The Nerd And The Questionnaire

The Nerd and The Questionnaire
By huntersunday

Pinkie Pie squealed in joy. She had know idea her plan would have unfolded so well. It was kinda surprising to see her friends kiss, most of the books she read said it took a while to get to that point. However the results were right in front of her.

Jumping off her perch, she shot her arms in the air. Giggles escaped as she relived the kiss in her mind. Though her job was far from over. Yes they made great progress, but this was just the beginning. Pinkie had to get them to fall in love. For now, she was going to accept her small victory.

As her mind filled with all the ideas of dates and parties she would throw. A silent voice spoke from deep within, Alone! Pinkie stopped midair, her hair slightly deflating. Quickly she shook herself causing the hair to poof once more. “That was strange. Where did that sad voice come from. This is a happy moment,” Pinkie glanced around trying to pinpoint the source, but found none.

Pinkie just shrugged her shoulders. Now was not the time to be looking for strange voices. She needed to get to her party cave and plan out her next steps. She still had friends that needed to be saved.

Yes, Pinkie was a crazy party pony. She was messy, loud and hyper. It was always a shock to anypony who had the honor of stepping into her party cave. Her organization skills could be on par with a certain princess of friendship. Everything had its place, cabinets for birthdays, weddings, anniversaries and even filly showers. Where all incredibly organized, even sometimes creepy with the date system. Some predicting future births down to the week.

Pinkie sat looking at her newest addition to her fortress. In front of her sat a giant white board with crude drawings of her friends. Rarity’s and Applejack’s picture had a tiny check mark beside them. With a little note saying she need to keep her eye on them. Smiling Pinkie now circled Twilight’s pic writing beside it, normal mode. Glancing at her pic of Fluttershy she shook her head.

“Fluttershy is going to be hard. Her shyness is going to be the biggest problem. Twilight will need a little push to get going and Flutters isn't known to push. Besides Luna said opposites attract. Twilight and Fluttershy have a little too much in common. So that leaves my wild card, Rainbow Dash.”

Pinkie Pie pondered, Rainbow Dash was the opposite of both her friends. However if she took in the fact that Rarity and Applejack were opposites as well what could she possibly link. A smile broke through as a light went off in her head. Pinkie took her marker and started scribbling on the board.
True there were many differences between Applejack and Rarity, but they also had similarities. Like hard working and family. Taking in these facts it was easy to pick the mare for Rainbow. Fluttershy was so much different from her brash friend,, she didn't like to fly. She hated to brag, plus she was always quite. Were Rainbow Dash was not.

Twilight on the other hand, seemed to enjoy flying with Rainbow Dash. She was even known to brag about her discoveries, not as much as Rainbow Dash mind you. Definitely more than Fluttershy. Pinkie smiled as she drew a line between the jock and the nerd. It was sort of like one of those funny romance stories.

Looking at Fluttershy’s picture once more, she circled writing hard mod beside it. Now all she needed to do was come up with a plan to get the two mares together. There were so many different scenarios that played in her head. If she talked to Rainbow she would get laughed at. Twilight on the other hand was a different story, she would surely put Pinkie off as being crazy.

Pinkie was puzzled, how do you make a nerd take the time to look into love? How do you stop a speedster long enough to consider a relationship. Plus there was a big chance neither one was into mares. Pinkie’s main deflated as she glanced around her room, nothing in here would really help her. It was like divine intervention struck as a pile of magazines fell. Pinkie’s brow raised as she glanced at the magazine that flew toward her feet.
What is your perfect party? Grabbing the magazine Pinkie pondered at the title. “Huh, that's it! How do you make a nerd consider love, you test her on it! Its perfect now all I have to do is convince her to take it.” In a blur of pink the party cave was strone about as papers, streamers and wrapping paper flew around. Finally the storm subsided as Pinkie held a very well drawn magazine. There was not time to lose as she dashed away. Nopony would ever question how the room now sat perfectly clean.

Twilight let out a sigh of boredom. Her new library had been set up and re-re organized twice! Everypony would think being a princess would be long and tedious for Twilight this was not the case. This is why she almost squealed in joy as a musical tapping hit the door.

“Thank sweet Celestia, I would take cerberus escaping Tartarus again just to have something to do.” Twilight smiled, opening the door only to be blasted by a cloud of confetti. She couldn't help but giggle as she smiled at her friend. “What can I do for you Pinkie? Got another party planned.”

“Nope, no birthdays or anniversaries that I know off. Wait! Is there a party I should know about. Did I forget somepony-” Pinkie’s rant was cut short by a purple hoof. Twilight shook her head as she giggled.

“No Pinkie you didnt forget one, I thought maybe I forgot some ponies. What can I do for you Pinkie Pie?” Pinkie calmed herself, now that the party crisis was averted. She could go to her next step.

“Well I wanted to give you a test. You see I have a friend who knows a friend, who's a cousin of a friend that wants to run a relationship help company. So I have this questionnaire that ask certain questions and boom it tells you who you are perfect for.”

Twilight tilted her head, “So you came to me, Pinkie I’m flattered but relationships aren't really my forte.” Pinkie only smiled, she had already thought of this reaction.

“I know silly, but you are great at taking tests. So I figured if you answered the questions I would be able to tell my friend it gives great results. I know you would answer them as logically as you could.” Twilight didnt respond, true she would be the best to give the most logical answers and it really wouldn't hurt to give it a shot. It’s not like something life changing could come from it.

“Well Pinkie, I’ll bite. I don't have anything to do right now anyways. So let's sit down and you can give me your test.” Pinkie wanted to hope in joy, but chose to stay calm as she followed Twilight to some chairs. Pinkie Pie grew a bit nervous as Twilight stared at her waiting intently.

“Heh well okie dokie. First question, Are you into mares, stallions or both? Wowie that's a pretty personal question. You don't have to answer it.” To Pinkie’s surprise Twilight just giggled.

“Oh Pinkie that's okay, of course they should be personal how else would you develop a deep bound? As for the question it's both. Since I lived in Canterlot most of my life. I kinda grew attached to both sexes which by the way. Princess Celestia has no problem with.” Pinkie’s inner mind danced in joy at hearing both. One problem being pushed aside, she asked her next question.

“If you were to chose a body type what would it be, A little chubby, really muscler, very thin or athletic and lean?”

“ Hum, that's a good one. Personally I don't like really muscular poneys. Plus no offence to some but I keep my body fit so I would expect the same. It would probably be athletic and lean.” Yet again another score for Pinkie, it was going great.

“ Alright next question, which of these would you rather date? A pony who was shy and timid, but really sweet. A pony who is sort of picky and tends to do their own thing, but is quite graceful and pretty. Or a pony who is brash but sweet, and would challenge you every day?”

This question made Twilight pause as she weighed the options, she wouldn't really want to date someone really picky, she chuckled thinking about her dating Rarity. The thought was quickly scrubbed from her mind, she loved Rarity but being with her constantly would drive her up the wall. Next was the shy one, sure she had no problem with shy ponies, but she loved to discuss topics and go to conventions. A shy pony might not like the life style.

“Well, I have to say the third choice. The other two just don't strike a chord with me. It would be fun to date someone who could challenge me.” Pinkie Pie almost shot out of her seat. All the answers pointed in Rainbow Dash's direction.

“Alright just two more, Would it be okay if the pony you dated had a career where they had to leave every once in awhile, or would you prefer them to be around you at all times?”

Twilight didnt hesitate on her response,”That's easy the first, with me being a princess I never know when I need to go somewhere. If the pony I dated had a job that pulled them a way it would only be fair. As for the second, it wouldn't be fair to them if I was always gone with them still here.”

With the only fear Pinkie had being squashed she smiled, “Thats great! So last question it’s a simple yes or no. Would you be okay with dating a close friend?”
Twilight paused, would she be okay with dating a friend? In truth it would give them a deeper connection and if their friendship was strong they wouldn't lose it over something like a bad relationship. “Well Pinkie Pie, I think I would be okay with dating a friend. Who knows it could deepen the friendship.”

Pinkie finally lost her cool as she jumped in the air. Twilight just shook her head chalking the outburst to Pinkie, being Pinkie. When she landed she smiled,”Alright now I just compare your answers to the pony database my friend put in here. It should tell us who your perfect pony is. Alright so we carry the two plus the three and done.”

Twilight started to lean forwards, she was getting real curious herself. Pinkie smirked before speaking,”Your perfect pony, is none other than. Rainbow Dash!” Twilight’s mouth dropped as the name was announced. There had to be a mistake. Sure if she thought about it all the questions pointed toward her friend but it was to crazy.

Pinkie only smiled as her friend fought with her thoughts. It couldn't have gone better, her smile grew as she started to see Twilight grow flustered. Her friends wings slowly raising. Twilight was at war with her emotions, it was all making since. Rainbow was a perfect specimen. She was smart, brave and loyal to the end. Not to mention Twilight had stared at her tight flank once or twice.

Flustered Twilight spoke, “Pinkie this is a prank right? I mean yeah Rainbow Dash is hot, smart and brave. God she would definitely challenge me. I mean it would be so strange, I can see her now giving me that daring smirk begging me to take her!” Pinkie’s victory was a given. She had this in the bag, until a voice spoke directly behind her.

“That's awesome!” Twilight and Pinkie both turned to see their intruder. Twilight’s brain seemed to stop as she took in the pony in front of her. Rainbow Dash stood with a smirk on her face, her wings at full attention, “So egghead, you want me to beg?”

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Author's Note

Alright guys time for some bad news I have decided to put this story on hiatus, it just never grew like my others I had it fixed and edited. So for now this will be the final chapter I am sorry to the few who faved this. I had planned on making this a really fun fic but I get a lot of hate. It is not dead by any means I am just putting it on hold for a while Maybe if it grows I will put it back on my to do list as of now I have a lot of stories that are getting good feedback. So once again I am sorry Thanks for the ride