Teen In Equestria: Voice in my Head

Sorry for the extremely long wait guys but with the moving and not having my creative juices flowing this chapter took way longer than expected, and I just have this feeling that this chapters is not as good as the others

Chapter 10

Running from Big Mac

"So what you're telling me is that you put ecstasy in your lemon square?!" Lemon cake was sitting on her bed both of us fully clothed, she looked at the floor nodding her head in agreement. "Why would you do that?"

"I..I-I... I was just so lonely and miserable my entire relationship with my abusive boyfriend...But you..." She said looking at me tears streaming down her face. "You were just so kind to me and I didn't want to lose you...So I-I...I'm sorry." She got up from her bed and ran outside, I went after her chasing her down the streets of Ponyville some of the ponies looking at us.

I finally caught up with her, I wrapped my arms around her holding her in a deep embrace not wanting to let her go. I especially don't want her doing anything drastic, I stayed in the position slowly rocking her back and forth rubbing the back of her head, place a small kiss on her forehead every now and again.

"I'm sorry."

"I know, I know, it's not your fault."

"Yes it is."

"It's alright Lemon I’m not mad at you."

"Yes you are."

"I'm not, it's okay Lemon."

"No its not okay. Now you're going to hate me forever."

"Now wait a minute." I held her at arms reach. "I can never hate a woman no what they have done to me. You're my friend Lemon Cake and I don't want to lose you, but I do have to tell my girlfriend what happened."

"No please don't tell her please." she begged me "I won't tell her your name but I do have to tell her, I want to be honest I don't want us to have secrets. Once hidden secrets are out, the fate could be worse than it would've been if I don't tell her."

"Who...who is she?" I let out a deep sigh knowing that nothing good is going to come from this. "It's.........Princess Luna." She gasped "Pr-pr-princess Luna?" I nodded my head her eyes widen with horror. She was thinking on what Luna may do to her if she ever found out. "I-I...I didn't know.."

"I should've told you from the beginning. I'll make sure she doesn't know it's you I promise." She looked back at me before placing another kiss on my lips I didn't fight it I just wrapped my arms around her trying to comfort her in  anyway possible. "Thank you for watching out and over me."

"No problem now we need to get you back home and I need to get back to Sweet Apple Acres."

"Okay." We walked back to her house and sat down for awhile she keep telling she was sorry for what she did but I told it was alright. "D-do you remember anything from last night?"

"I got this one guys.

"Hmm lets see....We made out and dry fucked on this couch, then I took you into your room, then you told me to put it in both hole, so I took you in the missionary position, then I told you to get on all fours, you wanted me to grind your face in the sheets, in which you took it in your plot after a spanking, I pulled out and ate out your plot hole, I put it back in and rutted as fast and hard as I could and came inside your plot."

"Oh my I...I told you to do that?"

"Yes and you we're enjoying yourself, your eyes were crossed and you were drooling." Her face grew redder than ever turning her cheeks orange. "Now I need to get back to the farm they're probably wondering where I am." Brought her face towards mine and placed a small peck on her lips before leaving.

"You're going to tell Luna about those two kisses you gave her right."

"Eh...what she doesn't know won't kill me."

I walked back to farm and seen they were looking for me. I snuck past everypony none of them seeing me sneak into the barn, I saw a ladder that lead up to a giant pile of hay at top. I climbed the ladder and jumped in, I heard the barn doors open and two ponies talking. "Just where in the hay could he be Big Mac?"

"I don't AJ."

"Hey Kendall you in here." Time to see if taking acting actually pays off. "Uh what do you want? I'm trying to sleep."

"How long have you been up there sugarcube?"

"This morning around 2am now let me sleep."

"Where are ya?" asked Big Mac.

"I'm in the place that I'm at."

"There is no need to get uppity."

"AJ you won't know uppity if came up and slapped ya across the face.

"That is it where are you you little coward!" Big Mac yelled turning over everything he could. "I had it to about here with your mouth."

"Aw well who gives two shit what you think."

"Once I find you I'm going to rip your head off."

"And...BITCH, I STILL DON'T GIVE A FUCK!"

Big Mac searched high and low but not high enough. He looked up to the top of the barn and seen a pile of hay. "I got you now you mealy mouthed bastard." He grabbed a pitchfork and proceeded up the ladder once at the top he stabbed in directly into the hay.

"Ooo so closer a little more to the left." He stabbed the pile again. "Oh I'm sorry did I say left, I meant my left." Big Mac keep stabbing the pile of hay as if he was on a personal vendetta every time he stabbed a few straws of hay would fly up. "Oh fuck....*cough*....you got me."

Big Mac kept stabbing in that one place seeing red as it flew up with the straws of hey. He threw the pitchfork to the left, and dug into the pile only to see it a bag full of berries and water to give that blood look. "Hey Big Mac lose something." He turned his head to the left and seen me with the pitchfork in my hands.

"You know you should really take good care of these. Throwing them around could not only break the wood, but it can rust these fine points and somepony could get tetanus if they were to step on it."

"Put that down and fight me like a real stallion." He said removing his shirt showing his well bound muscle physique, raising his fist in the air already sweaty ready to go.

"Oh like who you tried to kill me like a stallion. I ain't got time for your penny antic bullshit."

"Come on. Me, you, right here, right now." He pointed at the flooring holding his fist up.

"Nigga you look like you just walked off the set of 'Roots 2', and plus I don't think another ass whoopin is what you need right now." I threw the pitchfork passed him, barely sticking it in the wall. He turned his head to it before looking back at me, but I wasn't in the same place anymore I jumped down to the floor.

"You shouldn't of done that partner." Applejack said kind of concerned.

"Why?" I crossed my arms slightly agitated. "Not like I'm going to with him for the whole day."

"Yeah bout that...Everypony is kind of busy so I'll be watchin' over Applebloom and her friends, so you'll be with Big Macintosh today." Just as she finished I felt a big hand on my shoulder.

"And you won't be runnin' far from me now." He tied a rope around my waist I followed the rope and seen it was tied to a hay bail. "Now I suggest you run."

“Shit can’t a brotha change his clothes first?”

“Nope.” Well you don't have to tell me twice. I jetted out of the barn at full speed, dragging the bale of hay behind me, it was slowing me down a bit more than I thought it would of. I turned around and seen he was only my tail a mad look on his face.

I faced forward and seen a nearly broken fence coming up. I cleared it with ease as the hay bale broke through it, I ran for five minutes before fatigue started to take over. I needed something that could cut through this rope thankfully the market was open. "No somepony selling kitchen utensils or knives at least."

I did my best to hide with in the crowd trying to find something that can cut through rope. Then I found it a kiosk that had knives for sell. I grabbed one and cut through the rope. "Hey you use it you buy it." Damn you store policy, I threw whatever bits I had in my pocket on the table, pocketed the knife and keep running.

I saw a house that was at least a good fifteen feet high, I ran up it and gripped the top pulling myself up resting on the roof watching over the market. I spotted Big Mac, he calmed himself down in public not wanting to draw attention. I watched as he advanced in the market searching for me, he found the hay bale then followed the rope until he saw it was cut. He snorted before continuing his search, I slumped on the roof before I realized I was slide off of it.

I hit the floor and rolled, I got off the floor at looked at my surroundings I was near Twilight's maybe she can hide me for a while until he cools down. I ran towards her house knocking on the down three times, the door opened and there was the smart lavender Unicorn Twilight Sparkle.

She was about 5'6" she has an average frame with girly hips, C-cups, and a cute little butt. She wearing a long dress shirt under a dark purple sweater and a light purple plaid skirt with lines. "Hi Kendall is there anything I can do for you." She asked holding a quill in her hand, she must be writing to Celestia or doing some research.

"Yeah you think I can hide here for a bit?"

"What for?"

"Big Mac is chasing after me because I wanted to be a smart mouth."

"Sure I was just doing some research right now and I could use some help."

"Thanks Twilight." I walked in and she was doing some sort of chemistry project. "So what’s your research on anyway?" I asked as we walked in to the center of the room where she had everything laid out on a table.

"Well I saw some fireworks not to long ago before you came here and they had a different array of colors, so I'm just doing a project on which compound elements make up each color. I have a few of the elements in small little vials and some toothpicks that I'll be dipping them elements. With each element should burn a different color, then record the data on each on which color they burn."

"Well that sounds like fun because you're burning things, and I remember doing this in Chemistry."

"You took chemistry then this sound be fun, Can you name all the elements on the periodic table."

"No but I do know that Magnesium Sulfate burns white."

“Oh well that was one of them come on let’s get started.” I looked over the to the pad she had it was separated by two columns on the left Elemental Compounds, and on the right color. “Now just let me close all the curtains and light this candle and we should be ready to go.”

We went through the motions of her telling me what compounds to dip and burn over the open flame while she recorded it. It was fun doing this experiment again that or it was just me playing with fire. I’m a pyromaniac i admit it seeing how I almost set my house on fire on four separate occasions.

“Okay Kendall I have all the data I need and know which compound elements are used in fireworks.” She noted as she walked me towards her door.

“Well I’m glad to help Twilight. I totally forgot why I came here in the first place.”

“Well we did collect some great data. I need to report this to the princess right away, thank you for your help.”

“No problem Twilight.” I opened the door and heard a very familiar voice. “There you are you yellow bellied bastard.”

“Oh shit.” There in the middle of the door frame was Big Mac, he came charging towards Twilight’s I closed the door and ran up stairs. He came in and slammed the door scaring Twilight. "Where is he?!"

"Big Mac what is your problem? You can not just burst into some pony's house uninvited like that."

"I know that coward is here where is he?"

"You have no authority to burst into my house and make demands. Now tell me, who you are looking for, and why?"

"I'm lookin' for Kendall and he was being a smart mouth and broke our fence at the farm."

"Is that it that's no reason to be mad at him."

"He threw a pitchfork at me."

"Oh well still you have no right to burst into my house like that."

"I'm sorry Twilight I really am...It's just...he made me so mad this afternoon I kind of lost it."

"Well I forgive you Big Mac, just try to keep yourself calm like you usually do."

"Okay Twilight, but is he here?"

"Yes he is Kendall come down here please?" I descended the stairs slowly looking at the red asshole knowing that once i get down there some shit is going down. Once I was down stairs I stood next to Twilight just encase he tried something funny.

"Now you two are going to settle this little dispute like real stallions, not like colts."

"Man." I interjected, Big Mac only rolled his eyes.

"Whatever. You two can handle this like a stallion and a man." Twilight back away leaving me and Big Mac staring at each other, sizing each other up, noses flaring. With in a blink of an eye Big Mac wrapped the hands around my neck choking the life out of me. "Big Mac what are you doing!?" I tried to pry his hands away but he was to strong.

He started to lean into it bringing me to one knee, I had two choices and I'm not choosing number 1. With my other knee that wasn't on the floor I quickly dragged into his groin releasing his grip on me and making him double over in pain. I held one hand to my throat coughing trying to breathe.

"You *Deep inhale* asshole. Serves you right. Sorry for this Twilight but I need to get the fuck out of here before he gets up." I left her to tend to Big mac while I made my way back to Sweet Apple Acres to gather my stuff no way in hell I'm staying there knowing he might try to kill me.

Thirty Minutes later at Sugar Cube Corner

The entire walk to Sugar Cube Corner I watched every corner I could I didn't want to run into Big mac again I just survived that attack at Twilight's. I walked in and seen the Cakes running around getting yelling at each other telling the other what to grab.

"Um...is this a bad time cause I can just come back later."

"Sorry dear, but we just got a huge order to fill right now that's due in three days and we need every pony here helping on this project."

"Well may I ask what the project is?"

"It's the Marzipan Madness cake me and Cupcake work hard on for one whole week for the baking competition, but Princess Celestia ordered one because pinkie at the whole cake last time." Mr. Cake declared.

"Oh yeah she did eat the whole thing in one bite didn't she?"

"And she still doesn't have diabetes........I wish we could do that."

"No you don't we still can get in a sugar coma from all of that."

"Is there anything I can do to help?"

Could you watch the foals while we do our order.

"Ooooooooh.......about that.....I'm not real good at watching kids, I problems watching over myself....So....Yeah." I started to inch my way towards the door and looked outside I seen Big Mac walking around still trying to find me after what happened at Twilight's.

"Shit he must have a crush on you or somethin' he's tryin' to find you.[/clolor]"

"He's climbin' in yo windows

He's snatchin' yo people up

Tryin' to rape'em

So you need to

Hide yo kids

Hide yo wife

Hide yo kids

Hide yo wife

Hide yo kids

Hide yo wife

and Hide yo Husbands

Cause he rapin' everyone out here"

"Now is not the time to be singing that."

"I couldn't agree more."

"Yo got a plan boss?"

"Yeah I do."

I ran like a bat out of hell towards Town Square. With all the ponies that are there I could probably shake him there. Big Mac saw me, he turned and rush towards me. "Hey wait up. I just want to talk to ya."

Bullshit I'm not that stupid last time we were supposed to talk I wound up getting choked. I ran for two minutes till I got to Town Square, there were a few ponies there. How am I supposed to leave him in a small crowd. I looked back to see where he was he was a few yards behind me. I turned around just in time to run into a wall; A hard unbreakable stone wall. "Ow.........Fuck."

Big Mac finally caught up to me, pulling me to my feet with one mighty yank. I stood on spaghetti legs for a few seconds before gaining a solid stance. "You all right there partner?"

"Yeah, I'm fine my shoulder just hurts right now."

"Look I want to apologize for my actions today."

"No I should apologize I started all of this. So I am sorry for my rude comments and attitude this morning." I extended out my hand which he grasped firmly and shook it.

"Apology accepted hopefully you can forgive me for my actions earlier."

"Already have...just try not to kill me next time."

"Can do. So are ya'll comin' back to the farm? I see you have your stuff." He asked quizzed.

"After today's events I'd rather not for my own safety." holding my hands in the air like I was surrendering.

"Understood but will where you stay?"

"I know of a place."

Ten minutes later

There was a knocking at a door of somepony's house. "I wonder who that can be?" The mare asked herself getting up from her couch placing her tea on the coffee table. She walked over to the door, "Who is it?" she asked as she got close to the door.

She opened the door and gasped in surprise. "Kendall. What are you doing here?" She gave me hug as she was extremely happy to see me snuggling her head into my chest.

"It's great to see you to Lemon Cake I was wondering if I could stay here tonight?"

"But what about last night?"

"Let's make sure that doesn't happen again. Okay?"

"Sure but you never answered my question. What are you doing here?"

"I need a place to stay I almost died today....twice." I declared holding up two fingers. She looked shocked and held me close to her. "Oh my gosh are...are you okay? Are they following you? What happened?" she questioned. I chuckled while wiggling  a hand out of her embrace to put on the back of her head trying to make her relax.

"My mouth has just been getting me into a lot of as of lately that's all."

"Well come in you know you are always welcomed here."

"Thanks Lemon."

A hour later PonyVille Hospital

"Well sir just a few more days and you'll be alright to leave with a perfect bill of health." Delivered Nurse Redheart.

"Thanks nurse." voice the light brown Pegasus stallion. "I just can't believe he did all that damage to my body."

"Well you're one lucky stallion that amount a damage would of killed any leaser pony, the doctor will be in shortly to check up on you."

"Thanks again nurse."

"No problem." Nurse Redheart made her way out the room leaving the clipboard on the wall near the door. The stallion watched as she walked away looking at her plot as it swayed in her scrubs.

"Just a few days and I can get my hands on that bitch and that ass that put me in here." He closed his eyes and went to sleep for awhile. The doctor came in grabbing the clipboard from the wall. "Hello there Mr...Dust Storm. How are you this evening?" buzzed the doctor who was examining the clipboard.

The stallion started to stir in his bed as he stretched, yawning in the process. "I'm doing good doc. You?"

"I'm doing good thanks for asking." He answered "Well let's assets the damage shall we. A broken wing, an minor concussion, a broken rib and a minor skull fracture. That pony must of did a real number on you didn't he?" asked the doctor his face still buried in the clipboard.

"Yeah he did." 'But I'll get him back' Dust Storm said under his breath, not knowing the doctor heard him.

"Well let's see what you need for all these ailments...Hmm...plenty of bed rest and 100cc's of whoop ass." The doctor flung clipboard to the side revealing his face. It was me and I jumped on Dust Storm punching him in the chest.

"Think you can get me a you need to be one step ahead of me." He was calling for before I busted him outside the head with the bedpan. I rolled him off the bed, which he hit the floor hard with a loud thud. I rolled a wheelchair over to him and put him on it. "Let's go for a little walk shall we?"

I ran out his room wheeling him around the hospital catching the attention of the other nurse hanging around the front desk on the top floor. I ran past them, "Looking good ladies." they all looked over at me before calling one of the guards that stay there overnight to chase me down along with themselves. I pushed Dust Storm down the stairs and slid down the rail, I seen one of the guards ready for me so I held out my arm going at least 10 mph down the twenty stair staircase knocking him on his ass. I ran out the hospital feeling just a bit better with myself on what I did.

"Well I do not approve on what you did."

"Of course you wouldn't. Hey don't listen to him that was fun as hell."

"Hell yeah it was we whooped that nigga's ass in the hospital and threw him down some stairs sounds like a good time to me."

"You three are just rude."

"Wait what did I do?"

"Nothing and everything."

"Come on guys lets get back to Lemon's house before they try to catch us."

Once again sorry for the long wait it's just that my mind really isn't co-oping with me so some chapters (like this) will take much longer. I know for sure that the next chapter will take just as long so bear with me people. Also I will be meeting an OC next chapter