Is it Write that I Fell so Wrong

Flutterball and pinkie decided to write a short story about their previous escapade and see if Twilight would put it in the castle's library. They didn't expect much since it was short and 'uniquely' written; that was Pinkies idea. While Flutterball wasn't too enthused with the way the content was arranged, he agreed that it was a good prank. Pinkie, on the other hoof, just wanted to see Twilight blush. Her excitement was visible, even as she tried to contain it.

“Let me get this straight, ” Twilight's concern was visible, “You have a game where you have to sneak around to the kitchen without being caught by anypony”?

“Yep,” Flutterball grinned.

“And you wrote a short story about your latest 'conquest' and want it to be in my library” Twilight raised an eyebrow, unsure about the odd request.

“Is that wrong” asked Flutterball.

“Did you even read it” exploded Twilight. “It sounds lewd, vulgar, obscene, and isn't that well written”. “I cannot allow this in my library” her eye was twitching “what if a foal reads it, or worse, one of my friends.”

“Ooh, ooh, ooh,” Pinkie waved her hoof in the air “two words 'adult section'.”

“But it's not adult, just written with a skewed perspective” Twilight put the thin book down “almost like you were trying to troll somepony,” her eyes narrowed. “I'd expect these shenanigans from Discord, but not you two,” Twilight continued “I don't know what to think.”

While twilight usually prided herself at keeping calm, the short story had gotten to her. Her face was actually redder and she was visibly flustered. Pinkie attributed it to Twilight's rather reserved reading lists. There was hardly any fiction, and none more lurid than Daring Do.

“Wait until Fluttershy and I play” Flutterball mumbled where nopony could hear.
Just then Spike walked into the room. Looking at the book on the table he curiously picked it up and started reading without Twilight noticing.

“I like it ” Spike returned it to the table once finished “I think it should be in the library, but why are you upset.”

“Yeah, not like there is anything wrong with it” chimed Pinkie.

Twilight knew that Spike was too young to be bothered by what was written, but she could see that the argument was lost.

“OK, but I'm putting it on a high shelf, I don't even know what to think anymore” Twilight trailed off as she walked to a nearby bookshelf, still blushing.
“Know what I think ” brightened Pinkie “I think it's ...”

“THE END”

Author's Note

Second fanfic of anything I have ever written, and first one of MLP. I'm not the best writer, but that guide does help. 'I am very glad, as I'm finally returning back home' by 'Eduard Khil' is actually the Trololo song, if you didn't know. I just wanted to troll with my first story, don't hold it against me. I'll write more serious stuff later, but you might not like it all. Hope you enjoy it and groan, I just want to get some practise and level up my skills.