Lyra Eats a Newspaper

by Shy Sparkle

Rating: everyone
Tags: Comedy, Random
Length: 78

One day, Lyra encounters a newspaper while being hungry.

One day, Lyra encounters a newspaper while being hungry.

Written for the Random and parodies contest.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2015-12-22 18:52:36 UTC

Yummy Paper

It was a normal day in Ponyville. The ponies were doing their regular business.

Lyra walked around Ponyville. She didn't know what to do.

She and Bon Bon recently had a fight and separated for a bit. Lyra sighed and kept walking, until...

She stumbled upon a newspaper. Its name was "Popular Ponyville News". The front article wrote:

"Starlight Glimmer, one of Ponyville's former villains, redeemed!"

Lyra stared at the headline. She licked her lips.