My Little 70's Show: Friendship is Groovyby iammrexcrementChapterscharept 2 meeting the hosresCharept 4 "Whre are thoy" ask Read5 Wait............ a CAYVE??/?//chapchapchop6 name wisodnsidchapter 7 the fnial batplelast: th returchapprte 1 the gifteCHapthree three The sic seccrt eldment fo hareemoncharept 2 meeting the hosreseric started to aproch twilight from behind after what he said in last chpte. "hello" said eric. but then twoilifht turned around and had confuse eyes. "you and your friendz need to geti nto mai house befor somon sees u!!!" she said as she runned to her houds. the others folloed i habv to send a letter to princees about this" said twilight. "But i dont even no your nyam!"eric said. "oh sorry my name is tilite spakl but just call me twilight ples" okay sayed eric. Then Twiilt wrote letter to princess Celest and spike brethd on it then princess cam into town and told them bout humans being there and then evertpnoy felt comfy about humans and weres fine. "Now I'd like to intreordce you to my frendsz" told twilight. so she intro-duck them to spikieikie and thw man 6^. kelso mad frends wif rainbowdash for obvious raison. fez mad frends wif pinkie pie because party. donna mad frends wif fluttershy to help her open up (lol). Jacne maid frendsz wifff Rariyt beacus they both bitch.Eric madfr end wif twiligith becaus main characters are they. Heid makded friend with spiek because they poth pretty zen. And no on make frendsd wit apoljake becas she smelled like piss. "Thnak you fro yor hosptalitalitalitalitalitalitalty but we haf 2 find our univrs because i want beer and drug." said Fez. "No you musnt leaf!" siad twilight. "you ned to help us sotp crysalice!" Charept 4 "Whre are thoy" ask Readaugter notw " : okay sorry for take so long i went to lost vayjis and came back so i start writ this okay enjo [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[p[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[ "Whre are thoy" ask Read. "i at not all know don't but you chek in da basemant"?? "only 5 times asid red"" ll '" " we now hav to start search party. Also when i fnd Eric hiz ass gonto b in a knoyt Boob was outsid wit midget his wiff loking for dawtrdonna. then red and kity wen osid ande thay discuss and start search party. party. party...................... PINKEI PEI!!!!!!! warx playin patty caic withh fes while tey were walk thro woods of everfree forcast. and also kelso was riding rainbow dash ansd they went fast lik sanic. twilgt was look at map while they go donna was talk bout fluteshy like they were talk about hair and. While rairty and jakcee were conversation money and populairty and die monds. "ugh" sayeded heid. "HOe long till we get to the cave and stuff, me and spoke so vry vored a n d trd of walking." "Acordong to this map, we r approximtly haff a mil from da cayv. said twilight i know becaz i am smart pony and i know so muc and i thnk i konow more than yo an i haff big tits lol jk pony dont have tit i learn about tit from jackei and_" "okay tiglethg i think we get it." eric saig "now how abote we tak brake and halv a snxk?' okay sed every pony and body. so the sat don and twilig set done blanket like in da ephisod wit da owl. pinkie was carying bakset and so were all other the pnoys. keso and heid and al ta peopls brought snzazx because they had backpack (i forgot to add that in the forst chaptre fucdge im so sorry). Any way pinkie pie brought cpu cakes, raruty bought dose sanviches youd get at the nice placees. rainbow dads brogut yogut and surreal. AbleJockey had a bunk of shti that hap to do wit aplz (lik aple pie and cider and da one dat look like a pastry with cream on the incside and apl?) Twilight brougt cheez and ber;ys. Spilk brought rubie sand gems and dieamoind (ovoouslie). All the peapple came with da stuff form pigildy wigildy like chips and stuff except fo fez who had flilalflialflialaiflgfldkfaklfklflsldfdgljfkgbvadfkgbvjoasdfuigjb;phio;adfbghjadk[pfasdfkbhsdfioj (sorry i don't know how to spell falafel) and drink of blugerry soda an shard cuppacke with pinki pi. Oh boy wh y did i puttat snak part in da chaprpte it not important at all so watever i guess chapter en d her... iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiienD CHARPETS FORIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII 5 Wait............ a CAYVE??/?//"im so worid" sayed kity. " wel u shud be" sead red. theyr search party axtendede form one couwpl 2 ALMOXSDT DA WHOLE CITY even leo the hippi gai. and they serdchd. anyways other universe....................... So the ponies and tens were walking wen twilkline realized somosing. "Wait............... a CAYVE? IN THE VERFREEE FORST" "wat wong twili-" "DO U NO WHAT DAT MENS" itnerputed tiliwg to rarty. "ders onli one cav in da everfref forest. AND DAT IS DA ONE WIT DA USRA MAJO R AND SENOR. "OH SHIT" sad da other ponis and peeps. day wer worriede even mor because the gotted right in front of the cave now. "Flutershy i have ideea said donna and she wrispedrd to her. den fluttershy went into da cayv. "OMG FLUTTERSHY WTF U DOIN " pinki pi yeld. but fluttersher didn respond and krpt gone "hello said flutterdse to the big giant beer. "um we ned da six secret aelements of harmony and um i no u need to guard dem but um we need them to beat crisalsis and um i hope u will udnersnta because wer good and mu i will give you belly rub if u do" then the bear moved and they got the elemeneets. "great jog fluttershy i new u could do it!:" sed donna. and then the bear was on his belly so fluttershy rubbed her belly. . they went and got the elements they lookd like gold shirds. they were put them on but then voice said "Nut so faost!11" oh no its crisales sed twilightr" i will hold her don becas i got stronger since last time. u gais get the elementesz redy. they put on the shirds and the ponies put on the jewelery things. twi was fiting wit cadens. " ur weak" said crisalie. "now i am but son ull be!!!!!" said twi. everyone had der element on and the humoans sed, "What do we do now?"" jsut embrase eachothers frendsnips!!!" said wililight. so they did and der was one rainbow and then ANOTHER ONE. it was like it but it was dirfent colours. it shot at crisales. "NO DIS CANT HAPEN" sed chreislaes. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" and den she kinda exploded from da rainbows. (but no one noes if she exploded or scaped with teleport spiel" but any way she was gond and dat was all that matter."YAY we did it sed" all da ponies. but spike lookd like he had to trow up. "ommigod spik wat wrong r u kay?" asked twilight wordly. chapchapchop6 name wisodnsidso spike was trow up...... but it wasnt thr up it was burp but it wanst burp it was green fire but it wanstds that it was letter! "whoa wher u lern 2 doo tht?" asked heid. "well im a dargn what you xpeck?" anay wa Teligt red massage it sed:; "Dar twilight abd frens. Princes Cadedns is at tho horsepickle wit new baby. You pretescted from crisals so go see baby you deserve to." "omg gaise we haf to go to the hospeintl baby is gong to be born" they all know what thet ment so they ran like theo wonde and kelso and ronbow dosh wer behind and kelso sed "Cmon ranbow lest -" so the flew aftr them to da hospital. When dey got ther the baby wasnt oot yet. cadense yel and dokoter wohovoes kep say "PUSH HRDR" 'Well i gus celelsta sent dthe letter a bit erly!" sayd twiligh. Spike look where the baby come out and "we... i see hiz hed" and den he fell backwats and fainted, becauz he saw what the goes on tehr and gross. "Keep on pushin ur makesty" sed norse redhert. "AAAAHHH" sed cadense."OMG SHUT DA FUK UP " drwhooves thought to himslef. "AAAAARRRGGHHHHHHH" sohuoted cadence and then the born baby born. "AAAA!!!" sed cadence. "NO U SUPID BITCH THE BABY IS ALRDEY OUT!" shouted dr whoves. "oh yeah lol srry" replied cadense bak. The baby had a greeen and yelllw. "hey it has packer coloUrs!" kelso said "And he has mi eyeesh!" said shinnin armor. Pinkie pie tears. "pinki wai u kry" Aklsed Fex. "It gust sem lik yestreday i threw the babay shower!"" said pinkie sobbly. We shoukld name him......... wait wer are yo humand from?" shining armor. "Wisconsin" deay sed. "yeah....... wisconsin. dat gud name" Everyon was hapy................ then nurse red ehart took da baby and ran out fo the hospeital? chapter 7 the fnial batple"redheart no what r u doin 2 r bb?" cried out cdadens from the bedi n the hospoetl. "idk wat she is dong but we have to stop her!" said jacky. so they ran after her and they stoppoied in the middle of a sort of meadow plane andf then. twilight. said. "Nure Redhart..... what has hotten into u?" da cracke- i mean whit pony turned arnd and it srota swung the bag where thebaby was so it cry and nurde said "Its not waht got intyo me its wahts me!"and then she put eht bag down and chanded into .................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................Crusals!! "i should ov nown u used da teleportadhin spiel instead of die!" said eric. "yes u shud" sed craisass "NOw I wll keep this ponie and raise it to luv me and since it was from cadense and shiningh armor it wl be capapable of lots of love for me than i will use it to take over eq!" "dats BS man exclamation point one one" said heid. "we weil defet u right her rute now!" So they got on the all elemnty of harmony. "We shougld be able to do more now tht we have da elemont of magic i put on now because we diddndt last time!" twilight sparlke said. and then they embraced eachotheres friendshi[s again. Craisalaix put out a hug laser bem asnd but the mane er......12 had 2 rainbows and now the second one was complete with thiwlig and it was more power then bee4 and then the raibnows clshed wit da beem and it was like PCHOO BAM SPARKY BUZZZZZZ WUUUUUUUUUBWUUUUUBWUUUUBWUUUBWUUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUB BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM. And then crisalsk was blastung of agaaaaaaaaiiiiiiinnnnnnnn!! "YEAH WOOHOO EW IDD IT!!!!!!" They all comexplainedclaim and they all gav eeachother brohuffs nd hi fies. And then they wen to the celesta kassl and tehy were awared medallins fro da breavery and a letter for tho hummans. after the ceremont they wen back to teiwlilili hous and they were all talk and laffd. but then eric said "oh no im sorry but i we have to go holme r parents ar word" "oh my i frogot" said twilite. Well I guess you kan remember thegood times we had when you are gone. but this spell might not work." last: th retur"What!>? what do you mean it mite nut wrk?" Donna asked wit a bit fo angr. "Well" twilight spok. "I've never perfromed a spell lik that. And If you stay in thus wrld 4 2 longg, you kud be tarpd!" "Well we have to tyr" said HEid. "That's the spirit said spike" so then twilight was look around. Spike! She sayd, come here spike! And spike camed over to her, What do you want Twilight spike said and twilight said "Spike I need you to gt me the book of magic ok spike said I will get it for you and he went over to the bookshelf to get the book for Twilight Sparkle. It was a dusty book and spike almost sneezed but he didn't. He gaved the book to twilight and she said thank you spike go away now" and spike said ok I will go away and he slided away like a dragon. TW:ialit opend the book to wher it teeld how to doe the spel to send thungs between diementions and she red. "hey this spel neds 2 pp|unicorns|l Rairty git yo wite trash cracka ass ower here" twilight sed and raritie did. to gether dey read and read and studid mayn tumes."cmon rarity i am cont on you said jacki. and they said "okay we are reddy ro perfoerm the majoks so get ready and holde stil and the humans said yes and then there was like a force feeld arond them but they could still hear and see through it. Buy Donna said fluttershy. "I will remebr how yo gav me coo rage." "bye heis" said spike. "ur wun of da koolest fremds i ever had." "By Fez" said piknie you wer almost as random and carzy as i an and i wil remembr u fro tht. "By Kelso" said David RainBowie Dash. "Um..... STY KUUL FOR ME! I WLL 4 U!!!" "Bi jackie" said rarity. "Remember to buy losta daimonds and jewelry to remember me by when you becom a spur model!" "Beye Eric." Sand twilight sparkle. "You wil always be mein frein" and then the teleport force field got thicker and higher until u couldn't see or hear through it. and then they went WOSOH wuns agin. abd they wer back home and. they didn't see anyone in the house so they looked outside and there was the searsh party and they were a huge group. they recognized there gardians form the crowd and went down and outsid e and met up wit dem luckily obob and midget wer with red close and otheres. "There u r!!!!!!!!!!!!!1" everyone said. Red was happy then angry! "Wer da heell u bin boi?"sais rad to eric but then eric held up the medals and the ledder to red and he lookd at them and new they wernt from the universe cuz they wer carton. red was with amazement and took the letter and satrd read. "Dear Eric and reinds, yo has been awared with medals becows u destroyed crisalis and u were brayv adn didont gaves up. thank u from Celasto" "well" red sed. "i could poonish u for mesin with the machine but ut turns oot if you hadnt ppl would have ben endangers becaus u wouldnt have been der to help them. I gues Ill reward you then" "Yes thank you dad"! said earc and they went back to the house and eric and freins said yay now lets smok drug. "wait sed red..... every the teens had shock face. but then reed sid "let me in" and they all smokd in da basemanttheend |CREDITS| twiligh sparklw........................................................................................................tara storng aple jak........................................................................................................ashley bel the other ponis........................................................................................................i dont rlly know lol eric....................................................................................................................Gopher Trace jacky..............................................................................................................milo koons steven heid............................................................................................................Danny Master's Son dona.............................................................................................................laura preppin' micheal kelso............................................................................................Ashtno ketchum fez.................................................................................................................walmart folderama kitty..........................................................................................................derba jo rupp red........................................................................................................................kartwood smot midge............................................................................................................tayna roboro bob..................................................................................................................don stark drwhoovs......................................................................................................nicolas cage redherat........................................................................................................Liv Tyler crisalis..........................................................................................................the chick who plays her leo...............................................................................................................oel spike......................................................................................................the celestra........................................................................................................slslslslslslslslsl luna........................................................................................she wasnt in this so it doesnt matter what is the neaming of this i usra minor................................................................................................jim carey urda major.................................................................................................super saiyan jim carey trees................................................................................................................andrew hussie writttttttten by.............................................................................................iammrexcrement inspird by...................................................................................the spiderses, my little immortal Thanks for read the stor! chapprte 1 the gifteone day in basement of foreman house, Eric adn friends were getingg hugh but not bakoz eric said thehy wer going todo something better than hogh. "This betre be goder than get high or ill kick you are but?" said Ffeaz angirly. "yes it will be but u have to guess what it is first first" said Eric. "My father red got it in military from goverenment for being veteranarian!" "Is it mony" asd Jacki. "No it is not mony." replid Eric. "Is it consdort tix?" assed Donna. "nope.avi" anserd eri. "Is it sandwich" asked Kelso stpidly. "No, dumbass it come from gv't not Hardes fucou" replies eric in mad. Well just tell us said Heid. "Okay my dad got a teleproter machin to alternate diemention!" "No way" sad Fez "wow" said Jackeye "Moar then cool1" said Kelso "Amazing" said donna "das kewl man" said heid zenly. " well i want to see where it goes so lets go see where it goes so lets go see where it goes!" said Eric as he led evryone upstairs to where machine was. Are you read? asd eric as geting ready to push big red button. "Hell yeah," everione replied... and then they went WHOSOH "Were are we" asked Donna. "It looks like a Hanah Barbarian Cartoom!" "holyfudderarehorseeveryhwer" said Heid not zenly this time. "Oh yeah said Kelso" " and they have picture on ass dat cool. "Maybe they can talk r somthin" said Eric. "Lets talk to that purpl won with dick on hed" ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------_End shapter on_ Authoers not- so wat do you thin? please give good rating okay i love you all. stay tunued for mext chapr!!!!!!!111222333444555667889000000 CHapthree three The sic seccrt eldment fo hareemon"Wha" said Erock "who is Cersaliasterone"?/ "LemmE tle you story" said twiligt. " one day bother of mine getn marry wiff my babysit but babysiter turn out to be changeling quen and no one could sotp her but brother and real cadence so they did and now they maris and now cadence is pregnant with babbby for tit fed and cryslis wnat to ponynap baby." :but then why not cadens and shining ramor deftae crsaleis again?"> asked Jackie. "Because yo cant do so muany magic whilst babe inside u!!!!!!!!!" said twilight in ripely. "Thas wer u come in. see we had elements of armong but we couldnt sto[ her but now you are here. In Stare wirld beerd Propeco bouk it say ther ar six secrete elemnst of hair that are in cave in by ever fre forst so lets go on adventure. "okay kan i ask you question before we explode" ask kelos. "you just did" said twilight. "alright" said kelso and they went in forest throug it and but they dont know but they are gong to faec dangot!!!!! -----------------------END CCGHAPTERE @------------------------------------------= Arthorts nope: jus so yu no i sond one viacom or twenthe centurian fon so do no copyrgit me okay?! Cheez..................... anyway thank for rading mah fabric please tel your comment story on!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
charept 2 meeting the hosreseric started to aproch twilight from behind after what he said in last chpte. "hello" said eric. but then twoilifht turned around and had confuse eyes. "you and your friendz need to geti nto mai house befor somon sees u!!!" she said as she runned to her houds. the others folloed i habv to send a letter to princees about this" said twilight. "But i dont even no your nyam!"eric said. "oh sorry my name is tilite spakl but just call me twilight ples" okay sayed eric. Then Twiilt wrote letter to princess Celest and spike brethd on it then princess cam into town and told them bout humans being there and then evertpnoy felt comfy about humans and weres fine. "Now I'd like to intreordce you to my frendsz" told twilight. so she intro-duck them to spikieikie and thw man 6^. kelso mad frends wif rainbowdash for obvious raison. fez mad frends wif pinkie pie because party. donna mad frends wif fluttershy to help her open up (lol). Jacne maid frendsz wifff Rariyt beacus they both bitch.Eric madfr end wif twiligith becaus main characters are they. Heid makded friend with spiek because they poth pretty zen. And no on make frendsd wit apoljake becas she smelled like piss. "Thnak you fro yor hosptalitalitalitalitalitalitalty but we haf 2 find our univrs because i want beer and drug." said Fez. "No you musnt leaf!" siad twilight. "you ned to help us sotp crysalice!"
Charept 4 "Whre are thoy" ask Readaugter notw " : okay sorry for take so long i went to lost vayjis and came back so i start writ this okay enjo [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[p[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[ "Whre are thoy" ask Read. "i at not all know don't but you chek in da basemant"?? "only 5 times asid red"" ll '" " we now hav to start search party. Also when i fnd Eric hiz ass gonto b in a knoyt Boob was outsid wit midget his wiff loking for dawtrdonna. then red and kity wen osid ande thay discuss and start search party. party. party...................... PINKEI PEI!!!!!!! warx playin patty caic withh fes while tey were walk thro woods of everfree forcast. and also kelso was riding rainbow dash ansd they went fast lik sanic. twilgt was look at map while they go donna was talk bout fluteshy like they were talk about hair and. While rairty and jakcee were conversation money and populairty and die monds. "ugh" sayeded heid. "HOe long till we get to the cave and stuff, me and spoke so vry vored a n d trd of walking." "Acordong to this map, we r approximtly haff a mil from da cayv. said twilight i know becaz i am smart pony and i know so muc and i thnk i konow more than yo an i haff big tits lol jk pony dont have tit i learn about tit from jackei and_" "okay tiglethg i think we get it." eric saig "now how abote we tak brake and halv a snxk?' okay sed every pony and body. so the sat don and twilig set done blanket like in da ephisod wit da owl. pinkie was carying bakset and so were all other the pnoys. keso and heid and al ta peopls brought snzazx because they had backpack (i forgot to add that in the forst chaptre fucdge im so sorry). Any way pinkie pie brought cpu cakes, raruty bought dose sanviches youd get at the nice placees. rainbow dads brogut yogut and surreal. AbleJockey had a bunk of shti that hap to do wit aplz (lik aple pie and cider and da one dat look like a pastry with cream on the incside and apl?) Twilight brougt cheez and ber;ys. Spilk brought rubie sand gems and dieamoind (ovoouslie). All the peapple came with da stuff form pigildy wigildy like chips and stuff except fo fez who had flilalflialflialaiflgfldkfaklfklflsldfdgljfkgbvadfkgbvjoasdfuigjb;phio;adfbghjadk[pfasdfkbhsdfioj (sorry i don't know how to spell falafel) and drink of blugerry soda an shard cuppacke with pinki pi. Oh boy wh y did i puttat snak part in da chaprpte it not important at all so watever i guess chapter en d her... iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiienD CHARPETS FORIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
5 Wait............ a CAYVE??/?//"im so worid" sayed kity. " wel u shud be" sead red. theyr search party axtendede form one couwpl 2 ALMOXSDT DA WHOLE CITY even leo the hippi gai. and they serdchd. anyways other universe....................... So the ponies and tens were walking wen twilkline realized somosing. "Wait............... a CAYVE? IN THE VERFREEE FORST" "wat wong twili-" "DO U NO WHAT DAT MENS" itnerputed tiliwg to rarty. "ders onli one cav in da everfref forest. AND DAT IS DA ONE WIT DA USRA MAJO R AND SENOR. "OH SHIT" sad da other ponis and peeps. day wer worriede even mor because the gotted right in front of the cave now. "Flutershy i have ideea said donna and she wrispedrd to her. den fluttershy went into da cayv. "OMG FLUTTERSHY WTF U DOIN " pinki pi yeld. but fluttersher didn respond and krpt gone "hello said flutterdse to the big giant beer. "um we ned da six secret aelements of harmony and um i no u need to guard dem but um we need them to beat crisalsis and um i hope u will udnersnta because wer good and mu i will give you belly rub if u do" then the bear moved and they got the elemeneets. "great jog fluttershy i new u could do it!:" sed donna. and then the bear was on his belly so fluttershy rubbed her belly. . they went and got the elements they lookd like gold shirds. they were put them on but then voice said "Nut so faost!11" oh no its crisales sed twilightr" i will hold her don becas i got stronger since last time. u gais get the elementesz redy. they put on the shirds and the ponies put on the jewelery things. twi was fiting wit cadens. " ur weak" said crisalie. "now i am but son ull be!!!!!" said twi. everyone had der element on and the humoans sed, "What do we do now?"" jsut embrase eachothers frendsnips!!!" said wililight. so they did and der was one rainbow and then ANOTHER ONE. it was like it but it was dirfent colours. it shot at crisales. "NO DIS CANT HAPEN" sed chreislaes. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" and den she kinda exploded from da rainbows. (but no one noes if she exploded or scaped with teleport spiel" but any way she was gond and dat was all that matter."YAY we did it sed" all da ponies. but spike lookd like he had to trow up. "ommigod spik wat wrong r u kay?" asked twilight wordly.
chapchapchop6 name wisodnsidso spike was trow up...... but it wasnt thr up it was burp but it wanst burp it was green fire but it wanstds that it was letter! "whoa wher u lern 2 doo tht?" asked heid. "well im a dargn what you xpeck?" anay wa Teligt red massage it sed:; "Dar twilight abd frens. Princes Cadedns is at tho horsepickle wit new baby. You pretescted from crisals so go see baby you deserve to." "omg gaise we haf to go to the hospeintl baby is gong to be born" they all know what thet ment so they ran like theo wonde and kelso and ronbow dosh wer behind and kelso sed "Cmon ranbow lest -" so the flew aftr them to da hospital. When dey got ther the baby wasnt oot yet. cadense yel and dokoter wohovoes kep say "PUSH HRDR" 'Well i gus celelsta sent dthe letter a bit erly!" sayd twiligh. Spike look where the baby come out and "we... i see hiz hed" and den he fell backwats and fainted, becauz he saw what the goes on tehr and gross. "Keep on pushin ur makesty" sed norse redhert. "AAAAHHH" sed cadense."OMG SHUT DA FUK UP " drwhooves thought to himslef. "AAAAARRRGGHHHHHHH" sohuoted cadence and then the born baby born. "AAAA!!!" sed cadence. "NO U SUPID BITCH THE BABY IS ALRDEY OUT!" shouted dr whoves. "oh yeah lol srry" replied cadense bak. The baby had a greeen and yelllw. "hey it has packer coloUrs!" kelso said "And he has mi eyeesh!" said shinnin armor. Pinkie pie tears. "pinki wai u kry" Aklsed Fex. "It gust sem lik yestreday i threw the babay shower!"" said pinkie sobbly. We shoukld name him......... wait wer are yo humand from?" shining armor. "Wisconsin" deay sed. "yeah....... wisconsin. dat gud name" Everyon was hapy................ then nurse red ehart took da baby and ran out fo the hospeital?
chapter 7 the fnial batple"redheart no what r u doin 2 r bb?" cried out cdadens from the bedi n the hospoetl. "idk wat she is dong but we have to stop her!" said jacky. so they ran after her and they stoppoied in the middle of a sort of meadow plane andf then. twilight. said. "Nure Redhart..... what has hotten into u?" da cracke- i mean whit pony turned arnd and it srota swung the bag where thebaby was so it cry and nurde said "Its not waht got intyo me its wahts me!"and then she put eht bag down and chanded into .................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................Crusals!! "i should ov nown u used da teleportadhin spiel instead of die!" said eric. "yes u shud" sed craisass "NOw I wll keep this ponie and raise it to luv me and since it was from cadense and shiningh armor it wl be capapable of lots of love for me than i will use it to take over eq!" "dats BS man exclamation point one one" said heid. "we weil defet u right her rute now!" So they got on the all elemnty of harmony. "We shougld be able to do more now tht we have da elemont of magic i put on now because we diddndt last time!" twilight sparlke said. and then they embraced eachotheres friendshi[s again. Craisalaix put out a hug laser bem asnd but the mane er......12 had 2 rainbows and now the second one was complete with thiwlig and it was more power then bee4 and then the raibnows clshed wit da beem and it was like PCHOO BAM SPARKY BUZZZZZZ WUUUUUUUUUBWUUUUUBWUUUUBWUUUBWUUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUB BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM. And then crisalsk was blastung of agaaaaaaaaiiiiiiinnnnnnnn!! "YEAH WOOHOO EW IDD IT!!!!!!" They all comexplainedclaim and they all gav eeachother brohuffs nd hi fies. And then they wen to the celesta kassl and tehy were awared medallins fro da breavery and a letter for tho hummans. after the ceremont they wen back to teiwlilili hous and they were all talk and laffd. but then eric said "oh no im sorry but i we have to go holme r parents ar word" "oh my i frogot" said twilite. Well I guess you kan remember thegood times we had when you are gone. but this spell might not work."
last: th retur"What!>? what do you mean it mite nut wrk?" Donna asked wit a bit fo angr. "Well" twilight spok. "I've never perfromed a spell lik that. And If you stay in thus wrld 4 2 longg, you kud be tarpd!" "Well we have to tyr" said HEid. "That's the spirit said spike" so then twilight was look around. Spike! She sayd, come here spike! And spike camed over to her, What do you want Twilight spike said and twilight said "Spike I need you to gt me the book of magic ok spike said I will get it for you and he went over to the bookshelf to get the book for Twilight Sparkle. It was a dusty book and spike almost sneezed but he didn't. He gaved the book to twilight and she said thank you spike go away now" and spike said ok I will go away and he slided away like a dragon. TW:ialit opend the book to wher it teeld how to doe the spel to send thungs between diementions and she red. "hey this spel neds 2 pp|unicorns|l Rairty git yo wite trash cracka ass ower here" twilight sed and raritie did. to gether dey read and read and studid mayn tumes."cmon rarity i am cont on you said jacki. and they said "okay we are reddy ro perfoerm the majoks so get ready and holde stil and the humans said yes and then there was like a force feeld arond them but they could still hear and see through it. Buy Donna said fluttershy. "I will remebr how yo gav me coo rage." "bye heis" said spike. "ur wun of da koolest fremds i ever had." "By Fez" said piknie you wer almost as random and carzy as i an and i wil remembr u fro tht. "By Kelso" said David RainBowie Dash. "Um..... STY KUUL FOR ME! I WLL 4 U!!!" "Bi jackie" said rarity. "Remember to buy losta daimonds and jewelry to remember me by when you becom a spur model!" "Beye Eric." Sand twilight sparkle. "You wil always be mein frein" and then the teleport force field got thicker and higher until u couldn't see or hear through it. and then they went WOSOH wuns agin. abd they wer back home and. they didn't see anyone in the house so they looked outside and there was the searsh party and they were a huge group. they recognized there gardians form the crowd and went down and outsid e and met up wit dem luckily obob and midget wer with red close and otheres. "There u r!!!!!!!!!!!!!1" everyone said. Red was happy then angry! "Wer da heell u bin boi?"sais rad to eric but then eric held up the medals and the ledder to red and he lookd at them and new they wernt from the universe cuz they wer carton. red was with amazement and took the letter and satrd read. "Dear Eric and reinds, yo has been awared with medals becows u destroyed crisalis and u were brayv adn didont gaves up. thank u from Celasto" "well" red sed. "i could poonish u for mesin with the machine but ut turns oot if you hadnt ppl would have ben endangers becaus u wouldnt have been der to help them. I gues Ill reward you then" "Yes thank you dad"! said earc and they went back to the house and eric and freins said yay now lets smok drug. "wait sed red..... every the teens had shock face. but then reed sid "let me in" and they all smokd in da basemanttheend |CREDITS| twiligh sparklw........................................................................................................tara storng aple jak........................................................................................................ashley bel the other ponis........................................................................................................i dont rlly know lol eric....................................................................................................................Gopher Trace jacky..............................................................................................................milo koons steven heid............................................................................................................Danny Master's Son dona.............................................................................................................laura preppin' micheal kelso............................................................................................Ashtno ketchum fez.................................................................................................................walmart folderama kitty..........................................................................................................derba jo rupp red........................................................................................................................kartwood smot midge............................................................................................................tayna roboro bob..................................................................................................................don stark drwhoovs......................................................................................................nicolas cage redherat........................................................................................................Liv Tyler crisalis..........................................................................................................the chick who plays her leo...............................................................................................................oel spike......................................................................................................the celestra........................................................................................................slslslslslslslslsl luna........................................................................................she wasnt in this so it doesnt matter what is the neaming of this i usra minor................................................................................................jim carey urda major.................................................................................................super saiyan jim carey trees................................................................................................................andrew hussie writttttttten by.............................................................................................iammrexcrement inspird by...................................................................................the spiderses, my little immortal Thanks for read the stor!
chapprte 1 the gifteone day in basement of foreman house, Eric adn friends were getingg hugh but not bakoz eric said thehy wer going todo something better than hogh. "This betre be goder than get high or ill kick you are but?" said Ffeaz angirly. "yes it will be but u have to guess what it is first first" said Eric. "My father red got it in military from goverenment for being veteranarian!" "Is it mony" asd Jacki. "No it is not mony." replid Eric. "Is it consdort tix?" assed Donna. "nope.avi" anserd eri. "Is it sandwich" asked Kelso stpidly. "No, dumbass it come from gv't not Hardes fucou" replies eric in mad. Well just tell us said Heid. "Okay my dad got a teleproter machin to alternate diemention!" "No way" sad Fez "wow" said Jackeye "Moar then cool1" said Kelso "Amazing" said donna "das kewl man" said heid zenly. " well i want to see where it goes so lets go see where it goes so lets go see where it goes!" said Eric as he led evryone upstairs to where machine was. Are you read? asd eric as geting ready to push big red button. "Hell yeah," everione replied... and then they went WHOSOH "Were are we" asked Donna. "It looks like a Hanah Barbarian Cartoom!" "holyfudderarehorseeveryhwer" said Heid not zenly this time. "Oh yeah said Kelso" " and they have picture on ass dat cool. "Maybe they can talk r somthin" said Eric. "Lets talk to that purpl won with dick on hed" ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------_End shapter on_ Authoers not- so wat do you thin? please give good rating okay i love you all. stay tunued for mext chapr!!!!!!!111222333444555667889000000
CHapthree three The sic seccrt eldment fo hareemon"Wha" said Erock "who is Cersaliasterone"?/ "LemmE tle you story" said twiligt. " one day bother of mine getn marry wiff my babysit but babysiter turn out to be changeling quen and no one could sotp her but brother and real cadence so they did and now they maris and now cadence is pregnant with babbby for tit fed and cryslis wnat to ponynap baby." :but then why not cadens and shining ramor deftae crsaleis again?"> asked Jackie. "Because yo cant do so muany magic whilst babe inside u!!!!!!!!!" said twilight in ripely. "Thas wer u come in. see we had elements of armong but we couldnt sto[ her but now you are here. In Stare wirld beerd Propeco bouk it say ther ar six secrete elemnst of hair that are in cave in by ever fre forst so lets go on adventure. "okay kan i ask you question before we explode" ask kelos. "you just did" said twilight. "alright" said kelso and they went in forest throug it and but they dont know but they are gong to faec dangot!!!!! -----------------------END CCGHAPTERE @------------------------------------------= Arthorts nope: jus so yu no i sond one viacom or twenthe centurian fon so do no copyrgit me okay?! Cheez..................... anyway thank for rading mah fabric please tel your comment story on!!!!!!!!!!!!!111