Author's Note

The bonus chapters were SUPPOSED to be in a separate story but apparently that's a no-no. So now you all have to deal with this being shoved in your face every time I update it with the side bits. Enjoy. ;)

Sunday Funday! Bonus Chapter one

Somber Shade was enjoying a relaxing afternoon alone at his home on the outskirts of Ponyville, The Week of Estrous was over, he'd managed to fuck all 6 of his closest friends, and all 6 of them decided to go through with the resulting pregnancies. All in all, not a bad week.
Down the road was a different story. Derpy Hooves was a mess, her uniform had shrunk in the wash so it barely covered her tits or ass, both of which were rather generous for a Pegasus Girl, she'd forgotten panties and a bra so anyone looking her way probably saw her naughty parts, and as usual her Estrous started the week AFTER everyone esle.
It was supposed to be her day off too, but she had been given this package with explicit instructions to deliver it to Somber Shade today at noon. His house was WAY out of the way so naturally she was late, and she had no idea he'd be home, in his back yard, naked as the day he was born sunbathing. Once at the house she'd left the package there when a strange sound caught her ear.
She could have sworn she'd heard a voice moaning. Being the curious girl she was Derpy flew over the house quietly to look around. She gently touched down and gasped, her good eye locked on the sight of Somber Shade... Stroking the BIGGEST cock she'd ever seen!
His eyes were closed and he was stroking his 12 inch long, soda can thick, phallus lazily, thinking of all the pussy he'd had the last week. 'Too bad it only comes once a year.' He thought as he lay there, unaware to the curious eyes that watched him.
Derpy blushed deep, her body reacting to not only the sight of a hard cock, but also the feeling of watching someone touch themselves without knowing they were being watched. Derpy was on her hands and knees, her left hand gripping the edge of the roof while her right hand went between her legs, gently cupping her bare twat.
The Mailgirl's legs had spread wide unconciously as she gently groped her mound, not really trying to get off, and she didn't notice the gust of wind coming toward her from behind until it was too late. It caught her at just the right angle to send her tumbling over the edge of the roof...
... And right on Shade's lap with an "Ooph!" Both were stunned, then embarrassed, then aroused.
"I'm sorry I was just... Ohhh fuck..." They stammered and then moaned in unison.
Derpy's trajectory had been perfectly in line with Shade's throbbing shaft that she ended up penetrating herself with it. Yellow eyes met Blue as they savored the feelings of being united.
"I-I'm Shade... You?" Shade Grunted.
"Derpy... Wanna Fuck?" She grinned.
Shade Returned her grin and sat up in his lounge, laying her down and moving on top of her, not wasting any time and thrusting his fat cock deep inside her needy pussy.
"O-Ohh fuck, yeah Shade, fuck my naughty pussy!" Derpy cried out as her cunt was pounded by his hard dick.
Shade, always the gentleman, obliged his new fuck-buddy by angling each thrust a different way to maximize Derpy's pleasure.
"Ohh fuck Derpy, you've got a tight little twat!" He groaned, lifting her skimpy top to grope her D-cup titties.
Derpy and Shade moaned and held each other close as they fucked like rabbits, her fingernails dragging down his chiseled back as he roughly pounded into her. It didn't take long for the blond Pegasus to reach her first climax, and her whole body shuddered as it washed over her.
"FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK!!!!"
Was all it seemed Derpy could say as Shade pulled out all the stops, railing her cunt like a madman while pinching her cute little nipples. Eventually Shade simply shut her up with a deep tongue kiss, which Derpy happily reciprocated.
After a few more minutes Shade broke the kiss and groaned in pleasure.
"Derpy I'm gonna cum, you ready to get seeded you naughty girl?"
Derpy's response was as follows: "FUCKING CUM IN ME YOU STUD! I WANNA BE FULL OF YOUR HOT BABY BATTER!!!"
Followed by silence as both Shade and the Wonky-Eyed girl reached a mind numbing climax.
They came together both literally and figuratively, their arms wrapped around one another as Shade groaned in climactic triumph, and Derpy silently screamed as her eyes actually went right from the over stimulation of orgasm (Basically her Ahego face looked normal).
It was about half an hour before either could move, in that time span all they'd manage to do was get Shade's fuckstick out of Derpy's now gooey snatch, after which they laid on the lounge and cuddled happily. Derpy was the one to roll out of the lounge and stand, stretching her arms, legs, and wings.
"Wowwzers Shady, you really know how to make a girl go nutzo!"
She giggled, reaching her hand down to rub her cum-soaked pussy.
"Well cutie, you know how to make an entrence. How about Tomorrow you just use the front door?" Shade said with a smirk. Derpy blushed deeply and nodded.
Derpy flew off after she gave Shade her number and a quick peck on the cheek, and Shade watched her tight ass as she got a running start.
"Wait a minute..." Shade realized out loud. "Today's Sunday, the mail doesn't run on Sunday..."
Shade went to his front door and opened it, grabbing the package Derpy had left. He quickly opened it and all that was inside was packing peanuts and a letter.
The letter was written as follows: A little birdy told me you'd been a busy bee so I decided to send you a little gift, hope you enjoy this one as much as the others.
XOXO Chrissy.
Shade smirked and put the letter back in the box, he expected this sort of thing from Discord, but not Chrysalis.
'Well Played Chryssi, but you must realize, this means war.' He thought to himself, gazing out the window.