The high court of Canterlot has held many a case, but this one takes the proverbial cake. Seemingly all of pony kind has gathered in the court case of Anon, the lone human in Equestria.

His crime? The most unfathomable, unthinkable thing anything could ever do to a pony... refusal of unwarranted, entirely unwanted sexual advances.

He rather disagrees with that point of view.

Cursing and mentions of sex abound. Note: everyone is OOC, and that's the point.