Any Advice Dash?

by Crystal Bullet

Rating: teen
Tags: Random, Human, Romance, Equestria Girls
Length: 1552

Soarin wanted to impress a girl. He decided to text and ask RD for her advice. Though she was probably throwing her phone across the room after reading his text, she decided to help him.

Soarindash - One shot (as usual)
Soarin wanted to impress a girl. He decided to text and ask RD for her advice. Though she was probably throwing her phone across the room after reading his text, she decided to help him. Dash was super jealous and tries to ruin the party Soarin threw to ask the girl to be his girlfriend, not knowing that it's supposed to be for someone she knows very well.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2016-01-21 01:00:01 UTC

Any Advice Dash?

Soarin's P.O.V

"Mom I'm home!"

I slammed the door behind me as I walked, no, LITERALLY CLIMBED the stairs up to my bedroom. Ahhh, room sweet room. Carrying this guitar case is much work. I jumped on my bouncy bed with sky blue pillows and blanket and lay there. Probably for an hour or two. I don't know. My brain is like rotten tofu right now. Suddenly I remembered something. My emerald eyes lit up as I reached for my phone. My brain was from rotten tofu to yummy, delicious and smart potato....what? Potatoes are smart you know. Scientists said that they can lit up a light bulb. I mean, my mind is officially BLOWN.

Dash. That's what on my mind. Rainbow Dash, the awesome girl in my biology class as well as the captain of every sports team in our school. I always annoy her with my genius stupidity in biology class. I always try to make her laugh or smile, because, oh my lord. Her smiles are so rare it's like that one and only time Apple Jack tried dancing hip hop. Or that time when Fluttershy tried to talk smack. But Rainbow's smiles are better than any of those stuffs I've mentioned above. It's warm, romantic, cute, beautiful, pretty, flawless, perfect,....other words like that. And her laugh only happen once in a decade! Once again, MIND BLOWN. Boom!

I went to Messenger to check if she was online. Perfect. Time to make my move. Dash is gonna get tons of Soarin-charm today! Prepare yourselves readers! Your minds are going to be blown (part 3) once you see my genius plan! Mwahahahaha! .....Wait a minute. I'm not a villain. Why am I laughing like one? Oh well.

Rainbow Dash's P.O.V

"Knock knock lil' sis! Let's go running for a while! Last time you won but you won't this time!"

My annoying big brother is as loud as a speaker. A big, noisy speaker. His name is Blitz. He likes racing, like me. But he always loses to me. It's 4:00pm, our usually time to go for a jog. But today I'm not gonna go. Even though I love to win, winning to the same person again and again could get boring. And also, my BFFs are online and I'm chatting with nearly all of them, I can't leave them hanging.

"Sorry Blitz! I'm...uh...*cough cough* I'm sick! Ask Scoots if she wants to race you!"

"Okay then! This time I'll win for sure!"

I heard him running across the hall. Good. Mom and dad are away this week, so we need to look after ourselves. It's kinda sad but it's so fun to be in charge of stuffs. I went on Messenger and into the group chat my BFF Twilight created for the 6 of us.

EQ Girls!

Rarity: Hey darlings! See any cute guys today?

AJ: Oh please Rare, give us a break will ya?

Twilight: Well, kinda....<3

Rarity: Spill Twi. SPILL!!!

Twilight: Flash Sentry!

Fluttershy: Awwwww <3

Dash: Nope. No cool guys around.

Rarity: Oh wow I didn't know that you DON'T have an eye for that friend of yours.

Dash: What friend?

Pinkie: SOARIN of course! Omg Dashie you're so silly sometimes!

Dash: WHAT?!

Twilight: Oooooooooh Lover <3

Dash: WHAT. -_- Oh wait. I need to go. See ya!

AJ: See? What'd we tell ya? Abandoned us to go text ya BOYFRIEND again!

Rarity: But we respect your love for him, so go Rainbow! Go with your man!

Dash: Um gais....WTF R U TALKING ABOUT???

I need to go. Not offline of course. Soarin's on. Yeah yeah I know. I might sound a little bit desperate right there, but....I AM! I really like him but I got a feeling that he friend zoned me! :( And now he's on. And he's texting me first! OMG!!!!

Soarin: Hey Dashie!

Dash: Heyyy

Soarin: I wanna ask you for some advice. :((

Dash: About what?

Soarin: Just that...I really like this girl in our school. She's super cool and gorgeous but I think she friend zoned me. Or even worse, she never notices me. What should I do?

And right there, when he sent me that text, my heart literally explode. I can hear the explosion. He likes another girl! He literally friend zoned me and now he's asking advice to impress that bitch? Are you for real Soarin?!

Dash: Um...ok. What is her favourite colour?

Soarin: Red....but why do you need to know?

Oh so now you think I'm a jealous stalker. How amazing.

Dash: Just trust me. I know what I'm doing.

Soarin: Kay then.

Dash: Okay. Most girls like big and fancy proposals. You know, like throwing her a big party and ask her to be your girlfriend on the stage.

Soarin: Most girls?

Dash: Well, not me. I don't really care actually.

Soarin: ...Oh.

Dash: What?

Soarin: Never mind. Let's continue. Big and fancy. Got it.

Dash: The proposal can be simple for girls like AJ and Fluttershy. It can be fancy for a girl like Rarity. It can be super fun for a girl like Pinkie, and a very sweet one for Twilight.

Soarin: What about you then?

Oh shoot. He's asking about you. What to do what to do?!

Dash: Well,...as I said before, I don't really care, but if someone would do that for me, I would prefer a simple proposal to, you know, not make a fuss out of it.

Soarin: Oh. Okay. Sorry, she's on. Ttyl :)

Dash: Go get her :) Talk to you anytime.

Yup,..... It's not like I have anything better to do. I wanna strangle that girl so badly. Even though I don't know her, I can tell that she annoying and mean. Yes. Annoying annoying annoying! But it's not like I own Soarin....I tried so hard to hold back a few rare tears, but it rolled down my cheeks anyways. Screw you, Soarin. Sometimes I just wish I could dig a hole and bury myself until I have lack of air and die. I mean, what is worse than secretly liking your teammate, hate his unknown crush, hate him yet loving him more than anyone in the whole wild world?

2 days later....

I guess Soarin got the girl. He was online the last few days, but he didn't text me. He always text me! We always meet at my locker so we could walk together to Biology class! Urgh!! Snap out of it RD! You shouldn't butt in! Soarin will lose his girl! And this is none of my business anyways.......I'm totally butting in.

I was walking through the long hallway of CHS when I reached the music room. I saw some bright balloons and decorations in there. I think it's Soarin's party. Mwahahaha...perfect!

I opened the door and tip - toed towards the decorations. Popping balloons are one of my favourite things to do. I ripped the banner, kicked the punch bowl down and pushed the tables around randomly. Now the party CAN NOT start! That annoying little bitch CAN NOT go out with Soarin, and I will be HAPPY! HAHAHA!!!!

An hour later...

"Dash, can I talk to you about something?"

Oh shit. He knew. The party I ruined. Oh shit oh shit oh shit!!!

"Um...sure. What's up?"

"Can you come with me? I wanna show you something."

This is making sense. Oh no. How did he know? I didn't know there were cameras in the music room!

"Okay?"

Just when I think it couldn't get any worse, he took me to the one and only....music room. He gently opened the door and I can totally see a disappointed frown after. He scratched the back of his neck and grinned nervously.

"I really wanted to show you something, but some stupid kid ruined it."

Oh....here it comes....Wait WHAT?!

"All I wanted to show you was a small party I threw to ask you out....but I guess it failed...I'm sorry I wasted your time."

What???? I was still trying to calm down and understand things when my friends jumped out of the instruments' cupboards screaming "SUPRISE!!!" but it kinda dies down when they see the ruined decorations.

"Um....I...you...." I stuttered but then quickly cleared my voice. "Soarin, you didn't do anything wrong...I was so jealous when you said you liked someone so I kinda....hehe...ruined this party...."

"What?"

"You got me...I really like you, before you even like me."

"But that's impossible! I've had a crush on you since grade 3!"

"Wait....what?!"

I can't believe he just said that. He have had a crush on me....since we were in elementary school??? That was when I was a wimp, I didn't know shit and I was so ugly! How?

"Oh my god Soarin! I really really really wanna be your girlfriend! omygoshomygoshomygosh! I can't believe this is really happening!"

"Phew, thank god!" Soarin let out a sigh of relief as I hugged him tightly.

"PAAAAAARTY TIME!" Pinkie yelled as her confetti cannon goes 'BOOM!' The food were really good (except for the punch....whoops?), the music was awesome and best of all, my new boyfriend is AMAZING. I don't know what will happen next to us. But until then, I'll enjoy every second being around him and being considered as his official girlfriend. <3