Wednesday

Wednesday, or Hump-Day if you watch too many car insurgence commercials, was always a long day for Somber Shade. As Captain of Ponyville's City Guard it was his job to oversee the safety and civility of the town and for some reason Wednesday always seemed to rile up some of the citizens.
This week it was Pinkie Pie who was in his office, having been arrested for of all things public indecency, she was sitting across from him with a very embarrassed look on her face. Her normally poofy hair was hanging straight down her back and across her forehead, and her outfit... Well she was never one for modesty, mostly because she didn't realize she had a figure that made many men walk funny when they saw her. Today she was wearing daisy-duke jean shorts that showed off just a little bit of her round butt cheeks, a tube top that was at least a size too small, and to top it off: No bra.

To make matters worse for Shade the air conditioning in his office was just a bit too low and Pinkie's pencil eraser sized nipples were hard as pebbles under her top. It took most of Shade's considerable willpower to maintain eye-contact as he spoke.

"Pinkie, according to my report your... Accident wasn't your fault, Is that correct?" Pinkie nodded and sighed, crossing her arms under her breasts, pushing them up without her realizing.

"I didn't mean to lose my top, but it got caught on a tree branch and ripped off, I'm just glad I keep spares all over Ponyville in case of clothing emergencies." She explained quietly, Shade could tell she was embarrassed by the whole affair.

"It's alright, only a few people saw you, and it's not like you hurt anyone. I don't see any reason not to let you off with a warning." Shade said with a smile, though even in the AC he was sweating. Pinkie beamed and her hair instantly poofed back into it's normal shape.

"Oh Thank you Shady! You're the best Captain of the Guard EVER!" She exclaimed with a bounce over his desk to give him a big hug, that incidentally pushed her DD+ breasts into his face.

Shade tried to push her off gently but only succeeded in tickling the very ticklish young lady into letting him go to hold her sides as she giggled.

"N-No fair Shade, you know I'm super duper ticklish!" Shade sighed and adjusts his pants subtly.

"Sorry, I couldn't breathe..." Pinkie took a deep breath and gave him a surprisingly lusty smile.

"Aww, I'm sorry Shady, did my big boobies make it hard?" Shade gulped and stretched the collar of his uniform shirt.

"Hard to breathe is all, really."

Pinkie smirked and slowly moved onto her knees, her hands on both of shades thighs.

"Liar, Liar, Pants on fire! I know your mister happy is all hard, don't ya want me to make it better?" She said with a slight pout and a few bats of her eyelashes.

Shade knew he couldn't resist, Pinkie may not know her effect on men but she knew when someone was lying.

"Fine, but you have to be quiet, hurry and undress."

Pinkie let out a small squee and hopped up, kicking her shoes off and pulling her top off, letting her truly EPIC breasts bounce free. They seemed to defy gravity as they stood straight and proud and her nipples were the softest pink Shade had ever seen. Once her top was off Pinkie made quick work of her shorts, working them off her hips slowly until finally revealing her hot pink thong
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While Pinkie was stripping Shade unbuttoned his shirt, revealing his tank top underneath, then unbuckling his belt and undoing his slacks so he could pull his cock out of his boxers. His foot long pole was pulsing with each beat of Shade's heart, and when Pinkie set her eyes on it she couldn't help but grin.

"It's even bigger then I remember!"

With a smirk Shade stood and pointed to his desk.

"Bend over naughty girl." Which Pinkie happily complied, her round bubble butt stuck up high.

Shade ran his hands over the warm globes of Pinkies ass, giving the soft flesh a quick spank for fun (To which Pinkie gave a little yelp). He then gently gripped the straps of her thong and slowly pulled it down her legs, enjoying the view of her pink outer lips.

"Looks good enough to eat." Shade growled as he dove in between her legs, licking her outer lips gently, then working her clit with the tip of his tongue. Pinkie bit her lip and moaned softly as Shade lapped at her pussy, the taste of her making Shade moan into her.

After a few minutes of light Cunnilingus Shade stood and rubbed the tip of his mighty cock between the outer folds of Pinkie Pie's pussy lips, making the pink haired girl wiggle her hips in excitement.

"C'mon Shady, hurry up and fuck me silly! I can hardly stand it!" She squealed as he continued to tease her.

"Only if you ask right you naughty girl." He said with a smirk, they both loved this part.
Pinkie sighed and spoke the magic words with her sweetest voice. "Please Sir, fuck my little pussy until you fill my belly with your hot cum."

With that Shade rammed his cock deep inside Pinkie's tight pussy, knowing full well she enjoyed it rough he didn't hold back with his thrusts. Pinkie let out a high-pitched wail as Shade went hard and deep, already ramming her cervix with his pussy-pounder. Shade thanked the Goddess he sound-proofed the walls of his office after the last time he had a woman in there (Who knew Vinyl Scratch was a screamer?).
Shade grunted and held Pinkies waist as he fucked her like a machine, never letting up on her and making her moan louder and louder.

"Ohhh YES! Fuck me Shady, fuck my naughty pussy! I've been such a BAD girl, I need to be punished!" She cried out, her left hand already working her clit. Shade smirked and gave her ass a hard smack, making her already jiggling ass jiggle more, and enticing a clench from Pinkie.

It wasn't long before Shades cock managed to push through Pinkies final barrier: Her Cervix. Now that Shade was fucking Pinkies womb he had really set her off, she was already cumming on his cock!

"AIIIEEEE SHADYOU'REINMYBABYMAKER!!" She stammered in one breath before all she could do was moan and scream as orgasm after orgasm took hold of her body. Once she started she couldn't stop and now Shade was rapidly approaching HIS climax.

"Here it comes Naughty Pinkie, all my hot cum ready to KNOCK.YOU.UP!!!" Shade punctuated the last three words with a hard thrust before finally holding himself inside as hosed her fertile womb with his seed, both of them tensing at the final climax. After a long minute Shade was able to pull out and sit back in his chair, grabbing a towel to wash his cock off. Once she could stand Pinkie stretched and gave Shade a big smile.

"Thanks for the fuck Shady! I'm gonna head home and wash up, see ya later!" With that she got dressed, though conveniently "Forgetting" her thong, and skipped happily out of his office. Shade simply fixed his clothes, put pinkies thong in his pocket, and returned to his paperwork. After all, The Captain of The Guard's work was never done, and Hump-Day was almost over.