A Human Tradition

by Nutmeg Sweet FiM

Rating: everyone
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Length: 475

Twilight teaches her friends about a holiday from the human world.

CHRISTMAS :pinkiehappy:

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2015-12-20 18:44:42 UTC

Epilougue

"Ugh, I cannot believe they toilet papered my castle. They could have at least helped get it off!" Twilight said to herself while sipping her eggnog. Pinkie Pie walked in. "Hey Twilight." she said. "What do you want?" asked Twilight. "I wanted to see if I could help clean up the mess me and our friends made, but I see you already got it done." said Pinkie. "Oh, well that's very nice of you. I have some eggnog in the kitchen. Want some?" "Oh, sure! Thanks, Twilight."

A Human Tradition

       Twilight Sparkle was in her castle, humming 'Jingle Bells' and setting up a tree. Her friends walked in. "Hi, Twilight! What'cha doing?" said Pinkie. "Oh, just setting up my Christmas tree." replied Twilight. "Your what now?" asked Applejack, confused. "Oh, I forgot you've never been through the portal. Christmas is a holiday celebrated in the human world!" Twilight said. "This is the tree you set up." "Why?" asked Fluttershy.

"So Santa has something to put the presents under!" said Twilight. "Who?" Applejack asked, still confused. "Why are you decorating it, darling?" asked Rarity. "Alright, everypony, enough questions! I'll just tell you everything you need (or in this case want) to know. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the story."

"It celebrates the birth of Jesus-" she started, before being interrupted by Rainbow Dash. "Sorry to cut you off, but if it celebrates the birth of Jesus, then what's the big deal with this Santa guy?" she asked.

"I'm getting to that. Anyways, Jesus was born in a barn because his parents could not afford anywhere else to stay. Three people- I mean, humans- came to give him rare oils and salts, which is probably why we get presents on Christmas." "Oil? Salts? Those aren't very good gifts!" Rarity shouted. "I agree." said Fluttershy. Everypony else just nodded their heads. "You know what, enough about the backstory!" said a very annoyed Twilight. "Let's just talk about Santa. He is a very happy man who goes around the world at night giving presents to little boys and girls on Christmas Eve." "Hey, Twilight, how can he get all the way around the world in one night?" asked Pinkie. "Time travel." said Twilight. "Time travel? How dose that even work?" asked Rainbow Dash. "And why do you decorate the tree? Is there any purpose? Dose it bring good luck?" "THAT'S IT, I'M DONE!!" said Twilight, even more annoyed than before.

She stomped out of the room. Everyone stared at each other. They smiled. "So, who's down for a..." Pinkie started. She then took a deep breath and yelled, "CHRISTMAS PARTY??!!" Everyone danced to Christmas music a tore down Twilight's tree. The they went outside and toilet papered her castle. Then Twilight came out and shooed them off. Then she drank some eggnog. The end.