train?”

“Was that before or after you caused several hundreds worth of bits in property damage to the train?” Applejack asked as the Blazing Heart simply snort.

“Hey, you were a part of my plan to. So why the hell didn’t you get punish?”

“Well sugarcube, that’s mostly because I don’t have any form of magic that caused damage not only to the train but to part of the train tracks that lead to Canterlot and Ponyville. And possibly because I’m the element of honesty.” She said with a prideful expression on her face.

“Yeah, keep soaking up that ego of yours. That will get you far in life.”

“Look all I’m saying is that you should really get a hold of your fire magic. Maybe find yourself somepony that can train you?”

“And who would be willing to do that after what happened not only in Ponyville, but also to the friendship express?” Amy asked as she quickly interrupted Applejack. “And no, I am not going to Twilight for help.”

“Look, I know you two have your problems, but Twilight is a good magic teacher. Just give her a chance.”

“I am not going to have her teach me on how to use magic. Especially after what happen to me last month.”

(Flashback to last month)

“God, they really need to get a new tractor or something.” Amy said as she tiredly dragged herself upstairs to the bathroom. Once inside she began to take off her clothes, throwing them to the side, and hopped right into the shower without hesitation. Just as she turn the water on and adjusted it to the right temperature, the Blazing Heart let out a relaxing sigh before starting to scrub herself clean while singing a tune. While the human was singing in the shower, unknowingly to her. A certain lavender colored unicorn was in the bathroom taking notes while examining the human’s clothes.

“Interesting. How can your clothes be still intact even after you accidentally set yourself on fire from time to time?” Twilight asked, which caused Amy to stop singing and open the curtain to the bathtub. Upon doing that, Amy’s face burn bright red upon seeing Twilight and a very annoyed Spike standing there in the bathroom.

“What the fuck are you two doing here!?” Amy asked as she quickly covered herself up with the shower curtain.

“Oh good, you’re available. I have a few questions that I want you to answer if you would?”

“Why would I answer your questions now? Especially when I’m in the fucking shower getting myself clean!?”

“Hm, good point...want me to join you so I can help you get cleaned up?” Twilight asked as her horn glowed causing a sponge and soap to appear in front of herself. “This would also help with me getting a better understanding of the human body.” There was a long silent pause upon that statement as Amy looked over at Spike as he sighed.

“I’m only here because I’m forced to be here.” The dragon said as she noticed Amy’s hand beginning to catch on fire. “Uh oh.”

“Okay so maybe Twilight can be….a little bit too excited when it comes to learning something new. But she’s still a nice pony...once you get past her need to learn new things and stuff.” Applejack said with an awkward chuckle. “I’m not helping your case am I?”

“No, no you are not. And to add more to this little conversation, this wouldn’t be the only time she has done something like this.” The human said as she grabbed an apple from off the tree. “She followed me when I was eating, followed me when I was getting stuff on the list that Granny Smith wanted me to buy for your house, the time I wanted to spend some time with Sandy & Cindy, going to the bathroom, and the biggest creepiest thing she’s ever done was watching me from a bush like a stalker as I took a swim in the pool near that open field not to far from here.”

“........Okay, I’ll see if I can have a talk with her about personal space when I get the chance.”

“See that you do. Because if not, I will either blast her away with my fire, or I will get a restraining order to have her keep her distance from me.” Amy said as she took a bite out of the apple she took. “And trust me, you do not want to see me when I’m pissed.”

“I kinda figured that out after what happened to Rainbow Dash...Still can’t believe you set her on fire like that.”

“Hey, she started by spying on me from a cloud in the air. And I didn’t set her on fire….for the most part at least.”

“Well if you think that she’s going to trust you after that, then you my friend are up a creek without a paddle.”

“Whatever, it’s not like I was going to be her friend anyway.” Amy said as she finish eating the apple she took from the pile before tossing the core into the pig’s feeding trough.

“Noted…just…try not to kill anypony or hurt then to badly. Okay?”

“I make no promises on that second one.” The human said as she started making small shapes with her fire.
“So aside from Twilight and Rainbow being nosey, how do you feel about my other friends? Like Pinkie and Fluttershy?” Applejack asked her out of curiosity. “I mean, you probably met them at one point or another, right?”

“So far you, Fluttershy, and Pinkie are okay in my book to be around with. The others...Not so much.”

“Well, I get the reason why for two of them. But wait…Why exactly aren’t you good with Rarity?” Applejack questioned as the color from Amy’s face turned pale upon that question.

“Let’s just say I prefer for her not to touch my clothes…well try to strip me of my clothes because they’re a fashion disaster…”

Applejack could only raise an eyebrow at that. “How the hay did something like that happen?”

“How the hell should I know? One minute she likes it, and now she wants to take my only pair of clothes away from me.” The human said as she shivered at the thought of her trying to strip her. “I prefer not to let her touch me...ever!”

“...... Did she like them before you did your crazy stunt on the train?”

“....Yes.”

“And she told you to get rid of them after what happened on the friendship express…” Applejack replied back, taking a deep breath and sighing for a moment.

“Yes…Oh now I get it.”

“Your clothes had been messed up because of what you did…” Applejack replied, facepalming herself. “Tell you what, next time I go into town, I’ll ask her if she can make something for you without any unnecessary removal of clothes. I bet that not only would she be open for doing that, but she can patch up those clothes too if you give her the chance.”

“No way in hell will I trust her with giving me a set of new clothes. Lord knows she might make me a frilly looking dress, and I fucking hate those with a burning passion… no pun intended.”

“I figured as much…” Applejack replied back. “Well, unless you want to use any hand me downs that were once in my closet or Big Mac’s, then I believe you don’t really got much of a choice in the matter…” Setting down the feed for the farm animals, Applejack pulled out a list from her pocket as she looked it over. “Alright… Now, the only thing that’s left on here is to pick up some flour from Sugarcube Corner. Of course, I would normally go by myself… but do you want to tag along?”

“Might as well. I needed to stop by that place to fix the second oven again.”

“...... What did you do this time?” The farm pony questioned.

“Really? When something breaks you suspect it was caused by me?”

“You said you needed to fix it again. So, I was lead to believe that this was a repeat occurrence.”

“Well if you must know. Pinkie Pie thought it was a good idea to make a TNT cake. Only problem with that was that she used sticks of dynamite as candles instead of making it out of cake and used sparklers as the lite fuse.”

“And where exactly did she get the dynamite from?” Applejack asked while they were walking.

“This is Pinkie Pie we’re talking about. That’s like asking how the hell she can fit a giant party cannon in her mane without it being noticed.”

Applejack thought that comment over for a moment, just as the two of them were approaching the edge of ponyville. “That… is a rather valid point actually.”

“See, so you shouldn’t be surprised by something like this… which makes me think she can make a pocket dimension in her mane to be able to hold a lot of shit in there.” Amy told her back in response, all while looking back at Applejack, even though Applejack stopped for a moment… for one particular reason.

“Uhh, sugarcube? Maybe you should watch where you’re-” Before Applejack could finish warning the human, she soon flinched from seeing Amy bump into another pony that was making her way towards them. “Going…”

“Could’ve warned me a head of time AJ.” Amy said as she pulls herself up from off the pony she bumped into. “Are you okay? Sorry about that.”

The pony herself just blinked for a moment, before getting up and looking back at Amy rather closely as if she was examining her. “O-oh my gosh! Are you… Are you a human?!” All Amy could do was reply back with an awkward nod. “That… is… AWESOME!!!”

“Please don’t tell me she’s part of your fan club, Amy…” Applejack chuckled a bit as she straightened the hat on her head.

“Wait I have a fan club?”

“I was being sarcastic…” Applejack deadpanned. Before Amy could say anything about it, the mare grabbed her by the wrist and began dragging her along the ground.

“Come along! I finally can prove to my roommate that humans are indeed real!!” The mare proclaimed… even though she looked like she was kidnapping Amy for no reason whatsoever.

“H-Hey wait a minute! Don’t I get a say in this!? More importantly, who are you!?”

“Lyra’s my name, proving that humans do indeed exist is my game!” She rhymed, “Now, who are you, oddly dressed human I just met that may or may not have anger issues!!?”

“Amy Anderson the Third. Now let me go before I set you on fire…” Amy threaten as her right hand began to burn on fire. All that did was have Lyra’s horn glow for a moment, before the flames Amy once had soon disappeared. “The fuck!?”

“I have a magic nullification spell, silly!” The unicorn replied back to her with a smile. “Hold on, we’re almost at my place!”

“Help! I’m being kidnapped by a mint colored unicorn! Call the royal guards!” Amy yelled, before Lyra used her levitation magic to toss her in through the door. Startling the earth pony that was inside as Amy laid flat on the ground… While Lyra placed one of her hooves on her spine.

“Bonbon! I found one!!!” The unicorn declared proudly… however, her roommate wasn’t really so thrilled by this.

“Lyra, what the hay!?” Her roommate snapped as she walked into the living room. “I was trying to read the paper this morning and you-” Immediately though, she happened to notice Amy’s predicament and then glared at Lyra. “What did you do?”

Lyra was surprised for a moment… before looking back at the earth pony. “Okay… but you can’t be mad at me.”

“What… did you do, Lyra?” Bonbon grit her teeth, glaring at the unicorn.

“Okay first… I was minding my own business-” She tried to reply back, before getting cut off by her roommate as she threw the newspaper she was reading so hard that Amy could feel the floorboards shake.

“Horseapples!!”

“I WAS!!”

“And exactly what were you doing while you were ‘minding your own business’?”

“Well, first I was walking down the street casually. Then Amy here collided into me. It was through that moment that I realized that she was indeed what YOU thought was a mere myth! A human in the flesh!!!”

“Oh dear goddess, you foalnapped her right off the street, didn’t you?”

“You’re damn right she did!” Amy said as she pulled herself up and glared at Lyra. To which, Bonbon was really not happy about it as she looked at Amy.

“I’m… really sorry about my roommate. She’s rather… desperate when it comes to proving herself right.”

“Care to explain? Because at this point I’m a bit pissed to the point where I could beat the crap out of her without the use of magic.”

“Lyra is rather…compulsive when it comes to the topic of…Hoo-mans I think it was spelled,” Bonbon sighed. “It’s been something that she’s had since Fillyhood. Going as far as making ‘hands’ out of Paper mache and trying to do research reports on it when she was in preschool.”

“.....Wow…..I don’t know if I should find that impressive, creepy, or both.”

“Mostly both… some of the time, she does it without thinking and realizes it after the fact.” Bonbon replied, watching as Lyra soon went into a spare room… before they heard her cry out in what sounded like pain because of the ear splitting screech.

“OH DEAR CELESTIA, WHY DID I DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT!?! I JUST WANTED FOR US TO BE FRIENDS!!!”

“Geez, not so fucking loud dammit!” Amy said while covering her ears from the pain before shaking her head. “First of all, I have no problem being your friend, but you doing what you did to me is something I will not tolerate. You think anyone human wise would be your friend after that. Well besides me of course?”

“I already tried with those other two, but they just keep ignoring me!!”

“Did you try to kidnap them like you did with me?”

“No, I just asked them if they could come with me! They said that they were busy with things and that you may be the only person available!”

“.....I’m going to kill them both for this the next time I see them.” Amy said as she pinched the bridge of her nose. “Alright, here’s the plan. I’m willing to be your friend-”

“Really!?” Lyra was about to hug the human, only to be met with a hand to her face.

“But if you pull that shit on me again, then I will kick your ass and leave. Got it?” She asked, only to feel Lyra rub her face against her hand while holding it.

“H-Hands~! So soft and fingery~!”

“.....This is going to happen every time I meet with Lyra, isn’t it?” The human asked as she looked over at BonBon who gave a nod as she sighs in both exasperation and annoyance. “Well it’s better than having Twilight probe me for answers and stuff.”

Chapter 15: The Journey To The Velvets

Chapter 15

The Journey To The Velvets

(Morning, Sweet Apple Acres)

The door to the apple family household burst open as a familiar red haired human ran inside in her bra & undies and quickly shuts the door behind herself. Applejack who was reading the newspaper at the kitchen table looked over to see Amy as a deadpan expression appeared on her face as she asked.

“Did you lose a bet with somepony or did Twilight try to do her science stuff on you?”

“Science stuff! You gotta hide me!” Amy yelled as Applejack tapped her foot onto the floor board causing it to open up.

“Get down stairs. I’ll take care of her.” The earth pony said as the door to the basement quickly closed upon seeing the human hopped down into it. Just as it closed, Twilight poofed into the room as she looked around for the human.

“Where is she? I know she’s here because I saw her run in here!”

“Twilight, I think you might have a bit of a problem.”

“I don’t have a problem. What makes you say that?”

“Oh I don’t know, maybe because you chased Amy here in nothing but her underwear!?” Applejack stated as she glared at the unicorn. “Serious, this has been what the sixth time that you've done something like that to her?”

“Seventh actually, but they weren’t that bad...” Twilight said as Applejack’s left eye twitch a bit from this.

“That bad!? Freezing her in a block of ice in her sleep wasn’t that bad!?”

“I wanted to see if her body would be able to automatically keep itself warm if she passed out in cold temperatures.”

“And almost drowning her in water?”

“I wanted to see how long she could breath underwater. Have to say, she lasted for about an hour and forty-five minutes.”

“And what about throwing her off a mountain from Canterlot mountain...twice?” Twilight paused for a moment, before a sheepish expression appeared on her face.

“To see how durable she can handle falling from high places?” Twilight said as Applejack looked at her in both anger and disappointment. “Okay, maybe that was going a little bit to far.”

“A little?”

“Okay maybe too far. But I have to do this in order to catalog this for both science and health reasons. I mean now that she has a pair of ears and a tail, I can’t just ignore this and not do some research on this!”

“That’s good an all, but what you did was going to far. Even by your standards of craziness.”

“Hey what I’m doing isn’t crazy. It’s for the good of science and pony kind! Now can you please tell me where Amy ran off to?”

“Fine, she used one of them teleporting stone things and skiddle off to where Granny Smith is at.”

“I knew she would be in Appaloosa!” Twilight said before waving goodbye to Applejack and quickly teleports off. As she did that, Applejack stomped her hoof to the ground as the door to the basement opened up. Amy slightly poked her head up and quickly looked around before coming out.

“Sweet buttery jesus! What is up with that mare!? I've never felt this scared in my entire life. Well other than my childhood, this one takes the cake to a whole new level of fear!”

“I am so sorry about that. Normally Twilight isn’t like this when it comes to something like this, but this is going a bit to far.”

“Oh yea think!? Who the fuck takes a person’s clothes in their sleep and ties them to an examination table!?”

“....That would explain why you’re in your undies. Speaking of that.” Applejack walks over and opens the kitchen closet. As she did that, she soon tosses a black shirt and navy blue overall over to the human.

“Thank god you keep a spare set of clothes laying around the house in case for emergencies.” The human said as she quickly puts them on with haste. Once they were on, she caught a scent of Apple and Cinnamon coming from her clothes as she smiled. “I guess there are some perks to having clothes on the farm.”

“You’re welcome by the way sugarcube. So anything else you’re planning on doing today, or are you going to hide from Twilight?”

“Originally I was going to hid from Twilight. But seeing how she’ll be someplace else, I can actually relax a bit...at least for the most part. I’ll have to ask my cousins for some kind of motion detector that can sense movement and magic.”

“That would be nice knowing that I don’t have to worry about you disappearing during the night.But what if that failed to work?”

”Hm, maybe Celestia can help me with her.” Amy said as she heard Applejack snicker. The human raised an eyebrow at her. “You got something you want to say?”

“No offense sugarcube, but there’s no way in tartarus that Princess Celestia would help you. Especially with how much of a pain you been for her.”

“Hey I’m not that much of a pain to her!”

“Oh really? Need I remind you as to what happen when you first went to Canterlot three months ago?”

(Flashback, Canterlot Castle)

“Hey, Celestia? You know those nobles from neightpon you were talking to?” Amy asked as Celestia slowly nodded after looking up from her work. “I think I struck a deal with them.”

“You don’t speak neighponese...do you?” Celestia asked with a worried look on her face.

“No, but I think I might’ve sold your sister to them? That might of happened.” Amy said as Celestia heard someone yelling from outside. Looking out the window, she could see Princess Luna flailing around as she is carried away by kirins and earth ponies.

“WHAT ARE YOU DOING!? UNHAND ME YOU CURD! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM!? SISTER PLEASE, HELP ME!” Luna yelled as Celestia looked over at the human with an angry expression as her hair lite on fire.

“I think we get like five crates of gold, so that’s worth it right?”

(End Flashback)

“...Okay I see what you mean. But to be fair she has been somewhat of an ass towards me. Mainly having her guards keeping an eye on me in secret. Which isn’t much of a secret when they stick out like a sore thumb due to the armor they’re wearing.”

“Either way, there’s no way Princess Celestia nor Princess Luna will help you with Twilight. Not unless you be nice to them...which I doubt you’ll do.”

“Yeah, not going to happen unless hell freezes over.” Amy said as she took a seat next to Applejack. “Before I forget, didn’t you say that you would talk to Twilight about what she did to me?”

“I did...for the most part. It’s kinda hard to get her to listen when somepony like you and your cousins appear out of nowhere with stuff never seen in Equestria.”

“So basically, I’m fucked.” Amy said before an idea appeared in her head and a grin appearing on her face. “Unless~”

“You’re not going to burn Twilight’s home to the ground.”

“I wasn’t thinking it...But I’ll save it as a last resort. Do you have a book on the rules and laws of Equestria?” Applejack reached underneath the table as she tosses said book over to the human who blinked in surprise by this. “Any reason why you have this underneath the table?”

“Granny uses it for support seeing how the table is a bit lopsided on this end.” She said as she notice Amy looking through the book. “What are you looking for in that book?”

“Trying to see if I can use the law in my favor or something to that degree.” The human said as she looked through the book a bit more before seeing what she was looking for. “And it would seem that I have found what I need. Thank god Celestia and Luna never change the laws of Equestria for the past one-thousand years from what I saw in the Canterlot Library.”

“Care to explain?”

“Says here that I can challenge anyone-”

“Anypony.” Applejack corrected which caused Amy to flip the bird at the farmer pony who chuckled.

“Anyone that have been born and raised in Canterlot has the right to challenge anyone to a dual. The challenger has the right to pick said dual be it of any kind ranging from combat, magic, or a game of chess.”

“Doesn’t that only apply to ponies that have been in Equestria for a long time?” Applejack asked, which caused the human to close the book and tosses it over to the earth pony.

“Welp, that idea is out the window. There has to be a way to get her to stop doing this crap to me.” The human said as she pulled herself up and began to walk back and forth while thinking.

“Wait, what about Twilight’s parents?”

“Come again?”

“Why not talk to Twilight’s parents about this?” Applejack said as a wide grin appeared on Amy’s face.

“Of course! Why didn’t I think of this before!? All I have to do is talk with Twilight’s parents, get them to talk some sense into that thick head of her’s, and then I won’t have to keep one eye open every time I go to sleep. Applejack I would kiss you if this plan works out.” She said as the mare blushed a bit from that.

“U-Um, well, you’re welcome sugarcube.” She said before shaking her head. “A-Anyway, let’s head over to Canterlot with the help of your cousins.”

“Why not take the train?”

“You’re banned from taking the train remember?”

“Oh...right...Let’s head over to Sugarcube Corner to see if Sandy can help us get to Canterlot.” Applejack nodded as she pulled herself up from her seat and began to make her way towards the door.

“We might want to hurry. Twilight might return from Appaloosa when she realises that you’re not there.”

“How long do we have?”

“About an hour or two if she hasn’t run into Granny Smith yet.” She said as the duo stared at each other for a moment before booking it down to sugarcube corner. While the two make their way over to Sugarcube Corner, a certain rainbow colored pegasus took notice to them running down the dirt covered road. She raised an eyebrow to this as she begins to follow after them. Mostly Amy after what she almost did to her when they first met, and to see if she can get some kind of payback on her.

(Sugarcube Corner)

“I’m not going to carry you two to Canterlot Amy.” Sandy said as she pulled out a tray of freshly baked cookies from out of the oven.

“Come on Sandy, you’re the second person I know who can help me out with this.” Amy said as she tried to take one of the cookies from off the try, only for Sandy to smack her hand away from it.

“By second you’re referring to my sister as first?”

“Yes. And I would ask her first, but she’s a bit busy with the repairs for the train and train tracks from what happen two days ago.”

“Look I know your cousin can be a bit...rash and impulsive at time. But even she doesn’t deserve to be harrassed by Twilight like this. I mean, how would you like it if This was happening to you?” Applejack said which caused Sandy to grimace from the thought of it.

“Okay, I’ll help. But I won’t be able to carry the both of you to Canterlot. Some of the parts I have are kind being looked at by Twilight so she can see if she can make replicas incase they get damage or broken.” Sandy said before putting another tray of uncooked cookies into the oven. “But I might know of a way to get you to Canterlot.”

“I hate to ask, but what would that be?” Amy asked as she motions for the two to follow her outside to the back of Sugarcube Corner. Once there, they see a giant blue colored cannon with Pinkie Pie’s cutie mark on it. “Oh, hey. I remember that….Oh fuck.”

“Yep, I can use this to fire you both towards Canterlot.”

“....Nope.” Applejack said as she started to walk away. “Not going to soar through the sky like before. Earth ponies were not meant to fly like that.” She said before yelping due to feeling Amy grab her tail and was pulled back over to the two.

“You sure this is the only way to get to Canterlot?” Amy asked as Sandy nodded.

“This is the only way. Unless you want me to get Rarity to do it? Which I doubt she would be willing to due to the fact she’s not good at teleporting like how Twilight is.” Amy and Applejack looked at each other for a moment before sighing and began to get into the Cannon from behind.

“Sugarcube. You’re kind getting a bit too close to me.” Applejack said as a blush appeared on her face while trying to push Amy back a bit from her. “Could you move back a bit?”

“It’s not like I can do that AJ. This cannon doesn’t have much spare room.” Amy said as she head the back part of the cannon closing. Once it closed, the two hear the cannon turning to the right as they saw Canterlot Castle from the hole of the cannon they’re in.

“Just a fair warning. You will hit Canterlot with the help of this cannon, but you might be a few inches off where you’ll be landing. So I hope you two brought a parashoot or something to support your fall.” Sandy said as the human and earth pony looked at each other with worried expressions.

“Did you bring anything like that?” Amy asked as Applejack shook her head.

“No, I thought you would seeing how you always have something in that saddlebag of yours when it comes to something like this.” There was a moment of silence between the two before hearing Sandy starting to count down.

“Okay! In Three...Two...One!”

“Sandy wait! We change our-!” Before Amy could finish, Sandy pulled the rope attached to the cannon as she fired Amy and Applejack out of the cannon. She quickly looked over from behind the cannon to see the two holding each other as they flew through the air while screaming.

“I’m...sure they’re be okay. I mean if all else fails, AJ can just use Amy as a means to cushion the fall.” She said before noticing a hot air balloon flying by beside her as a sudden realization hit her like a ton of brick. “Oh...I didn’t know they had hot air balloons...I hope they don't hold it against me for not noticing that.”

Chapter 16: Clothes shopping

Chapter 15

Clothes Shopping

Canterlot. The city for the rich and royalty. Home to Princess Celestia and Princess Luna, this city is a shining beacon and capital of Equestria. For years this city has forever been known for its peace, royalty, and elegance...well used to be like that as a certain red-haired girl and apple farming pony crashed smack dab into Canterlot. Mainly donut joe’s donut store. A loud crash could be heard as ponies from inside the donut store flee in terror as Amy let out an audible groan of pain. Mainly due to the fact that she had to use her own body to support the fall and to make sure Applejack didn’t get hurt.

“I...am going to kill Pinkie Pie for this…” Amy said as she unwrapped her arms from around Applejack. “You okay?”

“Yeah. I’m alright.” AJ said as she quickly pulled herself up. “But are you okay? That looked like it really hurt?”

“Yeah...I’m fine.” The human said as she staggered to her feet and shakingly raised a thumb up toward the farm pony. “I suffered worse.”

“Good, cause we need to run for it.”

“Wait why-”

“Hey!” Both Amy and AJ looked behind themselves as they saw a very pissed off earth pony glaring at them. “You two better have enough money to pay for the busted up roof and floor that you caused. And I mean right now.”

“Oh don’t worry I can cover for the damage.” Amy said as she reached into her coat pocket and pulled out a purple color ball and slammed it onto the ground. ”Run for it!” She yelled as the duo bolted it out of the store and down the streets of Canterlot. Once they were a good distance away from the donut shop, the duo turned the corner and waited as they looked at each other. “Okay...bad start on the search for Twilight’s parents. But I’m sure this won’t be a problem.”

“You really need to stop saying stuff like that. it tends to make things worse for us.”

“Name one time that happened.”

“....The train incident?” Applejack answered as Amy deadpans at the farm pony.

“Whatever. Let’s just find out where Twilight’s folks live and get them to help us deal with her. Because I am tired of her doing surprise experiments on me almost every time in my sleep!”

“Were all of them that bad?”

“Yes...especially the sleeping in ice one. Thank god I figured out how to control my body temperature in my sleep, otherwise, I’d be dead or worse.” Amy looked over the corner they were hiding behind. “Okay, I think we lost him.”

“Pretty sure he wouldn’t be able to chase after us given how big he is...not to mention the damage to his place of business. He would need to call somepony to get the place fixed up.”

“Perfect, then we can make our way through the city...Any idea on where Twilight’s parents live?”

“I...do not. But maybe we can ask around the city for information on where they might live.”

“Alright, that shouldn’t be a problem. Let’s start with-” Before Amy could take a step forward out of the alleyway, Applejack placed a hand on her shoulder and pulled her back a bit.

“Before we do that, we need to get you some clothes first.”

“What’s wrong with the clothes I have on?”

“Nothing wrong with what you got on...but you’re kinda running low on spare clothes seeing how you keep returning without your clothes on.”

“Fair point. This place has a clothing store of some kind?”

“Yeah, but I don’t know where. Never did pay much attention to where that place is seeing how I never needed to go there.”

“If only Rarity was here. She does know the streets of Canterlot like the back of her hands.” Amy said as she leans against the corner they were hiding behind. Applejack looked over the blazing heart’s shoulder as she saw a few familiar faces walking down the street across from them.

“I think you might be able to ask her that.” She said as the mare pointed over to Rarity and the CMC following after her.

“Perfect! Looks like luck is on our side today.” Amy said before quickly running over to the seamstress and the Crusaders. “Rarity! Thank god you’re here.”

“Amy? Applejack? What are you two doing here? Weren’t you banned from using the train after what happened?”

“Amy was banned. I’m not.” Applejack corrected after following the human. “How we got here was thanks to Amy’s brilliant idea of using Pinkie Pie’s party cannon.” Rarity and the others looked over at Amy with a deadpan expression on their faces.

“Don’t give me that look. How was I supposed to know that she had a giant cannon that could do something like that.”

“...This is the mare that saved Ponyville from Nightmare Moon...Is it too late to ask for your cousins to help me with my magic?” Sweetie Belle asked as Amy deadpans back at the little unicorn filly.

“I keep telling you, they don't have magic at all. Only technology seeing how they’re cyborgs...I think.”

“Were you dropped on your head a lot when you were a little filly?” Apple Bloom asked as the human shot her a glare before looking over at Rarity.

“Back to the topic at hand. We need your help Rarity.”

“If it involves hiding you from Royal Guards, then you can count me out of whatever trouble you’re in.”

“Not that drama queen. We need to find a clothing store. I’m kinda running out of clothes due to Twilight still doing her testing on me in my sleep.”

“That would explain why you come back on the farm in your undies or naked sometimes.” Apple Bloom said as she noticed a sparkle in her eyes. “Uh oh.”

“So what you’re saying is...you need to go clothes shopping?” Rarity asked as she moved a bit closer to Amy.

“Well, we were pretty much looking for where the clothing store is-”

“Say no more darling.” Amy felt the unicorn reach for her hands. “It must be hard to try and live a normal life here, and Twilight isn’t making it better. But fret not my only human friend! For Rarity will assist in getting you the most fashionable clothing for you!”

“...Applejack...help?”

“Much as I’m against shopping for clothes with Rarity, you do need to find some clothes, and Rarity is the expert in clothes shopping.” Applejack said while scratching the back of her head. “Unless you want to go shopping while Twilight isn’t busy?”

“.....Alright. Let’s get this over with.” She said with a bit of dread in her voice. Rarity lets out a loud cheer, before starting to drag the poor human off towards the clothing store. Applejack stared at them for a moment before looking over at Apple Bloom and her friends.

“What are you three doing here?”

“Sweetie Belle invited us to come with her and Rarity to Canterlot. Seeing how it’s the weekend and we finished all our homework. Why not go along with her someplace new.” Apple Bloom answered.

“Plus, we wanted to see if we can get something new for Sweetie Belle to wear.” Scootaloo added.

“Nothing wrong with the outfit that Amy gave me, but I kinda want something that isn’t so revealing when a gust of wind blows my way.” Sweetie Belle said as the older apple sister nodded.

“I can totally understand that. I’m not a huge fan of dresses unless it’s for something important or something along those lines.” She said before looking up at Amy and Rarity walking down the street towards the clothing store. “We should follow after them before something bad happens.”

“You think something bad will happen?” Apple Bloom asked as AJ simply stared at her with a raised eyebrow. “On second thought, yeah. Let’s go after them.”

“I’m starting to have second thoughts about this.” Amy said as she was being pushed through the store with a pile of clothes in her hands. “Isn’t this a bit much for just a set of clothes?”

“Nonsense darling. Haven’t you had a girls shopping spree where you and your mother or friends gone shopping?” Rarity asked which caused Amy to grimace upon hearing that.

“I...never did anything like that.”

“Is there a reason behind that?” Applejack asked.

“Well, it wasn’t like I didn’t want to do. But when you become an orphan at a young age and your only legal guardian is a…maid with certain problems. You don’t really have much time for stuff like that.” She said before noticing Rarity looking at her with teary eyes.

“You poor unfortunate soul. We must spend all day getting you well dressed and groomed like a proper lady.”

“Much as I would love to, but we have to deal with what we came here to do.”

“What are you two doing here anyway? Applejack rarely comes to Canterlot unless she needs to pick up farm tools or soil for the farm, and you don’t come here due to the various events with Princess Celestia and Princess Luna.” Scootaloo asked as Amy and AJ looked over at the small pegasus.

“We’re going to ask Twilight’s parents if they can do something about Twilight’s behavior.” Amy answered. “It’s getting too much for me and I’m getting tired of waking up the next day in her lab or someplace else naked or having to leave my clothes behind just to escape her lab/dungeon.”

“Was it...that bad?” Rarity asked as Amy shuddered at the painful memories of Twilight’s experiments.

“You try getting a goodnight’s sleep, only to wake up to find yourself on a lab table or in a frozen block of ice!”

“....So pretty much another Pinkie Pie moment?” Rarity asked as AJ nodded causing the unicorn to sigh. “You think she would understand by now that certain things can’t be explained by science.”

“Hence why we need to get there before Twilight returns. Mostly for her sake and mine.” Applejack said as Rarity raised an eyebrow at her. “What?”

“.....Are you two dating by any chance?” She asked as both the human and farm pony stared at her with blushes on their faces before saying in union.

“W-W-What!?”

“Well, you two seem to be hanging around each other almost every day for the past two to three months. Not to mention you seem to always have her back when she comes home without her clothes on after Twilight’s testing. Also, you seem to be a bit protective of her lately...any reason why behind that?”

“Look, we’re just friends! That’s all!” Applejack said with a stern gaze. “You need to stop overthinking things Rarity.”

“Yeah, stop overthinking things lady.” Amy said before feeling herself pushed into the changing room.

“Hey, not my fault you two are making ponies assume things. Now go and try out those outfits and see which one fits you.”

“You sure this is okay for me to wear?”

“Of course it is! After all, you humans have the same figure as us ponies so it shouldn’t be a problem.” With a sigh, the blazing heart began to look through the pile of clothes given to her by Rarity. While the group of adult mares and human were busy talking to each other, the CMC began to walk around the store. Mainly to see if anything catches their attention. Just as Sweetie Belle was making a turn around a line of clothes, she lets out a small grunt from bumping into someone as she fell onto her bottom.

“Ugh, it's you blank flanks.” said a familiar voice. The unicorn looks up to see Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon looking at them in disgust.

"What are you two doing here?" asked Scootaloo as she picked Sweetie Belle from off the ground.

“Enjoying ourselves with the money daddy gave me to go shopping with. Well, we were enjoying ourselves until you three came.” Silver Spoon said as she eyed Sweetie Belle’s clothing. “What’s with that weird outfit you’re wearing? What did your sister make those from materials from the lost and found?” she asked as both she and Diamond Tiara burst into a fit of laughter.

“Hey! For your information jerks, Sweetie Belle became Amy’s student in becoming an Elemental Master.” Apple Bloom as the spoiled ponies fit of laughter started to die down upon hearing that.

“Wow, she picked you to be her student?” Silver Spoon asked while trying not to laugh again. “She must be pretty desperate if she picked a blank flank like you as her apprentice.”

“That or just doing it out of pity because of how lame they are.” Diamond Tiara added as Scootaloo was about to say something, only for Sweetie Belle to place a hand in front of her as a means to stop her.

“Don’t let their words get to you. Remember what Cheerliee said, they’re just words. Not like they can hurt us.” She said before looking over at Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon. “Look, we're just here for a little shopping. So why don’t you two just leave us alone and go on with what you’re doing.”

“Sorry, but only those with cutie marks are allowed into my father’s store.”

“Wait, your father owns this store?” Apple Bloom asked.

“Well duh, Filthy Rich owns almost all the stores in Canterlot.” Silver Spoon answered. “Which means we can get anything for free if we wanted. But unlike you poor ponies, we like to pay for our things. Not get it for free.”

“That also means we’re technically the owners of this place.” Diamond Tiara said as she waved at them to leave the store. “So you three are not allowed to shop in any of the stores that daddy owns.” She said as the crusaders stared at her in disbelief.

“That’s not fair!” yelled Sweetie Belle. “You can’t do that!”

“Of course I can. I’m rich, and you’re poor. What are you going to do? Call your slutty sister on us?” There was an awkward moment of silence between the two groups before Sweetie Belle spoke up to break it.

“...What did you just say?” The young elemental user asked as her eyes glowed fiery red. Scootaloo and Apple Bloom took notice of the color in their friend’s eyes.

“Diamond, you better take back what you-” Before Apple Bloom could finish her sentence, Diamond Tiara butted in to answer Sweetie Belle.

“What? You didn’t know? Your sister is pretty much a slut. Throw a stallion in front of her and she’s hands over knees for them. I mean, have you seen how she reacts to a handsome stallion?”

“I know right? It’s like the mare is in heat or something!” Silver Spoon added as the two fillies burst into a fit of laughter. “I’m surprised that she didn’t get knocked up or something!” Apple Bloom and Scootaloo looked over at Sweetie Belle as they slowly backed away from the young unicorn giving the two rich fillies a death glare as her horn began to glow. While she was doing that, they took notice of the temperature in the store heating up as some of the clothes around them started to catch on fire.

“Apple Bloom.”

“Yeah, Scootaloo?” Apple Bloom said as she and the young pegasus began to slowly back away from Sweetie Belle.

“We might want to get Amy and the others here.”

“I don’t think they’d be able to stop her from burning this place to the ground...we might want to bolt it over to them so we can warn them.” The young-earth pony said as she noticed balls of fire forming around Sweetie Belle before firing them at Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon.

“Didn’t I tell you to leave the store blank fl-” Before Diamond Tiara could finish her sentence, she was taken by surprise by the balls of fire heading towards her and Silver Spoon. The two let out a loud scream before moving out of the way as the balls of fire hit the clothes behind them and burst into flames.

“I am going to melt your bucking faces off!!!”

“Darling, you just look so adorable in that outfit.” Rarity said as she started to eye the blazing heart up and down in her new attire. “It gives you a tough, but elegant look for yourself...well maybe the tough part, but not the elegant part.”

“Hey! I take offense to that comment.”

“Well, she’s not wrong about the elegant part. Given your track record with how you fight and all...you’re not the elegant type.” Applejack said which caused the human to glare at her. “What? You know it’s the truth.”

“Whatever, a lot of the times it’s not my fault.” Amy said before getting a scent of something burning. “Do you smell something burning?” she asked as Rarity and Applejack smelled the air around them.

“Not only that but do y’all feel the room getting hotter?”

“But it’s spring. Why would they turn the heat up?” Rarity asked as the human’s eyes widened upon seeing a burst of fire rushing across the clothing in the store. What took her by surprise was seeing Sweetie Belle chasing after two fillies with balls of fire chasing after them.

“I think I might know the reason behind it.” Amy said while pointing a finger in the direction behind Rarity. The seamstress lets out a blood-curdling scream upon seeing most of her favorite clothes burning to ashes. Applejack looks over at Amy with a raised eyebrow as the human deadpans at the farm pony.

“Hey, don’t look at me. I’ve been in here for the past couple of minutes or so. Though I think Sweetie Belle and her friends might be the root of it.” She said before flinching back a bit from seeing Rarity looking at her with a death glare.

“My sister would never do anything like that! How dare you accuse her of-”

“Take back what you said about my sister!” Sweetie Belle yelled as Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon screamed and ran in terror from the flame wielding unicorn as she threw another fireball at them. Rarity stared at the scene for a moment before looking over at Amy and Applejack as they tried their best trying not to bust out laughing from this.

“...Don’t say anything. Not even a chuckle from either of you two.”

“On the bright side, it can’t get any worse...right?” Applejack asked as pair of royal guards burst through the doors of the store.

“Stop right there criminal scum!” yelled one of the guards as they notice a familiar fire-wielding human off to the side where the changing. “So you’re the reason why we smelled smoke down the street. Weren’t you supposed to be banned from Canterlot?”

“From the train dumbass. Not the actual place. Also, this isn’t my fault...this time.” Amy said as she pointed a finger at Sweetie Belle and the screaming rich fillies.

“A likely story! You’re all under arrest!” he ordered as the guards quickly charge towards them.

“I’ll get Sweetie Belle and the others. You deal with the guards.” Amy said to Applejack before summon her sword into her hands.

“You want me to attack them!?” Applejack said in disbelief.

“Would you rather deal with the magical parade of fire and brimstone?” Amy asked as Applejack grimaced from the image of getting burned to a crisp. “Thought so. Now get going and we’ll meet up someplace else.”

Chapter 1: Spark of fire

Chapter 1: Spark of fire

It was a peaceful day in ponyville, like any other day. The sun was shining, the sky was clear of any clouds, and no monsters in sight. Yes, it was perfect day for all ponies to continue their daily lives. But for one lavender pony and one purple & green dragon, it would be the beginning of an interesting adventure.

"So, care to explain why you need me to come along with you Twilight?" said Spike.

"I told you before Spike, I need your help examining the old castle," Twilight responded as she was taking notes on the structure of the castle. "If we're going to rebuild this castle as a gift to Celestia, then we need to know what we need for construction."

"Ugh," said Spike rolling his eyes "why couldn't you get somepony else to do it?"

"That’s because Applejack is busy bucking apples to sell on the market, Fluttershy is taking care of an injured animal, Pinkie is...well I don't even know where she is, Rainbow Dash is busy training, and Rarity is working on her clients’ outfits." she explained. "So, seeing as how you don't have anything to do, I figured you could help me with this project of mine for Celestia."

"I'm starting to wish I stayed in bed just a little bit more." He thought to himself.

"Now come along Spike; the sooner we're done here, the sooner you can-"

BOOM!

"WHAT THE HAY WAS THAT!" said Spike, covering his ears from the loud explosion.

"I don't know," Twilight responded, as she saw a gigantic smoke cloud appearing in the sky, "but we’d better go and see what it was that made that sound." With that, Twilight and Spike ran off towards the direction of the large smoke plume.

( One long-ass walk through the Everfree forest later )

Eventually, the two companions made it to where the smoke was coming from. To their surprise, there was somepony, or, rather, something, standing in the midst of the smoke. As the smoke started to clear, it became apparent that whatever it was, it wasn’t a pony.. What stood there was a creature wearing a long, white trench coat; a short black shirt with a pair of pants similarly colored; black leather bandages, a black glove, and a gold bracelet on its left arm; and long, knee-high black boots. In terms of the creature itself, it seemed rather pony-like, except its muzzle was much shorter, its ears were on the side of its head, and it didn’t appear to have any fur. It had a rather pale complexion, with deep-maroon eyes and flaming red hair. The creature was also carrying a sword with the coloration of a phoenix, but with a deep black covering most of it as well.

This got the little bookworm even more interested in the creature. Before she could get a closer look at the creature, it collapsed to the ground. With that, Twilight ran towards it to see if it was still alive..

"Twilight, are you sure it's safe to get close to it?" muttered Spike, carefully approaching the creature.

"What is this thing? It looks like a mix between an ape and a minotaur," she leaned her head closer to its chest and listened. She could hear a heartbeat and faint breathing. "Well whatever it is, it's alive, thank goodness." Twilight's horn began to glow, and a faint purple aura covered the creature for a few seconds. "There's no damage to it, at least," With that, she leaned closer to the creature's face.

"Careful Twilight! It might eat our faces, like the monsters in the movies." shouted Spike. With that, the creature's eyes flickered open, causing Twilight and Spike to jump back and scream.

"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"

The creature sat up rubbing its head, wondering who it was that was screaming. As its eyes scanned the area for life, it spotted Twilight in a fighting stance, with her horn glowing and Spike hiding behind her.

"You know, where I come from, it's considered rude to attack someone for no reason." the creature said, getting itself up and off of the ground. This took Twilight completely off guard, as the creature walked towards her, extending its hand towards her.

"So, care to tell me who you are and where I am, miss?"

There was a moment of tense silence and awkwardness, until Twilight spoke. “Um...m-my name is Twilight Sparkle," she said shaking its hand, "and this is my number-one assistant, Spike." Spike poked his head out from behind Twilight and waved. "And to answer your second question, you’re in the Everfree Forest, located in Equestria."

"Alright, that answers two of my questions, so now my next question." the creature said as it pointed its finger at her. " Are you a pony?"

Twilight smiled nervously and shook her head in affirmation to the creature. "Well, a unicorn to be precise, but..oh where are my manners?" She cleared her throat, closed her eyes, and began to introduce herself. "Ahem! My name is Twilight Sparkle, faithful student to Princess Celestia, co-ruler of Equestria, and princess of the sun. What's your name?"

"The name’s Amy Anderson the Third, semi-famous artist and cosplayer."

"Alright....Amy. It's good to see that you’re alright, and not injured." she sighed with relief. "Now can you tell me what you are? You certainly aren’t a pony."

"Well, I'm a human," said Amy, looking at Twilight as she looked back curiously at Amy.

"Human?" wondered Twilight with confusion. She knew almost everything about every creature in Equestria, but she had never come across anything like her. "I've never heard of a human before. Where in Equestria did you come from?"

"Um...I'm not from Equestria; I'm from Earth."

"Earth? Is it a country? A kingdom?"

"No, no, and no. It’s actually a planet."

A moment of silence hung in the air after Amy said that she was from another planet. "WAIT! So....So that means that you’re an alien from another planet!?" Amy nodded yes to Twilight's question. "THIS...IS...AMAZING! An alien from another planet, you’ve got to tell me everything," she said, as her horn began to glow, levitating a scroll, along with a pen and quill. "What's Earth like? Do all humans wear strange clothing there? What's cosplay? Do you have a princess, a king, or a queen? What's your money like? Do you have books? What's-"

"Um...Twilight, you’re doing it again." Spike said as he looked towards her with one eyebrow up.

"Oh...Sorry about that…” Blushing after realizing that her excitement had drawn her much closer to Amy than comfortable, she stepped back a few inches, away from Amy’s face. "Ahem! Now Amy, can you please explain how you got here?"

This got Amy thinking. "Huh. Now that you ask me that question, I really don't know how I got here. I was just minding my own business, looking at this costume in a new store that opened up near where I lived. While I was looking, I found Elesis's Burning Heart outfit, bought it with whatever money I had, and walked out the door. After that, a bright light came out of nowhere, and then poof...here I am." When Amy was finished telling her story about how she’d ended up in Equestria, she noticed a strange look on Twilight's face. Not the innocent kind of look, but the kind that spelled trouble.

"A being from another planet. This is amazing! Just think of the possibilities...." Twilight thought to herself. She imagined herself getting the prize for discovering a new spieces; crowds of ponies cheering for her for and her discovery of a different planet. Hell even more depending. She even imagine herself seeing Princess Celestia congratulating her in all sorts of ways for her discovery, as well.

"Hey, um...Spike, right?...Is she okay?" Amy said, slightly worried. Spike shrugged, though he knew what was going on. This wasn't be the first time Twilight acted like this.

"Twilight...you ok?" Just as Spike was about to tap Twilight on the shoulder, Twilight grabbed his arm and said, "Excuse us, we need to have a little talk," and in the blink of an eye, they both disappeared, leaving Amy alone in the middle of the forest.

"Um....Ok....What the hell just happened?"

Reappearing behind a couple of bushes, Twilight let got of Spike’s arm and looked at him with huge smile on her face. "Do you realize what we just found Spike?" Spike shook his head no. "An alien from another planet Spike! ANOTHER PLANET! Do you know what this means?"

"No."

"Fame, Spike! Fame! Do you know how rare it is to find a being from beyond the stars?”

"I’d say pretty rare, seeing as how we find a lot of weird things in the Everfree forest."

"Exactly! Think of the possibilities! All the things that we could learn from her! She might even know how to use magic like us!"

"Twilight, I doubt she can use any-"

*BOOM*

Before Spike could finish his sentence, they heard a loud explosion, similar to the one earlier, but not quite as loud. When they looked over the bushes they were hiding behind, they saw, to their surprise, Amy holding a flame in her hand, and a bewildered look on her face in front of a burning tree. Twilight looked at Spike with a smug look on her face.

"Alright, so she does have magic,” was all Spike had to respond with.

"I told you. Amy might be the most important discovery this world has ever seen!" Twilight then rubbed her hands together, as a creepy smile came across her face. "Now all we have to do is capture her, and take her to Celestia."

"Why Celestia?"

"Because she would be thrilled to know that there’s other life beyond the stars, and this would prove it!" While Amy was still trying to figure out how she was able to shoot fire from her hand, she overheard the two talking behind the bushes, where they thought Amy couldn't. Normally, she would have gotten the hell out of there, but her curiosity got the better of her, and she wanted to see how things would turn out.

"But what if she doesn't want to tell you about her home planet?" Spike inquired.

"Oh Spike, I'm sure she'll tell us everything we need to know, once we get to Canterlot. I'm sure Celestia would want to know as well, especially Luna. Now come on, let's go back and see if she’s willing to come with us."

It was the last part of what Twilight had said that sent chills down Amy's spine. If there was one thing she hated the most on her list of things she hated, other her father and mother, that would have to be being used a test subject and being experimented on. Well, that and a few other things, but those were besides the point.

"Alright. I could go with her, and be a lab rat to the ponies of this planet; I could haul ass and run like hell, though they would hunt me down; or, act like a dumb ass and try to make her keep me a secret." Before she could give herself time to think of which one to take, she heard rustling in the bushes. "Shit, looks like we're going with the haul ass one, then." And with that, she ran off towards the exit of the Everfree,

"Ok, we're back. So Amy, I was wondering if......where did she go?" Twilight started.

Spike looked down to see a pair of footsteps heading off into the woods. "I think she went off running after hearing us Twilight." A tense moment of silence hung in the air. Twilight turned to look at Spike and said, "Spike, do you see any footprints anywhere else?"

Spike scanned the area for more footprints. "It looks like the trail is leading towards Ponyville. Why?"

"Because we are going find her and take her to Celestia, even if she starts kicking and screaming," she said, while a creepy smile once more appeared on her face.

"Are you sure we’ll be able to catch her? I mean, you saw that she can use magic, right?"

"Yes, but it appears she can't use any spells other than fire. That means we’ll be able to capture her with no problems at all,” Twilight grabbed Spike by the arm. “Now come on. We have a human to capture," she said as her horn began to glow, teleporting them to the exit of the Everfree Forest.

As Twilight and Spike took chase, an insect-looking pony was watching the event that took place moments ago from within a rotten tree trunk. "That creature seemed interesting. Not only that, but it can use magic as well,” saying this, the odd creature started to flap its demon-like wings, flying off deep into the forest. "The Queen will find this very interesting. Let’s see what she has in store for it…”

Author's Note

Next Chapter: Taste the Rainbow Motherbucker!

Chapter 6: Just do it! Just Burning Ranger!

Chapter 6: Just do it! Just Burning Ranger!

“BURN BRIGHT! SWORD OF RED LOTUS!”

Amy channeled all of her magical energy within herself towards her sword. With just a swing of her sword the soldiers that were surrounding her were covered in flames and were burned to ashes within a matter of seconds. When the flames died out what stood there was Amy and piles of ashes that used to be Nightmare Moons followers.

“You think you can defeat me and my army of darkness!?”

“Oh I don’t think.” Amy charged at five more of Nightmare Moon soldiers, and began to slice & dice pass them. “I know so bitch.”

“.......I’m gonna enjoy killing you and mounting your head over my fireplace.” Nightmare Moon snapped her fingers ordering more of her soldiers to attack Amy.

“I like to see you try!” Amy jumped into the air avoiding some of the soldiers coming at her. Some of the ponies jumped into the air as well heading towards Amy hoping to catch her off guard. But unfortunately for them Amy saw this coming and was hoping they would do that. “Got you now you bastards! “Sword Fire!!!” Amy swung her sword downwards sending a wave of fire at her enemies, burning some of Nightmare Moon’s soldiers to ashes. As the flame made contact with the ground, an explosion came and scattered away or killed some of the soldiers.

“Alright who’s next to get burned?”

Two soldiers try to challenge the blazing heart with their swordplay, but was easily parried away by her swordplay. “Nice try, but you’ll need to do better than that if you want to be a match for me. “Scaldic Sword!!!” Amy charged forwards after the parry and slashed at the two ponies leaving two huge burning X shape marks on their chests. More ponies started to charge after her hoping to at least deal some kind of damage to her, but like she did with the two ponies that attacked her she parried away some of their attack and counters with Scaldic Sword or fireworks.

Most of the ponies were amazed at what they were looking at. This creature was taking out each of Nightmare Moon soldiers one by one like they were nothing. To them it was like watching a movie of a master swordsmen fighting an army single handedly without breaking a sweat. Some of the young colts & fillies started to cheer for the blazing heart like she was like a superhero to them. “Less than a few hours and I already have fans.”

“Is that the best you got!?” Amy asked as she pointed her claymore at Nightmare Moon. “The humans back home fight better than you lot!”

“*Snort* I wouldn’t get too cocky creature.” She said while snapping her fingers.

“Oh and why is th-?” Before Amy could finish asking, the ground under her started to glow bright dark. In a matter of seconds the ground under her started to give way and caused and explosion. Amy was send back a few inches away as her fire from her hand died off.
“You cheating bitch!” Amy yelled flipping Nightmare Moon the middle finger. “I’m gonna falcon punch you in the vag for that!”

“I’m evil you idiot, villains are suppose to do fight like that.”

“No they don’t cheatty mic cheater pants!” yelled Pinkie Pie while holding a sign saying “Kick her flank Amy!”

“I AM NIGHTMARE MOON! I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT YOU WORTHLESS WORMS!!!”

“Well it still counts as cheating.” Amy turned her attention towards the ponies in town hall. “Am I right ponies?”

“YEAH!”

“See cheater, you’re cheating.”

Nightmare Moon’s eye started to twitch. “Were you dropped on your head when you were just a little filly?”

“No, but I did get hit in the head by rocks and other blunt object when I get into fights.”

“......How do you function?”

“Hey I function just like anypony else. I pay my taxes one leg at a time.”

“......I’m going to kill you, I’m going to kill you like drowning a sack full of dumb puppies.”

Amy and Fluttershy gasped in union. “What? Why would you drown cute adorable puppies?”

"Because they're cute and cuddly that's why?" She replied.

“Are you coming onto me?”

“.............Kill her…….kill her slowly and painful.” Nightmare Moon order, as two ponies started to charge at Amy with swords in their hands. Amy tried to move out of the way, but due to the sudden sneak attack from Nightmare Moon’s trap she was unable to move at the moment.

“Oh this is so gonna hurt more then the time I fell off the roof of the school.” Amy closed her eyes waiting for the attack to hit her, but to her surprise she didn’t feel it. The blazing heart open her eyes to see two of the soldier trapped in aquatic bubbles.

This took Nightmare Moon and everypony by surprise as she looked at Amy. “What kind of trickery is this worm!?”

“Hey don’t look at me bubblebutt. I don’t even know what just happen.”

“Wow! I can’t believe that spell actually worked!” said a familiar voice. Everypony turned their attention to the left to see Sweetie Belle wearing a clothing similar to Amy’s but different.

“S-Sweetie Belle is that you?! Where on earth did you learn that kind of spell? More importantly, where did you get those amazing clothing?” Rarity asked as her eyes sparkled in amazement.

“I have to admit, you do look pretty cool in that outfit.” Amy said causing Sweetie Belle to blush.

“I got if from reading your spell book that you left behind back my home.” Sweetie Belle said as she pulled out said book from her waist.

“Huh, guess that explains a lot. Hey I do you know any kind of spells to get me out of this?”

“I think so, hold on let me check.” Sweetie Belle said as she looked inside the book to look for a spell. “Ah! Here’s one.” Sweetie Belle’s horn glowed as a chain of lightning bolted out and destroyed the binds that held Amy.

“Thanks, you know I’m surprise that you learn how to do that in less than a few hours. Not only that but you actually used a high level magic That’s even more impressive for somepony like you, you must be a special.”

“I-I’m not that special.” Sweetie Belle said as she blushed even harder.

“I don’t know if you’re up for it, but maybe you can help me beat ugly behind me?

“I would help, but I don’t think Rarity would allow it. Plus I think she’s after you for calling her ugly, but then again what do you expect when you’re a bitch towards others.”

Nightmare Moon was getting annoyed by the displaced human and teen filly talking while insulting her. It was bad enough that Amy was insulting her, now she being insulted by a lookalike Twilight this was the last straw. As the the two Displaced Humans continue their talk/insults, Nightmare moon took a deep breath and yelled. “EXCUSE ME WORMS!” They both stopped talking and looked at Nightmare Moon. “If you two are done talking with each other, care to explain who you are?” She said pointing a finger a Sweetie Belle.

“I’m Sweetie Belle, and I take it you’ve meet my friend Amy?”

“Unfortunately yes which I am regretting at the moment.” Nightmare said rubbing her temples.

“Oh well I guess I don’t have to introduce you to her huh?.”

“Even if you did, I doubt she’ll even remember my name.”

“Oh come on, your name isn’t that forgettable Amy”

“ENOUGH!!!” Nightmare Moon burst into a fit of anger as her mane started to erupt out dark magic. “I don’t know who you are and I don’t care. All I do care is killing you and that other creature along with everypony in this stupid town!” Nightmare Moon order her soldier to charge at the two humans. “Kill them before something stupid happens!”

“Crap this won’t end well. Any ideas Sweetie Belle?” asked Amy who’s hands were covered in flames getting ready to fire at the ponies charging at them.

“I got one.” Sweetie Belle walked in front of the blazing heart as she was wrapped in a blue veil of light. “Hope this spell works. Ice Storm!!!” in a split second, a huge pillar of ice appeared around the oncoming soldiers. As the pillar disappeared, it revealed a group of frozen ponies unable to move or talk.

“....Okay after this I’m gonna be your teacher in learning how to control your magic. But for now head over to your sister and her friends.”

“Aw! But I wanna help you fight nightmare moon.” Sweetie Belle whined as Amy handed her six bottle of blue liquid substance.

“Because I need you to get them back on their feet. Plus in case I get fail to defeat her, then I’ll need you at your fullest to take her down along with your friends.”

“That actually make sense.”

“Of course it does.” Amy said as she patted the unicorn on the head. “Now go along and stick with the plan.” She said as the blazing heart turned her attention at the nightmarish pony. ”Well then Moonbutt, it looks like it’s just you and me now.”

“It would appear so.” Nightmare Moon’s horn glowed as she summoned a magical scythe from her mane, and grabbed it with her right hand.

“Oh that’s an interesting weapon, I wouldn’t mind adding that to my collection.” Amy said as she charged at the Nightmarish pony.

“The only thing I’ll be collecting is your head fool!” She said as she charged at Amy.

*CLANG!!!*

Was the sound that was made when their weapons collided with each other. Both fighters jumped back as Amy fired fireworks at Nightmare Moon. Nightmare Moon deflected the attack sending them off into different directions, then counterattack with magical beam. Amy saw the attack coming at her, she didn’t have time to dodge so she did the next best thing. “Stoic-Strong!” She yelled as the blast hit her dead on. Normally that would’ve hurt, but thanks stoic strong’s super armor ability it did little to no damage. Nightmare Moon was stunned for a moment to see the creature was still standing.

“Ha! Bet you weren’t expecting that did ya?” Amy said as she flipped Nightmare Moon the middle finger.

“That was only just one of my spells you little worm!” Nightmare Moon’s horn started to glow as it started to levitate pieces of debris. “Let’s see how well you do against THIS!” With that she started throwing pieces of debris at Amy.

“Great it’s dodgeball all over again.” Amy thought as she barrel rolled out of the way. “Only this time it involves flying objects trying to kill me!” Amy jumped into the air as the second assault and landed onto a house. “Eat this!” Amy yelled firing a firework at Nightmare Moon, but was deflected by her scythe. “Dammit!” Nightmare Moon threw pieces of broken window at the blazing heart, but was melted into nothing when fired another firework at it.

“Heh not bad for a creature of unknown origin. It would be a shame to have somepony like you to die by my hands.”

“Ha! What makes you think you can-.” Amy felt a slight change around herself as she looked down to see the same trap that Nightmare Moon pulled earlier under herself again. “You mother-.” The magic circle exploded sending Amy flying through six abandon buildings.

*CRASH*

“Ugh….*Cough! Cough!*....I really starting to hate that bitch.” Amy spat up some blood as she tried to pull herself from the wall she was stuck in. “Oh sure I get kicked in the stomach and sent flying 40 to 50 feet, and now I’m injured? What a load of bitch!”

“Now that I have beaten some sense into you.” Nightmare Moon said as she appeared in front of Amy. “I’ll ask you once again, will you join me in taking over Equestria?”

“Why should I?” Amy asked.

Because if you haven’t notice you’re pretty much banged up and have no other way of survival.”

“52.”

“....What?”

“Oh don’t mind me, please continue with what you are about to say.”

“Okay...anyway you have no other choice creature. Look at yourself, your beat up, tired, bleeding, and possibly on the verge of passing out.”

“145.”

“And this is the price on must pay when becoming a so called hero. Is this what you want? To throw your life away just because it’s the right thing to do?”

“55.”

“No. What you’re doing is stupid.”

“66.”

“I mean what’s wrong with being evil? It’s not like being good makes a difference, you still killing somepony because they are a threat.”

“67.”

“Okay that’s it what the buck are you doing?”

“It’s a little hobby of mine, I hear these “Turn to the darkside” speeches so often I started making mental notes of when I hear certain lines.”

“......Are you this bucking stupid? Don’t you realise the situation you are in?”

“Your point?”

“.....You must be either really brave or really stupid for you to take this fight lightly.”

“100.”

“Making light of this only proves that you are trying to buy yourself time to recover.”

“99.”

“Stop making light of this you stupid motherbucker!”

“277.”

“OH YEAH!! WELL I’M GONNA…..BUCK YOUR FACE!!!”

“Oh-ho my, my, my that certainly is something crazy….10.”

*BOOM!!!*

“I’m having a weird sense of dejavu.” Amy said as she was sent flying back toward Town Hall.

Author's Note

Next Chapter: We are Burning Rangers! GO!
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