Teen In Equestria: Voice in my Head

I'm tired and starting to run out of ideas for this story....No I'm fuckin' with ya of course I haven't I just think of random shit and somehow it all comes together. So how did you guys enjoy Celestia X Luna 'Sister' Time. Of course you did, well there is more to 'Cum'.......that was horrible, I hate Fucking Puns.

Chapter 8

Post 'Bale'

*Knock*

*Knock*

*Knock*

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*Knock*

"Hey you up yet Kendall?" Big Mac asked entering my room, I was face first on the floor drooling with my feet sticking in the air. Big Mac walked over and pushed me making me tilt to the side and hit the floor boards hard.

"Aaah...What time is it?"

"About six o'clock. Now come on we got work to do and Granny Smith has breakfast ready for us." He walked out my room closing the door. "And if you're not up and dressed in the next five minutes we're going to have a problem like we did yesterday."

"Yeah right we all know how that ended I won."

"I thought you two black out at the same time."

"Hey how the fuck should he know he was unconscious remember."

"What time is it?"

"About six according to admiral douchebag."

"Why don't you two ever shut the fuck up?"

"What's with all the yelling?"

"I could go for some biscuits gravy right now."

"Ohh that does sound good."

"I know right."

"Hey Kendall see if they have biscuits and gravy down stairs."

"I don't think they know what that is, but it never hurts to ask."

"Unless you're asking your girlfriend to take it in the ass and then she slaps the shit out of you for asking."

"True."

I got dressed in a tank top and some jeans and headed down stairs with my boots in tow. I walked into the kitchen and seen everypony sitting in the chairs around the table. Then something hit my nostrils a smell that was vaguely familiar. "Hey Granny Smith whatcha cookin'?" She turned around with a smile on her face before looking back at what she was cooking.

"Just some eggs with some biscuits, gravy and apple jam." I stood there for a second before running outside screaming yes like a dumbass. I ran around the entire farm for five minutes before going back into the house.

"You all right the partner?" Asked Big Mac, everypony looked at me like was crazy.

"Yeah I just ain't had biscuits and gravy in a long ol' time is all."

"We eat up sunny you and Big Mac got a long day ahead of ya." Granny Smith brought the food to the table and I thought about getting my grub on but decided not too. After me and Big Mac went outside to get to work. "Alright all we have to do is grab all these hay bales and deliver them to Ponyville."

"That seems pretty simple. Let's get to it Big man." Me and big mac put our backs into it carrying the hay over to the cart and stacking them up. Once there was thirty in the cart I started to put on the harness. He did the same after throwing three more bale on top. “Cheerilee wanted me to bring some over for the kids.” We both pulled the cart to Ponyville. Apparently there were no ponies up at this time only a few which I found weird only the little colts and fillies running or being walking to the school. "Well...this is our first stop." He said pointing towards the school. I got out the harness and started to unload the hay, but Big Mac wasn't helping.

"Where the fuck is he"

"I don't know."

"Hey look over there."

"Well I'll be damned." I saw Big Mac talking with Miss Cheerilee making her laugh deciding not to be a cock blocker I started to unload the three bales he put on top. I walked over and placed the hay on the playground. I passed them a few times, but I couldn't hear the conversation all I know is they had dinner plans for later on tonight. As I started to bring the third bale of hay their conversation was over.

"Oh thank you two for bringing these hay bales. Some of the children were complaining that they no where to sit during recess.”

“No problem Cheerilee.” Miss Cheerilee looked over towards me after I got done stacking the last bale. “Oh Big Mac who’s your friend?”

“Oh him that’s..”

“My name is Kendall nice to meet you.” I shook her hand.

“Well I can’t thank you two enough for bringing these here today. I’ll see you later Big Mac at 7?”

“Eeyup.”

“Okay thanks again boys.” She went in as the rest of the children walked into the school house. “Datin’ your little sister teacher, nice.” I said jokingly punching him in the arm. “Yeah, but I do have Applebloom to thank for it. If it wasn’t for her and her little friends love potion who knows what may have happened.”

“She could of found someone else.” He looked at me a stern look on his face. “Or not...who really knows.”

“Let’s just get the rest of these delivered.” he said strapping into the harness. We delivered the rest of the bales from City Hall to the open fields where they were setting up for the running of the leafs. They were short a few people so me and him decided to stay and help, they gave us a few bits for helping to six each.“Okay I’m going to bring this back to the farm and do some more chores around the house before I get ready for my date you sure you’ll be fine by yourself?”

“Yeah I’m an adult I can take care of myself.” I said knowing I act like a big ass kid in public sometimes. “Just makin’ sure. Here I have plenty back at the house so take mine.” He handed me his bits he got for helping. “That’s real chill of you to do that thanks bruh.”

“Don’t mention it. I’ll probably be back in the mornin’. So I’ll see you then.”

”Sounds like someones gonna get laid tonight.”

“I know most people can’t say ‘Hey I fucking my little sister’s teacher.’.”

“That be one lucky sum bitch right there.”

“So what do you guys want to do for the rest of the day? We got all our work done and it has to be at least ten or eleven right now.”

“Well I think...”

“No one here cares what you think.

“Okay then let's hear your wonderful idea then?”

“.........”

“Cat calling.”

“.........”

“I don’t feel like it.”

“.........”

“Cat watching.”

“You mean walking around staring at girls bottoms all day long.”

“Bottoms and tops is the only way I do it.”

“Alright lets do this!”

“You guys are idiots.”

I walked around Ponyville for three whole hours getting a great view of plot every step I took I even stopped and told one she had a nice ass.....Shouldn’t of done that cause my face still hurts, but she did say thank you so not all is lost in vain. Some tried to run after me but couldn’t catch me. After all that I needed a rest, “God who knew walking around would hurt so much. Oh no wait I do.” my feet were killing me. Luckily for me I was in the park, so I could sit down on one of the benches. Still walking I took off my shirt and wiped the sweat off my face and back, but before I could get my front something caught my attention, or should I say some sound.

I seen an orchestra, well a small one anyway. A Pianist, a Harpist, a Violist, and a Cellist all female and one dude. “Well only one thing to do walk up and introduce myself.” I walked up to the group after they got done with their song, now I’m not one for classical music but hey they played pretty damn good, but I walked up to the one I knew more than any other pony the Cellist.

”Okay kendall don’t make an ass out of yourself. Just a nice introduction and complement.”

“Wow that was really good best thing I heard so far. Sorry where are my manners, hi my name is Kendall.”

“We never ask for your opinion or your name.” snapped the Pianist. Just take the fucking complement bruh.

“Keys don’t act like that he was just enjoying our music that’s all.” The Cellist retorted back making him walk away in a huff, she rolled her eyes as she came back to me. ”Sorry about that he’s just going through a few things right now, hi my name is Octavia, Octavia Pie.” She was wearing a black vest with a white collar with pink bow tie around her neck, black skirt with a pink waist band her cutiemark on the hips and her moderate long black hair hanging down to the middle of her back. She held out her hand palm down. “Pleasure to make your acquaintance miss Octavia.” I placed a small kiss on her hand and bowed.

“A gentlecolt I see, well do you want to walk with me for a little bit? We are on a short break right now.”

“Sure thing Octavia.”

“Do you have another shirt?” I looked down and came to realise I walked up no shirt on. Make ass out of self check. I just chuckled at my own misfortune. “No miss Octavia I don’t this is the only shirt I have on me right now.” I said holding up my sweat covered shirt.

“Well, I guess it doesn’t matter. At least you have some well chiseled features.” She said pointing out my muscular build. “Well what are you waiting for? I know you can walk and talk at the same time.” We walk around Ponyville for awhile getting to know each other better. I told her my entire story where I was born and raised, what I usually do my spare time and what sports I played.

“Well that would explain why you’re in great shape. I never really liked playing sports but I’d love to go and watch them.” I asked about what her life was like. “You really would like to know about me?”

“Well I am walking with you and you don’t have to be back for a while right.”

She told me how she used to live on a rock farm before moving away when she got older. I asked if she was related to Pinkie already knowing the answer, she just giggled. ”Yes Pinkie is my littlest sister.” ‘Huh most fanfic writers were wrong about Octavia, she’s actually quite humble of her little sister.’ She told me everything they did as kids. She told me her life story, how she use to perform on her Cello at social gatherings or out in the town center of Canterlot, and how she now lives in Canterlot with her best friend Vinyl Scratch or as she’s known as DJ-PON3. “And that is about it, besides me performing at the Grand Galloping Gala.”

“Really well looks like I may see you again.”

“You’re going?”

“Yep as a special guest to the princess.”

“Well I can't wait to see you there.”

“Yeah same...here.....” I looked over Octavia’s shoulder and saw something that should never be done ever. There was a light brown Pegasus stallion standing over a table yelling at a mare who had her face buried in her hands crying. “Kendall is everything alright?” She asked, I didn’t respond she followed my gaze and saw what was going on. “Oh my...Kendall we should..Kendall?” Octavia looked back but I wasn’t there anymore she looked back at the couple and saw me walking over to them. As I walked over to them I could hear the stallion a lot clearer.

“YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST WALK AWAY FROM ME LIKE THAT, I HAVE A GOOD MIND TO HIT YOU IN FRONT OF EVERYPONY RIGHT NOW!” She turned her head away from him only to make him more mad. He grabbed her by the arm and pulled her out the chair she was sitting in. “LOOK AT ME WHEN I’M TALKING TO YOU!”

“STOP IT!” She screamed, everypony that was there were terrified on what may happen to the mare and themselves if they interfered. Once I was close enough I separated the two, thankfully Octavia was just behind me. “Miss are you alright?” I asked, she didn’t respond. "JUST WHO IN THE HAY DO YOU THINK YOU ARE GETTING INTO OTHER FOLKS BUSINESS!” He pushed me, I stood there trying to collect myself, Tyrone, Ace, and Hector all at once.

“Look I’m in a happy mood right now so I’m gonna let that shit slide right now.” I turned my back on him looking back to the mare and octavia. She had got the mare to calm down, her hands now away from her face. She was a lovely earth pony light blonde mane and tail, yellow colored skin and blue eyes. “Miss please we need to know if you’re alright please we’re trying to help you.” Octavia said in a calm relaxing voice. “SHE’S FINE!” He yelled shoving me to the side. He snatched the mare from Octavia’s grasp. “AND I WON’T HAVE YOU NOSEY AS...”

*CRACK*

I busted him directly in the jaw I had enough of this fuckers shit. He let go of the mare and reeled back in pain. I ran towards him dipping my shoulder into his gut knocking the wind directly out of him, wrapping my arms around his waist tackling him over his table knocking everything over it.  Everypony that was there all gasped as I unloaded a fury of punches into his face, some trying to get me off of him, some trying to get the others to get off of me, and some cheered while I kicked his ass.

They pulled me apart from him and put some distance in between us. I grabbed a bottle of soda that was laying on one of the tables and downed the whole thing, the ponies that had him were picking him up at the right time as I ran past those who were trying to stop me, I leaped in over the ponies helping him and busted the bottle over his head. Throwing as many punches as I could into his face and stomach before being pulled off of him again. This time two stayed with the stallion while the others came over to hold me back.

He got up to his feet his head leaking some blood from the top slowly trickling down his face. I broke free from them and tackled him into the wall of the restaurant, smashing his head into it. All of this commotion caught the attention of a few royal guards and local law enforcement. They came and tried to keep me away from him, but a few of the law enforcement ponies got a good hit to the jaw.

By now there was a crowd of ponies looking on what was happening even those in the restaurant were looking from the windows. I pushed some of the guards into each other knocking them down giving me a chance to get at him. I ran towards him one more time taking him through the glass window of the restaurant shattering it and scaring the customers. Everypony that was outside made their way to the broken window or they entered the restaurant forming a tight circle so nopony could get to us.

I saw a giant aquarium and picked him up I slammed my knee into his face, threw three hard punches, two to the jaw and one in the face, punched him in the gut making him lean forward to which I grabbed him by the back of his shirt and pants running forward sending him into the fish tank flooding the floor with glass, water, pebbles, and fish. After getting finished I walked back over to the window before the manager came out.  “Hey what the hay do you think you’re doing I hope you’re planning on paying for all this damage!” I turned to the side and looked at him then back at the window before I gave him a little sweet chin music making him fall back slowly. Everypony that was either outside the restaurant or came in were cheering as I crawled back out the window blood covering my hands, arms and some on my chest.

I walked over to Octavia and the mare who stopped crying and looked shocked at what happened. She looked at me before giving me a hug and a kiss on the cheek crying into my shoulder continuously saying ‘thank you’. “Octavia you think she can stay with you for a while?”

“Sure after what she went through I think she could use somepony to talk to.”

“That’s great.”

“You there freeze.” The local law enforcement tackled me into the ground and cuffed me. “You are here by under arrest for Assault, Aggravated Assault, Assault of a law official and Canterlot Royal guard, Property damage, and disturbing the peace. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have a right to an attorney. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be appointed for you.”

“You can’t do this.”

“Yes we can.”

“No I mean you can’t do this I’m not from this realm. Therefore I have diplomatic immunity. Now get your fat, coffee sippin’, jelly donut havin’ ass off of me!" They looked at each other before letting me go scott free. “Now as Celestia’s personal guest I can’t wait to tell her what transpired here but I feel like I’m in a generous mood right now so I won’t tell her what happened. What do you think?”

“I think that soun...”

“IT DOESN’T MATTER WHAT YOU THINK!” One of them tried to stepped towards me before his partner put an arm in front of his chest looking at him shaking his head. “Look. Here’s what you can do for me. I know you like donuts.” I said patting his belly to prove my point. “Here’s what you can do for me. I want you to go to the nearest donut shop, buy the biggest jelly donut you can find, turn the sum bitch sideways.” He leaned in close to me, wanting to know where this was going. “AND STICK IT STRAIGHT UP YOUR CANDY ASS!” I then proceed to give him a Rock Bottom before getting arrested.

Celestia’s throne room twenty minutes later

“He did what?!” Celestia and Luna said in unison looking down at the captain of Luna’s guards. “Yes he caused quite a bit of havoc down in Ponyville from Assault as you can see.” pointing to his black eye.”To Property Damage to a local restaurant and hospitalized a pony.”

“Well do you know what started all of this NightWing?” Asked Luna, she always thought Kendall was a kind and loving soul but knowing the voice that live in his head she could hardly doubt they had something to do with this. “Well according to Ponyville Law officials there was a domestic disturbance happening at the restaurant, so that may be the cause of his action. What should we do with him?”

“Do they have him in holding at the moment?” Celestia asked. “They let him go because he had diplomatic immunity.”

“Hmm he’s smart then I gave him credit for.”

“Then he attacked the ‘well rounded’ law official in front of his own partner.”

“Ahh...Here take these bits.” Celestia dug into a chest and threw him a medium sized sack. “This should be enough to pay off for the damages he caused.”

“And go bail him out please.” Luna asked.

"But let him sit in there for the night to let him think of what he's done."

"Tia?!"

“Yes right away your majesties.” He saluted and walked out the throne room “Not before I have my way with him for stealing you from me my princess.” He flew off to go pay for everything. “What are we going to do with him Tia?” Asked Luna. “I really don’t know Luna, I really don’t know.”

Next Morning Ponyville Detention Center

"They won't let me out, they won't let me out, ohhh I'm locked up

They won't let me out no, they wont let me out, my nigga I'm locked up

They won't let me out, they won't let me out, I'm locked up

They won't let me out no, they won't let me out"

I was sitting in a holding cell singing all the prison songs I knew, which was only one. A one of the police officers came up to my cell. "Hey you. You made bail." He unlocked the cell and I walked out. "Don't let something like that happen again. Learn to control your emotions or you'll be back here again."

"Yeah yeah who paid my bail?"

"I did." A royal guard came from the left. "You think can leave us alone for a few minutes." He asked. "Yes sir." He walked into the cell pushing me back in. The officer locked us both in and handed the guard the keys, and left. Once he heard the door closed he looked at me a scowl on his face. "So who the hell are you?" I asked, he grew a sadistic smile across his face and punched me in the stomach making me fall to the floor, kicking me in the ribs a few good time making me roll over in pain.

"Look at you your more worse then the last human Celestia brought here. You're weak, ignorant and all out joke on what describes as a hero. You don't even have the look, you can't even take one of my lightest punches with out falling to the floor. Get up." I was coughing trying to get some air, only to get kicked in the stomach. "I SAID GET UP YOU LITTLE PIECE OF SHIT!" He picked me up only to punch me back down, every time I tried to get up he'd knock me down. "YOUR PATHETIC I DON'T KNOW WHAT LUNA SEES IN BUT I'LL MAKE SURE SHE SEES YOU FOR WHAT YOU ARE. A COWARD." I grabbed onto his leg trying to pull myself up, he tilted up my head, blood running down both sides of my mouth only made him smile bigger.

"I know I'm going to regret this guys unlock Hector."

"Are you crazy do you know who hard it is to keep him contained in his strait jacket itself?"

"Look I know the consequences, but I rather deal with that then get my ass killed by this fucker."

"Fine but it's his Funeral."

He pulled back his hand as far as he could, I took the opportunity to hit him in the groin making him fall to one knee. I got up and grabbed him by his neck and threw a couple of punches to his face. I grabbed his helmet and ripped it off him and swung it directly into the back of his head denting it and making him fall to the floor. I wasn't finished I picked him up and flung him into the wall back first making him fall on his neck. I proceeded to dragged him to the toilet and slammed his face into it a few time before throwing him to the floor. I took my left foot and stomped onto his crotch making him sit up screaming in pain and took a swift kick to his head knocking him out cold to the floor.

I saw there was a sheet on the bed that was in the cell, I took it off and tied his hands together behind his back, dragged his limp body back to the toilet before shoving his face in it making his body squirm. I threw him back to the floor letting him gasp for breath, cough up water as he laid there, I squatted over him, my face hovered over his. "Now that I have your attention. WHO. THE. FUCK. ARE. YOU?"

"Names NightWing." He spit directly in my face, I opened the one that wasn't covered and seen him laughing, which only brought a smile to my face. Hector threw a punch straight into his throat cutting off his oxygen for a few seconds making him cough and exhale while flailing around trying to hold his throat. "Look at you, who's the pathetic one now. I could have my fun with you, but we have something better to take care of." I got up and walked out of the dentition Center, back to Sweet Apple Acres, on the way there some ponies were talking amongst themselves, looking at me as if I stole something, or just happy to see me, especially one mare.

It was the one being mistreated out in public yesterday, she ran or and gave me and big hug tackling me to the floor. "Thank you so much for standing up for me yesterday. I didn't think anypony was going to help me." She kissed me deep on the lips before realizing what she did, blushing deeply. "S-sorry I'm just real grateful is all. He's been treating me like that for years, I'm just glad you were there to stop him."

"It's no problem mam'."

"Is there anything I can do to make it up to you?"

"Can you get off of me for starters." She looked down in embarrassment. "Sorry." I got off the floor saying it's nothing to worry about. "Can...can I take you out to dinner it's the least I can do."

"Sorry, but I'm seeing someone right now." She looked at the floor in disappointment. "Oh....Okay then." She turned around and started to walk away, what have I done I just turned down food and a nice girl, I sighed and walked over to her placing my hand on her shoulder. She turned around tears slowly going down her face. "Just because I'm seeing someone doesn't mean I wouldn't like to go to dinner with you." She smiled and gave me a hug trying to squeeze me tight. "But one thing I have to know. What's your name?"

"My name is Lemon Cake, but most people know me as my uncle Carrot Cake's niece."

"Oh so your related to the cakes huh?"

"Yes I am, maybe you can come over and try some of my lemons squares?"

"That sounds wonderful but right now I need to get back to Sweet Apple Acres right now."

"Oh okay I'll see you at 8 say Sugar Cube Corner?"

"Sure thing Lemon Cake." She gave me one more hug before we parted ways. After a twenty minute walk I finally made it back to the Farm. "Where in the hay have you been Kendall." Asked Applejack and Big Mac in unison stopping what ever chores they were doing.

"I got locked up." saying it nonchalantly.

"For What?!"

"Assault, Aggravated Assault, Assault of a law official and Canterlot Royal guard, Property damage, and disturbing the peace. Now can I just get dressed and get whatever chores and training we have to do over with I had a Long day yesterday and this morning so I'm really not in the mood for 21 fucking questions."