One hell of an adventure

I finished eating a few minutes later; the cat guy told me his name was Munro, who the hell names their kits that? Wait I just said kits, fuck I’m starting to adapt. Anyway the walk lasted a few minutes, had to make a quick stop to let a diamond dog burrow into the ground after a few others. I was about to run out there and scare the absolute shit out of it when Munro stopped me. “Do not,” He whispered. “They outnumber us, you may not see it but they have many numbers below.” Huh, that makes sense, I watched as the d-dog finished digging and disappeared under the ground. “Something brought them here; let us move quickly to avoid contact.” I nodded and jumped out of the bush and walked a few feet before the ground rumbled.

‘Aw dammit, heavy foot steps over hollow caves. I was careless!’ I jumped away from the rumbling ground when a spear shot up out of where I was standing. ‘Oh that’s just mean…’ I grumbled and watched as one of the biggest d-dogs I have ever seen dug his way up and glared at me, he had some strange markings and had a AWESOME looking spear. I want this spear.

“Manticore? Was not excepting you, no matter, you shall fall the same as the kitty people.” He growled at me and raised his spear.

‘I’m boned.’ I sighed and stood tall. ‘Well might as well go out like a man-ticore. Get it? Ah talking to myself.’ He was about to charge when a arrow zipped past his head, making him dive to the side.

“Run manticore!” Fuck no; I’m not leaving the kitty behind. I saw the d-dog get up and shake his head. “It’s the alpha! We stand no chance alone!” I turned to him with a bemused look.

‘Really? I’m a fucking manticore, and you think a diamond dog alpha puppy is going to scare me?’ I turned back to the alpha just to fall over out of reflex, the spear just grazing my mane. ‘BITCH!’ I growled and stomped on the shaft of the spear, sending it to the ground and out of the grasp of the alpha. He went wide eyed and looked at me.

“You are no normal manticore, a worthy fight.” Worthy? FUCK YOU! I’M FUCKING AWESOME! I swung one of my paws at his face; of course being slightly smaller than me he got out of the way and clawed my face.

“ARGH!” I leaned back and stomped down, knocking him away long enough to check the damage, not deep enough to cause bad bleeding and will heal in due time. Munro jumped out of the bush and pulled out a dagger.

“Leave the best alone, mutt!” He hissed at the dog, but he only laughed.

“Your beast is one trained in fighting; I shall kill you and tame it for myself.” On no he didn’t! I was in his face in a heartbeat. He looked at me slowly and gulped. “O-or not?” I growled and punched him in the face, no I did not claw his face, I punched him just because I can. He flew back and hit a tree with a mighty thud. “You stupid cat!” He spat and got up; I had a grin that could make anyone but him laugh. He dove forward and ran on his front and back paws, too fast to catch him he got past me and picked up his spear.

‘Aww fuck.’ I got a blank look as he charged me. ‘Well it’s been a nice run, I talked as a manticore, found a furry named Munro, and punched a dog in the face with a soft paw, my life is complete.’ I waited a moment and heard a crunch sound, not feeling any pain I reopened my eyes and widened them as I saw the Munro had taken the hit for me, it went right through his heart. It took a moment of struggling but he had finally went limp.

“That will teach cat to interfere.” I was in shock, this was the first death I had seen, EVER! I was scared, pissed, and fucking EXCITED! My tail twitched and my eyes focused on the alpha. “You look at me with the eyes of a true beast."

“That is because you have let it out.” I growled, his eyes flew wide open and shock, right before my scorpion tail jabbed right into his throat. He pushed away the spear with the corpse of Munro stuck to it and grabbed at his throat, trying to stop the bleeding, but after some time he choked on his blood and died. I watched has the life left his eyes slowly, I remember every detail, the blood slowed down its descent from as it began to clot. “That will teach you.” I hissed and clawed his face. “That’s for earlier.” I walked over to Munro’s corps and took the spear out, rapping my tail around it so I could carry both it and Munro. I lifted him up onto my back and walked the way we were walking, soon finding a fairly big wooden wall, guarded by two cat people at the entrance. I flew over them and landed in the middle of the village.

“Manticore!” I heard a woman scream. I sighed and shook my head, setting down the body.

‘This day keeps getting better…’ I mumbled and turned towards the gate….

To see it covered in guards, ready to rip my head off. ‘I love you lady luck! HUG ME!’ I face-pawed and sat down, swishing my tail around to show off the spear.

“Where did it get that? And why was it carrying Munro?” I heard a few whispers as some of the villagers went to investigate Munro’s corpse. “It must have killed him!” One hissed, must have been the same one.

“No, his tail would have left a smaller stab wound. Is he holding a spear.” At that, I lanced the spear into the ground in front of me.

‘Yea, an alpha diamond tried to kill me, he took the blow to save my life, now if you excuse me I will leave.’ I know someone heard me there, because a few of them gasped and started muttering about the alpha. I flew over them again and out of the village, as I was flying I just realized I WAS FUCKING FLYING! I plummeted to the ground and crashed into the ground, knocking over a tree in the proses. ‘Ow…’ I sat up and rubbed my head. ‘At least I can take a fall or two, still hurt.’ I looked around, and saw nothing but jungle.

I think it was a better idea to stay with the cats……..

“FUCK!”

Still, horrible writing, at least I got Microsoft word now *yay* enjoy.