Letters From A Disgruntled Friendship Student

Letters From A Disgruntled Friendship Student
by milesprower06

Bats!

Dear Vampire Bats,

That's right. You can have the entire orchard, just not her big apple. Because clearly the prize money from one hick contest can sustain the farm for an entire season.

Sincerely,
Big Mac

Dear diary,

Wait a minute, Twilight's spell backfired?

We are all very clearly shocked.

-Applejack, Rarity, Rainbow Dash, and Pinkie Pie

Dear Rainbow Dash,

We're sending you to Ciderholics Anonymous. You have a problem.

-Twilight

Dear Applejack,

Are you kidding me? I mean, I know you're a farmer and everything, but you'd hurt a teensy, little, harmful vampire bat? Really? Why you're just a great big meanie! There, I said it!

-Flutter~~shy~~bat

Dear Diary,

Hmm, this gives me an idea for a new book series. I'll take a reader poll to see who's on Team Applejack, and who's on Team Fluttershy. This will no doubt be as big as my Daring Do ~~biographies~~ novels.

-A.K. Yearling

Dear Royal Dawnguard,

Just west of Ponyville.

The cottage.

You're welcome.

-Applejack

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Let's finish our pest control cheer
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Flutterbat need stakes right here, she needs stakes right here!