Teen In Equestria: Voice in my Head

**Hey Everypony I finally got this damn story organized the way I want it I don't know how many chapters there's going to be but expect over at least 40. Hopefully I won't run out of ideas that will stop me from this goal.

BOLD :My Dick

Italic:My Brain

Underline :ME

Chapter 1 the Beginning**

See that guy right there with the wings carrying Princess Celestia away from the Castle and fire aura around him yeah that’s me, and I’ve been living a few months in Canterlot. Now you probably are wondering how I got in Equestria in the first place, and the wings. Well it's somewhat of a long, funny story with Romance, adventure, transformations and TONS of cussing and the N word being dropped more than 20 times.  So let me start from the beginning

A Month and a half Ago

It was a normal day for me here in Stockton California, sitting around my mom’s apartment doing nothing as usual. I’d either be on my laptop watching some shit on YouTube, or on my Facebook, or drawing some pictures for some fan-fics that I write. My first one “A Diamond Dog Tale” was not as popular as I thought it would be. Despite my inability to write anything better then a 2.0 out of a 4.0 on all essays I wrote due to spelling and tense errors, some people found it interesting to read due to the direction I went in the story.

A Diamond dog and Pony relationship something most authors would not write about and how I incorporated blood, violence, songs, game references, and sensual scenes keep the attention of most of the readers. Surprised it actually got more than 1000 views on it and it’s only been out since April 22, 2012.

“Well shit…I didn’t expect it to get that many views. Hopefully those who read it tell other people about it so I can get more views, but lord know that aint gonna happen, now. What the fuck was I doing before this? Oh yeah drawing some pictures for ‘The life of A pony Named Ottotune’. Now where is my drawing pad?”

That me Kendall Jones, 18 years old 6’0” and whole year fresh out of high school; I usually do at least a drawing a day if not keep messing with Photoshop to learn some new things.

“There it is now just got to get everything else.”

I love to draw it was something I had always done ever sense Fifth grade. I would draw anything that came to mind. As time progressed so did my skills, going from stick figures to anthro’s, humans, and Ponies. Now I’m not saying that my drawing skills are good but they are at least good enough to keep me distracted for a whole hour or so.

“We’ve been spending most our lives living in a Gangster’s paradise

We’ve been spending most our lives living in a Gangster’s paradise

We keep spending most our lives living in a Gangster’s paradise

We keep spending most our lives living in a Gangster’s paradise."

As I sat there drawing something occurred to me. How the hell did I become interested in MLP in the first place? I sat there for a few minutes thinking about it. I really didn’t get into the show till November of 2011. I think it started with that one time when my niece and I were watching TV and we couldn’t find the remote and it was stuck on the hub channel.

It was the Dragonshy episode I still remember which is pretty awful seeing how that was when I was still in high school. But it was probably when I heard Pony Swag by Swagberg and Maros then I started to hear about the bronies and pegisisters with their art, music, animations, and voice acting.

I’ll admit it I denied being a brony at first but after I started to accept it I really just didn’t give a shit any more hell I even show some of my friends some of the music and they all liked it, In the immortal words of that one black nigga in the Party Rock video. “It will get in your bones.”

Anyway getting side tracked. It was any other normal day but something felt off. It was 9:56 pm and my mom usually home around 5-6, 8 at the latest, which struck me kind of worried on what may have happened to her. So put on my White hoodie and black low top chuck and went outside to see if she was coming or not. I pulled out my phone and decided to call her.

*RING*

*RING*

*RING*

“Hi you’ve reach the voice mail of Monica, please leave your name and number at the beep.”

*BEEP*

“Hey mom It’s me Kendall I was wondering where you were because it’s 10:00. If you’re at dad’s it would have been nice to know that, any way call me back.”

I walked back inside my house and saw something on my floor I made the figure out to be a person. I turned the person over to see that it was a woman, but her hair was dyed in four separate colors Teal, Pink, Green, and Blue. She wore a long white dress with a golden necklace, strap sandals, and tiara. I could believe it this woman looked like princess Celestia…But…as a human. I did my best to contain any excitement until I know it’s actually her.

I carried the woman into my room and laid her on my bed and waited for her to get up. The whole time I was wondering. How the fuck, did she get into the apartment if I close the damn door. What if she is actually Celestia? And why is she here in my world? It’s been two whole hours before the woman started to stir in my bed she laid up dropping the wet rag I placed on her head while waiting.

“Where am I?”

“You’re in my apartment.”

“Who are you?”

“I am Kendall Jones. And may I ask who you are?”

“I’m princess Celestia of Equestria.”

“Oh my, Princess Celestia Is in front of me in person. Must. Contain. Excitement.”

“Holy Shit the princess is fucking hot.”

“Oh be quite you. You can’t go on for a whole minute without wanting to have sex with every attractive woman we meet.”

“And is that a problem. Hey Kendall see if she wants to fuck.”

“1) That’s a fucking horrible idea 2) She can probably still use magic and 3) STFU and stay down.”

“Both you nigga’s suck.”

“Shut up Dick.”

“Why is one of the elements on your wall?”

I turned over to my wall of 10 drawings and saw what she was talking about. It was a picture I drew of Fluttershy as a filly for my niece but she crumbled the picture by placing it somewhere in her messy room so I took it back.

“Oh that’s just something I drew, but Princess what are you doing here in my realm shouldn’t you be back in Equestria?”

“Yes, but I keep having these vision of a human saving Equestria.”

“Then why are you here? I…I can’t be one from your visions…am I?”

“Yes you are.”

“Whoa…I can barely fight let alone save my own self from myself.”

“Yes but your personalities were there to help you along with the elements of harmony.”

“I don’t understand…What do you mean my personalities princess?”

“Here let me show you.”

Celestia put her hand on my head showing me everything that would happen, every single detail of it rushing into my mind as if I was there myself. After she was done she dropped back on my bed in pain. I tried to process it all but I could see she was in horrible pain.

“You should lay off the magic till morning princess.”

“But I have to get back to Equestria to raise the sun.”

“I’m sure Luna can handle it, I mean you’ve done it for a thousand years. I’m sure she can handle at least one day, but could you tell me how exactly did you get here. I lock the door and there's no other way for you to get in here?”

"Yes about that. I used a trans-dimensional spell that I found in the Starswirl the Bearded wing of the castle. I studied the spell for five days and did some test run before I sent myself here. I found myself in front of some building with I believe to be golden bears."

"That's down town, but how'd you get here?"

"Well I've been in your dimension for two days trying to find out where you lived. Then I came across these three lovely boys who told me where you lived."

"We're was one mexican and the other two white?"

"Yes how did you know."

"Those are my stoner friends."

"Well they told me what apartment complex you where stay at but they did know the apartment number so I've been teleporting to each apartment and I ran out of energy at your on luck."

"Well at least explains how you got here, but should get some rest princess you had a long two days."

“Okay…good night Kendall.”

“Good night Princess.”

I grabbed some shorts from my dresser, a pillow and a blanket so I could lay on the couch in the living room; I only got three hours of sleep. How could I sleep princess Celestia was in my house, she told me that I was the Savory of Equestria and how my personalities helped me. That’s a lot weight that one 18 year old shouldn’t carry, but if it has to be done then it will be done.

I woke up and went straight to the bathroom as always. As I opened the door I was met by a naked Celestia about to get into the bathtub.

“Okay Kendall stay calm.”

“Daymn bruh, her ass is like BAM. Now turn around so I can get a look at them BOOBIES.”

“Shut up dick I don’t need to hear your goddamn commentary.”

“What are you gay?”

“Fuck you!  I hate you sometimes!”

“Awwww shit nigga I’m starting to stand up.”

“Don’t you dare I’ll kill you by wearing skinny jeans.”

“*Gasp* You wouldn’t.”

“I would.”

“Um guys she’s staring at us.”

“Yes Kendall can I help you?”

“Um.” I started to stammer I used my hands to cover her top half so I could talk to her without having to continuously stare at her breast. Which are very nice by the way a nice set of DD’s, anyway focus Kendall.

“Um…uh…what…what are you doing…naked…in the bathroom.”

She walked over to me and lowered my hand giving me a fantastic view of her breast. Now, I never…seen any black person blush…but I was doing it real hard.

“Just like your dick.”

“Shut up Damn it!”

“It’s okay if you look; it’s only natural for young men and for the reason why I’m nude. I was going to take a bath."

"Well just come get me when your done."

I walked out the bathroom and went into my room and started to clean up my room. I opened my Itunes and started to clean my room. I've been cleaning for fifteen minutes and started to sing some of the lyrics because I could.

I step into the club

The haters turn around

My middle finger's up

Man i'm just getting down

To get me in the mood

To get me good

I need an aphrodisiac yea

Aphrodisiac yeah!

And then she pulled me close and told me now

Let's rock the night away

Move your body to the beat like this

Like this, like this

Throw your cups in the air

We so fly

Middle finger up to the sky

(throw it up)

In the sky-y-y

In the sky-y-y

(throw it up)

In the sky-y-y-y-y-y

Do it all the time (hey!!!!)

Do it all night (hey!!!!)

Middle finger up to the sky

(throw it up)

In the sky-y-y

In the sky-y-y

(throw it up)

In the sky-y-y-y-y-y

I was way into the sing to know that princess Celestia was standing at my door watching me.

"I see you're having fun."

"How long have you been standing there?"

"Long enough, but it was fun while it lasted."

"Don't tell anyone."

“Your secret is safe with me. So, Kendall; are you ready to go to Equestria?”

“What about my mom I just can’t up and leave without her knowing.”

“Don’t worry I’ve got that handled.” She closed her eyes and shot a beam of light at me. After a few seconds I look at my side and see a clone of myself.

“He’ll react just like you would in real life. No one would ever know that you are missing until you finish your job. Now do you have everything you need?”

“No hold on.”

I grabbed my duffle bag and place a few clothes in there. A few T and A-shirts, socks, two pairs of shoes, my black and white hoodies, two doo-rags, a black and white hat, my overalls, laptop, Phone, Ipod, chargers, Lotion, Baby oil and powder, Sunglasses and regular glasses, and my USP .45 with a clip that hold 12 rounds. (NO I don’t actually own a gun, but it’s a fanfic, so fuck it.)

“Okay princess, I ready.”

“Then hold my hand.” I grabbed her hand and like that we went to Equestria.