Flutterball's Conquest

by PlanetKiller

Rating: mature
Tags: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Comedy, Random, Pinkie Pie
Length: 1307

Pinkie Pie and her friend play an "innocent" game during a party, but is writing about it going too far with Twilight?

A pegasus named Flutterball "plays" with Pinkie Pie at a public party at Sugarcube Corner. Will he reach his goal, or will they be caught; and what's with Eduard Khil at the end of their game?

Afterwards Pinkie and Flutterball write about this exploit with a skewed perspective. Will Twilight allow it in her library, or will she have a meltdown?

Rated Mature for the skewed writing angle and because I don't normally write anything this lurid.

Well I found it funny.

Published 2015-12-23 04:40:02 UTC
Last updated 2015-12-23 04:40:02 UTC

1. You Just Lost

You Just Lost

Flutterball was a grey pegasus with a bright disposition. His cutie mark was a pink ball with yellow wings and his blue eyes were always bright. While he enjoyed flying, there was something he enjoyed doing even more with Pinkie Pie. During her iconic parties at Sugarcube Corner they would get together for some fun. Since it was in a public venue it mad their actions all that much more worthwhile; even if they were concerned about their fun being ruined if they got caught. But luckily nopony seemed to notice their actions during the crowded parties.

Flutterball could feel the music thrumming through his body. Pinkie had gotten into the habit of laying some speakers on the floor as the music played. This caused the musical vibrations to come up through the floor allowing everypony to feel the music through their hooves. As Flutterball inched forward, keeping his eyes on Pinkie, the musical vibrations made him feel good. They vibrated through his spine and even made his mane tremble. He saw that Pinkie was sweating and breathing heavy, but the look on her face told him that she was enjoying herself. As flutterball continued to inch forward slowly, careful to avoid flailing hooves, he rocked his hips for better leverage.

Even though Flutterball had done this numerous times before upon the dance floor; there were a few times that he almost got caught. Last time Fluttershy had tripped upon him, but if she noticed anything she didn't say. That was one thing he liked about her shyness, even if it made it hard to converse with her. He would have to see if they could do something this fun together, she was kinda cute after all. Looking up, Flutterball could see that Pinkie's eyes were closed and she had a smile upon her muzzle. Even he was sweating from the heat of the other ponies nearby, and the effort of what he was doing.

Pinkie let out a shriek of ecstasy; Flutterball froze knowing all eyes would be on her. Wondering if this was a ploy to get him caught, he looked around cautiously. While looking at Pinkie's face he noticed that his goal was close. Redoubling his efforts; Flutterball continued toward his goal. If he could just go unnoticed for a few minutes more his goal would be complete. Between the musical vibrations, the sweat slowly dripping off his back, Pinkie's smell, and his current position Flutterball had to keep himself from losing it and revealing what he was doing. He had to be silent and extra quiet as he crouched on the floor; remembering his previous successes steeled him toward his goal.

Judging the closeness to his goal; Flutterball surged forward with all of his speed. Using his wings to keep his balance and increase the speed of his final surge; he let out a shout as he reached the final goal.

Pinkie Pie turned toward the kitchen, gasping for breath and dripping sweat. She was surprised to see Flutterball had reached his goal of the kitchen door, again. Groaning she realized she had lost, apparently Flutterball was better at extreme hide-and-tag than she was. That now made twenty-seven times that he had beaten her at the game she had devised.

“But, how” pinkie had a confused look on he face as the music ended “I kept my eyes on the door every time it opened”.

“I came in behind Bulk Biceps” Flutterball smiled.

“Oh” Pinkie looked down, defeated; but she brightened “I'll get you next time”.
Flutterball just smiled as 'I am very glad, as I'm finally returning back home' by 'Eduard Khil' started playing over the speakers.

The Game

Author's Note

I am truly sorry (no I'm not), but I couldn't resist doing this for practice. Flutteball's name came from an image I saw of Fluttershy in a ball form. I think the name fits somehow. Image was made my me, in Gimp. I don't like negative comments, so I don't give them. If I don't like a story due to content, well I chose to read it. I do like helping people with their writing, but If I don't seem to take criticism or advice, it just means I'm either offline or cooling off. If it is good and not written in anger I'll be thankful even if I don't appear to be. I'd like to thank Ezn for that guide, gave me about ten levels in writing, and the text editor is great. Scanning your story a few times really helps.

2. Is it Write that I Feel so Wrong

Is it Write that I Fell so Wrong

Flutterball and pinkie decided to write a short story about their previous escapade and see if Twilight would put it in the castle's library. They didn't expect much since it was short and 'uniquely' written; that was Pinkies idea. While Flutterball wasn't too enthused with the way the content was arranged, he agreed that it was a good prank. Pinkie, on the other hoof, just wanted to see Twilight blush. Her excitement was visible, even as she tried to contain it.

“Let me get this straight, ” Twilight's concern was visible, “You have a game where you have to sneak around to the kitchen without being caught by anypony”?

“Yep,” Flutterball grinned.

“And you wrote a short story about your latest 'conquest' and want it to be in my library” Twilight raised an eyebrow, unsure about the odd request.

“Is that wrong” asked Flutterball.

“Did you even read it” exploded Twilight. “It sounds lewd, vulgar, obscene, and isn't that well written”. “I cannot allow this in my library” her eye was twitching “what if a foal reads it, or worse, one of my friends.”

“Ooh, ooh, ooh,” Pinkie waved her hoof in the air “two words 'adult section'.”

“But it's not adult, just written with a skewed perspective” Twilight put the thin book down “almost like you were trying to troll somepony,” her eyes narrowed. “I'd expect these shenanigans from Discord, but not you two,” Twilight continued “I don't know what to think.”

While twilight usually prided herself at keeping calm, the short story had gotten to her. Her face was actually redder and she was visibly flustered. Pinkie attributed it to Twilight's rather reserved reading lists. There was hardly any fiction, and none more lurid than Daring Do.

“Wait until Fluttershy and I play” Flutterball mumbled where nopony could hear.
Just then Spike walked into the room. Looking at the book on the table he curiously picked it up and started reading without Twilight noticing.

“I like it ” Spike returned it to the table once finished “I think it should be in the library, but why are you upset.”

“Yeah, not like there is anything wrong with it” chimed Pinkie.

Twilight knew that Spike was too young to be bothered by what was written, but she could see that the argument was lost.

“OK, but I'm putting it on a high shelf, I don't even know what to think anymore” Twilight trailed off as she walked to a nearby bookshelf, still blushing.
“Know what I think ” brightened Pinkie “I think it's ...”

“THE END”

Author's Note

Second fanfic of anything I have ever written, and first one of MLP. I'm not the best writer, but that guide does help. 'I am very glad, as I'm finally returning back home' by 'Eduard Khil' is actually the Trololo song, if you didn't know. I just wanted to troll with my first story, don't hold it against me. I'll write more serious stuff later, but you might not like it all. Hope you enjoy it and groan, I just want to get some practise and level up my skills.