The grand clusterfuck finale

Equestria had been reduced to ash, tirek had won. The princess were dead and any survivors has retreated to caves to await the inevitable, except two. This is there story.

Genos and I began walking towards the hulking beast, a ball of nuclear energy seemed to reside in between his massive horns. Taking in any magical energy and converting it into fuel for his rampage. It was over, equestria was laid to waste but there was still more. More unicorns outside of equestria, he was on his way to claim their power.

“Master, how should we go about destroying this foe?” Genos asked.

“I’m going to kick the shit out of it, then we are going home.” I told him as we began to approach the monster, he must have noticed are presence and turned around to face us. “You need to hide for a while, I can take care of this.”

“But master I can fight!” he exclaimed.

“This is no dragon level threat, this is the god level thread I have been waiting for.” I told him

“Fine, I will be waiting for you in Dr. Kuseno’s lab” he said and began to walk off.

Once he was gone i began to channel my power, normally i need to limit how much power i use or i could kill a lot of people. now i could finally go all out.

“So you’re the last warrior?” tireks voice boomed across the wasteland.

“No, I am a hero!” I said as I looked up at his massive figure. He was nearly the size of boros’ ship. “I am saitama, the hero who will stop you!” the power is was building began to manifest into visible energy, a golden aura began to flow from me.

“Then I will settle this quick” he said as his mighty hoof landed on me and destroyed the area around me. “Well, that was easy worthless creature didn’t even put up a fight.”

“Don’t be so sure.” I told him as my hand was holding his entire hoof. The power was now beginning to create hurricane force winds. Causing minor dust storms around us.

“Is this some kind of last ditch effort?” he asked me “even though I can’t absorb your power it still doesn’t hold a flame to mine.” He stated with upmost certainty.

“Final move series, avatar release!” I yelled as indescribable amounts of power began to flow from my body. This was the true result of my training, I had become one with human spirit and could manifest its power as I saw fit.

A large shockwave knocked tireks hoof off of me sending him into the ground. The energy began to form a large bubble around me, lifting me into the air. Tirek had made his way back on his hooves and was preparing to attack.

“Now, you die!” he yelled as a hell storm of magic and fire was propelled at me.

It bounced harmlessly off me and quickly dissipated. I decided it was time to make my move. I summoned forth all the power I could, the bubble around me expanded into a blob like shape, becoming rougher and more rigid as it grew. Soon arms and legs sprouted from it.
Tirek kept attempting to incinerate me but at this point it fueling me.

The head soon formed and I found that I was located in the avatars chest. I began to test my control and found that I could move it like I would my body. So I made my way over to tirek and threw a punch at his face, he sidestepped and sent me into the ground. The ground below me shattered as my avatar was embedded into it.

“Do you not see now!” he yelled as he slammed his fists into me. “Your effort is futile!”

I had had enough of this, I was bored and clearly the writer has better things to do than shitpost on a site for horsefuckers.
So I threw tirek off of me and took my final stance.

“I’m done with this, I want to go back home!” I yelled as I slammed my fist into his face. His body was immediately gone along with a large chunk of the landscape.

The power I had called forth was sent back and I returned to the ground. I made my way towards were Genos and the doctor was. They had found another ball and were ready to construct a portal.

“Are you ready to go Genos?” I asked the cyborg.

“Whenever you are master.” He said.

“Good lets end this shit tier adventure so the writer can finish fallout 4” I said. The doctor opened up a portal and the three men stepped through it, and with their leave the shittiest story ever written was over.

Author's Note

eat shit and die horse fuckers.