I am a internet troll but not anymore
I typed "wtf n00bs I hope you go to hell" in gta:5 with a grin on my face, making sure to piss those n00bs off.
"OH YEAH? WANNA GO 1 ON 1 DEATH MATCH?!?" They seem pissed and wants to go on a death match. LMAO
--AFTER THE DEATH MATCH--
"WTF HAX HEY IMMA REPORT YOU!!!!" HAHAHAHA ROFL those guys seem pretty mad at me.
I'm getting quite tired, yaaaawwwnn.
--The next day--
"Ok, games, better troll more noobs before christmas when my mom comes." I said again with a grin on my face as the PC fired up. I opened Gta:5 but it was initializing for more than ten minutes.
"FUCKN LOAD YOU GAME!!!" I was unhappy about the slow loading but sometimes i Just have to deal with it.
--19283791267418987 years later--
"FFFFFFFIIIIIIIIINNNNAAALLLLLLLYYYYYY!!!" After forever of waiting, the online session had loaded.
"DAMMNN Time for some troll-" I was cut off when i saw the start of gta online and that means I am back to level one.
"HEY FUCK YOU HAX00R" a player called Rdash had typed that, who the fuck?
"Says the one who lost a death match when you had a shotgun and I used my fists" another player named §hy.flutters typed. Wtf, this is getting weird.
"WELL YOU CAN'T PUNCH ME AND THROW ME ABOVE THE CLOUDS!!" Rdash is quite angry it seems like.
"hahaha ROFL screen shot n00b!" §hy.flutters might be a hacker but she just trolled Rdash.
"HEADSHOT!" On my screen it displayed wasted then the kill cam, §hy.flutters was at the OTHER end of the map and she killed me?!?!?
"WTF HACKS" I was raging and almost slammed my baseball bat on my keyboard.
"n000000000000b" §hy.flutters typed that and I am shocked to know that I AM TROLLED!!!!
"§hy.flutters is banned by TTsparklezTT" It displayed on my screen. wait, this is bullshit, §hy.flutters is fluttershy from mlp, Rdash must be rainbow dash, and TTsparklezTT is Twilight sparkles, WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON!!?!?!
"who are you TTsparklezTT" I am confused, definetly
"What, you a noob? I'm Twilight sparkles" NO FUCKING HELL SHE SAID IT!!!
"but who are you" T.S (Twilight sparkles) asked.
"Human." I added a period for not wanting to continue the conversation. I DO NOT LIKE PONIES
"Ok, where do you live, if you don't tell me I am gonna find you and....." Game: TTsparklezTT left
what a relief she left. Poof! Purple glowing dust kicked up beside me. UH OH I AM IN DEEP SHIT!
"OOOOH SO THIS IS A HUMAN MUAHAHAHAHAHA!" she is such a weirdo, I hope she is not a human fetish.
"Please leave me alone. I do not like you, in fact, nobody likes you!" My insult seemed to be (not) effective
"GRRR HOW DARE YOU!!!" now she popped a W1200 shot gun into her hand. I ran for my pistol upstairs, thank god I have it, now I need to escape just to thank god again or else I will be like Isaac in the story [friendship is NOT sexy] which god gave him trouble but not me, right god? Even if I get somewhere she will catch up with her teleportation at light speed so I need to get my car, which is quite challenging when you need to dodge the raging pony and her shotgun shots just to get the key and then make a 100 feet run for the car.
"Whew, NOW STAY OUT!" I got into my car but OH SHIT SHE USED TELEPORTATION!
"hehehe You are MINE!!!" OK, ILlluminati confirmed, she is a human fetish, RUN!!!
"NO FUCKING WAY" well, yes, she used that annoying Mågîç again which is getting me tired but I bet she can still use it for 24 times.
"GOD O'MIGHTY GOD PLEASE JUST MAKE HER STAY AWAY FROM ME JUST FOR THE DAY!!!" I pray in whispers as T.S is closing in and now hearing the clatch clatch sound of loading up shotgun. I quickly loaded up my pistol, shot at the general purple shape as i can't see well that there are annoying sweat in my eyes and I don't have time to wipe it off.
"OUCH!" She stumbled but I see that scary glow of her horn and she is disappearing, I looked in front of me, seeing clearly I had shot her leg. But it took me a bit time to realize she teleported because I am trying to stay alive from my body's ache. But that is a big hole near where her cutie mark- which is tattoo, I can see the bone fragments mixed with mashed flesh and muscles, the bloods pooling up under her leg, slowly I looked up at her and see satan. as the shotgun slowly aimed at my face, I did one thing, RUN! I broke left and ran but It felt like every thing is in slow motion except for me, then I heard a voice projecting from my head:
"run A.J.(Aaron Jonathan) RUN, Oh I am the O'mighty god, just make sure to worship and beg me more." I ran, but watching T.S (Friendly reminder, T.S is Twilight sparkle) running in slow motion, her body flopping around like but much less than
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I made it back to my car, just a FUCKING PAINFUL ONE MILE SPRINT, The engine ROARED to life, and But its luckily not in slow motion, and we are GOING to somewhere safe at least......
-- 2 days later--
I made it to this forest, Deep into the forest, It is safer than wandering out there but it is scary and reminded me the game slenderman, oh god I am fucking scared, Twilight might come out behind me!! nah, no you scary cat! SHUT UP theres no Twilight sparkle here. My brain is having a war on is it scary or not, with the OH FUCK IT IS SCARY side winning, I hope there are not many casualties because it means every soldier is worth a brain cell. I really need to setup a tent and get some campfire going before it gets dark.
*pant pant pant* I am really nervous again, In fact I need something comforting like a shotgun with a flashlight, yes a shotgun is comforting when you feel like you are creeped upon. I hear the leaf crackling sounds, despite the surroundings are tall trees with a lot of leaves, the light barely comes through. I turned the shotgun's flashlight towards the direction of noise, discovering a black vine with blue leaves slowly creeping up to me, And another few sounds came form behind, thinking it is the same thing, VINES.
"AHHHHHHH FUCK SHIT RUNNNNNN!" I hopped in my car, almost out of fuel, and good thing I had not started putting equipments down, which means abandoning them. The vines quickly tried to tangle to my ford raptor, but this damn beast I am proud of really does help. But then I see a glowing green triangle, getting bigger and brighter when its all dark around except for the car light.
"AAHAHAAAHHHHH" JUST GO! GOOOOO!!! FUCK IT. The ford raptor accelerated with a roar, not daring to look back, I focused on dodging the trees while going north, because I remember coming in south and it may be the closest exit to the forest. Clang Clang Ding Dong Clang. This notes me that the vines are catching up to the car and attacking it, my poor ford, Please don't die on me. I am betting my life with the ford raptor, its trying its best and I know that, but isn't enough, there is already the high pitched humming of the turbocharger.
"LIGHT!!! YES YES YES!!!" I shouted with excitement as there is already tiny tunnel leading to light, but then the light is gone. oh shit. This sent me a shiver up my spine, could the vines blocked my way? In desperation I kept my foot on the gas, Was it a illusion? The thoughts of doubt are driving me crazy but I need to keep going or my life won't. The lights show the last bit of trees to the left and right of me, then nothing, as if plain nothing.
"AWWWOUUUCH!!!" There was a crazy burning feeling forcing me to close my eyes, then It was light, pure, burning light.
