The Annual Royal Prank War

by Space Kitty

Rating: teen
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Length: 575

Once a year, a huge prank war is hosted. This year, some new guests are invited.

Don't ask. Just don't.
This is what happens when you let some pranksters get together in a castle.

Rated Teen for language.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2016-01-08 23:36:47 UTC

Gathering The First

At the table sat three Pegasi, a unicorn, two earth ponies, four alicorns, and a cat.

"Space, why the hay am I here?" asked the dark blue Pegasus.

"Beats me, Ink." replied the cat, who was currently flipping through her mp3s of sparta remixes on her Samsung.

Princess Celestia stood up and cleared her throat.

"My dear ponies, we are gathered here today to do our mischief all over castle grounds in the Annual Royal Prank War. Here are the rules: You must partner with one or more ponies and be on a team. Failure to do so will result in me picking your teams-ah, what the heck, I'll pick them anyway. You will each have unlimited pranking supplies, you may ask the castle servants for them. Your pranks are limited to all of the castle, and the castle only .When one prankee has had enough, and they quit, they are disqualified. The last pony (or cat) to quit wins, and each time someone quits the teams will be rearranged.  Now, to list the teams!" she said in a loud and clear voice.

Luna stood up, and held up a scroll with her magic. It listed the teams.

-Team One-

Galaxy "Space Kitty" Kittenswag Nyan

Inkwell Prose

"Princess" Luna Celestial

-Team Two-

Rarity Belle

Twilight Sparkle

Rainbow Dash

Applejack Apple

-Team Three-

Flutters "Fluttershy" M. Shydale

"Princess" Celestia Celestial

Pinkamena "Pinkie Pie" Diane Pie

Princess Mi Amore Cadenza "Cadance"

The contestants read over the scroll, and Space adjusted her glasses. "Ooh, I got put with Luna! This ought to be fun."

Moving Into The Base

My POV

I walk up the castle, leading my two teammates up to what would be our base. A small, two-bedroom apartment-like sector.

Why two bedrooms you may ask? Because I'm a fucking cat, I sleep on the floor, the table, wherever I want, whenever I want. I made that clear to my teammates so they wouldn't think of me as dumb.

When we got there, I unpacked my stuff in the walk-in closet, which would be a sort of "bedroom" for me. Luna found it hard to trust me around her opossum, he is a rodent after all, and I am a cat WITH natural instincts.

Anyway, Inkwell and I took advantage of the free supplies and set up cameras everywhere. What he wasn't told, though, was that I picked the sector out because it looked like the Five Nights At Freddy's map. My little walk-in closet had two doors, leading to two hallways, which led to a living room, that had paths leading to a bathroom and the two bedrooms.

Best part is, I can shut the doors electronically because guess what I got from my parents for Hearth's Warming? A Windows 10 laptop. With touchscreen (optional). That, and that, is part of why I love the base. The two bedrooms each have a bunkbed, which, when one of them's not in the base, I can sneak in and pretend to skydive off of the beds with Tiberius. We like to mess around from time to time. I use plastic bags as parachutes while skydiving because WHY THE FUCK NOT? I'm a smol cat, I do what I want even when Ink catches me diving off the bunk in his room. Eh, fuck this little scrap of paper my mom calls a notebook, I gotta go take a poo and go to bed.