Chapter Ten
-Story Start-

It was about two days after the soul society incident and I noticed I was running low on food. I thought about going to Canterlot for food but quickly decided against the stuck up city for ponyville. As I got ready I noticed a shadow moving around in the bushes and quiet crying. The cry sounded familiar, as if I had heard it a long time ago. No that couldn't be him... could it? I decided to check the bushes and instantly recoiled at the sight before me. laying in the middle of the bush was a baby with what looked like drawn on whiskers and a swirl on his stomach. I just sat there for a moment as I stayed as calm as possible. It was a little bit after my very smooth and not worried babbling that I fed him and decided to take him with me. I tied him to my back as tight as possible without hurting him and took off towards ponyville.

I was about halfway there when I realized something. This wasn't just any kid left out in the woods, I recognized him from when I was nine. It was the first anime that my dad introduced me to, it was... Naruto. I had the main character of Naruto, which was named Naruto, on my back, in equestria, with no other ninjas around... HOW THE FUCK DID HE GET HERE!!. No stay calm, so I have a baby Naruto, the soul society exists, and I have dbz powers somehow... "whats next, me using chak-" I said out loud.

Noooooo, nononono I couldn't use bleach powers during my trip to the soul society so how could I use chakra? Well, maybe I could but didn't really try seeing as I woke up Zangetsu without my own sword. Hmmm so I could use chakra, I'll have to look into that but first, food.

It had been a couple minuets before I got to the town. I guess the ride was comfy because Naruto was sleeping peacefully. As I walked into town I noticed the surprised looks I was getting "stop starring" I said loud enough for most of them to hear. They immediately went back to there own business and I kept on walking the giant gingerbread house. Speaking of which, who would even make something like th- oh wait I'm in a TV show... whatever. I strode in to the store and proceded to buy half there stock with bits I *ahem* borrowed as I walked through the town, assassin's creed style. no one questioned it and I was walking towards the town exit in a matter of minuets, until I heard something

"MINEMINEMINEMINEMINE!" I dodged out of the way as a purple blur rushed by me. It hit a wall and crumpled to the floor. Recognizing it as Twilight I immediately powered up and took to the sky rushing pass rainbow who was snickering at twilight's fail as I flew as fast as possible to his training spot.

Out of all that happened today the weirdest thing is when I got back. I went to untie the kid from my back, he looked like he was 2 years old already. I just stood there looking at the kid then he grew a couple inches in an instant to look like a 4 year old. The something I didn't expect happened, he said his first two words.

"Papa, ramen" he said then smiled at the instant ramen in one of the bags I got from the market.

...fuck, hes actually cute to me... that could be a problem.

Author's Note

Sorry I've been gone awhile but my updates gonna take a bit from now on. Mostly because of school, but also because I didn't know where to go from that last point. theres also going to be a time skip, a short one, but still a skip. Mostly to grow up Naruto, but it will also be explained in the next chapter. That's all I have to say.

Seeya Later. :)