An Equestrian Wasteland Harths Warming
a harthswarming to remember
A long time ago in a land far far away called Equestria. There was a war a big war a war against the least evil people in the world... The zebra's I was on the main lines but I did not kill I was from the ministry of peace I was there when Fluttershy gave the bombs to the zebra's I Sawtooth gave Zecora the codes to the ministry.
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As the bombs dropped I watched and cried I was the reason that Equestria died. But that was 200 years ago and this is now.
"Hey Sawtooth do you know what day tomorrow is?" inquired "Prince" Universa my Pegasus friend.
"I think it's harths warmin' day an'that makes today harths warmin'eve."
" I have never spent a harths warming with anyone. Much less one with a "tree" ( the tree was a bailfire bomb with decorations on it.)"
" I ain't had one in 189 years and that one was by mu' self."
" So Do you have any idea what we should do." said Universa.
" Well I have some songs and a few things for ya' I have been plannin' for months. But that'll have ta be saved for tomorrow. But tonight we have ta get ta the m.o.p and settle down." I stated as I put the defused bomb on my back and started trotting.
It was near minutes before we hit some raiders. Universa took to the skies and shot them down with his 50 cal. Rifles. After 12 hours of trotting and flying we got to the Manehatten branch of the M.O.P. As expected it was full of raiders. With each shot I counted I thought what fluttershy would have thought much less my beloved no I can't think about that.
"Well that is 30 more dead and 900,500 caps in the bodys and the on the floor. And even better news another fluttershy orb and a figure." with the last sentence I was looking for the orb and as I did I found my old desk with the masterwork lock. In the desk there was a holotape, a picture, and 50 caps. The first thing I took was the holotape and played it.
" Is this thing on oh good it is. Hey honey well This is just me saying that I will be home soon and that I got the job at the ministry of moral. And I have better hours. Oh and we got accepted to the stable. And if you flip this tape over you can hear my new album. Love you Sawtooth." the tape from Vinyl my wife who went to the stable and died stopped and then I noticed the tears in my eyes.
" Are you ok Sawtooth? " came from the dark. The Voice was from Universa.
" Ya I just wish those damn stable tec. ass wholes didn't kill everypony in those stables. I think that they should get their asses ripped out and their heads shoved up their empty ass whole . They killed millions." I said as my pipbuck started to play music. Harthswarming songs by my Vinyl.Just then I figured out what the waste dose to ponies. It kills them. In a physicle way and a mental way. You see the waset is a hell full of demons and just a few angels. And the life of those demons are changing thanks to the life of LilPip and Blackjack and well us. All of us have been making the wasteland a better place for everypony.
"Hey Universa do ya think that the ponies at Tenpony would let us in with this thing?"
"Maybe i have never tryed to bring a bomb in there so i bet we could talk it in."
"An I bet the foles and fillys have never seen santa hooves before. Lets give it a try shal we."
About a hour of flying got us there and the gards let us bring the bomb in and let me be santa hooves. Later that night there was a filly who asked to get a pipbuck so she could be like the adventurers the pon3 is all ways talking about. And so under the tree there was a box with one.
"Wow where did you get one of those Sawtooth aren't they super valuable and hard to get?" asked Universa.
"Yep."
"How did you get one?"
" The magic of harthswarmin' "
"OK?"
"Now for you check under the tree Universa."
"What's in this box that is very heavy?"
"Open it and see."
As he opened it I saw the smile grow across his face.
"The fully automatic lazer pistol battlesattle I have been wanting for my entire life. Thank you Sawtooth. Now for your present." He said with the slightest grin on his face.
As i opened it I saw something that made me cry and with a small note. the note said as follows: Dear Sawtooth When I found these I knew that you would want them and in here is all of her songs that Vinyl made. In the box there was Vinyl's headphones and her IBuck.
"Thank ya so much Universa there is no way i can thank you enough!" I said through tears.
Then I gave him a big hug and we both thought and said the same thing
" MERRY HARTHSWARMING Everypony In The Wasteland! And have a happy new year.
When we said that every one in the room started to sing every Christmas song they knew. And so did we. We sung for hours and drank. And had a good time with friends and family. The best part was that Blackjack and LilPip showed up and started to sing with us. The party was way better than even Pinky could do. The best part is that we could relax and get some more supplys.