To the desk of the Foal Free Press Editor-in-Chief,

Please stop sending inquiries for my opinion on what everyone is calling the "nice terrorist attack" in Prance. Because right now, I'm really trying, and so far failing to understand this town.

For as long as I can remember, almost all Equestrians have been anti-terrorist, and now we're calling their attacks nice? When did that happen?

What is so nice about galloping into a firework-watching crowd with a carriage?

Further inquiries will be ignored. I'm much too busy dealing with an investigation into why I was sending letters with a private, unsecured dragon service.

Sincerely,
Princess Twilight Sparkle of Ponyville

Author's Note

Addendum: Further investigation has revealed that the carriage driver was not a terrorist, and that he was just playing Ponymon Go.