An Ordinary Day For Me

by Boop-Happy Lass

Rating: everyone
Tags: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Original Character, Comedy, Pinkie Pie, Human
Length: 1930

Just a normal day for me... if only Pinkie would just leave.

I thought it was just a normal or an ordinary day... I didn't expect it to be like this. Oh, my soda is calling my name now, 'sides I'm thirsty. vfgbrt, oops... ah! got it! Hi guys my name is Pinkie- No. Don't touch my computer Pinkie

Cover Art Made By Me

Published 2016-02-21 10:30:01 UTC
Last updated 2016-03-09 05:27:23 UTC

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John's (The Human) POV:

     Okay here's my story of how Pinkie ruined my day. I woke up-- Of Course --jumped out of bed, washed my face, ate my breakfast, brushed my teeth, fixed my hair, took a bath. Yeah all of those, then after I did my daily routine I dashed through my computer, went to a site where I usually try to post my blogs, checked for new updates... well maybe I just checked out my friends, just thought I could chat with them, I found some online buddies, I wanted to tell them what they've been doing while I was gone for a few days.

     All of my buddies are offline now, and it was only 10 AM, they said they have things to do. So I took a rest, and decided to go outside to get some fresh air. Man, everything was so relaxing that I went back to my house and took a nap. When I woke up I glanced at my computer which was still on on the site, Did I really fall asleep? Oh yeah, I wanted to take a nap. I thought, as I went to the chair in front of my computer and sat unto it. I glanced on the screen, and stared at it for a few seconds, finally I grabbed the mouse, created a new tab, and typed in www.youtube.com if you don't know this website it is where you watch, and upload or post your videos.

     So... I watched a video of, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic it's such a good show, the episode was in season 5 and it was the finale.

Now this is what I call a normal day. Well not until the next hour or maybe the next 2 hours? Anyways, never mind that.

     Finally done watching, I decided to drink a bit of orange juice, then I stared at the ceiling, I get times like this. Always staring at space for a few seconds then finally came back to glorious Earth. Well, it's just that I always am deep in thoughts at times... boring times I guess.  Yeah, it was boring, relaxing, but mostly boring. I sighed, and said, "I wonder if anything special is going to happen today." maybe soon, yeah soon. I stood up, dashed through my Xbox one, grabbed the controller, while it was loading I was tapping the controller using my fingers, I mean of course! What kind of human doesn't use their fingers? Well, maybe those who don't have any hands, yes I know that there are some humans that don't have hands and I actually give them coins and food, It's not my fault that I'm generous. Anyways back to the topic.

     Okay, I was playing Minecraft and thought of making another pixel art, my latest failure was that Pikachu pixel art, I messed up the tail, but I didn't care anyways... though I did rage quit. Well, let's just hope that this pixel art is one hundred percent perfect!

Pinkie Pie's POV:

     HIYA!, my name's Pinkie Pie! Party planner from Ponyville! I work at Sugarcube Corner, it is the best sweet bakery here in Ponyville, and Mr and Mrs. Cake actually runs the place. Everyday I always go out to make everypony smile! Anyways, enough talk let's get to the STORY!!!

     It was morning, I was just making cupcakes-- I made 413 of them! --and minded my own business, and well, decided to break my record! Though I don't want you guys to get bored to death, so yeah the author will skip the cupcake-making part.

     After making cupcakes, I trotted outside of Sugarcube Corner gracefully, I wonder if Rarity would be proud of it, and pranced around, greeting everypony happily, and my favorite part is making them smile! Ooh! I just found a saddy-waddy pony, so I went to the sad filly’s direction and told her what was wrong, turns out, she said that the ponies in school keep calling her names like, bookworm, nerd, geek, egghead, and lots more. She cried, heartbroken because she also mentioned that her crush told her some of those names too. I want to make her stop crying, and start smiling, so I patted her back and said,

“Don’t cry, even though bullies fight you, they won’t change you and your life. When they start saying those meanie names to you, don’t cry, be strong! Or you could just ignore them and continue in living on. Then after that, you’ll be like Gohan! I mean, yes he is a boy, but you both are smart! And I mean REALLY smart.”

     The filly raised an eyebrow at me, and it was like she was trying to say 'What?' but, I kinda ignored it and noticed that she wasn't crying anymore, her sad expression turned into a confused one. I chuckled a bit at her face, it was like Twilight's when she keeps thinking I'm a weird pony. Man, that mare won't stop putting me on tests sometimes. Umm, forget that last part guys.

"So umm, are you fine now?" I asked her. The filly nodded, and gave me a smile... a kind of smile that would make my grin wide!

     I returned the smile, and watched her moving away from me (Not backing away.) and she was still smiling! Which just made my grin even wider! When she was gone from my sight I was humming, while trotting. I didn't know where I was going, probably where my hooves are taking me. I stopped, and decided to visit the human world! I remember saying, "Alright, I can't WAIT!!! Let's go my friends, to the human world!"

John's POV:

     Well would you look at that, I made Rainbow Dash! Finally done. It only took me 15 minutes, pretty slow, huh? I have once again, made myself bored. I glanced at my desk, then something happened, I don't know if I'm seeing things but a portal appeared on my desk, I was shocked and I panicked.

BOOM!

My goodness it's gonna deafen me! I thought, while I was finding a place to hide. Something came out of the portal, I turned to hide under the table I thought it was an alien I couldn't really see what came out of the portal, but I was just scared to find out. My legs were shaking, heck, my whole BODY was shaking. I turned my head to the left side, and saw a creature. Oh my god the alien found me!

     Wait... it's a pony, I backed away from it to get a better look.

"P-Pinkie Pie!?" I said, while still backing away. There was also trembling in my voice. The pony smiled, nodded and began,

"Yeppers! That's me alright!"

"Did you just jump out of that portal?!" I pointed my index finger at the now fading portal.

"Wow, you're smart, kind of like the filly back in Ponyville!"

"Thank you for the compliment... I don't know if this is a good idea but, what are you doing here?" I asked her with curious eyes, she put her hoof up on her chin, and hummed for a while. After all of the humming she made she said,

"A visit of course!" My mind was all like, Seriously!? It took her minutes to remember, THAT!? I've always wondered how a human could break the fourth wall, although if it gives you memory loss... then never mind the idea. I would end up screaming like a girl if I really break the fourth wall and end up on Equestria, things will never be the same for those ponies, uh because a human entered their lives. (If you know, which series I was thinking when that line was made, have a medal.) ANYWAYS!

"Okay?" I said, and I was getting closer to being calm again. But seriously, I kept thinking on what I did to deserve this situation. Which of course, I didn't know.

     She was bouncing, not surprised... then she started to go to the living room, then went to the kitchen, opened the refrigerator and grabbed a glass with apple juice.

"Oh! By the way-- SLURP --can the living room be also called surviving room?-- SLURP -- Well, canitcanit?" Said Pinkie while still drinking, but what she said was the most stupidest pun ever. Like. EVER. Though, she can call it Surviving Room but only if it doesn't get to my nerves! Sorry, I've been stressed lately, because... work. So. Much. Work.

"Uhh yeah, sure." Again, as long as it doesn't get to my nerves. I added mentally, she would already know that anyways because of her impossibleness. Is that even a word? Nah, don't answer that, I don't care.

"Are you bored?" Pinkie asked, then stood up.

"You could say that, I guess." I said, nonchalantly. I didn't care of what she would do, 'sides she will never get me out of this state.

"GASP! Ooh! I almost forgot! I'm gonna throw you a party later!!" Pinkie said excitedly, and me? Just smiled, but still not surprised.

"Welp, that's it for now, time to get to sleep!" John said to the kids that were staying with him for awhile. They were big fans of MLP.

     There were sets of 'Awws' from the kids, John smirked, he had a surprise for them on the next night... no, no spoilers, YA HEAR?!

Everybody were on their beds John could hear the murmurs in the room, the only thing he could make out was a kid saying, "Aw man, let's just hope he continues it tomorrow night, 'kay guys?" he could see the kids beside the boy nod in agreement. Yep, he knows exactly, what to do tonight... you know what that was? It was continuing the story. Okay, maybe I'll spoil a bit.

"So what you're saying, Pinks, is that this 'human' thing, er creature. Totally exists?" A raspy voice spoke in a room inside of a crystal castle.

"Absolutely!" Pinkie said, still has a smile on her face. The girls glared at her, then she quickly understood what they meant.

"Yep, totally regretted on askin' where she was. Ah dunno 'bout ya'll but, Ah'm gonna go ta sleep, today was a surprising day and Ah really wanna go hit the hay now. I mean look at the time!" Applejack whispered, as she pointed a hoof towards a nearby clock, yawning after.

"Aw, come on! That was awesome!" Rainbow Dash shouted a bit loud, raising both of her hooves through the air. A grin forming in her face. But, the girls all glared at her, probably because her shout could've awoken a baby dragon that was sleeping. (I know I should've explained that earlier.)

     Pinkie glanced at her prismatic-maned friend, and gave her a smile. "Hey, I could continue it tomorrow." said the pink party pony.

"Sure, fine with me. 'Sides, I am getting rather exhausted." Rainbow said, then slowly, the girls said their good nights to each other, then went to their beds. Sleeping.

     After making sure everypony was sleeping, Pinkie Pie glared towards the screen, angry at the girl typing on her computer. Alright, so I probably should end this right now before she says umm, something that would give me the creeps.

                                           "I blame you for letting me tell them the story, well, tomorrow look at your window."

                                                                                                  Oh, no. Help me.