Teen In Equestria: Voice in my Head

Jesus I've been gettin' big headed lately for some Odd reason...Quick question Do any of you have a friend that's a girl and she's going out with someone, but you talk to her till 2 in the morning instead her boyfriend...Yeah I can steal My friend from him if she wasn't under aged by 2 years.....Anyway Story time enough of my ranting.

Chapter 6

How tough are Ya'

*Knock*

*Knock*

*Knock*

I woke up to the sound of someone knocking on Luna's door at...I don't even know what time it was, but it was pretty damn early. I got out of bed and stretched.

*Knock*

*Knock*

*Knock*

"I'm coming." I walked over to the door and opened it. I was met by Applejack who had a smile on her face and my bag by her hands.

"Mornin' there Sugarcube."

"Applejack what time is it." I said lazily rubbing my eyes.

"It's five in the..."

*Slam*

I slammed the door in her face and flopped back down on Luna's. That's to fucking early to be knocking on any ones door unless it's an emergency. Applejack opened the door and walked over towards me and gently shook me trying to wake me. I tried to swat her away but to no avail.

"Come on sugarcube it's time for yer trainin'."

"Well come get me in three hours."

"Okay then sugarcube I didn't want ta do this, but you left me no choice."

She walked into the bathroom were I heard water running I jumped out of Luna's bed In a heartbeat. She walked back into the room and laughed lightly so she wouldn't wake up Luna. I was surprised she slept through me slamming the door and me flopping down on the bed.

"Come on Sugarcube we don't want'a miss our train back to Ponyville now would we?"

"No I guess not just let me get my stuff and we can go."

"I got that all done partner, its right out side this here door."

"Okay at least let me say bye to Luna first."

"Go ahead Partner I'll be waiting outside for ya." Applejack left me alone with Luna. I walked over to her and gently shook her, she started to stir but swatted my hand away. She awoke with an annoyed look on her face.

"What do you want?"

"I just wanted you to know that I was leaving that's all."

"You couldn't of left me a note?"

"You can't leave this in a note Luna." I kissed her on the lips, her annoyed expression switched to one of passion. We stayed like that for a few more seconds before I broke it. "I'll back in nine days okay, I want you to think about what you want to do when I get back, okay."

"I already know what I want to do, but I think I can wait for one of them."

"That's great do you want to walk to the train or do you want to go back to sleep?"

"I'll walk to the train it's not that far from the palace."

"Well get dressed then. Me and Applejack will be waiting outside the door okay." I left the room and told Applejack that Luna would be walking with us to the train. "Hey Applejack did you grab my gun?"

"Yer what?"

"My gun."

"I have no clue what yer talkin' bout there partner."

"Hold on I'll be back." I ran towards my room to grab it you can never be to safe anywhere at night. I ran down the hallway Luna came out her room.

"Where's he running to?"

"I don't know, somethin' bout a...Gun." I opened my nightstand drawer and found out it was still there. I grabbed it put it in the back of my shorts and ran back to the girls. Once I got there I seen Luna was in a bathrobe.

"Did you get what you needed?"

"Yeah Luna I got it."

"So partner what is this gun you were yammerin' on about?"

"This." I pulled it out and showed and explained to her what it was and what it could do.

"So your tellin' us that this can kill a pony in one shot?"

"If a bullet hits a major artery or the heart yes it can."

"Why would you carry something like that Kendall?" Luna asked kind of horrified that I might hurt myself

"Protection Luna, but I didn't grab this for me I grabbed it for you on your walk back." I tried to hand it to her but she pushed it away.

"Actually I was going to fly back, but thank you for the kind gesture."

"Well come on ya'll that train aint gonna be there forever."

Once we got to the train station I said my good byes to Luna and kissed her before get on the train with AJ. I found her sitting next to the door when I walked in.

"You get what ya needed there Lover boy?"

"Yeah AJ I got what I need."

"Good because Ponyville is a good hour away." The train started to part from the station, My head was out the window saying my final good bye to Luna before I see her in nine days. I can manage but I don't know about her, she might go a bit to crazy, but who knows. I stuck my head back in the window before we were about to enter the tunnel near the station, the train interior was cozy but you all know what the train looks like on the inside.

"So, AJ where's Pinkie?"

"Oh she didn't want to wake up this early so she'll come back to Ponyville when ever she wakes up, and I say you and Luna have been 'well' acquainted haven't ya?"

"Yeah we have, but we haven't done anything just yet."

"Sure you haven't partner." I just chuckled, the whole train ride me and Applejack were talking about what I would be doing while I would be with her for the next six days. She told me that I would be helping her with her chores like bucking the trees and carrying hay bales and plowing the fields with Big Mac. She also told me she had a track she used to practice at for rodeos and that it would need a good cleaning if I wanted to use it. Knowing what was ahead for me the next six day I needed to stay focused.

Back at the palace

"Luna is that you?"

"Yes sister it's me."

"Are you alright Luna?"

"Yes, but not really."

"Is it him?"

"Yes...but hey nine days really isn't that long right Tia?"

Celestia smiled to make her sister feel a bit better. "No it won't be long before he is back here at the palace." Luna ran over to her and held her tightly crying into her shoulder.

"Come on rise and shine there sugarcube we're here." I opened my eyes and was met with the sight of Applejack hovering over me. I must of dozed off on the ride here I don't remember even falling asleep. I gathered my stuff and got off the train. She told me I was gazing outside the window before I passed out. As we walked to the farm from there we ran into Big Mac he was opening up the stall they had set up in the market.

"Howdy Big Mac settin' up the stall for today."

"Eeyup."

"Is Applebloom gonna help ya?"

"Eeyup, she should be comin' right now."

"Well I want you ta meet somepony. This here is Kendall."

"Nice ta meet ya." He held out his hand. I grasped his hand in mine and shook it.

"Fuck I feel short standing next him. Damn seven foot tall ass mutha fucka."

"This nigga makes me...my pride is hurt not one man should be ripped. He can put a body builder to shame"

"This mug got muscles on top of muscles. This mutha fucka is yoked to the max."

"Well workin' on a farm can have those results."

"Nigga how would you know...you from Mississippi."

"Yo ass lived in a bayou next ta gators wrestlin' them for food and boots."

"Well at least I have more muscle then you two could ever wish for."

"Well shit I have nothing to say down here. You thought he was big at top."

"Shut the fuck up we don't need to know that shit."

"Yeah that was not necessary."

"Nigga is you gay?"

"Yeah man my pride is already broken don't destroy what I have left."

"I will kill you if you say anything about his package."

"No man I just saying looks like this nigga smuggling a andaconda in his..."

"Shut the Fuck up GOD DAMNIT!"

"Well shit I eye level with the damn thing."

"We don't care just keep yer trap shut."

"........His dick is big, and I don't like it."

"You are no longer to talk anymore."

"But."

"Shut the fuck up and do what you're supposed to do piss and reproduce."

"You alright partner?"

I shook my head I must have been staring off in space for who knows how long and I was still shaking his hand...akward. "Yeah I kinda spaced out for a minute sorry about that."

"Well aint no harm done. So you helpin' AJ with her chores."

"Yeah I am actually."

"You gettin' anything out of it."

"What?"

He tighten his grip on my hand...I knew I should of let go when I had the chance. "You tyin' ta have relations with my sister you weird lookin' creature."

"Fuck...let go of my hand you seven foot steroid usin' mutha fucka."

"I don't appreciate you usin' that type of language 'round these parts. This is one nice neighborhood."

"BIG MAC LET GO OF HIS HAND RIGHT NOW HE AINT GETTIN' NOTHIN' FOR HELPIN' ME WITH MY CHORES." Screamed Applejack towards her brother. I felt him release my hand, he nearly broke it his damn gorilla strength. "He's the savor of Equestria Big Mac nothin' else. Now apologize."

He let out a deep sigh. "Sorry it's just...I'm very protective of my sisters."

"Hey man it's cool I understand where you're coming from. My father hit both my older sister and mother, he prefered my other sister and basically acted like I never exist, he'd only say hi to me, and would talk to if I was in trouble. Trust me when he was over at our apartment late one night he was doing something funny that made my mom want him out. I literally waited outside her door with a glove covering my hand so no finger prints would get on the knife at 1 o'clock in the morning. So I know a little bit about protection but in the extreme measurements."

"Are you one of them crazy folks?" He said in a concerned tone pointing at me.

"Nah I'm just 25% Insane and crazy. So you're good unless I get mad pissed."

"Right...Any way AJ Granny said she had somethin' for you ta do, I'd go see her if I was you."

"Sure can do Big Mac, come on Kendall you can met my granny before we get ta work."

"Alright coming. Nice ta met ya again bo." As we walked around Ponyville Applejack showed me all the sites, Twilight's library, Rarity's Boutique, Sugarcube Corner where I can met Pinkie after my training or when I ever I want to see her. I keep opening and closing my hand the entire time we were walking.

"You all right there sugarcube?"

"Yeah it's just your brother. He was as mad as a mule chewing on bumblebees!"

"Well he can be pretty protective...Bubba."

"How'd you know it was me?"

"I think I reconize that southern accent anywhere and it suites you."

"Me or Kendall."

"Both of ya. Well partner here we are SweetApple Acres." I looked at it and the farm was more impressive in person then it was in the show. The barn was to the right, the apple orchard behind the house, the track to the left, and the house smack dab in the middle. I must say it was an impressive sight. "Come on in I'll show you where you'll be sleepin' on your stay...well come on now no need ta be shy."

I walked in her house I had that rustic type style to it, real country. "Applejack is that you deary."

"Yeah it's me granny I want ya ta met somepony." Granny smith walked out of the kitchen in an apron probably cooking breakfast or something. "Granny I want ya ta meet my friend Kendall. Kendall this here is ma Granny Smith."

"Nice ta meet ya mam'."

"Well I know that accent and cute face anywhere."

"What?"

"Don't tell me you've forgotten little old me."

"Um...I have no clue what you're talkin' bout."

"I guess I have to remind you then." The worst thing happened she started to dance as if she were a stripper. Her old wrinkly flesh moving and flapping against her. I nearly threw up for the horrendous sight.

"The FUCK IS THIS!"

"AHHH...MY EYES THEY BURN."

*Throws Up*

"CAN'T UN-SEE."

"GOOD GOD THIS IS ONE MEMORY THAT WILL NEVER GO AWAY!"

"This changes my perspective on old women forever."

"I wouldn't wish this on my worst enemy...This is just some fucked up shit."

"If I had a dog as ugly as this, I’d shave his ass and make him walk backwards."

"I do believe I just turned into a vagina...this is the most disturbing sight ever in mankind. Could you imagine her in stripper wear..........Oh so that's what your intestines looks like."

"Okay granny I think yer scaring our guest."

"Nonsense deary that there human use to be my mate before he died tryin' to save..."

"Okay granny just get back in the kitchen." Applejack pushed her granny back into the kitchen hoping she wouldn't say anything about the last human in Equestria.

"Alright come on partner yer rooms just over here." She showed me a small guest room they keep for certain occasions. "There we are your new home for the next six days. Now get dressed in some work clothes and met me out by the barn." She started to depart but what Granny Smith said was on my mind.

"Hey Applejack can I ask you something?"

"Sure what is it?"

"What was Granny Smith talking about her mate...was there another human here in Equest..."

"No there wasn't, you know granny can sometimes think everyone was her mate. Now get dressed." She left my room in a heartbeat. I stood there confused I had this feeling she was lying to me and there had to be something dark about the last human that was here. Applejack exited the house sighing in relief. "I just cain't tell you what happened to the last human here. It's just to gruesome to tell that story ever again."

Five minutes later near the barn.

"Okay AJ I'm here." I was wearing my overalls and tank top I didn't have any work boots so I had to wear my sneakers.

"Well the outfit is fine but you'll break yer hoof..."

"Foot."

"Foot. Wearin' those shoes."

"Well I don't have any work boots so."

"Hold on."  She walked into the barn for a few seconds and came out with some boots. They looked like they came from earth but why would those be here. "These were my grandpapi's but you can use them from now." I took them and sliped them on a perfect fit. "There we go now come on I'm gonna show you how to buck a tree."

She took me out to the Orchard and found  a good tree to start at. "Alright this is all you have ta do. Raise yer leg and buck the tree as hard as you can." Once she kicked the tree a load of apple fell into the buckets and some on the floor. " Then you put them in the kart and pull them to the apple cellar. Think you can do that sugarcube?"

"I'll try." I went to the next tree and raised my leg and kicked the tree with all the power I could. "AAAAAAAAHHHHHH COCKSUCKING MOTHERFUCKER AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!" I screamed as loud as I could enough to wake the residents in Ponyville, I was jumping I on one foot while holding my leg. My legs might be strong but not strong enough to buck a tree.

"You all right there Sugarcube?" AJ asked kind of concerned but tried her best to hold back her laughter. I stopped and shook my leg damn did that hurt.

"Yeah I'm fine."

"You wanta' give it another go?"

"No I think I'll just put them in the cart and pull it towards the cellar if that's fine with you."

"Alright then It'll save me half the time with this, now that I have somepony to pull the cart." We set off to work, she buck a tree and I would take the buckets to the kart and dump the apples till it was empty then put the buckets back down by the tree. I repeated this process till the cart was full.

I looked at the kart and it had a harness on it like a weight sled, I put the harness over my shoulders and strapped in, I started to walk and realized the cart had to be at least one maybe two hundred pounds. I dug my feet into the ground and the kart started to move, I used my strength to pull the kart at a slow jogging pace seeing how I would be doing this for  who knows how many hours...

Seven Painful hours later

"Come on sugarcube last one and that's it for today." Applejack tried her best to motivate me. I was drenched in a sweat I was just in my overalls with the straps hanging down with my tank top in my side pocket. My legs burned and felt like limp noodles, I did all I could to stand, but I just couldn't.

"Hey Ace want to help me out here?"

"Sorry bruh but, I'm gassed out here. Apparently when ever you train by yourself instead of using one of us, we all get tired as well."

"Well not me I just dill as a pickle!"

"Really how are you not tired."

"Well wrestlin' gators just didn't give me strength but endurance also."

"You want any help from any of them? Just in case."

"Well they're all about as useful as a trap door on a canoe!"

"Alright then let's see what you got."

My body started to get up slowly as I let Bubba drag this last kart, He started to drag the kart with all the strength he had making me scream in rage and pain as we took the kart to the cellar which was a mile away. After we got there, I dropped down to my knees the pain was to much for my legs to handle, but we made it to the cellar that's all that matters.

"Well shoot I didn't think ya had it in ya. So who am I actually talkin' to so I know who ta thank?"

"It's still me its just that Bubba had more fight in him to bring the kart here."

"Well thank ya mighty kindly Bubba."

"No problem little Miss."

"Come on there's a stream up the road we can get in to wash all that smell off."

"Sure that sounds mighty fine right 'bout now." AJ just laughed probably from the way he was acting, or the accent. We both walked down the road talking about how I would be helping Big Mac with plow the fields. After a few minutes we finally arrived to the stream. It was a beautiful sight to behold the sun just over the hillside. My attention turned back to AJ who started to strip in front of me fully comfortable of her naked form. She threw her clothes off to the side and jumped in, I didn't move a single muscle.

"D-did she."

"Yeah...."

"What now?"

"Strip down and join her. What's the worst that can happen?"

"That steroid using asshole could show up."

"Point well taken."

"You gettin' in or what?" Applejack asked.

"Um...You sure I won't get I trouble with your brother if he shows up?" I said slightly concerned for my well being.

"No me and him do this all the time after we get done workin' in the fields."

"Okay then." 'that's just one thing I needed to here to day'. I thought to myself. I started to strip down and AJ looked at me the whole time. I felt kind of uncomfortable doing it, thinking she was thinking of some perverse thoughts of me. I final was naked as a gentle breeze brushed pass my bear skin I still stood there kind of blushing at the thought of being naked in a lake with another girl that I wasn't dating. She laughed at my discomfort and dragged me into the water.

"There we go I thought you'd never get in. Did ya have a little stage fright there."

"Sorry I just didn't feel comfortable that's all."

"I know it was weird at first." She said putting her hand on my shoulder, trying to be and sound reassuring. "It felt kinda off to me also, but over time I just got use to it so no need to be embarrassed." Placed my hand on her's and smiled, she smiled back and hugged me her bear (D-cup) chest against mine. I was stunned at first then returned the hug.

"Thanks for understanding Applejack." She let go of me and looked me in the face.

"Hey when you're here you're family." We both washed up and grabbed our clothes and took a route back to the farm that no pony could see us. Going through a bunch of foliage ass naked.

"Hey Man Watch out for That Branch!"

Down the road a minute prior to the hug

"And we tried ta be girl scouts but we ended up eating all our cookies." Applebloom told her brother after her friends showed up and they went to go find their cutie marks. "By the way can I have six bits? I need ta to pay off all the cookies I ate."

"Why would...you..." Big Mac stopped took out a few bits and handed them to Applebloom. "Here Applebloom take these bits and go pay for yer cookies."

"Yeah thanks big brother." Applebloom hugged her brother and ran off back to Ponyville town square. Big mac made his way towards the river. When he arrived he hid behind some bushes and trees in the shadows, he seen me and AJ engaged in a hug.

"I knew you were after my sister and she just lied to my face just to protect yer hide. Well I hope you enjoyed that hug because it'll be yer last." He walked away from us and went directly back to the house.

Present Time Back at the Apple House

Night had started to fall and we had dinner which consisted of plenty apple treats. I just took a regular shiny red apple and at it. I felt somewhat uncomfortable as I seen Big Mac staring at me in the corner of my eye. Why is he doing that oh well I'll let it pass. Once I finished I thanked Granny for the lovely dinner and she hugged me and gave me a kiss on the cheek......Jesus what's up with her. I went to my room and laid down thinking about Luna and what she was doing.

Canterlot Castle Luna's Room

"I wonder what he's thinking about. He's probably worried about me..." Luna let out a sigh of depression only wondering when I'd would be back, as she stares at Ponyville in the distant. "Please come back safe and unharmed. May my parents guide you back to me." She walked away from her window to lie in her bed alone once again. She looked over at her dresser and seen my laptop sitting there with my I-tunes open. She looked through the songs but one caught her attention the most.  "Try Sleeping With A Broken heart" by Alicia Keys. As the first verse came on Luna started to sing in prefect sync with the song.

Even if you were a million miles away

I could still feel you in my bed

Near me, touch me, feel me

And even at the bottom of the sea

I could still hear inside my head

Tellin' me, touch me, feel me

And all the time you were tellin' me lies

So tonight, I'm gonna find a way to make it without you

Tonight I'm gonna find a way to make it without you

I'm gonna hold on to the times that we had tonight

I'm gonna find a way to make it without you

Have you ever tried sleeping with a broken heart?

Well, you could try sleeping in my bed

Lonely, own me nobody ever shut it down like you

You wore the crown

You made my body feel heaven bound

Why don't you hold me

Need me, I thought you told me

You'd never leave me

Looking in the sky I could see your face

And I know right where I fit in

Take me, make me, you know that I'll always be in love

With you

Right til the end Oh

So tonight, I'm gonna find a way to make it without you

Tonight I'm gonna find a way to make it without you

I'm gonna hold on to the times that we had tonight

I'm gonna find a way to make it without you

Anybody could've told you right from the start

It's bout to fall apart

So rather than hold onto a broken dream

I'll just hold on to love

And I could find a way to make it

Don't hold on too tight

I'll make it without you tonight

So tonight, I'm gonna find a way to make it without you

Tonight I'm gonna find a way to make it without you

I'm gonna hold onto the times we had tonight

I'm gonna find a way to make it without you

After the song was over she put her face in her pillow and cried herself to sleep.

Okay another chapter done a shit ton left to go. Hope you enjoy my off setting Granny Smith part.