My names Evan, and I'm a human…….. and I have no fucking clue where I am, or how the fuck I got here for that matter. I've been seeing these things called "ponies" all around and they are asking for my help……. thing is I have no idea what I'm getting myself into…….But I know one thing,…. These enemies are getting on my last fucking nerve!

Now might not be a good time to be them right now…..