Pinkie Pie, element of laughter,party planner extraordinaire. That's what everypony thinks of her. That she is just Pinkie. Starts singing randomly in the middle of a street? Just being Pinkie. Running around dressed in black? Just being Pinkie.

But what if there was something more to Pinkamena Diane Pie than anypony could ever realize? What if everything Pinkie ever did was just an act to throw people off scent? What if Pinkie Pie worked for Luna and Celestia, a spy.

When Pinkie Pie was two years old, she was taught to read and write. When she was three, she was taught everything there is to know about rocks. When she was four she learned about her destiny, to make others happy. When she was five, her parents showed her how to pick locks, diffuse a bomb and kill a pony with her bare hooves.

Take a back seat Rainbow Dash and Applejack, time for Pinkie Pie to be the badass for a change.