Randomness is magic

"Twilight! Wake up!" Spike shouted. Twilight sleepily opened her eyes. The purple alicorn tried to get out of bed, but was too lazy and just flopped down on the ground.

"Why did you wake me up from my awesome dream of being the princess of books?" She muttered, half asleep.

"All the sandwiches are gone! This is a tragedy!" Spike said, coming up the stairs. Twilight looked at him. Her horn began to glow and she lifted a book from one of her bookcases.

"Twilight..." She began. "...Chop!" She slammed the book on spike's head with a satisfied grunt. He rubbed his head and retreated downstairs, and into his special plush cave (which is just a closet full of plush toys).

"Twilight!" Pinkie, while wearing her blue jeans, screamed after crashing through the window. "I lost my pants!" The pink pony said, jumping up and down. Twilight looked confused. As did Applejack who was not mentioned before.

"Ain't you wearin' them?" The farm pony asked. Pinkie looked at her pants. Gasped. Then jumped out the window, got onto her nyan cat and flew away. Applejack made a weird penguin noise and followed Pinkie. Twilight shook her head and went downstairs. A random pony sat by her fireplace. It was staring at a photo of him/her and Twilight. The latter was now walking to her computer. She checked her website and found a few shipping fanfiction's of her and the random pony. She smiled, before going outside. The sun's rays made her coat shine.

"Yo, Twilight! How's it going?" Rainbowdash called to her, landing infront of her. "Wanna buy a goat?" She pointed to a cage full of dancing goats.

"What is wrong with everypony?" Twilight said to no one in particular. She then remembered she had forgotten to meet a very important friend. So she went to the everfree forest without saying goodbye to Rainbow, who was in the middle of becoming queen of the goats.

Will Rainbowdash be accepted by the goats?

Will Spike ever get his sandwiches?

And who is Twilight's friend?

The answers to these questions and more, next time on PonyballZ!