50 Shades of Blush

by ColoredPencilz

Rating: everyone
Tags: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Fluttershy, Comedy, Random, Discord
Length: 1025

Discord and Fluttershy go shopping for some blush.

Fluttershy and Discord go shopping for some blush and then find them in a situation that they could get in big trouble for, with the police even.

Published 2015-12-28 10:10:02 UTC
Last updated 2015-12-28 10:10:02 UTC

Roses are red violets are blue, I'm covered in blush and so are you

Fluttershy walked into the makeup isle at Celestia's Secret. Discord followed behind her, pouting. He did not like shopping for makeup, or shopping for anything for that matter.

"How about this one?" Said fluttershy.

Discord grunted, he could care less about what blush color she got.

"Why do you even need makeup?! You look fine without it,"he grumbled.

Fluttershy blushed, giggling.

"See! Your blushing right now! Just blush forever, and we'll never have to come to the store ever again!" He said.

"Well I can't just make myself blush," she replied

"Well, I bet twilight has a spell somewhere that can help you with that. Except I'd rather be here than at her place."

"Discord, you hate everywhere we go that's not your house or mine," she said, looking around at all the colors.

How about about blue? She thought. No.... That's just weird, not even rarity would try that. She picked up a box of light pink and read the back.

Meanwhile Discord was just watching her, growing bored. He then got an idea. He bumped the shelf with his hip, causing the boxes on the top shelf to fall on top of the pegasus. They opened on impact, turning her different shades of pink. She squeaked, and Discord burst into laughter. Fluttershy blushed even though you couldn't see it under all other colors. Discord was rolling on the floor laughing, tears in his eyes. Fluttershy then took the pink blush in her hoof, opened it, and threw it at discord. His leg turned pink, and he stopped laughing. He growled as Fluttershy laughed this time. He picked up a box of red and opened it. He used his magic, and the blush turned her a tomato red. Fluttershy laughed, until she saw what happened.

"Discord! This is going to take weeks to wash out!" Fluttershy yelled.

"Then why buy blush in the first place?!" He exclaimed.

"Well! Well... I don't know," she responded. She guessed there was no point in makeup. Why would ponies even need clothes? She shouldn't question the odd things in life, since there really isn't an answer.

Fluttershy took another box of blush and threw it in his face. He closed his eyes as it went into his face. He coughed as it seeped into his mouth. Fluttershy gasped and flew over to him.

"I'm so sorry Discord! I didn't mean for it to get in your fa-" She was cut off when some hot pink was thrown into her face. She coughed too, and Discord burst into laughter once again. Fluttershy took another off the shelf and then threw it at him, angry. They then began to throw blush back and forth at each other laughing. They were both completely pink and red, a mess of blush also on the floor. They cracked up, there was no more blush on the shelf; it was now on them and the floor.

"Excuse me! What is going on here?! You've ruined all the blush!!" An employee gasped, rounding the corner. Fluttershy looked over, and gasped as well. Her heart began to pound. Am I going to jail?!

"Oh hello... um ma'm," said Discord.

"I am calling security on you two!" She yelled, becoming very upset with them. Discord didn't want to get Fluttershy in trouble.

"Oh alright... but first... think fast!" Discord said, throwing a box of blush in her face. He quickly sat up, grabbing Fluttershy and tucking her under his arm. He snapped his claw as the security alarms sounded, teleporting them to safety.

They reappeared on Fluttershy's cottage floor.

"I can't believe you did that! What if the police come! What if what if....?!" Fluttershy worried. Discord laughed.

"Oh come on! It's not that bad!" He said.

"Well... Well I'm going to go take a shower," Fluttershy said as she got up and walked towards the bathroom, leaving a trail of pink as she did so. Discord got up as well, sliding on to the couch, reviewing the day he had just had.

Maybe shopping isn't so bad after all. He thought, smiling.

Author's Note

Welp. I was bored. So here yah go. =P

Aftermath

After Fluttershy came out of the shower, she saw Discord sitting on the couch, his legs crossed and he was humming a song she sometimes sang. He looked up at her and smiled.

"There you are," Discord said, sitting on the blush covered couch.

"What took you so long I thought showers were only like, 10 minutes long?"

"Well it took longer than I thought because there was still some bits of red in my mane," replied the yellow pony.

"I thought blush was gonna come out easier. How do you ponies wear blush? This stuff makes my fur so... stiff," said Discord.

"Well, why don't you go wash it off?! Your getting it all over the couch!" She shouted.

Discord looked down at his leg, a small white bunny was tugging at it, shouting strange things in his little rabbit language. Discord shook his leg, and a puff of pink went into the bunnies face. He coughed and let go of his leg. Discord chuckled.

"That's what you get, you dumb bunny..." he whispered so Fluttershy wouldn't hear.

Angel held up his left paw, seeming to form a fist, shaking it at him.

"I will, later. I'm too lazy," Discord said, thinking back to what Fluttershy had nagged.

"Well, until you do that, um... no tea parties for you mister!" Fluttershy said, not being able to think of a better punishment.

"Well, who cares," he said.

Fluttershy rolled her eyes.

She then walked over to sit on the couch. Discord sat up on instinct, giving her room to sit down.

"You know, I kind of like shopping now," Discord said.

Fluttershy looked up at him. She smiled.

"I'm glad you do," she said, giggling.

"We can be shopping buddies!" Fluttershy yelled, A huge grin on her face.

Discord groaned and stuck a finger in his mouth, indicating that he thought it was gross.