"Are you sure that you two will be fine alone? Do you want me to call those guards you sent away for you" Celestia asked in a worried tone.
In side of the Canterlot Castle Throne Room, Discord and Luna were standing by the worried mare. They both rolled eyes and nodded their heads in unison. They were given the duty to watch Equestria while Celestia and the Mane Six went on vacation. They didn't really want to watch over it because it would be crazy boring.
"If we need you then we will send a letter, Celie," Luna said. Celestia sighed and ran off with her brightly colored bags.
Luna turned her head to Discord. She looked at him as he looked at her. Luna locked eyes with him. They stared at each other until Discord blinked. He growled as he rubbed his eyes.
"How did you and Flutters become Stare Masters?" Discord asked.
"A magician never reveals her secrets," Luna said smoothly.
"Well this is going to be the most boring day of my life," Discord huffed.
"Then let me help ruin it even more!!!" A voice shouted. Discord and Luna turned their heads to a certain grey stallion who had green eyes and purple mist flying from his eyes.
Luna sighed. She took a seat in her sister's throne. Discord followed her, but made a chaotic throne for himself. He took a seat and rested his arms on the armrest.
"Are you still trying to get me as your marefriend, Sombra?" Luna asked.
King Sombra rolled his eyes. "No."
Discord looked at King Sombra. Discord smiled as he snapped his eagle talons. Sombra's cape and armor disappeared and in its place was a guitar strapped around him. "Much better," Discord mused to only himself and Luna. Luna tried her best to hide her giggles by hiding her face in the throne.
When Luna took her head out she asked Discord,"What did the pony say while trying to fix his guitar?"
"What?" Discord asked as he stared at the King trying to take off the guitar.
"Ugh, Dis cord!" Luna let go off her laughter as she fell off the throne. She then got back on as Discord turned red as a tomato as he burst out laughing.
Discord snapped his talons again and King Sombra had a sombrero on him with some maracas in his hooves. "His name needs to become Sombrero." Discord stroked his white beard. "That actually sounds a little chaotic."
Luna shook her head. "Not funny," she said coldly.
"How 'bout this?" Discord asked as he snapped his talons again. King Sombra's uniform came back, but his head was a little longer than usual. "Why the long face, Sombra?" He chuckled. Luna made some face until she gave a small giggle.
"Better," she said. "How about this? I am worried about your health Sombra. Your voice seems... Horse!" Luna said excitedly. Discord gave it a thought until he shook his head in disapproval as he turned Sombra back to normal.
"ENOUGH!!!!!" King Sombra screamed. His face had the biggest, but cutest frown. Luna and Discord proceeded to laugh.
Sombra ran to Discord and bit his ear. He then ran up to Luna and pulled on her hair and chewed on it. He ran on it and stomped on it.
Both Luna and Discord slumped down in the thrones. "Really?" They both mused in unison.
"OM NOM NOM!!!" Sombra yelled as he chewed. His anger slowly died as he made faces. "Tastes like blueberries."
Luna grabbed her hair out of his mouth. She shook it, splashing Discord with saliva. Suddenly a pink umbrella appeared in his lion paw. "GROSS!!!" He yelled.
"You should try it," Sombra insisted. "It tastes like blueberries."
"Be quiet before I chew on your hair," Luna said as she dried her wet flowing mane.
She turned her head to Sombra and growled. He backed away, but that didn't stop Discord from chewing on Luna's hair. Luna then turned to Discord who was mid chew on her hair. "DISCORD!!!"
Discord immediately dropped her hair which was pulled down by the weight of the saliva. Discord then slowly back up as Luna wrung her hair. Right as she was about to scold Discord, Sombra began to chew on her hair again.
"SOMBRA!!!!" she bellowed in the Royal Canterlot Voice. Luna's eyes glowed as she grew in size and her fur darkened.
King Sombra was shot into the air. Luna's hair was flowing around crazily as she looked around the room for Sombra. "Come out, Sombra. You know you can't hide from me!!" she chuckled.
About two days later, Celestia returned with the Mane Six.
Celestia searched frantically for her sister. She then remembered that her sister said that she would be in the Throne room. Celestia dashed to the room. She burst in dramatically. "IS EVERYTHING OK?? I HEARD KING SOMBRA RETURNED!!!"
"He is taken care of, but your sister has kinda gone mad," Discord informed her as she burst in.
"Where is she?" Celestia asked.
Discord pointed a claw to the corner of the room. There, a very dark blue alicorn who looked almost as big as Celestia was curled up into a ball. Her mane was a mess and one of her eyes was cat like.
Celestia slowly approached her sister who was mumbling to herself. "Lulu?"
Luna jumped at her. "DON'T YOU DARE TRY TO CHEW ON MY HAIR!!!" She screamed.
Celestia teleported herself out of the embrace. "WHAT HAPPENED TO HER??!!" She asked.
Discord let go of a fake cough to hide his laughter. "Sombra happened to her," he chuckled. He then pointed to the other corner of the room. There, a metal cage with King Sombra stood there. Sombra had a muzzle around his snout. His body shook as Celestia approached him.
"I think it was a bad idea for me to go on Vacation," Celestia said.