Equestria's Number One Hotline

by grey mane
The number one hotline to call in all of Equestria for any reason what so ever.

Are you lonely? Are you bored? If you've said yes to one or both of these then we have the answer for you, our one of a kind hot line just call 1800 ALL4FUN. Call us today for any reason what so ever.

Sports: "No no, he didn't make a field goal till nearly three years later. And that's when his team made it to the Rose Bowl. I don't know who you've been talking to Princess Cadence but clearly they don't know the sport at all."

Cars: "Are you kidding me Shining Armor? The 1967 Chevy Impala is the very definition of a stallions car. The 1964 VW van is the kind you get if you're expecting, and even then you go for the '67 Impala because the van is a car for a little baby filly. Trust me I know what I'm talking about, you want to go with the Impala unless you're a widdle baby filly."

Just looking to be entertained: "So~o Ms. Rarity... what are you wearing tonight?"

Yes we've got it all, so give us a call.

Disclaimer: Each call is 12 bits a minute for the first half hour, and 100 bits for every half a minute after that. Long distance call rates are applied after the initial charge.

Teen
Incomplete
Random
Slice of Life
Alternate Universe
Anthro
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Comedy
 
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6669 words: Estimated 33 minutes to read

4 Chapters:

  1. First Call: I'm Wearing A Scarf 2015-12-21 05:10:13 UTC
    1237
  2. Second Call: Princess of the Night 2016-01-16 07:36:23 UTC
    1231
  3. Third Call: The Electrician and The Mechanic 2016-01-29 19:08:37 UTC
    2687
  4. Forth Call: Princess Cadence Wants Answers 2016-08-30 22:52:29 UTC
    1514